This is DOOM now

This is DOOM now

do you rike?

soi doom is not doom
demake ffvii is not ffvii

It remind me late sega mega drive games where devs knew their main gameplay is boring so they added gimmicky leveld

Doom games are for dumb people.

SIT AND FLY

jetpack dragon

Is this Divinity Dragon Commander? Where's the sexy skeleton wife?

this is shit but fine, my question is how the fuck did they go from eternal which has great optimiation to this shit that requires a 5000 series gpu for 1080 high

So fucking stupid

Can't wait looks fun

They're trying way too hard.
It's like those early CD ROM games that added in a 3D flying level because they could just make the backgrounds using FMV.
It was impressive to look at but mind numbingly boring to actually play.

expected panzer dragoon level.

get dodging mini-game instead.

Why can't they do anything right?

I was talking to my dad about this today, and he told me his favorite game in the series is DOOM 3. #lol

Doom Eternal came out in 2020 so that means it was in development before DEI was put into overdrive. DEI devs are retards who can't into optimization (among other things)

It looks less engaging/exciting than Panzer Dragoon Zwei which came out in 1996.
And i guarantee the music won't be anywhere near as good.

youtube.com/watch?v=7Lxij0m3cbE

17 more minutes bros

nuDoom? No thanks.
*closes thread and never thinks about it again*

Looks like GOTY winning gameplay. Super epic and badass. Can't wait to play it.

I rike very much, it has so much Doom essence that I literally feel like Im battle Hell's legions. Its a trip down memory lane (Playstation port of Doom)

on rails flight followed by a turret shooting section

GOTY winning gameplay

Fucking hell mate.

It's not really on rails
you got full control over the dragon

Every Kamiya game.

Can you stop and fly backwards in the tunnel?

Yes, the section isn't even automated. I'm litearlly using dash and chasing the enemy.

So that's not on rails at all.

wings just clip through the archway

BRAVO!

where is the videogames?

This looks exactly like the Seeker sections from the Transformers War for/Fall of Cybertron games. It's not something I'd want in Doom, though.

Honestly it's better than mech sections those are the truly braindead one

holy shit did kamiya make this?

Looks like the right game for the funko pop bugmen.

what the FUCK were they thinking

Why wouldn't you just preorder the slop if you plan to buy on 'day one' anyway?

That's cool that the ephemeral year/time when things were good and unwoke changes for every post. Curious!

yk what i'm going to say it. better to try something new and innovate than stay the same and stagnate.

They went backwards though, there is even a turret section in the game.

hahahahahahahahahahaha

It's like a Panzer Dragoon, but much worse.
In fact, that's curious. Imagine you're making a game, and someone says: "hey, let's make a part that looks like Panzer Dragoon, but is worse than Panzer Dragoon in every way?", and someone turns around and says "heh! good idea".
I know it's not like that, though. Some department within the company decided that it was necessary to put in a part where you ride a dragon because it will be good for the game's viral marketing or something, and the devs obeyed.

honestly this isn't even the worst clip of it I've seen

I like how people are pretending like Doom was some kind of groundbreaking, complex, innovative game with immaculate gameplay when in reality it was just a tech demo of iD software engines with the same exact gameplay as every shitty boomer shooter before or since

doom 3 is way better than this

looks fun

NOOOOOOOOO IT'S DIFFERENT :((((((((((((!!!!!

the originals are right there.

Dark Ages requires ray tracing

Forced memetracing

no, this is DOOM now

holy fuck you're a kikebrain

the dragon sections are straight dog shit

this

STAND

AND SHART

AND LET IT ALL OUT

Its kinda neat but it makes me miss Panzer Dragoon. It looks as normalfag slow and friendly as the rest of this shitty mess of a DOOM game.

