Novelty of Anon Babble wears off after years of shitposting and discussion

If you are genuinely struggling to make friends as an adult, I unironically suggest using a site like meetup to find groups dedicated to hobbies or interests you may like. It's an easy way to meet people since you'll immediately have something in common to talk about.

If you live in a small town with limited travel options beyond, do the same but with online groups. Go to a general on Anon Babble for a multiplayer series you like and see if there's a discord to join for example. (This is at your own risk and discretion though, Anon Babble anons are hit or miss as friends)

This but instead, job activities and clubs. Things were you’re forced to interact with each other.

Example, boxing classes.
Better example, locals at a game shop
Even better example - any activity women typically get into like witchcraft meet ups. Pro tip. Ask them their astrology sign then say yeah I can tell you give off that energy.

Fellas is it wrong to tell women what they want to hear or is that just the meta?

Another pro tip.
Lie, review and memorize the astrology chart and crystal chart.

Whatever she says, say your signs the complimenting star sign.

Lying hasn’t been nerfed.

It's the meta to have you friend zoned and also gives off massive cuck energy.

all the people i grew up with either moved and disappeared without a trace or became normalfags with a wife and kids. it's over. literally not possible to make friends as an adult. at best you can make work acquaintances.

How many female friends do you have?

Also, friend zoned? Yes!

You’re building a network. Use your female friends to find out the hidden market.

Loser girls, chicks she knows that are Sanrio girls, goth girls….cholas.

Have them hook you up with contacts and DM’s

Women trust women. You gotta play the meta!

God it’s like you’ve never read a strategy guide.

Work acquaintances are decent. I still recommend putting energy into finding Sanrio girls.

Not true. It's harder as an adult because people have way more responsibilities, but it's not impossible. Again you just have to use the resources available to you to find groups dedicated to hobbies you like. Or just go to places like gyms with martial arts classes, or hobby shops with cards/ttgs and meet people that way like the other anon mentioned. Or go the old fashioned route and join your local church or whatever else your parents/grandparents did in their community.

These places aren't just filled with teens and young adults. And except for workaholics every adult needs some place to blow off steam and have fun.

hobby shops with cards/ttgs

full of troons and fags.

and join your local church

99% dying old people.

Agreed, theres an old adage I told my incel college roommate that got him tons of puss in college.

If you want fish. Go where there’s fish.

He ended up getting his back blown out by like 10 dudes, turned out to be bi, and married a torta, but he’s happy.

You’re not gonna make friends if you don’t go to places that don’t have people trying to have a hobby and a casual interaction.

But I continue to advocate for putting energy into finding the hidden market.

I’m telling you guys. You’re sleeping on the friendzoned meta. You gotta leverage it to find Sanrio girls

You sound like you’re real fun at parties

Give me the QRD on a sanrio girl. Why should I find one

adults don't want new "friends". that's the hard truth. at this point in your life you should be working and having children.

Massive cuck energy. Relying on a women that doesn't remotely view you as a viable partner to hook you up with any of her friends. You must be left wing.

Just act like a decent person to gain the trust of others. Once they open up to you, you'll start to find out that just about everybody is at least a little bit racist/sexist/bigoted/ignorant/etc. in one way or another. Normies aren't as innocent as you think they are.

You’re clearly unaware that not everyone is married.

Take some time to review current trends, declining birth rates, rise of loneliness and the meta on Sanrio girls

It's over bro. Can't unlearn your learned behavior. You're like a feral cat who doesn't use the litter box.

Look, it’s a lot like playing a game of thrones. You make strategic alliances and to gain access to higher prizes and clout.

Think of it like a social score. Women like men that women like. Case in point is the Chad meme.

What’s missed is he talks to women.

So eh, feel how you feel about it, but to win the game of Sanrio girls, you must first play. You sound like you don’t play and therefore are irrelevant.

Zero strats literally not on the leaderboard

so? people still do not want newcomers into their trusted social network.

What’s missed is he talks to women

probably because they go out of their way to talk to chad.

all you need to do is to stop wanting friends, anon
speaking from experience, it's pretty easy

I lost my friends in 2020 because they slurped of the BLM shit so hard. The dude who would throw around slurs and be the one posting most of the racist shit became ultra-liberal cucklord "you can't say that anymore!!" type. I'm fairly certain 2020 was a psyop those with a weak mental collapsed and fell into correct-think groups. Maybe it was a blessing in disguise to get away from weak-minded fags like that, because I said a joke that used 'Kike' and he had a breakdown about me using the word. Fast forward to today and I checked one his his social media accounts and he went on a tirade about Israel and the Jews since the Palestine situation.

Yes so you need to do what’s called. Vouching. It’s the oldest time honored way to get friends.

Hey this guy talks about cool shit with me. I met him at a card game. Let’s bring em in lads.

As for women…hey so like I know this guy, kinda dorky kinda of weird, but harmless. Good starter bf if you’re trying to get out of a funk.

