ULTRATROON

Give me a rundown

Using autosage keywords in OP

I kneel Retardbro...

Ok what did the dev say that triggered the chuds?

All Anon Babble talks about is Bethesda shit and the occasional FOTM. So no

The nintenchuds are mad the dev likes piracy

I like the soundtrack. Waiting for the game to release before I play it

I have anti-woke fatigue

They put in a fishing minigame, and you can catch a shark that is a reference to the co-opted tranny mascot stuffed animal shark (by its own in-game description). Also a museum mode where they pay homage to they/themselves. Also the in-game VN thing with your sexless robot in a schoolgirl uniform. There is probably more im forgetting.

It does have a damn good soundtrack

triggers the chuds into a seething, frothing rage for some reason

KILL ALL NIGGERS TOTAL NIGGER DEATH

I am retarded

writer for a wizard book has an opinion

hoards of faggots get their panties in a twist, try to coordinate a boycott, and more.

Fuck off fag enabler. Everyone already saw how you drama queens behave when you dont get your way.

Chud cant get past 0-1

I blame Gianni for this

I genuinely don't get why mods don't filter "tranny", "troon" and "tranime" already. Nigger is used in more versatile contexts and is part of gamer culture at this point but saying tranny always equals "i don't like this particular franchise so i'm going to associate it with trans people even though i can associate literally anything with them". It also exposes tourists who only care about drama and barely play videogames

wah wah wah I'm an oversensitive queer and it's your problem

chuds are such redditors these days

lol troon seething
point and laugh

Dumb nigger kill yourself black nigger

Daring aren't we today?

I sure don't care.

I hate how the FPS community nowadays is filled with troons and faggots like Gianni. To hell with all these "people". They want to subvert the culture of FPS games into some pro lgbt propaganda.

DUN DUN DUN

I have balls of...

DUN DUN DUN

...wait, I don't have balls anymore.

DUN DUN DUN!!

I cut them off so I won't impregnate any woman...

...

Just to marry a literal tranny

*GRABBAG PLAYS MAXIMUM BOOSTED*

Brought to you by Kino Troonbino. Duke says trans rights are your rights.

I draw the line on the vibrating butt plug as the developers being vile cunts and i regret buying it because of that. Another weirdo like Hedon dev. Perhaps worse.

Holy shit, a good opinion on Anon Babble!
That's rare!
I wholeheartedly agree, all this modern low effort ugly "shooter" slop for zoomers should die

It also exposes tourists who only care about drama and barely play videogames

Thats the point

The fact that the only criticism that Anon Babble can give about this game revolves around:

buttplug support

the tranny shark

early access hell (probably the biggest issue)

is proof that ULTRAKILL is a good game despite the stench of faggotry that surrounds it.

But jesus christ hakita it's been half a decade in early access, what the fuck

Damn that's crazy, I sure am seething and crying right now

singlehandedly justifies indie game piracy

Still fun tho

the tranny shark

I never understand why that IKEA plush toy is associated with troons. What is something about it just screams "OMG TRANS RIGHTS" to these people?

The colors
Pink white and blue

Yes but only because it hasn't been discussed yet.

Sciencetroon redditslop.

oh no no no anon...

1st person shooters are dead

Sharks are predators

What a coincidence
Troonchuds lose again

every game I don't like is troonslop

This but unironically

seethe some more, troonersoy

Isn't this made by a zoomer along with that tranny alien game? I thought zoomers were gonna be based and show those millennials what for once they got into the industry. Care to explain yourselves?

Ultrafag
Ultrabuttplug

But troons worship niggers doebeit

about how long a troon will live for

Also the body pillows from the official store
newbloodstore.com/collections/ultrakill/products/ultra-body-pillow-case
newbloodstore.com/collections/ultrakill/products/ultrakill-gabriel-body-pillow-case
They are always sold out

I would never give this dev money but the game is alright.

Running With Scissors (Postal devs) sadly did this too

Oh nono troonbros... we got too vaggy... (you know, since "cocky" doesn't cut it, oh wait nvm it does)

KEK

it's just the buttplug thing, I swe-ACK

Why do you faggots play this dumbass buttplug game lmao

it's less gay than eternal or dark ages, that's for sure

What brand of anal dildo do you use when you're having an ultrakill gaming sesh, bros?

Brutal Sisyphus is kicking my ass. I P-ranked every level even the Prime Sanctums on Violent, but this shit is a bit much, or I'm super rusty.

Switch port with gyro controls when

kicking my ass

Literally

Yeah, no shit, I think I'll go back to playing Peripeteia.

I dont even care that they put gay shit in. You are the weirdo for voicing your displeasure. I'm above it all. Let me appeal to your sense of how trivial it all is to make you feel bad for even noticing it. Be more like me. Me who doesn't care. That's why I responded. Because I dont care.

Obvious gaslighting troon is obvious.

What's Anon Babble's opinion about this one?

Fucking disgusting.

Half TROOON
or
TROOON Life

Early Access

every time someone posts about this faggot game I wonder if it's finally out but then I realize it's not the year 2030 yet

why did you stop using the cat picture

ultrakill is just too fast for me

The inverse of this would be to imagine a bizarre world where instead of trannoid allusions, the game contained a collectible plushie of pepe the frog wearing a hat that vaguely resembles a MAGA hat, but not really. Pretty harmless in a vacuum right. Like why would silly leftoids even care if the game is good!? Except here I am with enough empathy to think that if that happened I'd understand that some people would be immediately put off by the needless and unrelated political posturing. Even if it doesn't bother me personally. I might even be irritated that it was included, for the simple fact that now all discussion will center around the fucking drama.

why does this game get a pass for being developed at a snail's pace? game has like 1 update a year (plus the inevitable balance patch for discord troons after they cry and a couple hotfixes) and barely anyone says jack shit

meanwhile Gloomwood gets updated like 2-3 times a year, and outside of that the dev is constantly updating people on steam about what he's working on and even uploads to his youtube channel stuff he's working on every week or two.

yet everyone always talks about how Gloomwood "is taking forever" "is never updated" etc.

