Bout goddamn time

Unironically based. I'm tired of games written for 15 year old tumblrinas

Will there by african ebony black QUEENs with huge WOBBLY JIGGLY asses who fuck wybois in this game?

Based retard

Fucking youtube comment screencaps? Really?

Fucking youtube comment screencaps? Really?

who dis crusty ass nigga bruh

I want to motorboat his tits.

seething this hard about a two years old game

BG3 has depression?

I didn't realize dudebros like that were still a thing

Astarion was unironically the most CHAD BG3 male.

Literally every companion does except for a frog I guess (she just a failure, as my Asian parents would say), and Minthara (she is just mad that someone else dared to outsmart le drow female). Everyone else? Yup. Fits the depression bill.

The chad that was literally abused and sissified by a faggy vampire

Where's the "Thread is an obvious homosexual general for discord loonies" report option?

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Couldn't agree more.

don't we all have that special someone

where'd you get this image of me???

Compared to black dude who gets pegged, cries about it, gay wizard that was groomed then cries about being now too old for his groomer, or gay bear druid whose only personality and character is how much sex he has? Yup. At least this one didn't like dicks up his ass, despite pretending (coping) otherwise, and is an honest asshole.

Now, compare him with your other male companions and out of them all, only he didn't LIKE THAT type of thing.

the literally abused rape victim is more of a chad than a guy who had sex with a goddess or the actual literal druid gigachad that fucks anything that moves

So male Astarionfags do exist huh?

some of you are going to be in for a ride awakening
VI will be simultaneously the shittiest GTA and the most woke game ever made

only he didn't LIKE THAT

He's a literal faggot, the faggiest one of them all, if the game didn't have forced playersexual romance then of all the male characters I can see him and Halsin (because he's a degenerate) being the only actual gay options

DAS RAAAAAAAAAAITE

Seething

Fun fact: C*ckstar rewrote the story for gta 6 after drumpt won so appeal to the current political climate. Which is why trailer 1 and trailer 2 have such different tones.

You are mistaken. This isn't a faggot thread, no idea who invited you homo.

He's a literal faggot, the faggiest one of them all

Nta: He hates sex. He only whores himself out because that's all he has known to do in order to survive. He is literally the only romance options in which sex = bad thing, as he wants nothing to do with it. When suggested threesome, he refuses. When asked to join Halsin, he refuses. Will accept for you to go and fuck him only because he doesn't have to do it then.

The award for the biggest faggot on another hand, not counting bugs (Gale), goes to Halsin! Not only did he like his rape, he even tells Astarion that he should "learn to enjoy it" (you know, the fact that he got raped).

Funny you say that, because out of them all he is the only one that would be the happiest if sex never even happened between you two.
In fact, he is also the only one in which if you try to get him to do dirty with you again, he just breaks up.
For a guy who gets most sexualized, both by game and BG3 fags, he is ironically the least sexual out of them all.

all shitless man threads are homo threads

Yea, because he is traumatized. Nta to who both of you replied to, but the thing with Astarion is that he looks like he would fancy guys, even if rape thing never happened to him.

To compare him to Zevran (DAO). Zevran is a guy who most likely never would care about the cock if he literally wasn't trained to like it due to his job. Even then, Zevran will keep on saying, multiple times, that he fancies women way more. He just doesn't mind the guys because he was TAUGHT not to be picky due to growing up in whore house, and then being adopted by assassins who encouraged that type of thing too.
So, with him I can say that he is a fag only because life made him into one.

Astarion? 100% was a fag before whole vampire thing. Even his victim that you meet, that he seduced willingly to his master, was a male. Comapred to Zevran again, whose every lover that you meet and/or heard of, was a woman.
As such, nope. Rape thing had little thing to do with Astarion faggotry. He also doesn't hate sex, he is simply traumatized by it due to obvious reasons. However, at no point does Astarion talks of his preferences (when it comes to attraction), and the one lover of his that you do meet happens to be a male.

aw hell nuh tf u got dis rando unc in yo camera roll senpai

He complained more about the story shit than the gameplay althoughbeit. He only complained about turn-based mechanics, and there's still room for plenty of complexity im games without that.

To be fair, Astarion can fuck frog if you don't fuck either one of them, and in EA they planned to have girlfriend waiting for him at Baldur's Gate. The latter got scrapped, but frog thing still can happen. Not saying that he isn't a fruit, just that him being pure gay option if everyone wasn't playersexual is inaccurate, as he already is bislut in the game, outside of player.

he'll constantly be the target of jokes and put downs from his girlfriend, and he'll just take it. like you're supposed to just take it anon. just let women attack you and control you.

I never said that he wasn't a bislut. Just that talks of him not wanting sex being inaccurate as he only doesn't want it due to trauma, over not craving it at all (asexual).

Also, that he 100% did like dick before Cazador, over that just being an after effect after Cazador like how Zevran being "open-minded" is the result of Crows "training" to "not be picky" over his actual preference, if he can make a choice about it.

Astarion doesn't strike me as a dude who "learned to love a cock" as much as someone who was that way since day 1. If anything, Cazador rape of him was probably what made him less of a fag in the first place, as it is thanks to Cazador (experience with him), that he now doesn't feel good about having sex.

bg3 was so fucking bad

How so?

Oh I am sure a GTA game does not and cannot have any woke elements in it.... lol.
Although to be honest, if you play it like some people play WoW where you give 0 shit about the quests' text, the story or literally anything other than pure gameplay then really no game ever made is woke and by proxy GTA is impossible to be woke.

buy a game about woke vampires having gay animal sex

complain about it

Sad. Many such cases.

shitess

I have a feeling if DAO was made today, they would heavily rewrite Zevran due to those statements of his being *ahm* problematic. Of how he prefers women over cock, and only accepts cock because he can't be picky in his line of work kek
I mean, they kind of did it with Anders. Dude went from raging womenizer and gooner who gooned at the statue of a Goddess, to a raging faggot with lover named Karl, and being even more aggressive in his pursuit if you play male Hawke, saying he prefers men kek

GTA 6? Nice, here's my blog about something else. This is peak Anon Babble

shitass
like the homos when they can't close their hole anymore

all the characters were unlikable, except the frog because i wanted to imagine her reluctantly giving me an angry blowjob but that wasnt enough to make the game palatable

Zevran alone unironically mogs entire BG3 cast.
I've never played any RPG game before BG3 in which I couldn't give a fuck for a single one of my companions. It's impressive.

Knower here
Lucia cucks Jason during the story, which will be an actual important plot point

This honestly sounds like you projecting. I'm sorry your relationships are so fucking weird.

all the characters were unlikable

I’ll agree to disagree on that one.