Ask yourself why.
Do basics, 5 whys. Run the gauntlet.

I’ll tell you this, genetics isn’t it homie.

both of those examples do not happen ever.

keep browsing
or die

I’ll tell you this, genetics isn’t it homie.

more normalfag gaslighting. as if your types are ever capable of being honest about anything. absolutely useless advice, stop posting anytime.

proof

My ass

Guess you got me bro

Ah yes. Chad is just minding his own business like you and not approaching girls. You are lost.

nta but you reek of jealousy

lol. have you never seen how feral and aggressively horny women get around chads?

Faceless girls with huge tits are hot.

I’m going to tell you this right now bro.
You may not be ready to hear this but….
Women in general….are horny.

Proof - look at every romance novel ever and every barns and noble section and the media women consume. Then look at women and talk to them.

Also women are like men in that they like fuck meat. Chad is fuck meat. Smells nice, works out, is pretty.

You gonna tell me if a woman smelled nice, is pretty, will talk to you, you won’t lose your shit?

Women in general….are horny.

just not for 80% of men.

Personally, I prefer spriggans.

Chad is just minding his own business like you and not approaching girls.

This but unironically.

Sir this is the video games board.

years of shitposting

Try not being an insufferable and obnoxious newfag if you want friends.

Okay bro.
Sounds like sour grapes

You realize those videos of men telling you how to pick up chicks purposely teach you wrong so that they have more chicks for themselves, right?

>want friends that won't shit themselves if I say the wrong thing

So what do I do?

Develop some social tact

in cell*
Dumb ESL spic.
Sigh...
*dabs*
FUCK NIGGERKIKES

I do, and I don’t watch them. Why would I go to men to learn about women?

>want friends that won't shit themselves if I say the wrong thing

What does that even mean if you say nigger while gaming? Like almost nobody cares about that besides complete lefties subhuman.

OOOOH YEAHHHHH, LISTEN UP YOU LOVESICK FOOLS, ‘CAUSE THE MACHO MAN IS ABOUT TO TAKE YOU ON A JOURNEY THROUGH THE MOST DANGEROUS DIVISION IN THE COSMIC WRESTLING FEDERATION—THE SANRIO GIRLS, DIG IT!

These women? They ain’t just cute. They ain’t just quirky. THEY’RE THE INTERGALACTIC CHAMPIONS OF HOT, TOXIC, EMOTIONAL SMACKDOWNS. And you? You’re just a jobber in their ring, brother!

They’ll hit you with a steel chair made of pastel trauma, climb to the top rope of your heart, and elbow drop your sanity—BUT YOU’LL LOVE IT. You’ll BEG FOR IT. You’ll DM them at 2am after blocking them for your own mental health. OOOH YEAH, SNAP INTO IT!

THE HELLO KITTY GIRL SHE’S THE JOHN CENA OF DELUSION—CAN’T SEE THE RED FLAGS, BUT THEY’RE THERE!
She walks in wearing pink platform Crocs and a Juicy Couture hoodie like she’s got no worries, but she’s got emotional depth rivaling the Mariana Trench and commitment issues that could power a death ray. You think it’s just Hello Kitty? Nah, brother, it’s HELL-O HEARTBREAK.
She’ll flirt with you in baby voice, call you “baby boy,” and then spend your rent on lip gloss and squishmallows. And you’ll let her.
She’s not just a woman. SHE’S A PAY-PER-VIEW EVENT.

THE KUROMI GIRL OHHHHH THIS ONE’S THE BAD GIRL OF THE RING, DIG IT?!
Leather, lace, black lipstick, and a dangerous amount of exes. She’s got the aura of a succubus and the playlist of a Bond villain.
She’ll kiss you like a rockstar and ghost you like Houdini.
Wants to “just vibe” but will call you crying because she saw a crow and thought it meant you were soulmates.
You’ll argue in the car at 1AM and then make out in the Taco Bell parking lot.
THIS GIRL IS A STEEL CAGE MATCH WITH NO REFEREE—AND YOU’RE STAYIN’ IN.

I'm not saying don't talk to women. Just don't be a cuck by showing interest in women's hobbies. That's the fast track to women view you as gay or limp wristed. It immediately invalidates you as a potential hook up let alone a relationship outside of being friends.
It may open avenues for you to date their "friends" but said "friends" are probably their political activists associates that look like dirt and openly hate you but can't get anything better.

cause women lie and gaslight the most. especially when it comes to saying what they want out of a man. worst thing to do is take anything women say at face value. you have to watch their actions. they are all two faced snakes.

BUT THE CREAM
WILL RISE
TO THE TOP

THE MY MELODY GIRL Oh yeah, this one’s got the pink bow, the soft voice, the “I’m just a little guy” attitude—but under that?
AN ABSOLUTE PSYCHOWARRIOR IN DISGUISE. You’ll think she’s delicate like a flower, but she’s more like a Venus flytrap: she’ll lovebomb you, trauma dump on day 2, and then ask why you aren’t more emotionally available. She’s sweet, but there’s something behind those anime eyes… and it’s CHAOS. She’ll ruin your credit score and say it’s “part of the healing process.” You don’t date her. YOU GET ABSORBED INTO HER ARC.

