Nu-Doom has no sou-

Cool but I can't run it.

I love Doom
Im really hoping this game flops so hard it kills id

THEY PUT PARRYING IN DOOM AND MADE IT THE CORE MECHANIC OF THE GAME
IF I WAS JAPANESE ID BE SETTING FIRE TO YOUR OFFICES
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU

Kek boomers getting assblasted because they can't handle parry

I can handle it, its just not fun, its pure garbage, its the complete opposite of Doom where you are the one that attacks
Parrying means being on the defensive all the time
This is not Doom this is simon says trash

wedged in between two mobile game looking meters

Disgusting. have some respect for the real doom guy

If anything you have way more offensive options with your shield than defensive ones

Parry is an objectively bad mechanic that makes any game its in worse by just existing even when its optional, let alone when its mandatory like in this game.
The benefit is that complete shitters at videogames can feel like a "badass" because they pressed the button when the game told them to press the button.

ray tracing mandatory

no, thanks

I AM NOT LOCKED IN HERE WITH YOU
YOU ARE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME

Be honest uncs, you're getting filtered by having more than one button to press

it doesn't even look good there

I know you are baiting but honestly Im not actually that mad. Ill just save me the money and keep replaying the real doom games.
But you should look at yourself and consider if its worth it to defend trash just to "own" a "boomer" online

But Doomguy isn't in NuDoom. It's the Doom Yassssss Queen Slayer Rip and Tear My Dilated Axe Wound Xister.

safe soul

Doom soier screaming from his cuck cage

Okay, but can I have numbers back too?

yea but the rest of the UI is unironic xbox 360 tier slop, it looks so fucking bad

FUCK NOSTALGIA NIGGERS AND THEIR FACILITATORS FUCK THEM FUCK THEM FUCK THEM

le quirky old doom reference!

while taking a massive shit on what doom is all about

Yeah, I'm not interested.

why not just make the standard hud face actually look like doomguy instead?

"forced soul" is a meme term but it's true here.

everyone can make a Doom spiritual successor if they want
these guys just hold a license for Doomguy and the logo
they're not ruining anything for you, just don't play it if you don't like it

i don't like Eternal and i'm not sure that i agree with what the devs think >Doom is really all about but i love that they try

HUD sprite: blonde hair.

In-game model: black hair

Why?

nordcuck to MEDBVLL transition: Complete.

But that's not like what he looks like under the helmet. He's Tony Montana.

"Soul" is a meme term that gets defined by weirdos as their own personal jank they make excuses for.

"game X is awesome"

yeah, but bug Y happens and corrupts your game files every day

"so soulful"

everything made for this game is shit despite having 6 gorillions budget and 300 sweatshop poojets working on it

but you can use this old stuff that was made good despite being made by two artists in a tiny office (not even artists, a medic and a politics scientist)

The absolute state of bethesda and every single shiteater supporting them.

STAND

AND

FIGHT

I know someone IRL with this exact homo erectus skull and he's from some cave in the Caucasus

SHART

AND

FART

BRAP

AND

CRAP

FEED

AND

SEED

SHIGGY

AND

DIGGY

SNEED

AND

FEED

If parrying is an option and not a mandatory way to inflict damage, then I won't mind so much. I prefer options rather than enforced gameplay loops. The story is balls so I'd sooner skip the cutscenes.

IS THAT...
THING I HAVE NOSTALGIA FOR!????
OH MY HECKIN GOSH TAKE MY MONEY

Churkas do be like that.

is that.... OH MY GOD!!! it's le classic doomguy face in my... in my slow-mo parry slop DOOM game?!!???? oh my science! so hella EPIC and BADASS!!!

nothing like Doom

plays exactly like OG Doom

What did xe mean by this?

With how much Anon Babbleeddit has their panties in a bunch about this game it has to be a 10/10

What is r*ddit mad about?

why did you type this out

You should put some wheels on those goalposts, it'll be easier to move them.

-p.

Parrying lasers with a shield was always my favorite part of playing Doom back in the day on my 386.

zoomer retard doesn't know how to dodge projectiles

What the fuck, why are you dodging them if they're green?

Flying around with a raccoon tail was always my favorite part of playing the original Super Mario Bros back in 1985.

That's why I would say SMB3 doesn't play like SMB1, among other reasons. Thanks for demonstrating my point.

