What would you do if you transformed into him right now
What would you do if you transformed into him right now
ahh my penis is small
Wait it was always small
drink beer
Drink beer
go to comiket and masturbate in public to touhou cosplayers
probably drink beer or something glory to the CCP
Kill myself
at the rate he drinks hes probably going to do that soon
stop trying to make touhou games because he's clearly lost the spark and is just going through the motions
Lay off the liver poison
Announce that yuri is canon then do this
20 will revitalize the series
The stage design is still trash with bullet sponge enemies, the music and characters are forgettable, and the mechanics are a mishmash of the same recycled UFO mechanics and sound effects for the billionth time
go to the lake that makes you old
He's not that old
Enjoy the endless supply of beer.
Is his beer any good
I'm going to add MALES
and those MALES will be canonically HAVING SEX with all tohos, every single one of them without exception
I don't know much about beer, but it's pretty light and barely has any bitterness. Hiroyuki beer on the other hand is bitter as fuck.
I can't believe I'm in
Even Five Magic Stones?
sentient anal beads
Trump king owes me sex
based
I would ask all my fans to send me their fumos so I can burn them all in a big pile
you're joking but a lot of people will actually jump off a bridge because of it
what's with retards and forcing idol culture on everything that have girls anyway, it's especially weird considering they're men themselves so why be so irrationally angry about this stuff
Unnamed fairy owes me sex
the possibility of being the first man to rip a girl's hymen is sacred
What's the male equivalent of a hymen, how can you tell if a male is virgin? tips on hunting virgin males?
What do you think ZUN's 1cc chart looks like?
Imagine in your head, if you will, my 1cc vhart
The foreskin. Men lose their foreskin after having sex.
It's a well known fact.
I see a mostly-filled out PCB, a single SA clear and a completely neglected HRtP
one lunatic PoDD clear and nothing else
all games on normal
no hard/lunatic
no extra
no decimal games
the perfect specimen
So violating Anon Babblehus foreskins is my goal now, thanks!
is this Japanese Nardwuar
Drink beer and bang touhou cosplayers
I already do this
Travel to Gensokyo to hang out with Reimu & co.
And I'd have a beer.
Prove it
No you don't
the smell
Drink beer and shart my diapy
Drink beer and promote content that has Meiling in them.
Kill Sanae in the next game
just did
Martyrs of Alice, answer the call
march towards her guiding light
raise your sword, and slay the wicked
for it is her love that reigns above all
make your stand, here and now
embrace salvation with open arms
remain unwavering, in the face of despair
unite your soul within her grace
None of that rhymes
alice mongoloid
that's not a rhyme.
Mononobe no Futo
Diddle my daughter and let her design the stage 4 boss so she doesn't tell her mom afterward?
The King of Gensokyo already exists
every single one of them without exception
But Eika's just a baby...
Write official 2hu smut and hire artists to do the hard part
Make billions
Can u hunt me
ZUN is already rich he also could get an army of people to make art for him for free.
Anon Babble is talking about us...
rubberfucker is making fun of us...
my hero is chimata :)
Anon Babble lost
8cuck lost
Jannies lost
Zun lost
Mima lost
Marisa soiled her Diapy
and Flan lost her virginity to me
I WON I WON
Anon Babblehu lost too
Where are the drawfags?
Fuck my wife.
Give all Touhou girls canon shota love interests.
this is the most recent picture i saved, thoughts?
I hate it
I love it
I ... uh
I want to fuck a baby.
you can't just say that!
I want to fuck THREE babies!!!!
Drink beer, even though I'm already doing that right now
Put on my best Shogun accent and waltz around the house in my bathrobe with a stick.
There's no orb...
btw that orb is physically attached to her and any depiction that doesn't adhere to that is SHIT beneath my feet
What's above your feet?
Birds
Nowhere since you faggots pushed them away, use your slop toys, fag
Was crashing the series with AI part of his plan?
Announce on twitter that every single toehoe is canonically 100% heterosexual, homophobic and for a good measure also transphobic
Create Touhou pro-wrestling games with dimes promos and sexy outfits.
And that male would be ME.
Take my bitch to Memphis
Where is merth...
Because it's not THEM having sex with the touhous you retard. How can you be so dense.
ACTUALLY why the fuck did Americans build a pyramid
Mating press cum inside a veehu anon
Pressing up against a veehu anon's prostate with your glans
Impregnating a veehu anon boypussy to the hilt
Teaching veehus they aren't welcome here
tfw my white weeb roommate started dressing like ZUN back in 2012
we never talked about 2hu but he learned japanese, went to japan to get a grad degree and is now dating a half japanese scientist back in the states.
Unsure of how to feel about this. Sometimes we play gacha force
Okuu's orbs
Okuu's big giant fucking orbs
The city of Memphis wanted a kick-ass pyramid for a stadium, then the people building the pyramid went bankrupt shortly after, so the Bass Pro Shop bought it for.. reasons... and now everyone gawks at the big-ass Bass Pro Shop pyramid when they drive through Memphis.
8th wonder of the world
Marketing. It's so fucking stupid that it occupies part of your head.
I want this
But is there a pyramid in Michigan???
Isn't the giant american pyramid in las vegas or something? I dunno GTA taught me that.
touhou 20's pyramid is actually the brass pro pyramid
its a portal to america
Write an extremely long and detail official lore dump about Narumi
The Luxor unironically is a shittier pyramid than the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid.
geez you get to have TWO pyramids
The Steelcase Pyramid, yes.
Pyramids fucking suck.
wooooow look mom, it's GEOMETRY!!!!!!
Imagine being so stupid that you think some big ass triangle is a cool thing. Guess what dipshit, your computer case has MORE sides therefore it's better!!! Fuck you.
What did ZUN mean by this?
That's a second one, a casino and hotel. It's shit. youtube.com
The Bass Pro Shop Pyramid is also a hotel but you hear fewer people bitching about it compared to the Luxor, funnily enough.
I wish Japan would build their retarded megacity pyramid already.
you cant even fish
he doesnt look at you in the eyes when talking and constantly looks past you
he has zero backbone when you ask him for favors(dont abuse this)
he will try to force his voice so he doesnt sound so pathetic
shy and closed, doesnt really want to talk, but if you talk to him, he will always answer back
i think most, if not all, virgins suffer from this
they carry a fumo
Based
Silence Internet Demon
doesnt really want to talk, but if you talk to him, he will always answer back
That one is true, the rest is bullshit.
playing metal gear (msx)
Gachimuchi edition
Go around Japan? I have no prospects of ever travelling there so might as well. Wonder if he's fit enough to climb Mt. Tourist Sca... Fuji.
I'm gonna scream
I'd add canon futa
Take out phone, go to Twitter/X, make a single post on the timeline.
all touhou characters, past and future, are straight
Switch back to myself and watch the madness unfold.
Pioneer a Japanese Stout.
Fuarking finally, that took an entire day of attempts.
Would be yuri 9/11
Apologize for using generative AI and swear off of it period
you sir win the internet!
How would you explain Hisami?
boy