THE CINNAMOROLL GIRL She’s built like a hug and sounds like a lullaby—but don’t get comfy, ‘cause this one’s got emotional RAZOR BLADES under her fuzzy aesthetic, OHHHH YEAHHH! She’s the type to call you crying because she thought you looked at someone else during the movie… then make you a handmade love letter with glitter and stickers. She smells like marshmallows and abandonment issues. The type to say “I love you” during the first date and then block you for breathing wrong. SHE’S NOT JUST A VIBE. SHE’S AN ENTIRE PSYCHOLOGICAL WRESTLING LEAGUE.

THE KEROPPI GIRL THIS ONE’S THE WILD CARD—THE STONE COLD FROG GIRL!
She wears Doc Martens, green eyeliner, and has a sarcastic smirk that’ll make you fall in love and question your entire existence.
Does she even LIKE Sanrio? Or is this all ironic? You’ll never know. That’s the MIND GAME, BROTHER. She’s got 57 mental health red flags but texts like a 90s grunge villainess. Will steal your hoodie, your heart, and your dog’s loyalty. SHE’S A HARDCORE MATCH WITH NO RULES AND NO SAFE WORD.

women see nonchad men as asexual dickless entities anyways.

So listen here, when you see a Sanrio girl walk in, you better prepare to TAP OUT of logic and suplex your self-respect, ‘cause once you fall in love? IT’S A TLC MATCH OF TRAUMA, LOVE, AND CHAOS. And when she’s done with you? When you’re lying on the mat of heartbreak with Hello Kitty-shaped tears streaming down your cheeks?

You’ll whisper, with your last breath…

“Thank you… I’d do it again.”

BUT NOT THE MACHO MAN BABY! CAUSE IM RIDING INTO THE SUNSET WITH ONE ON EACH ARM BECAUS IM THE CREAM OF THE CROP AND THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP!!!

I honestly blame christianity with that it's such a cuck religion where it all boils down to man and women living together when we don't share any hobbies with females at all. Nothing at all besides fucking them.
The real household should be 1-3 male friends that work and pay rent while they have female for cleaning and fucking. This will never happen thanks to Christianity but that's probably how our ancestor lived before that cuck religion destroyed everything.

if anything chad harems are just returning to monke mode.

And showing interest in female hobbies immediately slates you as one. Good job. You're learning.

You are free to leave whenever, tourist.

immediately slates you as one.

so does your genetics.

pretty sure, humans were in big tribes before religion cucks took over and forced their shit system on everybody.

Very good advice, most of my sexual encounters came from a girls I met through female friends. It is crazy how easy to get your peepee touched when you have female friends. I also took care of my body back then so it helped. Now, I'm a fat slob so I except nothing.

A fisherman is a better resource for learning how to catch fish than asking the fish.

At least you understand there’s a meta. There’s hope. What you did before you can do again.

I also have sisters and cousins who’ve hooked up with fat slobs. I’ve met said fat slobs. They have silly billy rizz. That kind of magnetism is hard to build. To be genuinely funny is a whole ass skill set, but if you do it you’ll be a god

Ehhh….kind of, but a fishermen usually learns by trying to understand what fish are really after. How do they do that? By basically asking fish

Not with words you homo. They observe, they study, they ask why then they shape themselves. You’re so close to understanding but you’re cucking yourself.

If fish could talk fishermen would straight up talk to them.

I don’t understand why anyone would want this. It sounds like a massive money sink.

Now the question is. Was that "female friend" of yours a friend because you shared unisex/masculine interests or because you like the same feminine shit she liked? I doubt it's the later.

This entire thread has devolved into incel posting. I wouldn’t be surprised if it gets deleted and everyone banned for a few weeks as a result of this stupid behavior.

how fucking dumb are you that you call monogamy "cuck" while in the same breath advocating for being a literal cuckold who shares a woman with multiple other men. serious 75 IQ belief system you've got.
white northern humans have been monogamous for a lot longer than the ~2000 years the church has been around. brown equatorial humans have never been monogamous and still aren't today.

incel site.

leddit was too before they banned all wrongthink.

nta but, does it even matter dude? There’s a meta. Just accept it and get good at the game.

This thread unfortunately is more likely to stay up until it reaches it's limit than that of a thread actually about something related to video games.

white northern humans have been monogamous-

were you there? you think nobody cheated?

This. There is literally no way to make friends as an adult because everyone already has an established friend group

It does. It's the entire crutch of the conversation. The moment a women thinks you share their Female interest they no longer count you among the group of people who they would consider sexually attractive. You become a friend and can't do better.