STAND AND PARRY MY SON
UNTIL IT IS DONE

good point, guess I have no need to buy the dark ages

Dark ages is DmC

aka underrated kino that makes the OG fans shit themselves because it's not made by nips

holy based

this was a spyro 2 minigame

let's see how contrarian you can be

what did they mean when they said this game was a "return to form"?

they lied

I wish there was a way to murder all redditors and adjacents

this staggered launch + every eceleb owning the game 1 month before anyone else and posting vids about it really ruin game launches, it's not a single event anymore that everyone gets to experience at the same time. it's a game of broken telephone between ecelebs and astroturfers

Man imagine if they made a Panzer Dragoon that wasn't developed by a shoestring slav studio

DOOM: The Slop Ages

No cuhrayzee Eternal movement, just stay on the ground and strafe like the original games

never played a dragon age game besides origins, but DMC2 would have been great with more aggressive AI

*aerial shot of Kyiv*

"Mr. Zelensky.....THE DEMONS....ARE BACK"

Mr. Zelensky: "Call in the Avengers"

*explosion sounds, screen fades to black*

*shot of Tony Stark finding Zelensky under the rubble*

Tony Stark: "You are one though motherflipper Zelensky my friend!"

Zelensky: "There is no time for small talk Tony, we have to wake HIM up"

*shot of the Slaya™ waking up from cryogenic sleep*

Tony Stark: "Slaya™...we need your help"

Slaya™: "Sigh....here we go again"

*epic montage of the DOOM™ SLAYA™ gearing up*

Tony Stark: "Take this shield Slaya™, Steve always wanted you to have it"

*DOOM™ SLAYA™ steps in the Avengers HQ*

Tony Stark: "He is the Slaya™, he is a specialist in killing demons"

Black Panther: "AYO HOL UP, so u be sayin we are sum kind of a....doom slaya squad?"

*sound of a light saber turning on*

Tony Stark: "M-master...Skywalker?"

*epic montage of the Avengers and DOOM™ SLAYA™ slaying demons*

THIS SUMMER

*epic trailer music with random fartstep elements start playing*

*shot of the SLAYA™ performing epic glory kill on Arachnotron™*

Spiderman: "UH OH RIGHT IN THE INFINITY STONES"

ALL HELL

SLAYA™: "ATTACK THEIR WEAKPOINTS™"

*shot of Luke Skywalker cutting of Mancubus cannons*

BREAKS LOSE

*DOOM™ SLAYA™ shield bashes for magic ammo*

Tony Stark: "AVENGERS ASSEMBLE"

*epic still frame of the avengers fighting millions of demons*

SLAYA™: "MAKYRBART FORGIVE ME"

*shadowy figure walks in a room*

Zelensky: "Putin? It was you all along....!"

*screen fades to black*

*EPIC DOOM™ logo flies in*

DOOM: THE AGE OF AVENGERS soon in cinemas

this shit is so gay

I love these games, will I like Dark Ages?

ULTRAKILLchads stay winning

everything sucks now lol

of course!

Carmack would have programmed something like this if it had been possible with the technology at the time.

lol

What is this gay shit?

You'd love it, it's objectively worse but it's different so you can use the same excuse to defend it.

is it better than 2016 and doom 3? sure

is it better than eternal and TDA? no shot.

go back

nothing in eternal and TDA can even come close to the fun of fighting Minos and Sisyphus though

Honestly I think a short level or a short segment in a level with this would have been cool. It'd be a bit like the space fight level in Halo Reach, just a nice little bonus. FULL, multiple levels though? Hell fuckin no

Not sure how people aren't bored to tears by single player shooters in the year 2025. This entire genre hasn't produced a single drop of serotonin in my brain for 20 years.

I'm noticing a lot of hate for Doom the Dark Ages only on Anon Babble while Anon Babble is also pushing the government funded Expedition 33 with threads everywhere. Are angry Europoors making these threads?

Wow I kinda had fomo for not playing it but that video cured me, thanks

Forced ray tracing BECAUSE they didn't implement good enough lighting BECAUSE THEY WERE WORRIED ABOUT GTA6 COMPETITION

Rushed product

Why did they turn Doom into Turok: Evolution?

funny, I see this same post defending literally every bad sequel that comes out.

I didn't play Expedition 33, sorry. Dark Ages isn't going to suddenly get better just because you uncover some shilling campaign. Other than Bethesda's, of course.

why did they turn Doom into Painkiller into Turok Evolution?

ftfy

LOL this shit is still in alpha

i yam disgustipated.

Still the best boomer shooter in the past decade (Ultrakill doesn't count because it's a character action game and NOT a boomer shooter)

always wondered what WoW raid bosses would look like in first person

It's the Heart of Lorkhan!

OH MY CHUNGUUUUUUS
OOOOOOHHH
IM JUST LIKE A MARVEL CHARACTER
OOOOOOHHH

Thoughts on the satan prince?

