This game fucking sucks. How in the hell are people calling this the best game ever made?

This game fucking sucks. How in the hell are people calling this the best game ever made?

Visually it looks like a mess. Tons of visual noise. Clutter. Stutter.

It plays like shit. Is it a rhythm based quick time event, or is it turn based? Doesn’t do either of them well, so it just end up being a hybrid, half baked, mediocre gameplay experience.

You know how European films fucking suck and rarely get any credible attention outside of a few dedicated Europoors and edgy art students? Yeah well that’s what the writing and overall direction of the game is reminiscent of, except all the streamers and Reddit love it now.

wtf I love nonsensical French arthouse indie euroshit now.

This game is just a conglomeration of popular things that were done way better in all the games it “borrows” inspiration from.

What I’m trying to say is you’re retarded for liking this dogshit.

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Tons of visual noise

Boomer angry that shit doesn't look dull with bad graphics like back when OOT dropped LOL.

I don't recall asking.

That's crazy anon.

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Visually it looks like a mess. Tons of visual noise. Clutter. Stutter.

This. There is just a lot going on with very little thought given for clarity. Games like Rebirth and P5 are flashy but never to the point where you can't see what the fuck is happening like in E33. Battles in the overworld also have horrendously bright lightning that looks terrible

I don’t know how you can look at this game and say it looks good. It has a certain style when you’re actually in combat, sure, but the world itself, the character designs, particle overload and unholy bloom effects, it’s the typical over saturated slop you see from lazy AAA developers.

Clutter. Stutter.

Upgrade your card Jatinder. This game runs butter smooth.
BUT if you use AMD then turn of the fucking anti lag because it fucks up the framepacing for some reason.

It's alright anon, we understand you can only like anime designs. Let other people have tastes

Exactly my thoughts as well. It needs so much visual editing. It’s easily the worst looking game I’ve seen in a while.

Really going at it huh?

Turn HDR off, the implementation is broken for some reason

Visually it looks like a mess. Tons of visual noise. Clutter. Stutter.

Its called dark fantasy in a Belle Époque setting you retarded ape

It plays like shit. Is it a rhythm based quick time event

You know what a quick time event is right?
Pic related is a quick time event you mongrel
Biggest joke in your entrie rant is the "half baked" because everything fits in perfectly together. The choice of pictos, the counters, the weapons etc

You know how European films fucking suck and rarely get any credible attention outside of a few dedicated Europoors and edgy art students?

Because companies always cater to the biggest common deteminator. Thats why McDonalds is in every country, 3 Star Michelin restaurents ahave 1 location

This game is just a conglomeration of popular things that were done way better in all the games it “borrows” inspiration from.

Name 3 games that Expedition 33 was inspired by and post them

It's a textbook example of a mid game but people are praising it as the best game ever because they've been mentally fucked by years of playing bottom of the barrel garbage

tendies and thirdies absolutely malding lmao

Final Fantasy X

Dark Souls

Nier

You look retarded for even asking that question as if I would be unable to instantly respond.

nintendies are fucking insufferable whats new

They are a bunch of trolls retards and shills who get off by being annoying.
And you aren't any better. The game is good

I'll bite

This game fucking sucks. How in the hell are people calling this the best game ever made?

That's just your opinion and idk who is calling it the best game ever made.

Visually it looks like a mess. Tons of visual noise. Clutter. Stutter.

You didn't play the game. There's a reason things look the way they do.

It plays like shit.

It doesn't, it plays just fine.

Is it a rhythm based quick time event, or is it turn based? Doesn’t do either of them well, so it just end up being a hybrid, half baked, mediocre gameplay experience.

You didn't play the game. It's turn based. You can turn off the button presses on attacks if you don't want to do them.

You know how European films fucking suck and rarely get any credible attention outside of a few dedicated Europoors and edgy art students?

No because I don't watch europoor shit

What I’m trying to say is you’re retarded for liking this dogshit.

Everything done is coherent given context, that is in the game btw, and based on everything you've said, you still haven't played it.

It's "my very first JRPG" with boring looking characters for normies. That's why every retarded western streamer fell for it.