I was there, I was fucking bad wenches left and right. Let me tell ya, these maidens weren’t loyal.

thread full of newfags

even newer newfag believes anybody ITT will be banned (for weeks at that)

lol

women also know whether or not they're going to fuck a guy within 3 seconds of meeting him. they're not exactly geniuses.

Ahahaha
What a faggot boy you are that you miss the entire point of this conversation.

It was that there’s a meta. That you use women to have sex with other women.

AHHAHAHAHAHHAHA I SHOULD BEND YOU OVER AND GIVE YOU DEMONIC BACKSHOTS

YOURE MORE FEMALE THEN MAN ANYWAYS SLUT

monogamy

1-3 people sharing useless females isn't monogamy you tard king, it's a tribe. How is that cucking if you share the females? Are you aware apes are exactly like that and they probably don't even know what the word cucks means, you tard.

novelty

kill yourself any day faggot
the sooner the better

The best part is macho man made an appearance to talk about Sanrio girls. Peak board culture.

Then there’s one anon threatening to sexually assault another

I think everyone here might be retarded

Most shared interests are surface level things. One female friend was a dyke and so are shared interested were masculine. Another female friend our shared interested were unisex - we would go hiking, beach, roadtrips. The sooner you realize not every female out there is for you to fuck the sooner you'll get your dick wet more. Unless, you are Chad which I highly doubt you are since we're both on Anon Babble.

Your conversation is about picking up chicks by showing interest in their hobbies and if they friend you they will lead you to their friends to be your next best bet. That never works. Once a woman figures you understand their hobbies. You become a friend. For multiple reasons. Two of them being you showed everyone you are effectively a faggot for liking a woman's hobby, Second they realize you understand the cost of their hobby and since you share it than your ass is either just fucking broke as they are or avoid you because you would justifiably get on their case for burning a hole in your wallet.
Woman are conniving. Even the dumb ones.

Blaze if he female

If I fuck the fire golem instead of killing it in Mortal Kombat, what do I get as a prize?

source

My ass because I don’t talk to women

I think everyone here might be retarded

Of course. The majority of the posters ITT are normalfags acting like women experts (ignoring any and all empiricism).
BUT DESPITE IT ALL, THE CREAM ROSE TO THE TOP

>want friends that won't shit themselves if I say the wrong thing

but Anon Babble literally does this

source

This entire thread is your proof. You don’t need evidence

Yeah. so the reason you are getting chicks isn't because you showed interest in a female hobby. But because you are still seen as a man just not attractive personally to them. So they forward you to their friends. That makes sense. But if you were showing interest in Hello Kitty, tarot cards, star signs, and shit. you wouldn't have gotten a single woman out of them. They would have forwarded you to a few men who were either trying that same schtick as you or some actual gay dudes they know if anything at all.

Glad to know that you own up to it.

Basically this is the real advice. The cream floating to the top.

The real meta is the friends you make along the way

You know genetic studies are a thing, right? We have genetic information and records from the people who were alive back then, both through recent fossils and living ancestors. We can extrapolate based on both historical and modern genetic data and written records.

There are also more-modern large scale studies that have shown time and time again that white populations have extremely low (around 0.5% to 1%) rates of actual cuckoldry while brown populations have rates closer to 15% or more, not even including the obvious and still-present cultural views and observable reality on the topic of promiscuity and infidelity in these populations; The only exception to these studies are the french, who have comparable cuck rates to the brown equatorials; indeed paternity testing is illegal in france.

Lmao, we’re doing I know you are but what am I’s?

That’s where we are at now? Just call me a cuck if you’ve got nothing else to say. I might respect you more for it

military

shalom!

Why is this so hard?
I'm a turboautist with frontal lobe damage and still get invited out to events by people. All I do is listen to people and act polite and it just works. I don't even want to go out!!
Are you guys just assholes or what?

None of the normalfags ITT who "talk to women" spewing broscience adhere to any form of empirical observation or statistical inference.

Well ya. It's exactly what you just did. Don't act like you are above it when you just did it.

I will help you mitigate this potential outcome.

When you’re actually friends with these girls. Simply say “Hey I’m having a hard time meeting girls. Do you know any that might like me?”

If they are really your friends they’ll help you out. One friend gave me a “I’ll be real with you, you’re a 6/10 on a good day. But don’t be upset because most men are 2/10’s. Here’s what you gotta do.”

how is it cucking if I'm raising my bro's children after he impregnated our shared female?

which one are you in this pic?

I would never marry a western female so nobody there.

Military

My old best friend is from there but he turned into a hyper liberal faggots when he got out.

I think my whole thing is I’m proposing that you’re not truly trying to find solutions you’re just bitching. Which is fine if you’re a bitch. I don’t hate you for being a bitch.

