Aren't girls just... better?

women make you make seed

YWNBAW

I don't think women are "better" so much as they are more to my taste.

Then why did it need 40,000 years of taming by men to be safe for women only in urban centers with heavy policing?

Not sure about better, but i think Samus is one of the cooler vidyas out there.

yes very impressive males, you are the slaves who built the palaces of ancient rulers. working 40000 years just to make the world more comfortable for us.

no feet

Society seems to think so.

london?????

men are better at being girls then girls

yes

based

You're just an AGP, women can't be cool or have character growth, or be relatable for normal men.

Hard Degenerate ruined Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina for me. And when I say that, I mean that he made it to where everytime I see them I gotta go fap to futa stuff of them, especially the one of them having masturbating as a group while completely naked, and ejaculating on a handkerchief laying on a table

what's with nintendo and trooning out

That's not what I said?

its the energy you conveyed.

femherroids cant even do this, and thats actual females not a disfigured troon like yourself

KYS

No?

No. I play exclusively as male characters. If a game doesn't let me play a dude then I simply don't play the game.

No, Metroid doesn't count. And no, I won't explain why.

Metroid is the exception the proves the rule. No further explanation is needed.

You'd think so, but they're highly adept at squandering what they have in a very self-defeating way.

Elaborate

Why does Nintendo make lips like this?

better at or for what?

Will she kiss my willy?
Find out next episode.

Is that ANA DE ARMAS????

bimbo slut

only got three things
GYNOPHOBIA
EUROTOPHOBIA
and MASTOPHOBIA

men entered women's sports and immediately broke records

I need to be milked by agpeach

no cock

can't fuck

having to think like a female

3 strikes and there are many more reasons why they suck when AGPs should be sucking my cock.

dis nigga do be a cow

Imagine the other side

nipple piercings

why??? it could've been a good pic
oh boy, I sure do love licking cold metal while I'm sucking on tits

I'm posting in the off topic porn thread before it gets swarmed by porn addicts or deleted

brick road
youtube.com/watch?v=Uq3Gd7nnFPQ

brickroadu mayne, brickroadu mang.

tranny groomer thread

Wtf why is Peach the face of AGPshit here?

hey my nigga you can’t just agp as dungeon man it isn’t right

imagine how much easier life would be...
if only...

She's a character normies would know about and a bimbo stereotype. It's not really surprising that troons would project themselves onto her as a coping mechanism for their self-loathing

Don't worry, I'd make sure to sexually harass you so you don't get too comfortable

BWUM BWUM BWUM BWUM

well yeah, havent you played 3d world? peach and rosa mog everyone else by a huge margin

its only easier because theres men to do the hard things like killing dangerous animals and setting up air conditioners.
if there were no men, women would have to do that and youd be back to square one, but at least youd have tits.

this "music" sounds so trash, like someone who is trying to sound subversive and sophisticated. no wonder so many pretentious assholes claim this game is the greatest thing ever made

I wish I was Rosalina

what’s the problem

i like to eat steak

therefore i should become a steak

???

It's nice being female naturally and seeing so many men fail at being as good as us lmao

If you like soup so much you should marry soup

dungeon mans music reflects the person hearing it

if steak had an easier life and more privileges then sure

Man, Dread was so good.

Pump.

you will never be a dungeon

I think it'd be pretty neat to be Peach. You get a whole ass kingdom to yourself.

Would you have sex with toads and yoshis

For almost 8 years now, I've occasionally seen posts on here, Anon Babble, Anon Babble, Anon Babble and fucking Anon Babble, accusing someone of being "London".
Who is/was London?

i played this as a kid when i had a fucking horrible fever, no sleep, wandering around in this dungeon for fucking hours. it was literal hell

it's a Anon Babble meme meaning "location?"

Pump what exactly, anon?

Ok fag

I hate how even peach became a feminist girlboss in the movie

oh yes, I beat this obstacle course first try, sorry little man mario you will just have to settle for "almost got it!" lets go

would be more of a female role model if she said she failed it hundreds of times, and everyone told her that she couldnt do it and such a feat isnt really in a princesses wheelhouse, only she kept trying and eventually got it, and look at her now blah blah
once again the wokies actually fucked up the feminist messaging by shortcutting to the "girls are inherently amazing and awesome" trope that then leads little girls to wonder whats wrong with them when they fail, and brats to wonder why people tell them no.
Fuck it all. Just make me princess peach and I'll show them how its done.