That isn't soul, thats nostalgia baiting

Nostalgiashit is not SOUL, specially when UI surrounding DOOM guy is modern garbage, it would've been soul if all the UI and enemies, possibly even the map turned into 2D sprites like classic DOOM.

its the complete opposite of Doom where you are the one that attacks

Since the demons are attacking you at the same time you're attacking them, this does not make you wait for them to attack, you can be firing then whip up a parry to stop a big demon's attack and continue shooting.

Exactly, anything new is bad and not what the franchise is. Every single franchise in history was destroyed by the second game turning it into not that franchise.

lazily appealing to nostalgia isn't soul

I saw something I recognized! I clapped when I saw it!!!!

you control the hud you see

Seethe you pathetic troon

what le fuck? where's the magic ammo and epic slow-mo parry?

Argent B'durrr

then you can heckin cook up a parry just like chef bigblaster hotsauce from insta

the actual soul thing to do would be to have nu-guy's face there

Looks hella epic

The proper term for this is "nostalgia bait"
It doesnt even fit in with the with the rest of the UI, and just looks jarring

Okay.

It's like when Nintendo uses NES Metroid sprites in Dread, what kind of tranny faggot pedophile does that kind of braindead shit.

hey guys remember that good game you played once

it's like that except it isn't like that at all and we jus excavated it's corpse and electroshocked it back to life just so we could piss in it's mouth while it was sentient

Everyone thought this was cool in Mario Odyssey.

So what IS soul? Give me a clear definition, and not an intentionally vague one.

oh my science and Fauci, is that a cheap nostalgic icon to make me forget about the rest of the game being abysmal and nothing like Doom? I'll take 100 copies!

You should put some wheels on those goalposts, it'll be easier to move them.

You wouldn't get it

Soul is just when something is low quality. You should know this by now.

Do you actually think you're being witty and funny typing like a redditor? You just come off as the kind of underage memelard who would buy and wear a soijak shirt.

You can't explain it, can you?

soijaks are Anon Babble culture, newfag.

Those people are the goy cattle who clap for things like pixel Doomguy head and pixel Metroids.

if you don't know then you can't know

Still not buying Nu-Doom, Todd.

That isn't what he said.
Just because it's new doesn't mean it's good.

Go parry every meal until you finally starve to death, pisscunt.

Not after what you did

iykyk. it's like trying to explain an inner voice.

Notice how it's the exact same post every time, they're not even trying anymore.

Good for you, do you need headpats and positive reinforcement?

Now I know you can't actually explain what soul is.

New is ALWAYS bad, tranny. You people say this every single minute of every single day.

Go parry every meal until you finally starve to death, pisscunt.

A babelfish sentence, cool.

oh my gawd you have eyes

A bot wouldn't get it.

Good for you, do you need headpats and positive reinforcement?

w-well, it wouldn't hurt. >.<

He's right though. It cannot be explained, because you either know or you are not capable of knowing. Its like trying to explain color to a blind person.

Soul = what I like.
Soulless = what I hate.
Forced soul is things I like being put into things I hate to try to make me like it.

It's an intentionally vague label. It's like those old voter literacy tests where they asked dumb questions like how many bubbles are in a bar of soap so they had an excuse to fail people no matter what answer they gave. Which was only done to keep black people from voting.

This is the first time I've seen something where the term "forced soul" is appropriate.

plays exactly like SRB2 using Modern Sonic

Why does Doom Guy have a Homing Attack?

no tutorial popping up that tells you to dodge projectiles (how are you supposed to know?)

no parry

no epic cinematic mini-cutscene when killing demons

enemy doesn't drop ammo

bad graphics

man this is shit

It cannot be explained

Yes it can. It's bullshit you use to convince people that you're totally capable of being pleased if developers just "did the right things", but the truth is that nothing they can do will ever actually satisfy you, so it's pointless to even try, and that's why fewer and fewer developers are trying to cater to you. It's not worth the effort.

unironically forced soul

I have to stop attacking

What a trash game.

I bought Eternal heavily discounting, but I'm not even pirating this. Shit is less Doom than 3, but at least 3 was a fun game.

forced soul

Just call it nostalgia baiting like a white person.

All they have to do is keep doing what was good and not do what is bad.