Boomer shooters are a gay cancer meme, we need to return to linear FPS with well crafted campaigns

its bram stokers dracula

derivative of Gary Oldman's armor in Dracula

Oh shit Platinum made the new Doom?

My lungs hurt you asshole

where were you "this is doom now" faggots back in 2016? oh right, you weren't old enough to post here yet, that's where

youtube.com/watch?v=6nKbWtKMGFg

i like that there's no real reason to use multiple weapons against any ultrakill boss, it's not required at all but it's just fun to do so, there's an intrinsic joy in pulling off weapon tech

the potential is there for this to be a really fucking cool little segment but yeah, as it is, that looks fucking lame

It's probably Europoors, they're pushing a hate campaign on the US like chinks and gooks do to Japan.

You could make this one with AI.
Just turn shitposts into trailers.

you are all gay mutts now, you lost the ability to create video games

I was there shitting on 2016 and 3. Shit wasn't gonna get better

3 was alright

You can play as Omega Ridley? cool

This should've been a Quake game quite honestly. Also, I've heard it runs like ass due to requiring memetracing, so I'm wary about that to say the least. I will say it looks good and the gameplay (from what I've seen of it) looks decent. I'm just not using memetracing and I'm not paying $100 for a game.

DMC3 is objectively worse to DmC but you just love to adopt opinions instead of forming your own

Thank you for revealing yourself, Eurotrash.

and so the bar lowers again....

youtube.com/watch?v=f64nXt1z4XU

You have to add that retarded reverse drum beat drop while the screen flashes black on each note for the Putin part as the camera pans from his feet to him smirking. Also do a slow version of a 90's grunge song sung by some sad girl for the beginning part until SALYA shows up and you've got the movie trailer shit nailed down.

from what? it's straight up better than 2

Just make some good games mutts it's not hard is it, euros ans azns can do it too

He just stands there doing nothing...

Doom 64 was better than all of them

30k on steam

these numbers are weak

tis but a scratch

We have been, ignoring the woke crap. You Euros haven't made anything good, and your greatest achievements were stolen from us.

wrong

just a flesh wound

Serious Sam Siberian Mayhem currently holds the title for best single player FPS of the last decade by a pretty wide margin.

is there a way to get the nvidia skin from the nvidia app if you got the game on gaypass? it redirects you to the bethesda login page

we made some good shit 20 years ago just ignore all the gay retarded shit we made since then

i mean at this point what could you want out of a doom game? be glad the SO EPICCCC bits of the games are restrained into short few and far between turret-y sequences and outside of that theyre still tryna do innovative boomer shooter gameplay stuff. Could beway worse. And if what you really want out of a modern doom game is to take more after the original first 2 games, legitimately its probably the single longest sustained passionate modding scene of any game that old so... but most people dont give a fuck about objective reality and just wanna project their depression on their hobbies because people on here have 0 self-awareness

there is no one DOOM since 3.

Kek looks like Ratchet and Clank

looks like Ratchet and Clank

I love Doom.

Seriously
it looks like a combintion of the glider and ship combat sections from RC2

ebin

eternal

lmao

Do wings collide with the level? Can you draw the wings in and perform a dive bomb?

Turok Evolution did it in 2002

Why did Doom shift from a brutal FPS to a neon Simon Says game?

stupid devs.

I strongly believe this game was a rebrand of a different IP which Id was experimenting with

Is this Marty's fetish or something? Who looks at this and thinks it's anything other than shit? Do people actually like turret sequences?

Eternal unironically filtered too many people.

We're still making better shit than you when we're not being woke faggots.

2025

playing first person game

fps is the actual outdated genre that needs to die, not turn-based gameplay

This is humiliating

oh shit new ratchet and clank!?

they put fucking collectibles in their game?

turok evolution coded gameplay

They've been in since 2016

It wasn't. Hugo's been wanting to make this game since 2016.

you're all wrong, only og doom is good, 2 added broken weapon and shit levels with power crept enemies

Grim

yeah but they're specifically bad now that I need something to complain about

power crept enemies

Explain

I didn't play Doom 2016 the post

Normies get out

this is shit but fine

Literal shit eater

I genuinely don't understand how you take the concept of brutally killing demons with different guns, or even with your fist/melee weapons, and turn it into something incredibly gay

they have for almost 10 years

Normie

Using 2016 to try and oldfag

He can stay you can go

were they always just called toys?

