Answer me this:

you need to time your purchases and be into a hobby at specific moments or you don't have legal access to certain widely beloved games

Yes.

If 2 was on there it would have been worth the full price of SM3DAS on its own.

heh

Sexo with Olivia.

Kek why tf does her journo pic have to look like a dating profile pic? Can women go a single attosecond without thinking about sex?

NSO was a joke when it started but now it's evolved into something pretty great over the years.

worse emulators that you pay for

wow

It's genuinely great. You piratefags will download 10000 games at once, play a few of them for a couple minutes at a time, then go on to brag online about how epic you all are. Meanwhile Switch owners enjoy a curated list of games that gives us just enough variety without overwhelming us, with some of the best games of their respective generations and when we're done with those we go right back to playing regular Switch games. A person can only be in one place at one time playing one game, no one needs infinite game lists of mostly shovelware The way of the pirate is noble in intent but misguided in practice.

I just want Galaxy 2 with no waggleshit

Because 3D All Stars is a game you can’t buy from Nintendo anymore. They made their money off of it. It also came out so many years ago.

ok

Not everyone is a degenerate poorfag nigger.

I just introduced my son to Streets Of Rage. Joy con each. Away we go.

Imagine your life:

hey son, put a chair up to the desk

I'm just gonna load Retro arch

just gonna have to download this rom

ah shit that website is gone

let me find another...

heh heh how was school?

ok! Let me just down load and unzip this file

won't be a minute, just putting in the right folder

ok let's go!

oh wait, I haven't mapped the player 2 controller.

um gimmie a second....

w-wait.... where are you going? It'll be fun!!

You pathetic bedroom virgins think everyone should live same sad poorfag lifestyle as you do. You can't think beyond yourself. Which is why you're still baffled as how Switch has sold 155 million.

Ah, 3D Mario on a tropical island, the perfect game to play on a relaxing summer day

Actually we're going to put in a bunch of levels that repeatedly kick you in the nuts, fuck you

Fuck Sunshine.

Wheres the Pokemon Gameboy games?

You Nintendo retards set yourself up to get shit on with these stupid posts

Not him and I have NSO but the only game on it I went back to more than once was Sutte Hakkun. The service is interesting but games like Ninja Jajamaru are dogshit and make up the bulk of the catalog.
I think choice paralysis is a pretty shit argument to make for this just because some people are fucking retarded and download everything ever released before 2000 without ever even seeing what they might actually enjoy.

You’ll do the same but pay for it

Miyamoto made a Mario game on Metacritic?

another thread started with an offsite screenshot about nintendo and op whining in the text

how many fucking threads are you going to shit out about nintendo today op

The retro controller releases are the only worthwhile thing to have NSO for

some schizos on this site can be mildly interesting
i wonder what happened to you to behave this way

This

Nintendos business is selling nostalgia. They don't care about preserving video games. They will bring back Earthbound to get you talking about Mother 3 then blueball you when it doesn't happen.

Nintendo is the monkeys paw of gaming.

I have OG Switch hacked with Retroarch. I spent more time setting up Retroarch than I did playing any game on it.

On the other hand I also have an OLED Switch 2, which I have NSO. I spent a fair bit of time using the service. It feels pretty comfy. Hard to explain.

Who here is looking forward to the next 3D Mario?

DK is a spiritual follow-up to Mario Odyssey. I can't wait to play that.

What's up? Gonna cry since it's not from the usual sources like twitter or reddit that you love so much? The point was pointing out just how shitty Nintendo continues to be, rereleasing a game that they made a fake demand for back with All Stars.

bro i just pirated to spite the corporations
video games suck ass now
im good with a 360 and its library

Yet I never see any threads about it here, especially not ones that are as active as other threads.

Everything about video games is a monkey paw.

miyamoto couldn't handle the tropical kino

Yet I never see any threads about it here

Maybe you're blind.

I was expecting F.L.U.D.D. to return in Super Mario Odyssey.
Will he return in the next 3D Mario?

There is no reason to play it on Nintendo Switch Online if you have Super Mario 3D All Stars. There is also no reason to play Super Mario 64 on Nintendo Switch Online if you have Super Mario 3D All Stars.

Of course, someone in here will bitch and complain about what I said that the Nintendo Switch Online versions are superior for one minor thing or something.

I scroll through the catalog very often, I rarely see one.
When there is one, it barely gets bumped, and just sinks to the bottom of the catalog before getting archived.

Nah, now I can already tell you're a seething snoy. You're gonna have to seethe harder.

Probably being saved for the 30th anniversary next year.

I'm not a snoy.
I just bought a wireless N64 controller so I can emulate Donkey Kong 64.

What kind of dad doesn't do the setup first...?

I'm gonna play DK on shiny new Switch 2, all summer long, while you seethe.