3 is the best Doom game ever made, fumbling in darkness while juggling a flashlight while stopping to listen to codecs is awesome.

newcancer claims newcancer trash is organic Anon Babble culture

It just looks out of place compared to everything around it. They should have updated the gauges to match. This is worse than them having done nothing at all.

game adds something objectively cool

"this actually fucking sucks"

no option to push the enemy into the barrels and cinematic explode him into a shower of health packs and ammo

How the fuck am I supposed to play this?

?

"Soul" is basically the same conceptually as beauty. You can look at a work of art and describe the technicalities of how it was made, and the great skill of the artist, but that doesn't really get you to heart of what "beauty" is because some may find something ugly with it also being technically impressive. Go read some aesthetic philosophy or something, faggot.

2015 oldfag here. Soijaks originated on Anon Babble and will forever be attributed to Anon Babble and its users. Seethe.

2015 oldfag here

Nu-Doom is at least doing something interesting with its gameplay now which is something I couldn't have said for the other nu-dooms. More creative weapons is always more interesting in a game about killing things en masse and keeps the game not feel like a bore.

2015 oldfag here

look, le nostalgic gamerinos, we took a picture from the old thing and put it into the new one! this is soul right, buy the game now okay goyim??

They should also add the old doom sound track as an option.

that's neat, but it doesn't match the rest of the hud, or the game. unless you can toggle the rest of the ui to match, and there's some "retro graphics" cheat code, i'd just stick with default.

When do you see this skin? Isn't this a single-player 1st person shooter?

this but unironically

Cutscenes

That would be actually sick having to input a cheat code to unlock the retro graphics and sound track options.

We need to return. To simpler times.
doomwiki.org/wiki/Doom_3

Forced raytracing will let you see your reflection

in the Caucasus

But of course, not surprising

Parry is a good mechanic if it filters boomers like you. Games are about eye-hand coordination. If you are too old to land a parry, you shouldn't be playing games.

NOOOOO NOT MUH HECKING WHOLESOME DRAGONORINO

Oh my fucking god, fuck off. Doom 3 was never good.

Oh thank goodness, I was getting hungry!

go to bed you worthless toon

Sure it wasn't great, but I give it props for actually trying something new. NuDoom is just a generic arena shooter that tries to emulate the first two games without understanding what made them good.

what other contemporaries play like nudoom?

Shadow Warrior 2.

Using the fist and not throwing the EPIC AND BADASS shield

Definitely not Doom.

Yes it was.

where stone hud?

I'll call this Recycled Soul. They're still living out of rent from >20 year old games. Reminds me of when people need to reference the epic akira slide.

implying anyone bothered to punch the bullet sponges to death when the game is already piss easy

WHOOOOOOAAAAAAA, THAT'S SO HECKIN COOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL, LET ME JUST ORDER ANOTHER DOOM GUY FUNK-
OH NO
OH NO NO
WHAT IS THIS?!
DAMN YOU TRU-ACK!

It doesn't even fit, either remake the whole classic HUD or fuck off

akira slide

what's up with this one? it's as if they don't know what else to reference

Posted in another thread:
Already finished it. It unlocked a day early here.
Much better than Zoom Eternal, but falls just short of 2016. The difficulty sliders are actually fun to play with, the story is pretty good, and the action is what Zoom Eternal should've been.
If you're a collectorfag, make sure to watch (aka shitpost during) the credits, as you unlock a skin.

It can't run on my system

That's your fault for being a thirdie and a poorfag.
Also, played on UV, and parrying was still so casual and simple. If you struggle on vanilla settings, you're an actual retarded dumb cunt.

ty marketer i will buy ur game now Lol

the story is pretty good

Is it woke?

Don't buy it for fuck sake, pirate or gamepass it.
It's all I did. Gamepass linked to gaybox and I unlocked it a day early.

of course, john doom saves an interracial gay medieval couple from the chuddie demons

Nah it's pretty normal, just a couple cases of girlboss moments.

memberberries

Please kill yourself.

you accidentally wrote 2 instead of 2013

That's retarded, call it Borrowed Soul instead.

girlboss moments.

Good advice for anyone who plays zoom of any kind

im sorry, i think im just gonna skip yueah lol

girlboss moments

????????????
Doomguy's wife?

le female commander with ebin speech and ebin powers

Was basically it. The rest of the game was the Slayer shitting on everything and killing himself intentionally in acid.

the Slayer

Doomguy's twin daughters

Doomguy says lets rip and tear racism

doomguy is a virgin

Doomguy had procreational sex with Daisy

Flynn Taggart

hey man no worries, you know im always happy to help. thanks for being my friend

Yeah I’m buying this shit. Every game that Anon Babble hates ends up being great and vice versa. You faggots shill garbage like expedition 33 and that’s the last time I will be fooled.