Did you know that Peach having a body count in the hundreds is canon? Miyamoto said so himself!

Your cock~

Since no one else has posted it yet...

Playing as a female character?
OR
Controlling a female character?

Then keep helping me and I will take it out

Hell yeah, I'd do it with anything. I'm the princess after all.

Hehehe~
Sure enough...
Pump pump~

so when she has to pee, which is a lot as a woman, does she take the suit off, or just pee into the suit?
does the suit have a pee drainage system? if so, could someone illustrate this as a blueprint for me?

Bimbo Peach sure does make it easy and really hard with a body like that. And a pair of incredible lips.

I only care about white traps/femboys/trans/crossdressers. Runners up are Brazilian and high caste Asians. The rest can fade to dust. Once true VR comes out I bet there will be gooning circles like this but it'll be like you're in an orgy instead of just words.

Mmhm~
I bet you are super good at pumping~
Pumping your pp to Peachy is sooooooooooo cool~!

what an extremely gay thread

Really good at pumping it to her and her bimbo body. Imagining her bimbo lips spreading apart and then pressing down on my pumping pp sure makes me throb and ache. I'll get leaky in no time like this.
And your encouragement makes it even better.

lora when?

Oh my gosh~! <3
Aren't you just the sweetest things~
Soooooooo romantic to let Peachy give smooches and kisses on your pp while you pump pump in such cool way~
Peachy would instantly fall for you if you pumped your cock so skillfully in front of her...~

I don't think they'd be that cold, under clothes pressed against boobies

im gonna jerk off to this OP later thanks for the hot text (im not taking it in an AGP way im taking it in a femdom way)

All Peach players are no nonsense dick suckers. This is a basic fact.

sauce?

Girls are eye candy

in theory. last time i got any real data on girls was in highschool. i discovered that sleeping next to one is quite unpleasant. they generate lots of heat. like a lot. resting your arm on ones chest, even if you get to fondle boobies in the mean time, is like resting your arm on the fucking surface of the sun. how do you handle that shit.

Sure.

ok Mr. Freeze

you incels REALLY can't handle companionship huh?

is it actually just me? like, we got close, we tried the sex thing, so between those sex attempt things we slept in the same bed, under the same sheets and it felt like i was fucking melting. i stuck with it because "omg im next to a girl" but holy shit it was like a straight up endurance test.

yeah, maybe. i wasnt expecting to find out that part of the dating game was "learn to survive human sized easy bake ovens"

i guess its worth mentioning its extremely likely i have this pretty obscure genetic problem that really impacts heat distribution in my body. i can and will feel like my hands and knees are freezing cold while my thighs and elbows are boiling hot. like, i cant keep a consistent temperature across my entire body, or at least it doesn't feel like it. its a huge fucking pain in the ass.
people whove seen me sleep say i look like im on meth. i tweak around a lot, sticking a hand out, hiding a foot, adjusting my internal temp like crazy.

Exercise faggot. Your blood circulation sucks and your veins might have something to do with it as well.
If your blood pressure is low, eat salmiakki or smth

my blood pressures high generally? and yeah, your not wrong, every single doctor/medical professional says "LIFT MOTHERFUCKER" because basically my tendons are gonna flake long before anything else and i need to get ahead of that shit and im just not gonna. my blood circ sucks and im skinny as balls and can skip rope wearing handcuffs. my bodies retarded hurr durr

i saw this thread then touch myself

my tendons are gonna flake long before anything else and i need to get ahead of that shit and im just not gonna

if i were you id just kill yourself and save the effort of continuing to breathe if youre this much of a bitch regarding life

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Women are definitely the better sex for our modern society which explains why it feels so miserable to be a man today.

just grow stronger tendons

lmao. on the flipside, since tendon degeneration is just so completely fucked, i can just complain about a specific one having trouble, line myself up for a tax payer funded white bloodcel/platlette seperation injection (which actually does seem to help) and since the injection is so gnarly, horse guage needle subcutaneous injection. they just give you a bottle of oxy each time. so i can just go "man my knees felt better last year" and take 2 weeks off from work for the healing process and get a bottle of pills. kinda fun

are they?

Yeah, never understood that part of it. Why put in all that effort to become a 1/10 crude imitation of a woman, when you could put in that same effort to be an 8+/10 man? Short people who suck at basketball give up on being in the NBA and go do something else. They don't try to tear the world down around them until they get let into the NBA. 1000% a mental illness not being recognized as such.