Well, there is a Deltarune thread here

Well, there is a Deltarune thread here.

Look at this
It's important

More like Deltatroon

I miss Jevil.

Anon Babble Deltarune fans will write you an essay about how UTDR is not pro-gender-ideology whereas Anon Babble non-DR fans will just say "I FUCKING HATE QUEERS!!!!!"

who was quiche

mild blood

what did toby mean by this
it will be susie's

ACKSHUALLY, 1-2 already got rated for mild blood :P

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I like Noelle
I like Susie
They are both very interesting
I like their dynamics with Kris (NOT SEXUAL OR ROMANTIC)
I think they're very interesting characters
I feel like Suselle is ruining the characters, that is all

What do you think Susie smells like

I hate it, I do not want to see it, get it away from me.

Heya Anon Babble people. How is everyone doing?

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I WILL post naked photos of the artist for Undertale!

that's not what you're doing though those are fakes
come back when you have the real deal

Kris gets to wake up to this every morning

Lucky bastard

Wanna finish up a refresher playthrough of the first two chapters before jumping into 3/4.

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I'm doing alright, just planning on posting some more fave art.

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Please ignore the retard.

Get the fuck out Anon Babble.

tfw im noticeably worse at the game than i was 3 years ago

at least i still beat spamton first try barely

Wanna finish up a refresher playthrough of the first two chapters before jumping into 3/4.

Nah, I just wanna snowgrave some more people when the new chapters come out.

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Why the fuck is this random series of ACT dialog so ominous

Berdly gets to wake up to this every morning

Lucky bastard

Oh yes. Eating pickles. So ominous.

It's not ominous, it's nostalgic

Pizzapants gets to wake up to this every morning

Lucky bastard

cats are afraid of pickles

Maybe it's just the image in my head.

Kris, Noelle, Asriel and Dess go ice skating

Dess falls through.

Asriel tries his best to help.

The only food left at your dad's house after he's fired is the pickles.

Snowy gets to wake up to this every morning

Lucky bastard

Why the fuck is this random series of ACT dialog so ominous

The only way I could possibly conceive it being ominous is by drawing a parallel to the things you can say to Woshua which ended up being about Chara.
Also I like this, I like how it shows Kris as being really eloquent if he has to be while Susie and Ralsei struggle to do the same thing.

first one sounds like kris as a kid at the lake?
second one is obviously kris and asriel
did kris eat asgore's last pickle?

IDK, to me it seems nostalgic about cold things. Skating is a fun activity despite being cold. The snow matted on Asriel's nose is certainly a happy memory, they may have been sledding or had a snowball fight or just digging around. Pickles are yummy.
It is a great example of Toby's prose in any case. It wouldn't be Deltarune without so many lines dripping in pathos.

Susie wakes up like this every morning

if only I were the lucky bastard

KEK I completely forgot about the pickles in Asgore's fridge. I think you have things switched around though. The memory is definitely pre-divorce, and Asgore either has the pickles in his fridge because he was the parent who liked them, or because he knows the kids liked them it's a sad reminder he stares at while lamenting his lack of custody.
I think the ACT lines are meant to be nostalgic and beautiful.

nice samefag. go back to Anon Babble.

It's impossible not to have an ominous image in your head with this stupid game.
Nothing worse than empathizing with a character and not having any closure.

Can we post more kino Toby sensory writing?

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Pat the Soozle on the snootle

soul...

what if the ending of deltarune is just kris playing the piano to susie

Am I crazy or did this always have a playback sequence on the bottom left?
This was during a nosave run.

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A lot of the details for Asriel bring me close to tearing up.

I've heard that cats are afraid of pickles because the resemblance to snakes.
So why is Catti besties with a snake?

we all need silly moments to balance out the horrors.

chapters 3-4 have suggestive themes

god fucking damn toby I don't give a fuck about your lesbian furry fetish.

Sorry pal you gotta sit through about three more chapters of Noelle being a turbo-lesbian with little to no actual romance before they're an item besides "dude horny lmaoa"

Always.

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really hoping nothing goes wrong with Kris and Asriel's reunion. And he's hopefully not already dead.

They only appeared in the Snowgrave version of the fight until patch 1.08, so they were always meant to be there.
They're a reference to Mettaton's fight where he rewinds his attacks, furthering the implication it's Mettaton as the body's designer.

wtf I love undertale now

For whatever reason, this was the single line in the game that got me the most emotional. I know if you bring Susie here later she makes a joke of it, but I didn't read this scene as Kris being worried or embarrassed about what they might see. But rather that they simply have so much respect for their big brother that they refuse to violate that privacy.

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i need more sexy feral friend cat right now or so help me my fucking theme is gonna have the freedom leitmotif in it

But rather that they simply have so much respect for their big brother that they refuse to violate that privacy.

Honestly? I always saw it as that, too

it costs 700 dollars unfortunately.

double the soundtrack

double the Toby Fox emotional one liners

double the schizo bosses

double the teenage angst

Can your [[heart-shaped object]] take it?

i need more sexy feral friend cat right now or so help me my fucking theme is gonna have the freedom leitmotif i

Why cant you be normal?

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only way to get this cool ass TWISTED SWORD is by partaking into the ice age

possibly, Noelle doesnt join in chapter 3 so you'll be waiting till chapter 4 to actually fuse the items to get it

you'd have to abort the run to get it on your inventory from chapter 2

Please pay a hacker and ruin your life and go bankrupt

possibly, Noelle doesnt join in chapter 3 so you'll be waiting till chapter 4 to actually fuse the items to get it

You'll have to kill many Darkners and make Noelle afraid, but once you buy the thorn ring you don't have to equip it to Noelle. Just spare Berdly and continue the route normally with the thorn ring in your pocket.

What if Noelle never rejoins the party in later chapters, or she gets rid of the thorn ring while offscreen

leaked screenshot of the bunker chapter when kris finds your vessel

you have to kill all Darkners before Berdly to get the Thorn Ring regardless but you can abord it and avoid Berdly dying yeah.
We kind of know she does join in already but would she join in on Chapter 3 if it takes place at the house?

