DOOM

This section plays identically on harder difficulties. This game is ass.

Because watching someone die over and over again is pretty boring

I'm simply reminding people that games used to be fun because they were challenging, not just 500% more damage taken – but built in and tested in depth by the developers.

Why does a doom game need a turret section?
It's just shooting without the mobility, doom has always been about moving and shooting.

admits he won't review good old games because they don't get views and only ragebait does on his streams.

Synthetic faggot basically admited to being a grifter.

They got scared by people being filtered by eternal so they toned things down big time for dark ages. So makes sense they added stuff like that for a more casual experience

STAND AND FIGHT

clip pls, ill add subtitles to it later

the people playing this game look bored as hell

They already did on kiwifags retard.

i pray someone post a picture of his mother again

Is that the doom slayer using a GUN against Demons in a Doom game?? Pfft, Doom Eternal is better than Dark Ag- hold I gotta BING BING WAHOO through these fire bars from Mario!

I hate turret sections in all games and I don't understand what makes game devs think it's a good idea in the first place.

is there a way to get that $1 gamepass trial anymore or do i need to go to one of those key sites

HOLY SHIT
My blood is PUMPING
RIP AND TEAR BABY

*aerial shot of Kyiv*

"Mr. Zelensky.....THE DEMONS....ARE BACK"

Mr. Zelensky: "Call in the Avengers"

*explosion sounds, screen fades to black*

*shot of Tony Stark finding Zelensky under the rubble*

Tony Stark: "You are one though motherflipper Zelensky my friend!"

Zelensky: "There is no time for small talk Tony, we have to wake HIM up"

*shot of the Slaya™ waking up from cryogenic sleep*

Tony Stark: "Slaya™...we need your help"

Slaya™: "Sigh....here we go again"

*epic montage of the DOOM™ SLAYA™ gearing up*

Tony Stark: "Take this shield Slaya™, Steve always wanted you to have it"

*DOOM™ SLAYA™ steps in the Avengers HQ*

Tony Stark: "He is the Slaya™, he is a specialist in killing demons"

Black Panther: "AYO HOL UP, so u be sayin we are sum kind of a....doom slaya squad?"

*sound of a light saber turning on*

Tony Stark: "M-master...Skywalker?"

*epic montage of the Avengers and DOOM™ SLAYA™ slaying demons*

THIS SUMMER

*epic trailer music with random fartstep elements start playing*

*shot of the SLAYA™ performing epic glory kill on Arachnotron™*

Spiderman: "UH OH RIGHT IN THE INFINITY STONES"

ALL HELL

SLAYA™: "ATTACK THEIR WEAKPOINTS™"

*shot of Luke Skywalker cutting off Mancubus cannons*

BREAKS LOSE

*DOOM™ SLAYA™ shield bashes for magic ammo*

Tony Stark: "AVENGERS ASSEMBLE"

*epic still frame of the avengers surronded millions of demons*

SLAYA™: "MAKYRBART FORGIVE ME"

RIP

*Zelensky blasting demons with dual-wield AK-47s*

AND

"HULK SMAAAAAAAAAASSSHHHHHH"

TEAR

*the SLAYA™ lifts up Thor's hammer*

......

*shadowy figure walks in a room*

Zelensky: "Putin? It was you all along...."

*screen fades to black*

*EPIC DOOM™ logo flies in*

DOOM: ETERNAL RELOADED soon in cinemas

certified coal post

gemmy

samefag

this is like one of those crappy bombing quests on WoW

DOOM: ETERNAL RELOADED soon in cinemas

Hey, man, remember they showed a trailer for Matrix Revolutions after a screening of Matrix Reloaded? Good times. I was positively hyped.

rent free

also meds

This is literally no different from Zoom's writing

Honestly everyone I've watched who finished it said it was a step down from eternal.

Shit story with strong women no one cares for

Parry slop

Boring mech and dragon section

Overall easier than 2016 and Eternal

i can't believe that because eternal was horrendous

Doom is such a normalfag franchise its up there with CoD and FIFA dont know why you fags even care about this shit series its tailor made for the "claps at the end of marvel movies" crowd yet you still consume that shit

You-know-who played it on hard

Because it allows normalgroids to feel powerful while putting minimal effort
Just sit back and brainlessly shoot at things as they appear

Eternal was a step down from 2016, but still better than whatever the fuck they were trying to do in Dark Ages.

youtube.com/watch?v=NQNLEvTA7-U

6.5

This was the only new game I was hyped for and it turned out to be mid

hey look its the guy that defended gay sex in KCD2 calling everyone chuds

Synthetic Gooner

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GLOUAAGH

OHHHH BBC MAKES MY TUMMY FEEL SO FULL

OUUUAGHGGHHH

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simpthetic ma'm

the game is made for an african audience and those who want to be around africans

if this game didnt have doom in its name it would be completely ignored

Then post it, not going on there

Has he shoa'd the puars in his chat yet? they were acting hecking misogynistic.