But not everyone wants to be a bitch. Some people want to get their dicks sucked. And I get that because unlike you, I’m not a bitch. Because bitches don’t look for solutions. They bitch and complain and wait to get fucked by other men. Because again they are bitches

nigga you don't even have any friends and you've never spoken to a girl you weren't related to in a genuine conversation. you know NOTHING about how to socialize with girls and progress that to getting a girlfriend. why do you fucking zero experience loser incels all think you're experts.

i could get a girl i know how they work

then get a girlfriend

uh well i uh just uh don't um want to because uh girls bad

then shut the fuck up you retarded virgin faggot

Damn so this is the kind of men that YouTube produces, holy fuck it reeks of insecurity

I know I’m reading it and I’m like.

So you’re mad that he said, by being interesting women will like you.

Because people who like things you like are interesting

Spoken like someone who's never actually talked to a women. Treat them like fucking people you retard. You sound like you can't start or hold an actual conversation.

Yeah that works too. Just ignore gender for a bit. But! We are talking about post game meta. Once you have friends you must flex the network to access the Sanrio girls

Thanks anon, I'll try that. I think I'm probably too old though

You want advice. It's not up to you whether a woman likes you. No amount of same interest with land you in their bed or their friends. They are people just like you. If they don't want you. They don't want you. Move on. Also don't go into a conversation or interaction in general with a woman with the intention of eventually fucking them. They know you are trying to. Major turn off. That shit only works with the wealthy, absurdly handsome, or those who visibly have a massive dick.

this, physical attraction is not negotiable. some men will just have to go through life alone and sexless.

meta

What a fucking faggot. Go make your youtube channel already and get sued for pumping and dumping a bitcoin already.

stop replying to yourself. it's embarrassing when you change your post style but still formulate your thoughts the same way.

Okay then, enjoy being virgins. Because im not.

I ain't but have fun projecting I guess. Really. Talking about picking up chicks like a tiktok scam artist on fucking Anon Babble of all things. What a waste of a life.

you either have "it" and get laid or don't. it's not rocket science. some men just aren't meant to have sex.

no dont be normal!!!

just be a sperg and try to metagame human interactions while figuring out why no one likes you!

for a lot of men their version of normal is not the type of man women want to have sex with.

Natural selection

true. just unfortunate that will leave a large majority of men single and sexless their entire lives, as long as women are happy though nobody will care or notice.

As long as young men have access to escapist media, especially shit like gacha, most will not have the appropriate motivation to do better
At some point we have the blame parents who don't socialize their kids and the kids who should be smart enough to want more out of life

do better

at what point does "doing better" make you taller, more handsome, and more well hung with a better frame? i must have missed that part when i looked up self improvement.

If you hate yourself no one will love you.
Stop treating yourself like this because reducing yourself to your faults is self defeating and unattractive.
Project strength, confidence, and love. For yourself first for others second for sex third

society has made it clear that certain men like me are not deserving of love and should stay away from women out of fear of upsetting or creeping them out.

Project strength, confidence, and love.

impossible to do if you're unattractive. to women your looks are your personality.

Don't say the wrong thing?

That spacing

huh...

I guess vidya b*tts aren't bannable anymore?

No you're not. But finding true friends (even if just for socializing about topics that interest you) is very difficult and it's easy to want to give up or to become a misanthrope

Just don't make sexual advances and you're gonna be fine. Don't be excessively cold either because you can become passive aggressive.

just be an asexual non threatening entity, just pretend your dick literally does not exist and you are a eunuch monk free of all earthly desires and wants

unfortunately, that still doesn't stop women from not wanting to be around men they don't want to fuck.

Sadly a Zelda ass thread got removed a couple of minutes ago.

I don’t think I’m a chad and I don’t think women I am friends with want to fuck me. You just talk to people. Some people just don’t fuck with you and some do. It’s a numbers game when it comes to friends

Might I suggest the book emotional intelligence 2.0 and how to win friends and influence people?

women are visibly creeped out by my presence, even after losing over 100lbs and getting healthy, and practicing good hygiene and always being clean and presentable, so i already don't have the option of ever befriending one. not everyone is you.

emotional intelligence

fucking moron.

Normalfags lie about love, friendship, etc. not being 100% conditional. That's true. So don't expect them to treat you nicely if you're ugly, and women are probably gonna be icked out by your mere presence, so you need to cope with that by not advertising your sexual and emotional neediness. If you fail you'll make things worse.

If you believe you are doomed my friend then you are.

Might I suggest spicier literature?
Condensed chaos and libre null. Then soak in some blue fluke psychonauts.

AIM to summon the spirit of a succubus or channel mother Lilith. Why? Because you clearly need alure and maybe they can help you not suck

If you believe

i'm just stating how society has treated me my entire life even after trying to improve myself. you just sound like a retard.

Well i like to think about how my sisters told me. Being broke is like a disability. Being smelly, is immediate ick.

You wanna min max your build, make yourself a good template of what’s achievable, think less Chris Pratt more Jack Henry Quaid.