Toriel is getting plapped

Or Asgore cheated on Toriel with Rudy

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Sans being your dad now would be so perfect, just imagine the dinner table discussion.

chapter 1 had the spade king belly mouth

chapter 2 had werewire

Guess the hyper specific fetishes of chapters 3 and 4

Or Human Dino sex

incest

To be honest, it'd probably be better juxtapositioned with the Warmify Acts - Kris talks about being in a loving embrace, even though they personally dislike hugs

This isn't snoot game

i think they just don't like big hugs like asgore does
kris wanted hugs from susie after the spamton fight

Maybe it's just Asgore's really enthusiastic hugs where Kris literally gets lifted off his feet and forced into his dad's chest.
I'm sure Kris likes normal hugs

Human doe breeding?

what does noelle pussy feel like

christmas morning

killing berdly is a fail state that soft locks the game. you can't go to the festival without berdly because susie fucks off with noelle. no berdly = no festival = no game.

JOCKINGTON GROWS THE BEARD.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

ask susie

You have to feel real pussy first to even fathom that Anon

What if FRIEND isn't smiling but wearing an oversized scarf?

Now that he opened the fountain what’s the next step in his master plan?

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getting toriel and asgore to F U C K

mashed potatoes.

Deltarune Yellow-

Crashing this game

The Catty family bloodline has a noticed lack of self-preservation instinct.

Catti is besties with a snake

Catty, and her father, are both fond of oranges, which are so toxic to cats it requires stomach pumping (thanks, undertale alarm clock!)

Catty Undertale is BFFs with Bratty who regularly not-so-jokingly mentions the taste of cats

why are there so many gay people in a small religious town?

If a design like Kanako was a major DR character there'd be no discussion except about fucking her and who will win the Kanakobowl

Woag, Susie but fox

Ok but

no berdly = lack of pairs

get to either bring Susie and leave Noelle alone or get to bring Noelle as Susie watches

Of course, if this results in Kris being alone, nothing murdering another wont fix.

Chapter 3 probably has macro
Susiezilla is probably happening.

doeghy

Deltarune makes me giggle and kick my legs

Ask weird route Kris.

What's In There?

Fight us as the Knight.

Nipples.

sucks, don't post about it

The Angel religion doesn't seem to prohibit gayness so I guess gay people wouldn't fear coming out of the closet.

the game has a script, and kris can't do shit alone. only noelle can murder, and she doesn't like or trust kris after berdly dies. no berdly = no festival = no game.

It doesn't matter whether we have the Thorn Ring or not until we get a Pure Crystal, which sounds like we need Seam (or possibly FRIEND?) to somehow purify the Shadow Crystals to get. I feel like that's going to take as long, if not longer than getting the Thorn Ring back from Noelle. Might even require getting all the Shadow Crystals first.

why is everyone saying FRIEND is a cat? what did I miss?

bimbo

ugh

anthrofags raise a stink about feral and then go and draw absolutely horrid bimbo slop

go for a high score anon and ignore the windows
deltarune.com/rarecats/

To me this feels like Kris knows that we would get info on whatever he sees and he's deliberately stopping us.

I'm skeptical of this interpretation because Kris withholds zero information from us when examining Asriel's side of the room.
That tells me the difference is Kris doesn't know what's on the other side of this door either, and they choose not to know.

you wait until this june 5th

Here's your Chapter 5 Knight bro

can you really call it "slop" if it's not AI

that sort of low-effort generic furry art was called slop before ai was a big thing, zoom zoom

Who’s the Merlina of the story?

you'd learn more from a persons active search history, than a side of a room that hasn't been touched for presumably around a college year

I feel like people aggressively misunderstand the weird route. they think it's some noelle mindrape route where you turn her into a psycho murderer but in reality the manipulation stops literally the SECOND you kill berdly. from that point on she's TERRIFIED of you because your dumb ass went full mask off. chances are she will NEVER let herself be alone with kris ever again.

you're not supposed to kill berdly.

Well yes, but it still doesn't follow that Kris is trying to withhold any specific information from us, especially since we can ask so many people in town about Asriel or adjacent topics.

Deltarune is a game about Control.

anon
she answered your whisper within seconds from like 6 rooms over

do you really need to ask?

Does it matter when the damage is already done? (you) can whisper her name and she'll heed your call.

Deltarune is a game about HOPE.
Deltarune is a game about DREAMS.

You know how devs like to hide pictures of their cats and shit in games as easter eggs? IMAGE_FRIEND is just Gaster doing that.

The Angel is a heathen's religion.

That tells me the difference is Kris doesn't know what's on the other side of this door either

If you choose not to look it says this which to me suggests that Kris has an idea of what they'd see there.

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Noelle.

1) I'm sure you can always find random posts/tweets/etc, but no, I do not think most of the invested community thinks Noelle becomes a "psycho murderer", especially outside of meme portrayals. Her terror at Kris in the hospital, particular if you choose equipping the watch, is one of the most well known parts of it.
2) I don't disagree that she probably wants to avoid Kris, but the significant thing about Weird Route is that this may simply not matter. Kris kills Spamton with IceShock simply by whispering Noelle's name.

Anon, she's terrified of you long before you force her to kill Berdly.
The breaking point comes when you force her to kill the pink Addison for the ring. Right afterwards she thinks about stepping off the switch that turns off the electricity to kill Kris, but can't bring herself to do it. Then she just sinks into browbeaten compliance.

Does anyone else interperet spamton NEO as the armor with a holographic projector in the neck and the head is a hologram projected from the neck

it's this but not for the reasons people think.

the game on asriel's computer isn't undertale (red herring), it's deltarune. kris and his friends are playing out asriel's unfinished game. all the art from the prophecy was drawn by asriel. that's why those parts in ralsei's manual look cut and pasted from something else (they were), and why the three characters don't properly match the art (it wasn't drawn to be them). ralsei in particular fits the worst because he is kris' literal self-insert from when he was a lot younger and still wore the green horn headband. the facade is going to crumble at some point when shit gets too dark to prop up the fantasy any longer.

kris doesn't get noelle to kill spamton
(you) do

I wonder if Kris will ever get to learn magic
I don't see why not, ancient humans were able to and there doesn't seem to be as big of a difference between humans and monsters in Deltarune

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It's NOT AI? It looks like a random mess of lines I assumed it was

personally i like to think that he ripped off the head and is just piloting it like a shitty mech walker power armor thing with his big stupid head sticking out

i don't fully trust you goat no matter how cute you are.