what a fucking disgrace bros, they kill doom

It's dead, Jim
Dead and gay

In the past, I'd have fun with these little genre swap minigames, like in Spyro with the skateboarding, or Nier with whatever they'd throw at you
Now it just feels like it's corporation and made at a board meeting

beaten by a re-release

forced ray tracing and shit.. makes a bit harder to run the game well.
I’d prefer to run at high frames and turn down the graphics. Might have to wait till I upgrade, might be a fair few people in the same boat.

literally turok evolution

A RETURN TO FORM

Why were people here saying you can't jump?

Holy fuck

Nu-DOOM

The same principles of old doom except brought up to speed with the modern day doom-guy/doomslayer killing demons except with some apocryphal influence that makes the slayer a god and some cosmic confluence

This sucks to some somehow

???

This is exactly what came to my mind last week when I opened the fucking 'cinematic' trailer reveal holy fuck.

kivo...

It's a quake game they slapped the Doom label on because doom actually still sells.

WORRIED ABOUT GTA6 COMPETITION

Major keks if true, they got trolled

I guarantee you play league, valorant, csgo, or call of duty, shut the fuck up

Quake is not medieval, it's a bunch of anachronistic shit slapped together because of slipgates, that's what makes it cool. The only thing this game has in common is being brown.
Quack Hampions already set up the perfect iD-verse if you wanted to do cross-game shit, I don't see any of that in Dark Ages

tfw playing 1440 ultra nightmare at 100fps with a 40series

That UI looks so shit man.

Looks like something straight out of 360 games. I'm fine with it, the levels these sections take place até the best part anyway.

Only played a little bit so far as its getting really late over here, but so far it's fine. However the music leaves something to be desired. Not saying it's bad but it's missing that oomph.
I have not kept track of what poor soul they decided to fuck over this time, and with the music sounding very same-y, I thought it was Andrew Hulshult but no they employed a group of californian baristas.

The gameplay is straight out of lollipop chainsaw

Is this the new spyro game?

Yes, the slayer is turned into his toy form and rides his dragon to defeat demons

The only good DOOM games are the first 2 and maybe 64.

SLAYA will be back in Avengers 5 : Doomsday

I'm just surprised no one posted the doom eternal numbers comparison, holy shit this is so fucking bad

Looks like a Nintendo rail shooter.
Shoud be good.

1440p

on dlss performance? that's 720p

PSX Doom is best of both worlds
youtu.be/FyFH97lSeSM?si=KSSL89n6Vqj3AozX

How tight do you think Doom "Slayer"'s butthole is?

$99.99 for THIS

oblivion remaster also needs a modern gpu because it uses unreal engine 5 and lumen tech

100k

no wonder they gave the game away to every streamer, even those who mock bethesda like vinny to advertise it and sell it as much as they can

DLAA

let me guess, frame generation? that's playing at double or triple the actual frames, you're actually playing at 50 fps

nope

so which 40 series do you play on? i don't think you can do that on a 4060, let alone native

4090

Why do demons need spaceships?

So you are one of the few who have it? why do you say 40 series if it only happens in the 4090?

OH NO IS THAY GAMEPLAY VARIETY?!?!
AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELP ME ROMERO SAN

New Doom has Turok Evolution pterodactyl sections

BASED!!

For larger scale invasions as you can't expect everything to be done with basic demon mooks

DOOD WE CAN'T JUST HAVE OUR FPS GAME BE AN FPS GAME

WE NEED PLATFORMING, RACING SEGMENTS AND GIANT MECH FIGHTS THOSE ARE AWESOMESAUCE

video games returning to their roots

normies and third worlders hate it

Checks out

Why do you think decent performance only happens on the 4090?
Because you can run 1080high on a 3070.
You don't need a 50series to play the game

the mech sections would be better if it had vocal tracks like MGR:R

mandatory flying sections in my fps is it's """"""roots""""""?

I hope you're joking because these sections are literally the worst parts of Turok Evolution.

The fags who play this trash are brainless NPCs

I know.

Laughing so hard I can't possibly be mad. Enjoy your game, kiddos.
Back to playing the DOPEst wads.