Ah its another one of these threads where failed normalfags come here to "dunk" on the rest for an ego boost they will never get outside. How riveting

see thread with sexy flame atronach pic to seek out more sexy flame atronach pics

open it up

it's normalfags blogposting

just prune this shit

friends that shit themselves

It really is a blight on the world how normalfags just bluescreen at anything .1% off the norm. My long time friends from highschool used to all be so chill & fun then they became over-socialized robots and ghosted me. Everyone's so fucking fake.

A tip to spergs who like to be edgy, but want to associate with normalfags: Watch Aris streams. His humor is the barometer for how edgy you can be without people freaking the fuck out.

Mmm, often times reality is a mirror. It reflects what you feed it. Most people are stuck looping the same psychic algorithms, rerunning ancestral scripts like bad code. To sever the loop? That takes violence of will not brute force, but the kind of psychic insurgency that rewrites the narrative mid-sentence. I broke out. Not cleanly. I with hormones and carved a persona from fragments of occult sociology and lunchroom power games. Suddenly I had gravity orbit. Plural. I was no longer despised but both tolerated and approached.But here’s the part no one tells you: power doesn’t make people kind. Especially not those who’ve always had it. That was my crucible affection as blade. Anyway. Magik isn’t candles and Latin. It’s the raw act of rejecting biological programming and conjuring identity through sheer audacity. To defy nature and embrace self-authorship that’s not just masculinity. That’s god-tier defection from the simulation.

But to basically dumb it down for you.
Have you considered steroids and doing toast masters?

my sister didn't tell me a single piece of dating advice.

shut up retard. stop posting.

Did you ever ask her? Because she’ll tell you if you ask. You might not like it.

her spouse is rich i don't have to ask to know the answer.

Ahahahaha you’re literally cucking yourself.

Bro you have a subject matter expert on women right in front of you. You don’t think women cheat on rich men with broke boys?

Ahahahahaha laugh at him because he’s a faggot who refuses to play, literally has resources to be better but chooses to be a faggot

You wanna min max your build, make yourself a good template of what’s achievable, think less Chris Pratt more Jack Henry Quaid.

I agree. Maybe you can't minmax your way to an ideal (sexual, financial, intellectual, etc.) that would've been achievable had you been born taller, more handsome, in a wealthier family, and so on, but an incel mentality will make even what's currently achievable impossible.

you think those "broke boys" aren't chads? did you just not read any of my posts?

incel mentality

why do people equate being a realist and literally just recounting how the world treats you to being an incel?

Oh really. Describe to me what makes them attractive.

Go on, tell me everything that makes them 10/10.

I’ll even help you. If you describe Conan the barbarian or Fabio. I’m gonna call you gay

There’s a huge difference between fatalitist and realist.

Maybe you should pick up a book homie

height, frame, and face is usually all that matters. then dick once you get in bed. chad with an average dick probably isn't getting repeat customers.

NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DESCRIBE YOUR REALITY ACCURATELY YOU HAVE TO BE DELUSIONAL!!!

bluepill in a nutshell.

Realism would be to work with your limited resources. What you're describing there is actually pessimism, basically pic rel.

That’s really gay of you to describe a man that looks like conan. Not go into detail because you’re describing a man you’d fuck.

Pull out the charts cuck. You know you have them.

Pull the chin chart out

broke guy who traveled around hitchhiking the US and got laid in every city I tried and few I didn't, the secret is just confidence and having your own interests. Women like thinking you know shit.

average pp

micropenis to women who've fucked dozens of confident men wo usually have big pps (sampling bias)

Relying on a women that doesn't remotely view you as a viable partner to hook you up with any of her friends. You must be left wing.

And every faggot on Anon Babble employs Elliot Rodger's strategy with identical success rates.

women will tell you the exact same shit in private. they just lie out their ass in public.

Yeah, going places and doing things is cool. Makes you like interesting

suicide
or touch grass
or dedicate oneself to your job and forget about having a social life

you have no reading comprehension.

Oh really? Have you asked your sister?
No you haven’t because you know she’d say you’re deranged and a fucking idiot

HOLY FUCKING GUHHHHHH I NEED TO SEND

All three of these are viable metas.
But I’d argue that touching grass will get you more places then your job.

Current work meta in America is trash.

I'm agreeing with you, coon.

the word travel comes from the french word travail which basically meant working very hard, the word being used for traveling originally was more about the difficulty of travel than the journey itself but later came to mean simply the journey

tl;dr put in the work

He probably had a big penis and all he had to do was whip out the snake to impress the ladies.

No, I had nice hair

Oh my god bro, you think about men a lot. Maybe you’re gay. Just pull out the charts and the info graphs already you know you have them faggot

You don't realize how fucked things are. In this modern world nobody under 35 goes out and "does" things. Have you not noticed how badly malls are shutting down?

No, what it is is women sitting inside all day on their phones, lying in bed swipping on chad and waiting for him to come over and fuck them.

Anon Babble is addictive because of consequence free socialization but years of using Anon Babble will kill your social skills.

Socializing is a skill that you have to learn, you have to accept that you WILL say the wrong thing and you WILL mess up, but the payoff is worth it.