Well, she kept the evil mind-control hypno-ring instead of tossing it, so I don't feel too confident in her plan to break free.

When will she face justice for her crimes?

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Well, she kept the evil mind-control hypno-ring instead of tossing it,

Doesn't Know

nigga you dumb

I'm not talking about the Wingdings, moreso the lines all over the ass

susie gets mortally wounded somehow while ralsei isn't there and kris pulls Ultimate Heal out of his ass to heal her

Dialogue if you fuck around during the dummy tutorial IIRC

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nigga you dumb

cracka you smart.

Chat, is the spare text color thing true?

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THAT DAMN [Hochi Mama] I PAID 1997 KROMER FOR THAT [Commemorative Ring]

yeah that's how i did my pacifist run

A dog has eaten your commands. You can't do anything for the rest of your life.

I thought this was a joke back when chapter 1 released but I'm starting to think maybe it's not and the dog will end our game at some point if we keep poking around places we shouldn't
He's already tried to commit vehicular manslaughter

if noelle is the [Side Chick] does that mean that susie is main one?
what are the implications of this

But he only commits vehicular manslaughter on the normal route, not the Snowgrave route

Kris has repressed feelings of wanting to fuck the immodest purple dragon.

When we poke around egg rooms. Which is fairly weird despite not being the weird route.

Spamton is a misogynist

IMAGE FRIEND IS thE FUCKING PIANO
HES THE PIANO HIS TEETH ARE THE KEYS

Weirdly he has more women attracted to him than most other male Undertale/Deltarune characters that aren't Sans

I have a disturbing amount of porn I saved from here to prove it, too

Do you have the Spamton vaginal prolapse pic? I'm just wondering, I don't want you to post it FYI

Uh no, I think I thankfully missed that one

(YOU) are cheating on YOUR canonical husband-who you accepted a proposal from before you started the game and helped conceive a child during the goner maker segment- with a [Side Chick]. Think about the consequences of your actions Player-kun.

a gaster is fine too

who is the man behind the tree
does he have anything to do with the man in the car in the hometown segment in ch2?
is the man another human?

Is there even a piano in the Dreemurr house?

does he have anything to do with the man in the car in the hometown segment in ch2?

they're the same man (probably)
car man only appears if you got the egg from tree man in ch1

Gaster stop looking at the child, look directly at the screen you faggot!

does he have anything to do with the man in the car in the hometown segment in ch2?

Considering you can only see the car man if you met the tree man, 99% chance it's the same guy

i remember what he's talking about. it was some chick's privatter. spamton was also an amputee in that pic. spoids were wild in the early chapter 2 days

The eggs and the man are not too important but not too unimportant either.

That's par for the course, there was tons of unbelievably fucked up Sans porn too

Spamton is in cahoots with Toriel

The meta reason is obviously that humans couldn't do magic in Undertale (except in the backstory lol) so you can't use magic in Deltarune. Humans and monsters probably aren't so different in Deltarune but that's not something Toby has wanted to give away immediately. Ralsei specifically mentioning "humans" in the tutorial feels like an artifact of this.
We know Kris has an interest in magic and "occult" stuff, so you'd expect they might know spells, but Dark Worlds don't seem to operate on what you "want" as much as what you "are." Kris might want to learn magic but they're still painfully aware that they're an ordinary human.
I think it's also worth pointing out that Kris might not be able to cast "SPELLs," but their SOUL enables a lot of supernatural action that might as well be a kind of magic. Kris can empower teammates, command them from a distance, and seal (and open) the fountains. The "certain power" that allows you to SAVE and the "power" you gain from defeating enemies also seem intrinsically related to the SOUL (because it's just Determination).

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chances are she will NEVER let herself be alone with kris ever again.

Too bad that Kris is ALWAYS hanging around Susie. Accept you are not in control of your own destiny.

Ralsei will never patiently teach you healing magic, slowly watching you grow from being terrible to actually competent

Why even live

Kris unironically healed himself with the BLUE PIPIS shit during Spamton's fight in Weird route. Also those Blue Pipis are refered to as FRIEND's attack

Monsters can shoot fire balls, humans can warp the fabric of reality with an ounce of determination. Almost seems silly to say they can't use magic, what they're doing is way more potent.

heavenly magic

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Too bad that Kris is ALWAYS hanging around Susie.

COMPLETE CHAPTER 3 WITHOUT ISSUE

It's cope

heh humans can't shoot magic bullet patterns how patheti- AIIIIEEEE NOT A BARRIER

Kris has no discerning qualities

Surpassed as the strongest by Susie

cannot use magic like Noelle and Ralsei

Birdley calls him 3rd smartest (aka average)

literally an all-rounder

his one true quality is leadership and ACT

even that gets taken away from him by Susie during the trio fight

proceeds to reinforce his one true quality as a leader, command, during Snowgrave

will become even stronger when he gets the Twisted Sword

The path of the Leader.

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Prince of the Dark

Titan Ruins with eyes outside of Castle Town

Has his own fountain, but seals others

Casts Holy Angel magic from Heaven

What's his goal?

the cool fact's about humans is how they don't shoot magic bullet patterns, they just shoot regular bullet bullets

So I've been learning music composition and production since I read that thing Toby posted on how to git gud at music. It's been a really fun little creative outlet to learn even if I have an insanely long road to actually making something great.

Going back to Undertale's music after learning more of music theory is funny. Ruins and Attack of the Killer Queen are very impressive compositionally. I used to think that Toby's use of leitmotif was really smart and kind of genius, now I think he might just be using it because he's a lazy hack and it's really really easy to write a lot of songs in a short period of time that way.

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so spamton dies but jevil is like gg later homos

He turns into the glasses if you take the dealmakers
Jevil turns into the devilsknife but fucks off if you take the other one

I bet Kris would be more effective if he had his own soul and wasn't borrowing whatever (you) are to move around.

thanks anon

with dess and her music and don't forget and all that, toby should work in a "does anybody here remember Vera Lynn" reference

Homestuck and adventure time, aswell as just alot of random online artists have made irrationally anti yuri, it's become straight up pavlovian as soon as I see yuri in a story I just know this is going to be dogshit

Unbelievable how something that was supposed to be super hot feels so annoying now.