STAND AND FIGHT

Just take a Gundam to Hell

KINO
IKON
NOKI
ONIK

nudoom

turret section

DOOMSISSIES NONONO

This is the game where they should have tried implementing coop. $100 for a 10 hour game is retarded

But those people are all about moving and shooting. They just do drive-bys, hit-and-runs, and flee when they're outnumbered.

I honestly think the doom games look so fucking boring
every webm I've seen is just a snoozefest

stationary shooting with infinite ammo and infinite health

...what the fuck happened to doom?

You think you don't want this, but you actually do.
t. probably the lead producer or something

IstG, nuDoom has embraced everything everyone praised it for forgoing in 2016

that's funny, I was just thinking the other day about how I hate turret sections

can't wait for him to suicide after getting cucked hard by the vtranny

CERTIFIED KINO

but enough about deadname domain

I hope they'll hook up together (synth is gay af anyway) and then noose together. wouldn't that be romantic?

nuDoom is gay

Ok this is ebin

Missed the chance for BAKUNETSU. GODDO. FINGER finisher

I said FLOP FLOP in the BUTT

Monsters burp ammo, armor and healph! Parry bitch!

Drek ages and shiternal are both garbage, Doom 2016 was a lightning in a bottle but the retarded faggots at ID and bethesda had to milk it for all its worth further with their retardation and greed.

He looks so miserable all the time

this is a cognito hazard

it's even repeated multiple times with the same enimies that explode when you shoot them
it's the same turret with the same secondary whjich needs to reload
that's sad

Why is Sharty so fucking retarded and cringeworthy?

Hugo put turret sections in Doom

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

Your average nudoom fan will soiface over this

It is the worst game of the trilogy. But you don't you have to take my word for it.

youtu.be/twLkmiw98Wc

it will be a classic in 20 years like doom 3

I'd take anons word for it over that retarded fencesitting jewtuber faggot.

heh
2 ez

You lost

is everyone in the videos playing it on easy?

Nah, it's just the easiest of the nudooms.

He's playing it on Nightmare.

penguinz0

Yeah, I'm not watching that soggy cunt.

with cod and fifa

what a terrible fucking bait

This is nightmare and its a lot easier than in older games. I dont know what happened and if its design decision but its ass.

ZOOM: The Dork Ages

But enough about gzdoom.

Source now please oh pleaz

What games nigga, every single shooter I played since the year 2000 has had pisschilling easy difficulty. Return to castle wolfenstein's Death incarnate difficulty is piss easy.

lmao

This homo really tries hard to shill his shitty youtube channel here

he's equivalent of sphere hunter in terms of astroturfing of some jewtuber, but he's supposedly LE CHUUD instead

I'm still waiting for those awesome fun gameplay clips of TDA. Where are they?

this, it's not about synth. he is the ugliest motherfucker I've ever seen on jewtube. it's about his "principles" and how he just the same lying faggot like all the other jewtubers. he is basically another centrist

What the FUCK happened at id?

Rofl apparently it's not him but it's still just as funny as keep saying it

turret section

2011 + 14

To this day I don't know what the complaints about the platforming were.
Were they too hard?

fuck this cringe nudoom crap. what wads should I play?

all of the original team left like 10 years ago?

That doesn't explain how they were able to make Eternal.

synthetic man got succesfully soijakked, like that poor guy whom people thought had "his wife's boyfriend" buy him a switch, people parroted one lie enough for stereotype to be set in stone

turret section

mech section

dragon section

but no tank section, what a disappointment. Wait, YOU are the tank! STAND AND FIGHT! FUCK YOU HUGO ARGENTINIAN FAGGOT

both games are for soiboi faggots.

Just out of place and serving no purpose, really. Eternal is still great though.

Eternal is also gay rainbow vomit did u not know?

But ballista boosting is fun and if there's enemy close you can go swoosh with chain hook.

"nightmare" I'm sure was made for console, the real difficulty is game speed increased by at least 25% more, literally no one enjoys this game at normal speed

come home, tranny man

nu doom looks like crap

Want to play old doom

"Hey this our tnt inspired unofficial sequel tnt2: devilution"

Traps meaner than any Plutonia level

Hey this our doom 2 but only city levels wad

30 archviles running around and 1000 enemies

I don't like the new stuff or the classic new stuff

aren't there's thousands of wads for classic doom, all go back to the early 90's? they can't be all slaughtershit or chaingunner spam

I laughed

Play the Anon Babble wads.