Ive been here since 2009 Ive been through it brother. Glad I get to see a genuine post like this on one of the few days Ive come here again. Go outside, make friends. Find some group of people who do something you like. Anon Babble is a timesink that rots your brain.

Yeah, gym bodies hard to get and takes time. Taking care of your hair is a skill set and having the balls to put in the work and just do shit it’s hard. Mad props to you for going for it though

i find it's always movie or song character comparisons, and them being as edgy and negative as they want (and YOU have to deal with it) but if you try that.... just shit evvvwrywhere
that or baiting you into what they think is your opinion, when you're just joking around

reducing love to strategy guides

gb2reddit

love doesn't exist. it's just whether or not a woman is horny for you.

Anon Babble is hard mode socialization. People IRL won't abuse you like trannies do on Anon Babble. This is why Anon Babble is good.

my only hobby that I could build IRL relationships around that isn't vidya is drawing

would rather disembowel myself than tell people that I draw let alone describe to them what I like to draw

This. Did you give her pussy tingles? Is her cunt web, hot and throbbing? Is it quivering in anticipation? Or are you a beta male cuck sissy who works full time and pays taxes?

Anon Babble-tier fetish stuff?

I wish people were more open about their interest. Personally, I admire anyone that invests their time into art, pretty much regardless of the quality of their work. Same with bodybuilders. I simply admire those that try to build beauty in this world.

are you retarded? do you not know about art hoes?

I used to think like that but no people on Anon Babble just hurl insults for no reason, youre not learning anything from it

normies detected

are you retarded?

nta but yes

Are you guys just assholes or what?

probably the latter

normies

stupid frogposter

you need to be 18+ to post kiddo.

Artists aren't people imo

That doesnt make it not true

everyone i knew grew up and i didnt

this cannot possibly be my fault

Anon Babble sucks though

you're learning not to take ragebait, engagement bait, etc. seriously and the average person is very susceptible to it.

how normalfags just bluescreen at anything

always online chuddies do it as well

Nothing too extreme, but nothing too mild either. I'm just generally embarrased by the subject matter to the point where I'm prepping to take this information about myself to my grave.

are you retarded?

I am the anon and yes.

do you not know about art hoes?

I don't care about the hoes. I already get irrationally angry when my family occasionally interrupts me while I'm drawing, I assume it'd be worse with a person directly prying for my art.

I don't care about the hoes.

then you're a volcel i guess. can't relate.

Maybe he knows something you don't.

he thinks bitches dig someone into drawing sonichu

lol
lmao

Oh please. You don't care about accurately describing reality. Otherwise, you'd see, painfully, the ways in which you sabotage your relationships. What you really want is an excuse to not have to try or give a shit anymore. You want to believe that you were screwed from the start, because that makes it everyone else's fault and absolves you from responsibility. It's pathetic. You are better than that.

I'd like to get my dick wet eventually but I won't show my art for it. I don't want to, I refuse completely.

Is projecting all you can do or what is this

huh? if you're talented and passionate when it comes to anything women are going to want to fuck you. i have no talent period so at least you have that.

You want to believe that you were screwed from the start

i was since my father was absent, and my mother and her mother are both mentally ill and i inherited said mental illness. being ugly is just another negative ontop of an already doomed individual. women can excuse a hot neurotic mess but an ugly one? nah.

still a volcel.

second quote meant for
obviously

Sadly I can't give you a lot of advice in making friends because all my friends are from various education institutions from my life.
Overwhelmingly high school, but university also gave me a few.
We meet every two weeks to drink, play board games or local multiplayer, watch a movie perhaps, sometimes we go to a restaurant if we feel fancy and we occasionally play games together.

Unfortunately, life is like a late-night train in some aspects. If you miss it because of your laziness -or extremely rarely due to things out of your control- it may be forever gone. A new train may come today, but it may never come again (today, but I trust you get the metaphor) and you'll probably pull your hair out thinking

Maybe it's not that late! Another train may come before midnight!

but the cold reality is that I don't know how close you are to the witching hour if you can even get on another train or not if that makes sense.
My older sister had a bunch of ""friends"" throughout her life but my guess is that those weren't really close friendships or they pushed each other apart, I don't know. Now she has absolutely no friends and while she is trying her best, she doesn't really have a lot of hobbies she actually enjoys which means finding friends is almost impossible for her now.

Go to places like your local game store, local hobby clubs -like movie clubs or vidya clubs- or any event and hope for the best.
My only worthwile advice is for the youngsters: do your absolute best to get your friends while you're in highschool and university and stick with them, because you may not get another chance.