And you will be in those threads. You won't be able to help yourself.

I'm emulating Donkey Kong 64 so I can have a better understanding of Donkey Kong for when I play Donkey Kong Bananza.
I'm going to buy that on Day One, and speedrun it over the week so I can see Mario and Pauline.
Just like how I speedran Super Mario Odyssey within a couple weeks.

if you have Super Mario 3D All Stars

Cool, where can I buy it? Looked on eShop but didn't see anything.

tendie bootlicking competition

It's neck and neck! What a fierce rivalry.

I just wish playing NSO online with others wasn't a constant lagfest.

What else is there to talk about? I don't know much beyond the two minute direct trailer and some leaked screenshots and clips. I'm guessing they'll have a June direct to go into more details.

Well you're in luck because with the Switch 2 you can do online without lag at the cost of dropped frames so your Switch 2 game looks more like a Switch 1 game

I can't wait for x remake of this game to come out

remake is censored, infested with woke shit, and is poorly optimized

Oh man this game is getting a sequel, I can't wait

Full of dei, all original devs left so the story is alien to the original, the artstyle is worse and a lot of features are streamlined for the normies so the game suffers

No way, this console is game is finally getting a long awaited PC release, I can't wait

buggy unoptimized garbage, more censorship, features stripped out from the original, and it costs almost as much as a new game

anon the price of entry for online is only $20, many people didn't want to pay $60 just to play fucking N64 games. though for gamecube I might try to find another person or 2 to do the family plan. I'm still pissed you can't buy these games individually and keep them forever.

lowest rated 3D Mario game on metacritic

Sunshine is far from my favorite but this is such a retarded mindset. Oh no the game wasn't shilled the hardest by the game journos, who gives a shit what they think? Tropical Freeze is my favorite 2D platformer of all time and those retards rated it low to mid 80s because they got filtered by its difficulty.

Donkey Kong Bananza might have surprise Mario lore.

I wonder how mad he is that the greatest mario and zelda games in existence were all designed and directed by Takashi Tezuka.

I'm curious how they would have handled yoshi's tongue controls, because that was much more central to the gameplay than the starbits where. I guess it's technically doable with the gyro but it would feel pretty awkward.

piratefag admits he doesn't actually play games

kek

If it's straight emulated and not adapted port like 3d all stars, how's the shoulder buttons gonna work

Haha...AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I was able to get the Toyota Yaris game working on my Xbox 360 while we were waiting for Microsoft to close down the marketplace.

You piratefags will download 10000 games at once, play a few of them for a couple minutes at a time

This is a real problem. I get recommended videos of dudes with a hacked 3DS or Switch and its just full of icons that they probably haven't touched.

enjoy a curated list of games that gives us just enough variety without overwhelming us

This is the correct way to go about it. I just hacked my Wii U recently, and I only have 3 games I'm rotating between. No reason to fill it with games unless I'm ready to play them.

Piracy is good if you know how to control yourself.

Retroarch

I see.
But regardless I generally have an idea of what I want to play when I use an emulator, so choice paralysis isn't a factor for me. Like when I want to play Sigma Star Saga, I go play that, I don't waffle on choosing. I suppose it depends on the person.

I bet you think you're actually getting something for free when something is listed as "buy one get one free."

Even worse my grandmother on my wife's side goes out of her way to buy deals like that and calls it savings. My wife says "Did you have any intention of buying the product in the first place? Then it's not saving, it's wasting".

They wanted to scam retards.

It literally is free.

Did you have any intention of buying the product in the first place?

You just made up this part of the argument to make a point that has nothing to do with anything. The games are there, I like games, therefore I will play the free games that appeal to me. The person in your story had no interest in the product she bought, it's a totally false equivalence.

I fucking love modern gayming

Nta but I love the modern entertainment industry just for how mask-off every company has become these years.

Do you just not know what “free” means?

The point is it's not free. I'm not sure if you are brain damaged or just a corporate tendie shill trying to condition people into believing adding content onto a paid service suddenly makes it free.

If Nintendo was to offer it "for free", it wouldn't require nso, it would simply be freeware
I would gladly pay whatever reasonable price for games a la carte like with virtual console, and be truly able to play them anywhere, and not forced to be tethered to the Internet to prove if I've been a good pay piggy or not

The game I made could've been better but our audience is too stupid to not buy it again and again and again

And I laugh all the way to the bank!

reasonable price

8 to 15 dollars for a SNES game

Lmao you had me there for a second anon

In this case it's more like the meal price accounts for the extra packets and you perceive it as free because it wasn't listed on the receipt. If anon A does not give a fuck about the VC games and just wants to be able to screw around online in Xenoblade, he is still paying for a service where one of the highlighted benefits is the VC games. It's not "free" regardless of viewpoint. In fact, Nintendo doesn't have to charge for online at all, Wii U and 3DS certainly didn't. Part of that subscription fee is that you are getting access to NSO exclusive features, including the VC.