Battles are somewhat okay, but the parry is broken as fuck.

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I did play the game, albeit didn’t finish (and not going to) Insisting I didn’t, is just cope.

prove it

Doesn't seem like it to me. I certainly played it. I don't think it's the best game ever but I definitely enjoyed it

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phoneposter has garbage opinion

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been having a blast because I'm not a sad contrarian faggot

Any valid criticisms are always met with deflection, goal post moving or ad hominem.

valid criticisms

lol
lmao

I have no interest in playing it but a small studio getting a major game out with an original concept at 50$ and no ugly tumblr shit. I'm not gonna go out of my way to attack it.

based

Tons of visual noise. Clutter. Stutter.

Fix your game settings. Skill issue.

Retard post. you don't understand deferred rendering.
it's an inherent problem with how the game is rendered. The game is not capable of rendering transparency so it has to dither everything.
this makes it a grainy mess & jittery artifacts everywhere. Then it has to smear everything with AI fake frame shit and TAA which makes it look even worse.

It's not your settings. it's the game.

you retards will literally find the dumbest shit to cry about god damn

you're fucking dumb for trying to defend games looking like shit.
this is not an art style thing. the game has terrible rendering and it doesn't even run well with all the cheap shitty effects it has. it forces fucking AI frame gen just to run.

It's not your settings. it's the game.

And yet it can look way the fuck better than the retarded examples you like to post while crying over unreal engine and deferred rendering.

i wasn't talking about that you overly defensive fuck

This game needs more porn.

this game is kino
every kino game i've played makes Anon Babble absolutely seethte unless it's on the switch
really makes you think huh

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ill find out for myself when i get goypass later tonight for doom

i know its gonna be a fucking joke and completely overrated but ill check it out for literally free

Pretty much everyone is saying the game is beautiful, so your argument is basically saying its ugly because you think its ugly

any screenshots will prove its ugly, theres never screenshots about the visuals or surroundings, its always just focused on low quality character models and bad pixelated hair

How in the hell are people calling this the best game ever made?

gaming is so bad now all it takes for idiots to call something

ZOMG GOTY! GOTY!

is a gaym with high quality graphics and be functional on launch day. that's how low the standards are anymore.
the gaym is targeted towards women and fags, as developed by a bunch of gay ass redd!tors.

neato

screenshots about the

fucking retarded ESL and your piss poor bait

how come the seethe is always through the roof when a popular game isn't on the switch?

get goypass

ill check it out for literally free

why is the average IQ of this board around 75

Switch strawman

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no counter-argument because you know it's 100% true

zzz indeed

tiny screens with bicubic downsampling to hide all the artifacts.

lol fuck off retard

Visually it looks like a mess. Tons of visual noise. Clutter. Stutter.

this new narrative is hilarious
you all tried attacking other aspects of the game, even claiming the music was ai generated and failed miserably
you cunts really are pathetic

buying this game, because you don't stop talking about it ;)

even claiming the music was ai generated

No the frames are LOL

t. brown zoomers

there's nothing new about it. the art style is essentially a 15 year old ideas guy wet dream:

bro what if we randomly mash together Persona 5 UI, Elden Ring skyboxes and enemies, and awkward photo-realistic UE5 characters? Oh and don't forget the excessive particle effects and pointless blur and smear post-fx

no need to be so mad
i'm sure it will make it's way to switch 2

this color pallette looks like literally every other modern soulless slop

why do brown zoomers seethe at Nintendo so much? Did you miss out on the Switch 2 preorder?

E33 is peak messy UE5 trash.
and the Shitch 2 is a scam by a scummy company that deserves to get bombed.

Nobody is ready to admit that you're 100% right because, for them, it defeats the narrative that Expedition 33 is the hero the industry needs right now.

It won't age well. The game DOES look too cluttered and sloppy.

everything must be new!

I hate zoomers so fucking much it's unreal. The 90s were filled with copy/pasta games and they were all great because we genuinely had love for the medium unlike you tiktok addicted larves.

Are you faggots still seething about this game? Anon Babble got buckbroken so hard by frogs

Frogs own this site.

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This. Screams of brown in here.