It's the same phenomenon as Pepe being an informal mascot for Anon Babble. A random tumblr tranny said their stuffed shark was a tranny ally, and all the other trannies jumped on the bandwagon because it was le epic inside meme.

That being said, my next game will definitely feature sharks as enemies that you kill.

Because this is a game you can play over and over again. Gloomwood is a game that is at its best on the first playthrough so everyone (me included) doesn't want to play it before it has an end.

and if you go to ultra kill's steam forum and dare to say it's taking too long or ask when they plan on finishing the game you will get 300 replies about how you are entitled (yes, people who bought the game are entitled to the dev keeping their side of the bargain, dumbfucks) and you should feel privileged for even being able to play the game at all and "there's plenty of content, I have 4000 hours in cybergrind alone gooning with my 'corders"

absolutely insufferable fanbase

Frog is mascot for Twitch chat you stupid or what.

"there's plenty of content, I have 4000 hours in cybergrind alone gooning with my 'corders"

lmao, like clockwork:

Because this is a game you can play over and over again.

Are you going to write me something instead of just a quote?

I thought of all things, v1 as a schoolgirl would get people turned on. But I guess Anon Babble isn’t filled with robofuckers at all…

I P-ranked P2 on Violent and it's probably one of my proudest moments in vidya of all time.

OK? neither of these change the fact that gloomwood gets updated far more often yet everyone claims it's "never updated" while ultraklil is literally never updated

The robot in question never gave off any feminine vibes prior to that. What you describe is helped by the robot being sexy or at least cute. Instead they presented what was basically robot doomguy, and then pulled the schoolgirl shit. That doesn't go over well. Comes across as emasculating or humiliating instead. Doesn't matter if you personally found the ultrakill robot sexy, im just telling you that most people won't.

But you have to accept the fact that most people will play Gloomwood once and only once so they do not see a reason to play it before it is done.

It getting used on Twitch or other boards doesn't mean it isn't a mascot of Anon Babble. Multiple groups can use the same imagery. Plus, Twitch's use of Pepe is downstream from Anon Babble's use of it. It didn't get popularized on Twitch, nor is it a mascot of Twitch. Might as well say all emojis are Twitch mascots with that logic.

OK? But they talk like it's not being worked on when it clearly is, what is your point? You do understand there is a difference between wanting to wait until it is released and claiming it's not being worked on, right?

finish your fucking game, hackieta

Case in point!

It getting used on Twitch or other boards doesn't mean it isn't a mascot of Anon Babble

Yes it does. I used to be like that too when all i used was Anon Babble. I saw people using pepes in Discord and Twitch, and I was scared of using them because it would out me as a Anon Babble user or something. But no. People don't think that it has anything to do with Anon Babble or Anon Babble. It's just a funny frog face with lots of variations.

No one's afraid to be outed as a Anon online lmao. That sounds like you projecting your approval seeking onto everyone else. The frog is still associated with Anon Babble because there is a common link of edgy gamers running between Twitch and Anon Babble.

But that's besides the point because your proclamation just isn't how symbols work. If Anon Babble started ironically using the shark mascot, it wouldn't suddenly stop being a tranny mascot as well. It would be both a tranny symbol and an ironic 4 chan symbol at the same time. Just like there are tons of sports teams who are simultaneously known as the Wildcats. Just as a bat can be both a winged rodent and a club used to hit balls.

because your proclamation just isn't how symbols work

Exactly. Twitch and Discord has far more users than Anon Babble so they shape the real meaning. Nobody cares or knows about "pol".

Only in the sense that the "okay" hand sign now means "WP". Just because more people spam it on twitch and discord doesn't mean that it won't retain its reputation as "the Anon Babble frog".

Don't be retarded. That's how language works. Just like how people use the word fuck all the time but they aren't actually talking about the reproductive organ of a female.

Pepe is a Twitch mascot, no idea what you are talking about with this "Anon Babble" stuff

I was afraid of being outed as a Anon, due to how closely associated the frog was to Anon Babble

???

Okay so you are deliberately being retarded lmao. You painted yourself into a corner too quick and made it easy to out you. Work on your trolling and try again later.

Twitch and Discord have more people, so they decide meaning

Meaning has never been introduced by the masses, they merely mindlessly adopt what niche communities create. Nigger music is still nigger music, even if a bunch of white people listen to it, even if whites vastly outnumber blacks. Your argument is nonsense. People on Anon Babble would have to stop using the symbol for it to stop being a Anon Babble symbol. No amount of Discord troons can change that.

Meaning has never been introduced by the masses

This is literally how languages evolve. People start using some words in some way and then that becomes their new meaning. If I go out and do a "white power hand sign" to 100 people I can almost quarantee you that not one soul will think about white power. The same goes with posting frogs online.

You dont be retarded. I am aware of how language works, and how meanings change over time. That doesn't mean people have already forgotten where the frog was made popular. Either way, all you and I can do is speculate. You would have to poll the frogposters, and even if you did, there's no gurantee they are being honest.