Where would you rather live
Where would you rather live
At least with India I can just buy a plane ticket and return to reality.
mfw stuck in delhi irl
You guys have it good wherever the fuck you came from
I'd rather be a necromorph than a jeet
India, I'm white blonde guy with big dick, I'd be a treated as deity by indian girls
Either vvardenfell or night city. I like mushrooms.
We’re at war sir
NCR isn’t half bad, at least compared to the rest. Maybe Morrowind if any retard was capable of developing like the player characters do.
probably vvardenfell, there are a few towns where you could probably carve out a decent life. just don't stick your nose into anything and retire to some fishing village.
night city and ncr might be okay too.
india dead last.
Morrowind so I can fuck hot dunmer babes
CP2077 > Morrowind > NCR > HL2 > Dead Space > India
I don't know what center right is.
Vvardenfell unironically seems comfy, just stick to or close to one of the cities. Or be a furry
Morrowind and it isn't even close.
just stick to or close to one of the cities
Cringe. Imagine being in Morrowind and not going anywhere you please.
City 17, this isn't even a difficult choice. Sure you'll get pushed around by an oppressive government but you can make it work
Even the cows get treated better in the Mojave.
What's middle right? But probably the NCR
Don't wanna catch blight or get stabbed by some daedra fucking crackhead
Dishonored I think
none of them have internet
horrifying
You'd be mobbed and lynched by hundreds of 5'4 jeets furious that a bloody benchod bitch is fucking their women, remember that dozens of indian men beat one of their own to death for the crime of suggesting they shit in the newly installed public toilet
Dead Space has internet
Until they come to liquidate you.
Morrowind
Night City doesn't have internet?
he drank the water
Obviously Cyberpunk. What the fuck is this quetion?
Not as you know it today. It's all closed circuit networks, like each building has its own internet, due to shit that Rache pulled with the DataKrash. There's no world wide web.
enjoy getting shot on your way to the store to pick up your regurgitated worms and bugs in the shape of a burger.
Okay fine so what city?
Dunwall and just pray that there isn't a plague or another fucking psycho taking over the throne
Argonians aren't really people, just remember that
Dunwall, I just need to worry about the plague for a few months tops, and then afterward it's super cozy.
Alternatively, India because it exists in the real world and I could eventually escape and find my way back home.
Nobody itt mentioning or even recognizing Dunwall, save for a couple of loners
everyone played cyberslop though
Nuke this board
good morning
I would rather live in India than Africa. Indians are better than blacks
yeah, it definitely doesnt have anything to do with the fact that dunwall is a plague infested gloomy "it's chewsday innit" shithole, you honestly have to be retarded to choose it over morrowind or NC or probably even the fucking NCR
Morrowind if I can flee to the mainland or other nations. Corprus is a hell of a disease and I am not the chosen one. India if I can't, I'm sure I can find some rural backwater to live in that will still be better than any of the other options.
in order best to worst
morrowind or india: depends on the circumstances
CP77: I can just work retail and only have to put up with armed robbery
NCR: assuming I get to stay in CA and just farm it's not that bad
Dishonored: I will be dead of the plague within a year but at least I just die and that's it
City 17: I will be jumping off a building ASAP, being a stalker is a fate worse than death. Unfortunately I can't guarantee suicide by cop will result in them actually killing me so I'm just gonna destroy my head via gravity.
Ishimura: I'm ejecting into space at the first available opportunity because not even death will spare me; if I'm lucky my body will just float around space, untouched and unassimilated. I'd like to find a way to completely destroy my brain beforehand if at all possible
Morrowind, but all of these are harsh places and a downgrade from germany.
But morrowind doesn't have radiated areas and creatures or ruthless warring gangs.
Yeah and of course as I wake up and type my post as slowly as possible while trying to collect myself and then waiting for my brain to turn on to solve the captcha numerous anons mention dishonored.
Good morning saar
morrowind doesn't have radiated areas and creatures
Yeah, it has something even worse
A crisis doesn't last forever, outside of the events happening in the game it looks like a magnificent city to live in.
morrowind doesn't have radiated areas and creatures or ruthless warring gangs
As opposed to Germany?