You basically just need to build enough confidence to continuously expose yourself to subhumans wearing human skin until you find real people then hopefully befriend them. I think the ratio is something like 1/25 and obviously certain jobs or hobbies will make that worse or better. You could try being friends with people you make lobbies with here but there's a very disproportionately mentally ill selection in that group. Like shameless furfaggots, mlp freaks, borderline whackjobs who are unreadable because everything they share is fake if they even share at all. And of course fuck ugly troons.

polite way of saying lonely and isolated people should cope alone or kill themselves.

pooltoy anons are kinda cool

Preemptive measures are sometimes the best answer to a problem.
Like not climbing a deadly mountain if you are woefully unprepared or if you'll allow me to continue the train metaphor, arriving early to the station instead of trying to catch a moving locomotive on foot after it left.

There may be ways to gain friends even after a certain point, but it's so much easier to do so while you're younger and forced together through education.
I'm not going to be an arbiter of suicidal thoughts, all I'm saying is that those who worry about friends should hit the metal while it's hot and not after it has gone ice cold, but stranger things have happened so there's always a sliver of chance.

That was absolutely not how I read it, he gave real advice instead of just "if you dont make friends early you might never have friends and be sad and alone"

dude just go back in time

alright.

witchcraft meet ups

Surely trying to fuck insane women won't lead to anything bad.

I know how you feel and it's not over don't cave to negativity like that

NTA but it definitely leads to the best experiences in bed. Whether it's worth it for all her bullshit or mental behaviour is a different question.

frog website tranny

How do you actually find events/gatherings to meet people at? I live in a big city so I know there's stuff out there around me, I just have no idea how actually find social things to go to on my own. Not drinking doesn't help since that takes bars off the table.

wish i could find the clip of pizza (literal tranny) posting a frog.

i mean most of the advice itt boils down to

if you weren't extroverted in your youth it's basically over unless a miracle happens, sorry fag, better luck next life sucks to be you lol

made for BWC

If you want the give up, then give up. Quit coming to us for validation. We won't give it to you because we know you are capable of more.

You could search on google for local recurring events like yearly themed camps or whatever. Ignore the really large events like conventions, you won't make friends there.
Outside of those, Facebook is a good start. Just browse some public events and show up if that strikes your fancy. After that, just talk to people, be yourself and all that bullshit.

You may also want to check out Anon Babble.
Some fellow retards will sometimes organize a meetup in a country thread. Those may be genuinely fun for a spell.
Anon Babble also had regular meetups but some fucked up event happened a few years back and as far as I know it never bounced back, granted I didn't really check Anon Babble in years.

These are the same posters advocating for memorizing horoscopes and crystal charts for a few extra crumbs of pussy, so I think all the advice ITT can be safely dismissed out-of-hand as the inane ramblings of a bunch of room-temperature IQ niggers. I'm sure the META will have evolved to include crossdressing and sucking cock 100 posts from now (if the thread doesn't get mercifully nuked).

we know you are capable of more.

you don't know me faggot.

What? Making friends is not this hard man, you sound like you live somewhere where people are mega autistic and detached from each other.
As long as you have a reason to see each other like work or hobbies, and they're not completely outside your age range, it's nothing too complicated.
Obviously yes having childhood friends is better because you have a stronger bond.

I can tell you've never had sex.

Wanna change that ;)

Show bussy and I'll think about it.

No one is actually a volcel, it's the oldest cope in the book.

just to go to fed honeypot bro

he said on Anon Babble

or your brain melts and you just spew buzzwords while falling into heavy black/white thinkpatterns.
i literally had the problem as a kid that i was insulted all the time and thought this was the way the cool kids spoke, so i emulated that, people thought i was cool but then i drove friends away because i just kept insulting them.
and that was when i was like 11 years old. i see a lot of people here fall in the same trap. but they are 30+

Just do what other adults do and meet other parents through your kids.

but I didn't get to have any

Oh you're just fucked then, better luck next life!

i am nothing but kind and accepting of people irl and they still reject me because i'm ugly and awkward. why would you think anyone here acts the exact same on Anon Babble as they do irl? are you retarded? is this a zoomer thing? the internet is not real life and vice versa.

Presumably with all the societal instability that entails.

soft chad harems are already a thing with all the situationships/fwbs shit women do with men they couldn't ever possibly have a chance of locking down.

And we're having all the same problems of older civilizations where there were too many men and not enough women to go around. Usually there'd be a war going on or some big colonial drive that would get these guys out into the world where the chances of bagging a hot foreign girl were a possibility. Can't even do either of those now.

men locked out of relationships by Chad harems

locked out of jobs by immigration and AI

The future is really fucking fucked, lmao

Why do you get angrier with people who believe in you than with people who write you off? They don't know you either.

heavy black/white thinkpatterns.

are you implying that that the average person doesn't commit those fallacies? they do, constantly

sounds like youre a lonely faggot looking for validation
feelsgoodman i never get lonely,
yes this site has gotten much worse, especially after the hack with the blatant e33 shilling nonstop, 20+ threads at once, all hours, all days for 3 weeks straight

apps and google
it's gonna suck at first but then you build a tiny circle of friends
and you'll keep getting invited to random stuff
eventually you'll plap a QT's cheeks and savor her fishy aroma