It feels retarded but the lead White woman being voiced by the woke Wolfenstein black lady actually bothers me. I may do German audio or something.
It's hard being woke-right, Anon Babble

New Doom games seem like they develop based on feedback from the previous game. IE people said Doom 2016 got a little too samey around the mid point where there were no more new enemies or weapons really being introduced. So Eternal has an even larger roster of monsters that get spread out more evenly across the game.
Doom 2016 has a combo that lets you use whatever you want without ammo concerns. Eternal forces you to swap weapons more often due to smaller ammo pool in general.
Doom 2016 fast swapping weapons was something you could do for high level play. Eternal it's practically required for some enemies to deal with efficiently.

Now we have Dark Ages that could be a response to Eternal and it's platforming sections and higher pace of play. I can only wonder how hard it would be for Id to just make a Doom game that wasn't partially a result of the criticisms of the previous one.

Turret sections should be punishable by death.

Did they learn nothing from duke nukem forever? How the fuck

No, I did not. Are you sure you aren't seeing gay rainbows everywhere? Check your sight.

The Bat Mobile worked so well in Arkham Knight, it was universally loved by all, I personally think this is why they chose to have a flying dragon in Doom

Time to play something else.

just expand the game with talent trees and let people pick what they wanna use, want to play eternal? Pick dash, glory kills, grenade and chainsaw, want to play dark ages? Pick the shield and get to parry. Very simple actually

heh....

>*aerial shot of Kyiv*

>"Mr. Zelensky.....THE DEMONS....ARE BACK"

>Mr. Zelensky: "Call in the Avengers"

>*explosion sounds, screen fades to black*

>*shot of Tony Stark finding Zelensky under the rubble*

>Tony Stark: "You are one though motherflipper Zelensky my friend!"

>Zelensky: "There is no time for small talk Tony, we have to wake HIM up"

>*shot of the Slaya™ waking up from cryogenic sleep*

>Tony Stark: "Slaya™...we need your help"

>Slaya™: "Sigh....here we go again"

>*epic montage of the DOOM™ SLAYA™ gearing up*

>Tony Stark: "Take this shield Slaya™, Steve always wanted you to have it"

>*DOOM™ SLAYA™ steps in the Avengers HQ*

>Tony Stark: "He is the Slaya™, he is a specialist in killing demons"

>Black Panther: "AYO HOL UP, so u be sayin we are sum kind of a....doom slaya squad?"

>*sound of a light saber turning on*

>Tony Stark: "M-master...Skywalker?"

>*epic montage of the Avengers and DOOM™ SLAYA™ slaying demons*

THIS SUMMER

>*epic trailer music with random fartstep elements start playing*

>*shot of the SLAYA™ performing epic glory kill on Arachnotron™*

>Spiderman: "UH OH RIGHT IN THE INFINITY STONES"

ALL HELL

>SLAYA™: "ATTACK THEIR WEAKPOINTS™"

>*shot of Luke Skywalker cutting off Mancubus cannons*

BREAKS LOSE

>*DOOM™ SLAYA™ shield bashes for magic ammo*

>Tony Stark: "AVENGERS ASSEMBLE"

>*epic still frame of the avengers surronded millions of demons*

>SLAYA™: "MAKYRBART FORGIVE ME"

RIP

>*Zelensky blasting demons with dual-wield AK-47s*

AND

>"HULK SMAAAAAAAAAASSSHHHHHH"

TEAR

>*the SLAYA™ lifts up Thor's hammer*

......

>*shadowy figure walks in a room*

>Zelensky: "Putin? It was you all along...."

>*screen fades to black*

>*EPIC DOOM™ logo flies in*

DOOM: ETERNAL RELOADED soon in cinemas

What's the setting to turn off the slowmo every time you melee someone?

I don't think many people are saying Dark Ages is better than Eternal

Daily reminder that this took down 4troon for two whole weeks

As cool as dark ages looks these on rails section look so gay. I fucking hate this suit. The only time these are ever cool is if they’re high mobility motorcycle sections.

Classic Doom fags got filtered by Eternals mobility so they had to tone it down big time

Maybe play them instead of forming your your opinions off of cherry picked webms

It's the worst one of the trilogy, Charlie said so so it's true.

sup synthcels

That's not much better than a turret section in Ride to Hell: Retribution.

You can't. This game sucks (still not as bad as Eternal)

It's out. Where will it peak? Over 100k

Now I get why its called Dark Ages. Its a nod to the dark ages of videogames.

Are we seriously back to fucking turret sections