If you're a noble. It's still based on Victorian England so you're fucked if you're a basic factory worker.
Become a bandit or a witch/member of a cult worshipping the outsider. You'll get some fun talking to rats or kidnapping pretty girls for ransom.
monkey's paw curls
Ishimura
complete meme option. Even more stupid if it's post-necromorph outbreak
city17
Worse than North Korea. Only better than the Ishimura by the fact that you can probably live in a house and eat food without being hunted by relentless evil fleshbeasts
NCR
You will be living in a bombed-out irradiated wasteland. Clean food and water are hard to find and you will probably die young from cancer.
Vvardenfel
You are living in the middle ages without electricity. There are some nice places and some beautiful scenery but there is an evil demigod supervillian living a couple of kilometers away behind the Ghostfence
Dunwall
About on the same level as India. semi-modern conveniences but the city is fucked by plague and you will probably have to spend your life dodging rat swarms and living in poverty.
India
Like Dunwall but with less killer rat swarms and more shit in the streets. Indian food is probably tastier than whatever they eat in Dunwall.
Night City
Havent played Cyberpunk. It looks just like a modern city in the USA. maybe a slight bit more crime and robots. How bad could it really be?
Aside from the rat plague, Dunwall is hardly the worst there. It's still cleaner than at least 4 of the other options on offer.
Night City
Only slightly more crime
It has 100% more robots but the crime there is about LA race riots on a bad day...and it's all bad days in Night City.
>Night City
Havent played Cyberpunk. It looks just like a modern city in the USA. maybe a slight bit more crime and robots. How bad could it really be?
Oh boy!
Night City is a dystopian crime ridden hellhole ruled by an evil megacorporation and wartorn by several gangs, including people who will harvest your cybernetics, kidnap you to film torture porn (this is actually mentioned in game) and a gang of actual sadistic psychopaths.
Morrowind is y million times better.
City 17 is one of the most fucked world possible to live. Humans are effectively extinct because they cant breed. Only Slightly better than India.
doesn't look like it at all while you're exploring
The livability of some of these options are so wildly different that it would be like asking if you would rather live in the 3rd circle of Hell, on a planet composed entirely of furious immortal giant centipedes, or on a normal North Sea oil rig in the modern day
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Night City just a particularly fucked up place in the setting and other urban areas are supposed to be better?
Night City. Seems like a gooners paradise and I'd probably end up going cyberpsycho just from nutting so hard and much
A comfy little room on the lower level of a Vivec canton is all you need.
depends when. pre war NCR and pre invasion ishimura might not be so bad. And how is night city even supposed to be a bad place to live?
it's le dystopian setting with totalitarian government and corporations control everything
well i live in the uk so night city is the same shit but with less pakis, niggers and more cool technology. sign me up.
Oh fuck off
I'd rather be in hiroshima the day of the atomic bomb than even spend a day in india. Disgusting subhuman rats in a bucket of shit.
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He brings up a good point though what are some other fun things to call them? I'll still call them pajeet, and ranjesh, curry nigger, poo, rapist, shit eating cow worshipper, etc. But I'd like more things to call them if you know any.
And how is night city even supposed to be a bad place to live?
walk outside
clip through the floor and die
India
Night City is just Detroit with a little more neon lights.
Give us the goss, jeet fren
Never player Cyberpunk, can't you just live outside the city and chill?
it's been ages since I played it, but doesn't the plague in Dishonered turn the afflicted into basically zombies?
work mate is a faggot bragging about working 60hours a week
I'll take the centipedes thank you
NCR seems like by far the least worst of these
They're desperate for help and will cling to you will vomiting their guts everywhere but no they're not zombies. The npcs in 2 are technically turned into hosts by bloodflies and aim to spread the infection and defend nests though. Wether they're alive or not, and that's worse than zombies in some ways.