Susie is a jerk but she was cool for this and made Ralsei look really Ralsus.

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The usual triad of classes are rogue, warrior, and mage. Susie and Ralsei fit the latter two pretty well, but Kris is kinda in an odd spot since he doesn't exactly fit the rogue archetype, in gameplay anyway. Maybe the player gets a hold of his vessel at some point and Kris is able to become a more obvious thief styled character. I mean, they are rather sneaky if you think about it.

holy fucking shit I keep learning new connections every day this game makes me feel like a schitzo

Also as I'm sure someone is gonna point out, a Kris is literally a type of tiny little knife commonly associated with rogue-y types in games.

Is Noelle another mage?

inb4 he is able to steal and use moves from his companions/enemies as a leader

there can only be one dark fountain because ralsei said so
stop being racist

Yes, closer to the black mage sub type specifically. Ralsei is a pretty clear white mage type.

Happy Town sounds like something that would play during the Festival in chapter 5-6

hybristophilia

I argue that Happy Town is supposed to be an unfinished, botched version of the Don't Forget leitmotif

Gaster was shattered across space and time, information about him is shattered between the fun events, and so it logically follows that his theme was shattered too and the "Gaster's Theme" we hear there is a mere fragment of the full piece. Meat Factory and Happy Town sre fragments as well (that's why they sound so basic and incomplete), but whether they're of Gaster's theme or something else it's hard to say.

something to note about susie is that she's ride or die for people she considers friends, or at the very least towards lancer, kris, and maybe ralsei
there's a good chance she was the one who got worried for kris in the first place instead of ralsei
this will probably make the inevitable betrayal of her trust hit all the harder

meat factory

how do you think he makes vessels

I'd argue it's more like Tank, Healer, DPS. Kris is DPS, Susie represents tank, Ralsei represents healer.

these sound like songs from games-within-games, sort of like what noelle plays like catpetterz and that one RPG. I was thinking about how simplistic the "Catpetterz" game we play on the website is compared to what's described and I feel like that's gonna be important somehow. That the fiction for the characters in deltarune is "Off" in some-way, incomplete. Like how Asriel has a game he's making or Noelle seems to stumble upon easter-eggs and alternate routes in real life as easily as she does in the games she plays. Even ICE-E is fucked up in a weird way, all his branding is offputting and no one but Noelle seems to realize it. All their entertainment is fake and wrong. Like an afterthough.

I used to think that Toby's use of leitmotif was really smart and kind of genius, now I think he might just be using it because he's a lazy hack and it's really really easy to write a lot of songs in a short period of time that way.

It's also really really hard to make them all sound good
Combining and transforming different motifs to the extent that Toby does is as much work as composing an original song (nevermind the original elements) and the results speak for themselves. A song like ASGORE is every bit as great as its parts.

If it were as simple as that, King would have gotten way more art
Women like funny men

Not to alarm you but you may be on the peak of the Dunning Kreuger hill currently. Toby Fox is a fantastic composer and his use of letimotif is important to the game's pathos and personality.

Oh yeah I'm not saying it's bad at all. I actually plan on genuinely studying the Undertale soundtrack because it's actually is genius. It was a funny observation is all.

Perhaps, but Kris still lacks much uniqueness aside from the ACTs. If anything, Susie is more of a DPS dealer with her Rude Buster.

if Toby Fox is such a great composer, he can play my skin flute all the way to the bank and cumpose me a symphony about money

King

Women

Does he know?

Bro doesn't know

The King is a criminal, but he has like one female fan
Thank you for proving my point

kris already can use magic, it just needs to be disguised as some kind of contextual whatever-the-fuck due to the button (You) use to issue that kind of command being ACT and not SPELL for kris

True, Kris is more of a Tank due to the shield. Susie is DPS. My bad.

(George Lucas voice) Noelle is the key to all of this.

first fanmade songs ive heard that actually sound good. Thank you for posting

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Bit of column A, bit of column B.
When he's on it, you get stuff like Rude Buster, BIG SHOT. ASGORE, Death by Glamour and You Can Always Come Home.
But then you get shit like Sweet Cap 'n' Cakes basically having the same shit repeated as 6 "different" songs on the OST.

Meat Factory

Fans made a fleshed out song out of TWO NOTES

Tenna will disappoint you.

to be fair Sweet Cap 'n' Cakes is the nadir of his career.

I was actually always afraid of electrical sockets too because I thought they were looking at me

mfw the basement plugs with faces

That explains so much, I dont think you'd even get half of the context of the game without the ARG

for a while there i thought that all the dark worlds thus far were created day of and all their history and relations to each other were made post creation of the new one
i know jevil mentions queen but his input doesn't count for the rest of them since he's a schizo
but with this and how a lot of ch1 also ties into noelle with the new arg stuff i wonder if they were all active at some point in the past and then sealed until the game starts
food for thought i guess

I mean they are very phoned in and definitely at least a little bit "shit on purpose" since they're amateur musicians
Queen's theme is like 25% of Chapter 2's OST and most of those are good

Kris = Mario (Leader)
Ralsei = Peach (True Healer)
Berdly = Bowser (Tank)
Susie = Geno (Damage)
Noelle = Mallow (Dps/Heal)

ICE-E's is a front for the Meat Factory

Vessel is made of Pizza-Meat

I enjoy browsing through my undertale folder to see what goodies I have saved

I saved so much random shit too

wait, i fucking got it
kris is a goddamn BLUE MAGE

Real talk though, all of those songs (Rude Buster, Death by Glamour, ASGORE, etc) are insanely well composed. The more I look into how music actually works the more impressed I get and the worse I feel about my own abilities, of which I have none yet.

It's really, really, really hard to properly articulate just how much practice, study, and genuine creativity it takes to get to that point and compose like that, and in succession no less. It takes some people decades to get to the point where they're even able to write just one song that impressive.

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Kris is blue because THAT'S MY ATTACK. NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!!!!

Posts like these are why I still have faith in Deltarune

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OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR ALREADY

you get abilities from the schizobosses you defeat

from the music talk earlier I was just listening to the OST. bonetrousle is a brilliant piece, I wonder why he chose a slav jam for papy's theme

It was originally the regular battle theme.