It's ironic how easily you can go too far into the "manly man stuff" and come out at the "faggot shit retard stuff" end. The horseshoe theory is real.

Besides coming back from the dead, does the Slayer physically do anything above Samus or Master Chief? Launch trailer showed him barely pushing humans away when running and having a hard time jumping a short distance to get on a dropship in cutscenes? How physically vulnerable is he in cutscenes?

I've put a cap on the types of games I will buy, I'll only buy third party games made in the USA and Japan along with only buying Nintendo-made and Microsoft-made games, nothing else.

doomguy hates it

Since the ost is confirmed shit what will you listen to during gameplay? For me it’s

youtu.be/35bhV2BISG8

Not that vulnerable overall, even when he intentionally kills himself when the Cthulhus imprison him. Most cutscenes are him doing different variants of executions, walking among the allies, or doing weird parkour shit.

The entire Painkiller ost.
youtu.be/EaJvX6Djq38?si=y2tQrqz2gDgBuLZV

game is already piss easy

shows a picture of E1M1 in ITYTD difficulty

its called the Jaime Lannister effect

t.pearchie

Doom's identity has always been whatever they think is cool at the time as an excuse to kill demons. If you're gonna be autistic about the details then you might as well admit that Doom 1 is the only "real" Doom game. You need very few things to be a true Doom game

kill demons

lotta gore

big shotgun

cool as fuck

>cool as fuck

They forgot about this

old doomfags are even calling the pandering cringe

did hugo fuck up by giving into souls shit?

So basically, he's strong and able to survive Cthulhus acid but his physical strength, speed, and athletics aren't anywhere on par with Samus Aran's or the Master Chief's from their games and lore especially their latest games that have some of their highest feats (Metroid Dread and Halo Infinite)?

This should have been a Quake game

I would agree with you if they got NIN back to do the soundtrack and let Trent Reznor voice Ranger again

Quake needs awesome tight level design which hack hugo and Yid is not capable of

gameplay and visual design is nothing like DOOM anymore

Technically aren't even fighting demons anymore

HEY REMEMBAH DOOM

Not a penny until this shit stops.

Worthless zoomer vermin.

Indeed. Give us a Quake skin at least ffs

Yid

i see what you did there kek.

No. but it makes zoomers and nu-doomfaggots cope and seethe like you're doing now, and it shows.

here's your ranger skin bro

I act retarded until I become retarded but it's ok because sometimes people insult me and I've conditioned myself to think that means I'm heckin based and redpillerino'd and everyone else is just hella jelly and seething lmao

I felt this way with melee giving you health.
Just took me outta the action more often.

Uh oh, someone doesn't like SCIENCE! and Doom GOD!

You’re probably right about that. It’s much easier to shove a bunch of respawning enemies on a flat plane than to actually work to create great levels.

Timed exclusive pizzeria skins

What the fuck am i reading?

lmao. see what I mean? just as i expected

This is what Doom is now (and by now I mean since 2016)

FOMO
FOMO
FOMO

love doom

love pizza

wahts the problem

The pirate version will no doubt have a tool to unlock everything.

Why would the Doom guy have a little icon of his face, in his helmet, to show his health status?

Go back to Expedition 33 with your shit, Baudrillard.

Reminder that the grindfest levels that are actually not fun were designed by a doom eternal MULTIPLAYER player they hired recently

Same person was caught cheating as well

Just like slaughtermaps from the doomworld trannies. Youtuber UEG has the battlemode lowdown on this person and the basedlads who exposed him can be found in the comments.

True, I don't know how people can play this shit without brutal doom.

It’s up

God....
EVERYTHING about this game screams "designed by the market research team".

But anon you can ride the heckin dragons....

YAAAAASSSS!!!

noooooooo!!!!!

how do you do, fellow Doom fans!?

-Doom Dark Ages developers.

I hate Hugo Martin the Fat Fuck. I hate Reddit. I hate the Antichrist.

By 2030, 90% of this site will just be fucking advert threads.

No.
It's like they're saying "remember when we used to be cool!?"

So does the Doom Slayer. Why not take your anger out on the agents of hell in the new action packed video game Doom The Dark Ages on May 15th?

shallow nostalgia bait

It cannot be explained

Yes it can. It's really simple.
Soul = invokes nostalgia.