It makes it free when that service wasn't there when you paid 20 dollars for online alone.

It’s just missing a few more masterpieces, agree to disagree

And not everyone are autistic meme squires.

Damn 5 years ago? It still feels like it came out just yesterday :(

Whether it's nostalgia or genuine quality, they're very much worth it. Especially if I'm only playing a select few games
After at least a year, I'd be paying more on nso than if I vc'd them

Nintendo should embrace widescreen hacks for Gamecube NSO.
They already did it for 3D Allstars.

It’s a shame because not only did Sunshine give us Toadsworth but also Bowser Jr who has become a mainstay yet Papa Smurf didn’t.

people love to hate on sunshine but most don't even realize it was released unfinished
sunshine is missing somewhere around 30-40% of its planned content

Who cares? DK all the way baby!

Yeah and if you buy food but don't want sauces, then all you get is the food. What's your point?

Perhaps you missed all those threads talking about the redesign and Nintendo changing old DK Renders.

I really liked Super Mario Sunshine, idk why it always gets such a bad rap.

most don't even realize it was released unfinished

We do. There's nothing wrong with hating an unfinished game especially if you paid for it and were looking forward to playing it.

Tendies are fucking fanatical. Holy shit man

At least FLUDD is still in Smash, god forbid they change up Mario in Smash

He and the other Plumbers have a new VA

You can play all the games you are paying for better for literally no money at all. All the games that are on NSO you can download and play in higher quality right now for zero dollars. You don't have an argument

I’m stupid kinda upset on this…

In this case, the point is that you don't have a choice. The sauce is included as part of it and regardless of if you put it on the food or throw it out you still paid for it. None of it was free.

They added value. You don't get a rebate check whenever Nintendo adds a game to NSO.

I do and that argument begins and ends at the retroarch setup screen.

which one of its many setup screens are you talking about?

Exactly.

They added value.

So it was...free...

pay for something

free

pay for one thing

get more than that thing you paid for

Free.

spend money

free

spend money on thing 1

things 2 and 3 are given to you

things 2 and 3 are free

Mind-bottling stuff, I know.

have to spend money to get item 2 and 3

free

Except you didn't. You paid for the ability to access all features of NSO, which includes everything from icon creation via plat points to games like the VC and Tetris 99. This is not free. You are paying for a service, it is part of that service. If I don't want the other features, it doesn't matter, I am still paying for them to access another feature of the service. Saying it's free is like saying that every time Netflix adds shows to their catalog, they're giving you a free gift. Not how it works.

Yes, 2 and 3 are free.
Except it does matter for the people who do want those things.

Not how it works.

Literally how it works.

Except it doesn't, because that still makes it a paid service where none of it is free. Again, you are not paying to just enable online in games. You are paying for a composite service. It does not matter what part of that service you care about, you are paying for the whole service. Again with the same type of example, if you purchase a magazine subscription for cooking recipes, it doesn't matter that the rest of the magazine isn't what you paid for, it's not free.

Literally how it works

Netflix is not giving you free things.

Just because you bought a service that includes X Y and Z and only wanted X that doesn't mean Y and Z were free. Absolute fucking muppet.

They made a SERVICE more worth BUYING

buy a bag of M&Ms

only wanted the red ones

that means i got the green, brown, blue, yellow, and orange ones for free!

What about when thing 1 sucks ass and really isn't worth its asking price, and most people really are likely buying it to get things 2 or 3?

pay to cum inside woman

receive free baby

Ayo hol up...

How is this immensely shit thread still up, god you fucking newfags

buy one and get one free

return one

I keep the free one

More like

buy M&Ms

months later after you've eaten them, Swedish Fish suddenly populate the bag

Free candy, yo.

Shigeru Miyamoto speaking nonsense as usual

I love the man but come on, don't regret on stuff you work with passion... unless it's Star Fox Zero...

supermarkets HATE him

any thread that is anti-nintendo will be left up

Why do mods and jannies hate nintendo so much? Anon Babble has pretty much become an anti-nintendo r/stormfront at this point.

More like

buy a Mars Inc. subscription because you like M&Ms

subscription advertises getting stuff other than M&Ms every once in a while

get something other than M&Ms once in a while

be a retard and say you go it for free

Sunshine felt like the Mario 2 of 3D games. Like it wasn't originally a Mario game, but they shoehorned him at the last minute for marketing purposes.

tendies think its heckin based to play games at shitty resolutions

Anti-Nintendo fags are the worst.Like where is the fucking logic?

You don't need more than 720p.