I can't even read music but I've always been very impressed by Toby's clear talent and intuition for how a song "should" sound and how to get it there, he was made to tell stories through music
youtube.com/watch?v=wa2K_8Ff41M

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Chapter 6 does a Paper Mario TTYD on you

You have to fight to get Kris to stop doing shady shit

Instead of Susie and Ralsei you have A MONSTER (Noelle) and A PRINCE FROM THE DARK (Lancer) and you get a 3v3 at the end

*You tried calling for your friends... but nobody came....
*Seems you have no allies to save you.
*Except...
[ACT]
*Check Inventory
*Summon Jevil
*Summon Spamton

we megaten now

You know I realized something, when Spamton gets a call and says its for Kris, he proceeds to use a move that isnt his, since the Pipis are labelled as FRIEND's move. So was the FRIEND trying to get into contact with Kris? Also any explanation as to why we can just eat Pipis, what the fuck are Pipis

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Kris becoming a pokemon master but with schizo bosses sounds pretty stupid, but also fun. I wonder how it'll play out given there'll apparently be seven secret bosses and and the supposed way to play the game.

what the fuck are Pipis

Eggs

I was thinking earlier, Flowey comes to life because Alphys injected him with Determination, right? And he is a soulless being. Technically, all the Darkners are also soulless, so it got me thinking that maybe when you stab the ground, you're stabbing the living Earth itself and draining Determination out of it, and that's what the Fountains are made out of. It would also retroactively make Chara destroying the Earth in Undertale make a lot more sense, since they'd be killing a living thing and covering the world in darkness, just like the Roaring.

since the Pipis are labelled as FRIEND's move

Huh?

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Penises

what the fuck are Pipis

A type of freshwater clam

Can someone link me to the full pic? Nothing on e6.

why is kris the same color as the pipis?

Now the question is...what would Lancers super powerful attack be while he's in your party?
My bet is he tries to share a cookie with the enemy but Noelle steps in and stops him from getting pulverized by the stronger chapter 7 enemies

evolved pipi

It could produce a useful utilty move, like it confuses or move enemies around.

Crazy how Chapter 5 will likely be released on the 10th anniversary of Chapter 1.

Crazy is one way to describe it...

He breaks their fuckin knees.

temmie is lookin at me funny

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I'm just gonna post Toby's original twitlonger post since I can't find it anywhere that's not a jap site.

“How Do I Get Good At Music?”

People constantly ask me how I learned to compose music & how to improve. Well, I pretty much just made up music on the piano and then transferred it to the computer until I was OK at it. But here's some tips:

1. Just do it.

It doesn't matter what you use: a DAW, an instrument, pen and paper, etc. Just start creating songs. Personally, I make them up on the piano then transcribe them into FL Studio. But seriously, just start doing it. Experience is the most valuable thing here. There's no trick to make something good on your first try. Just try your best, and keep making things.

2. Learn to play an instrument

Before I composed music, I learned how to play songs I liked by ear on the piano. It took me years to become proficient at it, but learning to play songs you know is an extremely valuable skill that will help you understand how common chord progressions and melodies are formed.

3. Analyze songs you like

If you can read music, analyze the aspects of songs you like that you want to improve at. Pay attention. What aspects of your favorite songs do you like the most? Is there a drum pattern you like, or a chord progression you don’t understand? You could even look at a MIDI or sheet music and try to copy it by hand. Obviously don't use something you've copied in an actual song, but it's good practice.

4. Experiment

Mess around and try new things. This is the main way to improve at anything, really.

I'm like 90% convinced the original fever dream involved Ice-E's pizza

"Get lancer'd bucko"

*Knee-breaking commences*

he runs them over with a motorbike

5. Improving at production

A lot of improving at production is just experimentation, experience, using good VSTs/samples/plugins, and watching/reading tutorials. Seriously, it's just effort. Download samples and VSTs and mess around. Listen back and forth to your own song and a well-loved song in the same genre. Put some effort in learning about effects, here are the SUPER BASIC things you pretty much have to know about.

- Equalization

- Reverb/Delay/Echo

- Limiters & Compressors

When analyzing a song, what aspects of a song should you generally pay attention to? What should you consider in your own songs?

1. Melody

2. Chords

3. Rhythm & Meter

4. Instrumentation & Timbre

5. Structure

6. Production (if digital)

1. Melody - What's the melody? Countermelody? How do they relate to one another?

2. Chords - What are the chords? How do the chords sound? How are they arranged in relation to each other? How do the chords relate to the melody?

3. Rhythm - What are the prevailing rhythms in the song? How are the drums arranged? How do the melody/countermelody/bass/drum parts all relate to one another, rhythm-wise?

4. Instrumentation - What&how many instruments are used, and where? What ranges (high? low? mid?) do the instruments occupy? How do the instruments change throughout the piece?

5. Structure - What are the different "parts" of the song, and how do the above four qualities change in each of them? How does one part transition to another?

6. Production - How are effects used in each part of the song? How are the parts of the song panned (L/R)? What kind of samples are used - and HOW are they used?

With each of these, you shouldn't learn "how" but also ask yourself "why" each of these decisions were made.

So remember Toby saying his idea was too similar to another game?

he was talking about FNAF

found your chapter 5 schizoboss

As a final note, for "making up" melodies, I don't really know where it comes from. For me, it feels natural for song ideas to come to me in the shower or while I'm walking around. I don't know if this will start happening to you. But what I can say is, if you want to compose a song, physically all you have to do is place notes on a staff and tune some effects. So on that level there's nothing holding you back from doing the same thing as a great composer. It's all knowledge. And I guess how good your samples are lol

didn't he literally plagiarize all the songs lmao

nice theory but allow me to blow your mind with one singular change

I too, am a fan of Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion

a whole chapter after three (3) months

come on now

he's hiding the truth.

This is annoying cause I can cum up with melodies in my head all the time but have no idea how to actually convert them into music.

Getting Pulverized

The guy has 540 health at his weakest. He's a tank, compared to the rest of the Fuck Squad

Melody -> chord progression -> key -> then play with those notes

This year is the 10th anniversary of Undertale, Not Deltarune Chapter 1.

nice theory but allow me to blow your mind with one singular change

The only good theory is kris knight.