By 2030

Does she know?

Why is it wearing pants?

for actually trying something new

It just tried to be System Shock 2. New my ass.

If killing things in a doom game makes it "feel like a bore" to you, to the point where you need modern touches like cutscenes, melee dark souls nonsense, and dragons - you should either go play something else or kill yourself

cheap nostalgia bait

objectively cool

Are you stupid? Not only that, but "remember when" is the lowest form of forced soul.

but anon, le hecking dwagon you can wide on!!!11!!

I haven't gotten new games in a while but isn't Denuvo near-impossible to crack nowadays and it's only done for the absolute biggest of releases?

you forgot to include

parryslop

loreslop

girlbossslop

mechaslop

proving my point

THE THING!!!
I RECOGNIZED THE THING!!! FROM THE OTHER GAMEEEEEE!!11
IT'S A TOTAL SOVL NVKE OVERLOAD BROS

Idc what any of the shitters on Anon Babble say, expanding the doom lore and giving the slayer a mech is metal asf.

Baudrillard was right ngl

whatever they think is cool at the time

yeah but in the 90's it was d&d and movies like aliens and terminator 2
obviously hugo and others think marvel capeshit and funkpop fans

OG Doom wasn't an arena shooter the entire game.

There is nothing cool about you being Jesus or something while your father is Lucifer who is also God or whatever the fuck they came up with in Doom Eternal. Kill yourself, buddy.

struck a nerve

i wish i could be this happy about cosmetics in vidya

Explain to me how cheap nostalgia bait is cool over creating something that's immersive and stands on it's own.

Argent Nick'gurr

there are no demons in nu doom so i guess it doesn't count

I wish I could be that happy about literally anything in my life.

muh 4chud culture

One of the most popular songs of Anon Babble the musical 2 had the following lyrics:

Kickstart

The indiegogo campaign

Get funded

Time to pop the champagne

Celebrate diversity, acceptance

Gamers aren’t dead kid, gamers are the next gen

New games

Appearing by the masses

Eyesight

I gotta get some glasses

Five years and suddenly the vidya

Is not for basement dwellers, vidya’s for the people

They used

To push us into lockers

Obtuse

And always off their rockers

Now jocks from high school are among us

Call of Duty, Halo, now they are our brothers

youtube.com/watch?v=7LVq-MWuDaU

Genuinely who gives a shit about what is and isn't Anon Babble culture considering that.

hear hear

is that Guts?

The general use of it is synonymous with kino, i.e. "it's total shit but it looks nice"

replying to yourself this many times

mental illness

make game

ayo demarcus memba da 90s?

I'm so sick of it. Resident Evil 2 is the worst offender, I'd say. 100% a new creation that occasionally takes break to dick suck the good old days.

What nerve

The Robocop game is soul despite it having mediocre gameplay because it nails the humor and spirit of its source material. A game that is so insecure about itself that it gives you Doom merchandise within the game itself is the exact opposite of soul. It visibly highlights that the game is a brand and nothing more.

why do you only punch him in the dick and never in the butt?

Why? He doesn't even look like that in nu-Doom.

a second hell opens up but daisy the resurrected rabbit solos it

Doom 2016 was a fucking blast, I liked the speed and agility of Eternal and the new locations and makyr enemies, but the cutscenes and platforming definitely kept it from being great. Original Doom was a trailblazer of a game, and it's a perfect example of how sometimes the more stripped down a game is, the better it is... But the problem is that games like that can't be improved by removing elements, so the only other option developers have to justify charging more money for a new iteration is to add things. I'm guessing that the level of customization options they're adding into Dark Ages is a sign that they might be testing the waters to bring back level designer, which with a few options to tweak would allow players to make and share their own custom doom levels with elements tuned closer to the original game. Stop bitching and play original Doom or another boomer shooter if you think the new game sucks.

took then 3 fucking games to add the fucking head back to the hud

Seethe you stupid kike lol

but the hair color is wrong

original doomguy has brown hair

doom3 doom4 doom eternal 'slayer' has black hair

Unironically sold.

They changed him from based, fed-up 30s something boomer and infused him with supreme gentleman aesthetics.

not fast monsters enabled

anthro daisy solos second hell and hugs doom guy after happy to see him

HE

HAS

NO

STYLE