the war is over buddy haven't ya heard
Fuckoff
here is the objective rating for worlds youd rather live
cyberpunk > morrorwind > dishonored > half life > new vegas > dead space > india
and you can fuck off right to Atlanta like v did in the beginning
yea desu the setting comes off a lot less dystopian than it's supposed to be. i think the setting is intended to be pretty cool for the protagonists who don't live by normal people rules, but grueling for everyone else. but in the game you see all the random nobodies sipping beer and smoking leisurely out on the street like they've all cheated the system
I'd rather live in Dunwall than cyberhell and I'm not kidding. Take the worst overcrowded city on earth, multiply that by a factor of 10, throw all humanity and empathy in the dump, have gangs making the MS13 look like church boys, make it so pricey augmentations are a deciding point for anyone to become something ( which are very much like getting hooked to drugs: it's costly, needing constant maintenance and medicine and checkups ), and have a society entirely fucked up by corporats on every strates. Fuck that horrible place.
Or be a furry
have fun being enslaved, nigga
Indian food is probably tastier than whatever they eat in Dunwall.
brother they eat cow shit and drink cow piss
Shit Golems
Cyberpunk is the best option. It's shit, but also the only somewhat functioning modern city.
Half-Life 2 is boring, nothing happening until you're suddenly harvested for your organs or whatever.
Morrowind is annoying.
Dishonored, depends on if I'm rich or poor I guess.
India is awful and literally all honest travel documentaries, even the ones on regular TV agree it's awful.
Dead Space is a death trap with zero chance of survival. I'd even choose India over Dead Space.
Oh, and NCR I guess would depends where in NCR.
You can live on the moon if you want
Old game good
New game bad
I mean NCR isn't too bad of a place to live in, Dunwall isn't terrible either unless its during the plague in which case I will go with NCR
Or Morrowing outside of the great fuckup of the fourth era
India is fine if you're rich in cities like Mumbai
Cyberpunk healthcare system is far more advanced than ours, pricey as fuck? Yes, but literally any disease can be cured or stalled with cybernetics.
Dunwall is living in that age where most doctor's had a 40% death rate for patients, anesthesia was practically non-existent or prone to runnning out mid-operation, pulling infected teeth with pliers and no anesthesia was common back then. This is without adding the magical plagues, curses, the literal void abyss slowly devouring reality, shitty jobs with 16 hours work days, no police, because the city guard is there to defend the nobles, they don't care about poor trash.
There actually plenty of places in Cyberpunk where you can live a mostly comfortable life, or if you are lucky, you can escape into space and stop being a slave to corporations. Some people just can't give up the dreams of making it big in the danger zones like NC.
You get stabbed in Cyberpunk, and they can just 3D print a new liver for you, you get stabbed in Dunwall, and you will spend the rest of your life shitting in a bag you carry around your waist, if you even live long enough to see one of Dunwall ""doctors".
I think I could have a decent life in the cyberpunk world, especially outside night city, this dystopian stuff doesn't sound that bad nowadays as our reality edges closer to it. Some people have decent lives even in night city, I would be a chromed out badass or something like that, or a druggie
Dunwall is like fine, just going through a crisis in Dishonored 1, it's like living in Europe during the dark plague, bad but it's not always bad
I think the dead space is world is fucked as the zombies just end up destroying the world by the end of the series or something like that, city 17 also bad the whole planet is fucked those are easily the worst ones
Personally I'd like to live in the destiny world, coziest post apocalyptic world in all media, being a guardian is literally the best thing ever, immortal demi god heroes of humanity, I know they have fairly high casualty rates in the lore and the average guardian isn't as impressive as the player guardian and humanity only started winning from the beginning of destiny 1 but still, honestly if you die as a guardian you're just unlucky to find some kind of deus ex machina specifically made to kill guardians or just really suck
does nothing
USA destroyed by stupidity, India by poop war
Morrowind
Top pick since I can abuse fortify int to make op potions sell them for mad cash, learn magic, join the Telvanni and drown in dark elf pussy.
Night City
Second choice. Yes its run by evil psychopaths but its a modern+ setting with some really cool tech so I could probably make a good living as netrunner or a techie.