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Spend 3 hours fidgeting with a music website
Maybe get ai to help you

Doesn't like or trust Kris after Berdly dies

Noelle starts obsessing over Kris and whatever the fuck is up with him in the exact same way she overthinks about Susie.

I think Ralsei is Kris' "ideal" of himself as a Dreemurr. Toriel mentions having bought a headband with pink horns for Kris because he kept asking when his horns would grow, and that headband went missing. I feel Ralsei is that headband, we know Darkners are objects, so its not too farfetched.

I can cum up

There's your problem.

noelle was trying to go to the closet with susie before alphys cut her off.
she's the knight.

Learning and becoming aware of just how much musicians that we kind of put up on a pedestal take from other people when it comes to composing and writing music kind of takes some of the "magic" out the whole thing.
I had no idea how many artists that I actively listen to and love have used Pachelbel's Canon.

pets

it's been almost ten years since I first met the dumb goat that took over my heart

He just wants you to enjoy the game the way it was meant to be played. Why do you have to be a hater?

540 at the weakest

2400 in Card Castle

Fuck me, King wasn't kidding when he said he'd bounce

just try to learn an instrument so you can get a feel for moving a melody from your head into something physical, keyboard/piano is good for composition and you can get a dinky midi keyboard that'll work with your pc pretty cheap

with that logic alphys is the knight because she sent kris and susie to the closet in the first place

this but unironically

Ralsei is an object but he's Asriel's old cum rags Kris saved up

Technically, all the Darkners are also soulless

We don't really know if this is true. They certainly don't act like it.
If anything the situation (particularly with Kris and Spamton) seems like humans and monsters in Undertale. The soul of a monster is insignificant on its own, but by taking a human's SOUL they can become something far greater.

you're stabbing the living Earth itself and draining Determination out of it

This might be true, but the person creating the Fountain still needs to have their own Determination to pierce the Earth and make that connection. It also seems like the person who makes the fountain has some influence on the Dark World they create, but we'll have to wait until Chapter 3 for more clarity on this.

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three (3) years for one whole chapter

Yeah that sounds about right.

So we are gonna see a whole army of Ralseis during chapter 3 then?

THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING!!! Honestly, learning piano I would say is mostly muscle memory and less about musical knowledge. It's kinda like if you had to learn how to type all over again.

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Sorry, I called them soulless because they're all inanimate objects. Whether or not they gain souls once the Fountain is open is questionable.

The cum box darkner is gonna be crazy.

Ralsei's the jar but the individual rags will be Ralseilings that Toby Fox will market like the Minions

as far as we know the rules in undertale and deltarune are different, including stuff like souls/determination; easiest example is monsters having an extremely weaker connection to magic than in undertale

You know, assuming Undyne doesnt melt in this world since according to the Queen Determination is present in all Lightners, couldnt we actually see Undyne the Undying on our side?

Immodest Dragon staring at the ominous Rag-shaped shadow under the Doorway

time for the most schizophrenic ice-e interpretation ever made: it's the face she saw on dess' frozen corpse the night she died.

that's how most instruments are, really. Keyboard just tends to map to music theory concepts in a very physical and intuitive way so once you've got the muscle memory and sense for it down it's easy to bridge into more in-depth compositional knowledge

been almost eight years since my life was changed by this retarded goat

darn!

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It's the face dess's ghost makes as it haunts her.

[Friend like me]

Spamton is also a FRIEND

FRIEND isn't the name of the next schizoboss, it's going to be the in universe way of classifying schizobosses in general.

This is also why Spamton was somewhat taken aback when you asked to be his Friend.

It's probably an acronym for something.

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Lake Mungo but with monsters

Neat.

How long did it take her to smile?

thoughts on the theory that Ice-E doesn't exist in undertale and only shows up in the word search because sans/papyrus are from deltarune

Asriel is Kris's latent attraction to his brother made manifest. Ralsei is absurdly giving, a counterthought of Asriel eventually ceasing to reciopcate Kris's affections, if indeed he ever did. Kris is ultimately aware of this and intentionally keeps their distance from Ralsei, yet even then, this slips up.

I still remember when SURVEY PROGRAM dropped and everyone thought it was Undertale 2

Everyone was right

tbf this is as close we'll ever get to UT 2 given how self-contained UT was, still can't believe it's been longer since chapter 1 now than it was between undertale and deltarune chapter 1

Nah Deltarune is Undertale 1.5, like the LIon King 1.5

That reminds me that I saw this really old dude rip the piano at an airport once. I gave him some money and struck up a conversation about music, I asked him if he had any tips for getting better.
The first thing he asked was "do you have any talent?"

he got me there.

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Anon that's fucked up
And probably true

pipis are computer worms; self-replicating viruses

I find the cat more appealing desu.

FRIEND

FReedom ENDer (the I is silent)

Free Retard in Eternal Naive Delusion

We can probably spit out better ones

sans undertale actually being sans deltarune is a fun twist

Every artist who has ever lived built on the work and experiences of artists before them.

this is one of the most musiclet takes I've ever heard

Could be, Sans (probably a time traveler) made it and it has Funslop perculiarities.

Freedom Reaching In the END
FReedom-Intellect Enemy Number Designation

What if Dess was found covered in snow with her face like that, explaining Nightmare?

Lancer on the Weird Route always confuses me. He just seems too silly of a character to fit in that type of context

WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE HER NOELLE? CAT'S GOT YOUR [[Tongue]]???

Anon Babble is a porn dump, nobody posts there

Lancer gets molested on the next weird route and he becomes a real killjoy

Wait, its not an Acronym, the other cats also had weird names like JONGLER which was related to a book about the occult. There must be something in the game we are overlooking and FRIEND is related to something in the real world. I assume its "The man behind the tree", mainly because of how it was presented to Noelle, as an Egg.
Thats assuming the Egg that Noelle recieved from Cat Pellerz is indeed FRIEND of course.

WAAAAAA! MY 50TH DOOM THE DARK AGES THREAD JUST GOT BUMPED OFF FOR INACTIVITY! WHY DOES THIS GAME WHICH JUST GOT AN ARG GET TO BE ON THE BOARD!?!??!