Can’t they just teleport... using their demonic teleporters?

Its still kinda astounding that I've yet to see a game with raytracing beat baked lighting

Hugo's wet dream

doom eternal's optimisation is genuinely fucking unbelievable
I recently played it on my 970 on high settings on stable 60fps, shit was like magic

line up in front of a ship's canon

for some reason it shoots a lopsided projectile that stays in place for 1 second so you can see it

sometimes it shoots a green one for no reason whatsoever that you can parry

this is a game made for actual toddlers.

Damn that's lame and gay. When I saw there was gonna be flying I was hoping for something like crimson 1 in wingman

looks like Wolfenstein the New Order but with half assed forced adventuring and red light green light parry mechanics alongside gimped movement. it was apparent since the dev production videos that this was going to be the ultimate console zogslop

you need a 500+ dollar GPU to play this game at 1080p60

incredible that you post this and think it's in defense of the game

Yeah the writing was on the wall with the eternal dlc

Doom and writing mentioned in the same sentence sincerely

Never thought I'd live to see this.

no way

Just beat the first level and I like it so far, but, and this is a huge BUT:

turret section in 2025

lmao, what the fuck were they thinking, I had flashbacks to Duke Nukem Forever

Every single thing Microsoft touches goes to shit.

PS3 graphics

Parryshit

Need top of the line GPU for the game to work

No challenge

Racing sections (LMAO)

Worst enemy design ever

Slow Motion shit

Mobile game UI

Worst bosses of all time

No Mick Gordon

is this the worst game of all time?

I legit thought this was an overwatch screenshot

Where's the anal dildo for the Ultrakill side?

anon wanted a 1993 old school game and instead got a 2006 old school game

ID's been shit for almost a decade now, 2016 was okay but the constant unskippable 2 second cutscenes kill any replayability it could have.
Dark Ages has a planned DLC that will inject you with onions every time you swap weapons.

doom fans needed it lmao

They really made it into Robocop 3?

I would legitimately prefer turret sections over turok pterodactyl levels.

SLAYA™: "MAKYRBART FORGIVE ME"

in any other context I'd be laughing but I'm so mad I can't believe it

lol saves me from having to buy it on ps5 or buya new pc
guess they jumped the shark wtf
well there u go
everything literally everything is shit now

Please enlighten me as to how this is somehow worse than ET or Custer's Revenge?

Not as bad as Elden mid, Fromsoft's worst game ever...

arkham knight batmobile

it's seriously ass, convince me not to refund it, i've breezed through half the game already on nightmare

There's a point where something tries so hard to be cool that it becomes kitschy and embarassing. Being cool is meant to be subtle and effortless, recursively fixating on trying to be cool is not cool.
Though we kind of live in a cultural moment where people fetishize coolness that isn't cool.

Warmer...

what could you want out of a doom game?

more like the last two, I liked those. this looks like ass.

I've breezed through on nightmare

Why lie?

Looks as gay as panzer dragoon was. I have no idea why I even remember that boring ass game

IM FUCKING BASEDJAKING SO HARD RIGHT NOW FRIENDOS
ONLY THING THAT COULD MAKE THIS MORE EPIC IS SOME BESPOKE CRAFT BEER ETHICALLY SOURCED OF COURSE

you know the game was actually pretty good when it was very doom for hte first 5 levels and then it turns into fucking lazy open world slop mixed with shit like OP. what the fuck are they doing

SCIENCE: TRUSTED
FAUCI: PRAISED
IPA: HOPPY
SAUCE: HOT
ISRAEL: FUNDED
BLACK LIVES: MATTER
DOOM™ THE DARK AGES: PREORDERED AND PLAYING EARLY

IT'S TIME TO STAND AND FIGHT FOR TRANS RIGHTS

Doom: The Dark Ages is already on track to bring one of the most popular and successful games of all time

Posts the most boring devil trigger ever made as an example

Dire.

Two words.
Kittens.
With laser guns.

Highest rank is C

Boom.

hey you just repurposed that from a years old headline about star wars 9

and ZOMBIES riding UNICORNS

That shit is gay, and I wish I never saw it.
It's kind of crazy how companies desperately cling to brands but then change everything about them.
I guess that's the only way they can get sales with new ideas instead of just coming up with their own branding too.

Nightmare is even boring as fuck in this one