NCR
India
Next its a tossup between these two, NCR proper aka not the wastelands is probably a decent place to live, not up to modern standards but at least you can get a normal job and live halfway decently. Same with India, obviously I'd want to stay away from the south and the most populated cities.
Dunwall
1800's plague ridden shithole. The whale oil magitek is kind cool but so not worth it.
City 17
Best case scenario you spawn in after Freeman shows up in which case you're thrust into the middle of a very one sided war with transdimensional insectoids and the traitorous cyborgs that work for them.
Dead Space
Bottom pick, assuming you spawn on a ship or station under necromorph attack, as there is no chance in hell I'm surviving that.
Lets assume you have to live al least a few years in your chosen location before you can leave.
I'm joining the royal guards for whiskey and cigars and you won't change my mind.
I wish I had the power to punish anyone who talks smack about India.
Nightcity for me, unfortunately im Type 1 diabetic and in Cyberpunk you can get new organs implanted, so thats whats i going with
Eldersscrolls.
don't play, don't lose
that simple
I'm tired of the Morrowind slander, it's not THAT bad
ask chatgpt to do it for you saar
dealing with racist dunmer all day every day
Fuck that shit
If you're posting here in clear english you're probably rich enough to be exempt from like, 95 percent of what makes India India but I acknowledge a lot of the remainder still seems horrible. I see posts from people whose parents don't let them eat meat(they are adults) so to get any protein they're forced to eat retarded quantities of boiled eggs.
Shit and piss aren't food.
Given that Dunwall is loosely based on early 19th century London they probably eat gross vintage britbong slop like jellied eels and mushy peas.
I've had a curry before. I could probably live off of that for the rest of my life and be fine as long as the chef washes his hands.
At worst I'll get food poisoning. Meanwhile eating bad Dunwall food could lead to you spending your last days in agony, becoming a weeping leper that coughs up locusts
"We won't go quietly, public transportation can count on that"
Night city is much worse than you think but still better than many of the other options. On the other hand NCR is not a bombed-out irradiated wasteland, in FNV you ARE in the wasteland, a near lawless land in the middle of war between several large players but thats not NCR. NCR is more like post post apocalypse, where some semblance of civilized life has returned.
Also you're sleeping on Vvardenfel, who needs electricity when you can be a fucking wizard or even achieve chim and alter reality to your whim.
Thats why you join house Telvanni. Now don't get me wrong its not that they aren't racist they are actually the MOST racist but they also value talent above all and prefer to mind their own business most of the time so if you prove yourself you can carve out a very comfortable niche as minor wizard lord.
NCR might be solid for living a simple life depending on the time period. NC might be alright, but you'll likely be a poorfag and you gotta deal with megacorp shit and cyberpunk bullshit. C17 has you living under ayyylmao occupation and you might get headcrabbed. Dunwall is Victorian London but with more disease and man eating rats. Deadspace is just you getting eaten by reanimated corpses or a fucking moon if you survive long enough. India is India so no thanks. Morrowind has Argonian pussy.
Morrowind or NCR for me probably.
Night City
Legitimately pretty good if you don't fuck around and subsequently find out. Either that or you can just go full Nomad.
Morrowind
Fucking good choice, but risky. Magic, elf bitches, and skooma. Watch out for cliff racers, ash, cliff racers, literal demons, and those dirty N'Wahs.
Dunwall
Canonically, the cure is made after the events of the game. You're taking a huge hit to creature comforts, and probably getting attacked by rats, but it's got a nice aesthetic and decent blokes once everything clears up in a couple of weeks.
City 17
Boy, howdy, I sure do love living in a copy of Nazi Germany mixed with a copy of the USSR, with radio waves that make my dick not work. However, it's still better than the following options.
New California Republic
Boy, howdy, I sure do love dying in a radioactive hellscape ruled by a literal copy of the US government that are all canonically killed a few years after I show up.
India
Dying to disease, and religious and racial extremism, would suck, but would be over fairly quickly, all thing considered. Unlike the others, there is no spot for enjoying it at all before it goes to shit.