Sucks to be you. Now fuck off back to your shitty threads

Kris killed her and hid her corpse in a snowman
Omori we're coming home

A friend...? Could I consider him a friend? Perhaps, perhaps not. - Seam talking about Jevil

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No, chapter 3+4 took 3 years to make and chapter 5 has been in development since fall 2024 so it will release in 2026

isn't jongler the name of a minigame and not a cat? Also makes me think of whatever the fuck pluey is

549th identical picture of Megaton

"What do they eat?"

100th Identical picture of Enraged Esposito

"What's his name again?"

WEG Thread

The picture

It's all tradition, anon.

Noelle treats Kris like some dickless asexual beta orbiter queer that will never ever sex a woman (she's right)

goes batshit when CHADly proudly proclaims his love for Susan

Kristers...

dickless asexual beta orbiter queer that will never ever sex a woman (she's right)

These are all correct except for one of them.

the mods are looking out for us

Just be assertive. She cant say no if you dont consent to it.

Yep yep
Kris is a non-binary woman and is only attracted to men

Kris just hides his powerlevel, don't think your soul control is his reality

Dude, why are you linking us?
You're sending culture warriors to our thread.

We'll stitch them together using the item combination workshop

Screenshot literally shows that Kris refuses to call it a kiss and instead describes it as a completely mechanical action

[faggot headcanon]

I rest my case.

>Noelle treats Kris like some dickless asexual beta orbiter queer that will never ever sex a woman (she's right)

True.

*kisses you*

Let's not forget everyone's favorite
Unfortunately lost my Doctor Kris edit

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yeah I feel like kris having no interest in ralsei and simply being forced to express affection by the player is pretty easy to pick up on

Schizo bosses give diff weapons depending on how you defeat them (weapon or accessory)

You can fuse them depending on which path you pick for them

would be kino

You mean this?

Danke, Herr Doktor

Weird route where Kris is forced on a date with Ralsei...

danke doctah

Honestly I was thinking more along the lines of each one of them getting you through a dark carnival ride in the fair dark world at the end of the game

Thanks, doc

Thanks doc

SANS WAS THE THERAPIST
He used an old word search napkin as paper when asking Noelle to draw her nightmare

No he's just a janitor. gaster was the therapist

Kris could had decided to do anything else, yet they still went with that. Kris still possess a degree of freedom and expression outside of the player's control, which is most noticeable in the narration whenever they interact with an object.With the acid tunnel thing, you can say Kris doing faggy things with Ralsei is due to the player making them do those things, but the same can't be said in that instance.

Sans is so good at reading people's faces because he was professionally trained to do so for his job.

Gaster was the rapist

That explains his old job in Undertale

Gaster was lead scientist

Alphys was his apprentice

Sans was a psychologist assigned to study the weird truelab monsters' minds

Thanks you doctor Kris

Unlikely, but Kris did say ICE-E was real and he got wacked by Dess for it.

It might help explain how Sans was able to deduce the different timelines thing. Sans was probably able to observe Underground wide deja vu and other mental related odditites and found it hard to explain them mundanely.

i wan ralsei to blow my fucking brains out with a shotgun

Sans IS gaster. One of them at least. Remember that one episode of reddit and morty where rick destroys earth so he jumps to a timeline where he died? That's UT sans.

Go Eat a salad Jaru

Anon. I can't believe you just wrote that.

reddit and maymay

in 2025

I guess it's not impossible for a character from a different timeline to exist in the same dimension/timeline as his counterpart, but that seems exceedingly unlikely to me. Like why would Gaster brother with having a different identity?

Sans is a real scientist who had objective observational evidence of your space-time fuckery

woe lightner, maus be upon ye

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Like why would Gaster brother with having a different identity?

Asgore

Probably wrong about Sans being the therapist, however it does make sense the the jumble was originally from the hospital, and Noelle or Dess scribbled the nightmare and/or ice-E images on it during her stay there

How would Noelle react to being called "good girl"

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Also not my finding but I ice-E is usually shown "happy and sweating" which is a 10 on the hospital pain scale

Do you know how fucking hard I would jizz for a Doopliss segment? Like holy shit. Unfortunately Toby doesn't like games with action commands or good writing.

Standard gaster stuff

you fuck the music
you make it cum

ICE-E is in extreme pain

"PAIN is the reason why"

Gaster is related to the concept of pain

I now understand Noelle. I would be scared of ICE-E too.

I'm glad people are finally recognizing the gaster-pain connection. It gives understandable reasoning behind his seeminly mysterious actions

Gaster wants pain.
Ralsei knows that gaster wants pain.
Ralsei knows that you can kill darkners
Ralsei tries his hardest to remain positive and railroad the player to save us from the pain

Why is Noelle such a glitch obsessed freak? No wonder so much shit haunts her like the thing that was on her roof when Catti visited, she keeps digging deeper and deeper into shit that shouldnt be tapped.

Maybe, just maybe... I have a feeling that Gaster wants "pain" but pain can come from both the Pacifist Route and the Weird Route as well.

Do you think GIASFELFEHBREBER can be deciphered as is , or is it something that is unsolveable until there are future iterations that change more letters

six bags of sand in a circle

It has the same number of letters as "GASTER IS DECEMBER" lol

THE PAIN

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that thing Toby posted on how to git gud at music

Mind sharing?

I don't know. But taking a stupid schizo guess, what if it means:
GASTER FELL FOREVER

better question, why is this anagram in particular associated with ICE-E

i think a lot of her weird quirks are to cope with losing dess
the most obvious one is her enjoyment of feeling scared because dess used to comfort her whenever she was

But you can't unscramble it to that.

BERDLY WHAT THE FUCK YOU CAN'T JOKE LIKE THAT
I'M TELLING MS ALPHYS, YOUR MOM, AND SUSIE SO SHE CAN KICK YOUR ASS

Did someone mention uncircumcised penises?

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I still dont get the egg thing.
What does it do?
You can put it in the fridge but thats it.
Im scared of missing out on content

yeah i watched that jaru video too

why is she making this face in front of a kid

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She is silly

the mere mention of asriel

get your mind out of the gutter

you can also put the egg somwhere in san's shop
getting the egg in ch1 makes the man show up in the traffic jam at the start of ch2 as well

what's supposed to be wrong with it

in fucking AWE of the size of this woman, not just in width but in height.