Anything Dead Space, ever, at all.
Everyone dies in these games for a reason. And when you die, you're still there, your mind locked away in a shambling mess of a corpse, moving at the behest of a mind not your own, and ensuring you feel pain the entire time.
Morrowind, and by that extent, the rest of Tamriel and Nirn. This is not even fair to other options desu.
wake up somewhere near pelagiad, or seyda neen, or balmora, or vivec
go straight to the guild of fighters or mages - whichever signs me up
do chores, do errands, do work
get money
train
use resources guild provides to train even more
get sent on errands and missions
through work and heavy investment into sweat and cum ascend to a prestigious level in the guild/s
start moonlighting as a merc
join other guilds if i can
merc myself
amass wealth and buy an estate
train even more
Divayth Fyr is my role model
Night City
everyone saying Night City is proof that cyberpunk did a shitty job of selling just how horrible it really is, there's a reason why one of the worst endings is the one where V becomes a normie and that's because to be a no one in night city is to be a punching bag at best and a slave to some sadistic piece of shit at worst. there is no 'normal' life in night city you have to sell out to someone that's a central point of the storyline even the nomads sell out by working alongside corporations. Night City would be hell on earth for a non-chromed person and even the chromed people have basically sold their soul to get that chrome and are beholden to whomever they sold out to.
Half Life
without Gordon you'd basically live a shitty little life that would get gradually shittier and shittier as the noose tightened around Humanities neck
NCR
NCR would be comfy only if you ended up in the actual NCR and not the frontier areas but even then it would be a hard life full of toil and danger
Morrowind
as an outsider you'd basically be restricted to the few metropolitan areas of the island otherwise you'd live your life in danger of being enslaved or at the very least you'd be discriminated against constantly. Vivec or Ebonheart or Caldera would be okay I guess. Your life would be toil though as it's unlikely you'd have great magical powers.
Dishonored
Dunwall is a hellscape full of disease and tyranical sadists, fuck that.
Dead Space
you havin a laff mate? absolute hell
India
rather be dead, serious
Morrowind would be the only good choice, all of you assume you'd have video game abilities but you'd be a loser just like in real life. being a loser in Morrowind would suck but at least you have a chance at survival.
but with less killer rat swarms
The killer rat swarms are swapped for docile rat swarms
Why are jeets so fucking disgusting, holy shit
Cyberpunk because other cities in that world are somewhat normal
train
not simply buying the cheapest mortar and pestle you can find and start brewing fortify intelligence potions
I'll be a god in an afternoon
white people eat rats too.
You ASSUME that potions will work like they do in the game - they dont in real life. At best you will simply refresh the same buff again and again. At worst you will die to hyper-hydration, and that is ASSUMING you wont die to side effects/dirty water/whatever can go wrong with brewing potions.
The implication of OP's question is that it will be a real life - gravity and all the laws of universe will apply, so do laws of mathematics, biology, evolution, sociology.
And better yet, my sweet anon, where are you gonna get that cheapest mortar and pestle? And how? Hm? Free mages guild shit? And if they dont accept you and wont let you wander their halls because you are not the member? Are you going to murderhobo for money?
Think.
Well, I already live in City 17, so no biggie
NCR might not be *that* bad if you are one of the lucky ones near a base of theirs and actually get protection
Night City seems depressingly possible
Haven't played Dishonored, but from what I know its set during a plague which sounds quite a bit like a bummer
I hate TES slop so I dont know much about the setting there, but surely a fantasy world would have some nice places
Ishimura is just a retarded and suicidal choice, and so is India
Anon visits Morrowind
"Uhm excuse me why is that thing flying over Vivec? What about the laws of gravity? Did you just cast a fireball spell? That violates the laws of thermodynamics, bucko. Oh my god, is that a giant mushroom inhabited by wizards? I don't even know where to begin!"
within a couple of hours, society collapses and reality destroys itself
anon arrived into another universe and CHIMed it out
"No."
and then the Dwemer clapped
[Out of 100 tonal architects, 99 were impressed]
Wew lad, what a strawman!