That's egg dependent??? No way

You can put it in the fridge but thats it.

Asgore has a fridge too.
If you collect all eggs, you will be able to put them all in his fridge.
and.
then.
Asgore.
Will become
YOUR EGGS-HUSBAND

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Noelle killed berdly just because she was annoyed we asked her to cast a spell she doesn't know

unfortunately chara was raped on the surface and that's their reason for hating humanity, used goods

since fall 2024

No, that's when Toby finished 3+4 on PC.
Chapter 5 has been in development concurrently even long before then, it just went into more active development in Fall 2024.
The dev process also picked up significantly now with most of the hurdles finally cleared.

Might be gigantic cope on my part, but Chapter 5 on Halloween 2025 wouldn't surprise me. Or at least the announcement that it's been done and now needs additional 4-6 months for localization and porting.

the only other human has to watch over the egg bearer after all

Here:

that's when Toby finished 3+4

Yup, that's my point

I bought a MIDI keyboard with the goal of learning to play keys so then I could start learning how to compose and make it easier on myself.
I am 32 now so I am constantly plagued by self-doubt and starting too late though, and the MIDI keyboard might be a tad too small to learn properly (4 octaves) as I didn't have space for a bigger one...
I really want to make at least a small video game before I die and I wouldn't want to have one without cool music to accompany it. I wish I could just give up and not think about this everyday and just be content with consuming content and work, but somehow I just cannot.

I am 32 now

it's over, dude

You got this, I believe in you.

yeah probably
i mean i am not gonna become the next beethoven nor do I want to, I just wanna compose and make game
I know a few 20-something gamedevs who are so good at this, makes me happy for them but also sad

big cope, the actual release of a retail game takes a lot of bureaucratic time that will be skipped since future chapters will be free updates

Im gonna go on a long tangent but the ARG seems to hint at the eggs being related to whatever EGG Noelle got in Cat Pellerz that fucked off after getting happiness.
The ARG has:

"lost where the forest would grow" - labelled ROOTS

"the poor children" - labelled Therapy, which has pic related

And afterwards we are led to /egg/.
deltarune.com/egg/

"A white egg showed up on my screen, but there was a message with it. "SPECIAL""

I think Noelle and maybe more children met "the man behind the tree", and received therapy, the special egg Noelle got as a gift was likely the work of the man behind the tree. and if this egg is FRIEND, then the man behind the tree is behind the cat.

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Don't try to beat yourself up about it, anon.
When I doubt myself as an artist or a human being that needs to express himself, I always remember what Bowie had to say about it.
youtube.com/watch?v=cNbnef_eXBM

I hope Susie dies.
I hope we both die.

i dont recognize about 70% of the screenshots in this thread so now im questioning if i ever actually finished chapter 2, thank you for giving me something to do tomorrow

I hope you live, but Susie dies.

i feel like most of us should accept that nothing we ever make will be anything but garbage and especially those cursed with the idea that you can't really just make stuff for yourself if you want to bring enjoyment to others, but i also feel like i shouldn't argue with david fucking bowie

Fair enough, but finishing 3+4 doesn’t mean 5 was getting full attention until then. Given how Toby talked in that newsletter—Chapter 5 picking up proper dev pace only after 3+4 were wrapped up makes sense. So unless he pulled some secret speedrun magic, I’d still say Halloween 2025 is optimistic, but not impossible.

or "in december"

friend inside me?

You really shouldn't anon, even your garbage will still have something to say about yourself, who you are, and your abilities. It's beautiful, plus there's a ton of great art that's very simple. If you're not creating something for creations' sake, you might be in the wrong field.
Every step you take to get to where you want is equally as important as actually getting to where you want to be.

just finished ch2 in preparation for 3+4
i had forgotten how max comfy the hometown segment was at the end of ch2
kris and susie sitting at the lake shore is kino

but finishing 3+4 doesn’t mean 5 was getting full attention until then

Yeah, it would make sense... If Toby Fox didn't literally say the opposite:

Anyone not working on localization, console porting, or fixes, is now working on Chapter 5. This will be the main focus for us moving forward.

This was autumn 2024

it says i'm garbage

What I want to know is why Toby hasn't mentioned Chapters 6 or 7 at all.

He realized he didn't have 7 chapters of material in him sometime after ch2 stealth drop.

Because he's not even done with 5 yet? Probably wants a break after releasing 3+4.

Does a baker fucking kill himself when he messes up a loaf of bread?
No, he learns from his mistakes and grows as a professional. And still probably eats it because he's hungry.
I think taking the time to learn a skill and fail at it for a bit is just what you need for your pretty obvious inferiority complex anon.

Yeah, the Gaster "garbage noise" sound is a monster pain sound effect slowed down. People usually say it's Muffet's laughter, and, yes, the laugh is also reused for that, but I think it's more noteworthy that it's also a generic damage sound effect multiple monsters use when getting hit.

but he's been talking about chapter 5 for years long before they even started work on it. there's been no mention of any work or even plan to start work at all on 6/7. they've not even been brought up theoretically apart from talk of "future chapters". it's very odd.

The MemoryHeads say "Lorem Ipsum Dolor Sit Amet" which derives from Pain Itself teaches

AUUUGH
FUCK

Wouldn't it be funny if chapter 5 was in this release despite saying it's chapters 3+4

It's chapters 3+4
3+4 = 7
All 7 chapters will be shadowdropped

Well shit

It's Problem Sleuth triad, you retards. Dipshit Diplomat, Retard Strongman, Wuss Mage.

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This would break the internet in a potentially unprecedented way lol

It's not problem sleuth until there's a nonexistent pumpkin

Its a reach but the King does call Lancer "sweet little Pumpkin"

Aiyeeee save me andrew hussie

Lancer doesn't really exist

he's just an illusion

or even a ghost

BRABO TOBY BRAVO

He does exist, hes a card Kris carries in his pocket

Cards, you say. Inventory, you say. Hmm...

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Wait, but if Lancer is the biggest point of connection to Homestuck, this means trouble, because he's Jack