already forgotten
Why did TDA flop
Already forgotten
Doom games don't have enough depth to keep people interested
Eternal clearly did
Tranny game
Pic related won the 2018 mod award with myhouse.wad
Wads are eternal, DOOM 2 and DOOM 1 are eternal. Soidoom is over (thank god). No more PVE soi arenas for zoomers, free the genre.
Boomer game series
why does that look AI generated? even more confusing when they already had picrel
maybe they should have made a doom game instead of whatever the fuck this abomination nobody asked for his.
i have 3070. Why even bother
I don't like the pinatas exploding in my face.
Graphic violence
overgamified systems
Excellent shooting
Demons
Heavy metal aesthetic
how is it not doom
Replying to yourself I see. Sad. Gonna buy it just to spite your shitty thread now.
Nobody wants parryschlop in what's supposed to be an fps
too much melee
mech sections
dragon sections
lore dump that nobody asked
Weapons are core of DOOM games and now they are secondary
yeah i too remember the floating guitar hero chords and having to parry constantly in classic doom.
This isn't classic doom.
red light green light shit
Does anyone else think that the gameplay is ANNYOING as fuck? It just feels tedious and lame, no fun whatsoever what the fuck
it's not doom at all either.
*aerial shot of Kyiv*
"Mr. Zelensky.....THE DEMONS....ARE BACK"
Mr. Zelensky: "Call in the Avengers"
*explosion sounds, screen fades to black*
*shot of Tony Stark finding Zelensky under the rubble*
Tony Stark: "You are one though motherflipper Zelensky my friend!"
Zelensky: "There is no time for small talk Tony, we have to wake HIM up"
*shot of the Slaya™ waking up from cryogenic sleep*
Tony Stark: "Slaya™...we need your help"
Slaya™: "Sigh....here we go again"
*epic montage of the DOOM™ SLAYA™ gearing up*
Tony Stark: "Take this shield Slaya™, Steve always wanted you to have it"
*DOOM™ SLAYA™ steps in the Avengers HQ*
Tony Stark: "He is the Slaya™, he is a specialist in killing demons"
Black Panther: "AYO HOL UP, so u be sayin we are sum kind of a....doom slaya squad?"
*sound of a light saber turning on*
Tony Stark: "M-master...Skywalker?"
*epic montage of the Avengers and DOOM™ SLAYA™ slaying demons*
THIS SUMMER
*epic trailer music with random fartstep elements start playing*
*shot of the SLAYA™ performing epic glory kill on Arachnotron™*
Spiderman: "UH OH RIGHT IN THE INFINITY STONES"
ALL HELL
SLAYA™: "ATTACK THEIR WEAKPOINTS™"
*shot of Luke Skywalker cutting of Mancubus cannons*
BREAKS LOSE
*DOOM™ SLAYA™ shield bashes for magic ammo*
Tony Stark: "AVENGERS ASSEMBLE"
*epic still frame of the avengers fighting millions of demons*
SLAYA™: "MAKYRBART FORGIVE ME"
*shadowy figure walks in a room*
Zelensky: "Putin? It was you all along....!"
*screen fades to black*
*EPIC DOOM™ logo flies in*
DOOM: THE AGE OF AVENGERS soon in cinemas near you
they fucked up
we won't see another DOOM game for at least a decade now
Yup, and Resident Evil 4 isn't Resident Evil at all either.
I unironically would go to a theater to watch this.
Just played the first level. It's a downgrade in every way from Eternal what the fuck happened?
The presentation is terrible. The menus for example look straight out of college apprentice intern tier. Basic as fuck. The actual textures quality is shite. The game LOOKS worse than Eternal at a 4x more performance requirement of Eternal due to mandatory ray tracing enabled that you can't turn off.
released two hours ago
still sub-30k players
AHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS PIECE OF SHIT WILL NOT EVEN GET CLOSE TO ETERNAL'S 105K
true, Doom was always about flying around as a giant dragon
anon, the pokemon clover is in the other way.
I'm skipping it, I watched someone play it today. I don't do parry/dark souls type stuff. Not into it. Music sounds good though.
eh, I'll grab it when it's 10 bucks
They have a new game?
Doom: le reddit ages
no thanks, i'll stick with brutal doom.
peaked 20 minutes ago
holy flop
wtf im buying dark ages now
parryslop
dragon and turret section
muh colorful magic ammo and health
gay marvel lore
p-13 violence
it's not doom
Nothing about The Shart Ages is graphic or cool. It is toned down, sanitized baby level bullshit. Everything looks plastic, enemies shoot giant neon balls of light at you, everything flashes in Cocomelon colors when you hit the correct button.
Zoomer will love it
It's going to be the new Halo since the old Halo has run aground
What, don't you like dodging ORANGE projectile twice then hitting designated GREEN projectile at the correct time?
Nobody's playing this slop. There's also no multiplayer
So far the only thing I hate is the 3 hit combo mechanic and the Mancubus are just genuinely dogshit this time and ruin every wave they're in. The parrying is fun but there are also times when I was better off throwing the saw shield into the enemy and just blasting them until they glow purple. It's definitely fun but I don't know if it'll be better than 2016 or Eternal
have perfect formula with Eternal just needed to expand upon it and make bigger arenas
instead make it slower, easier and boring
12 hour campaign with 3 hours of cutscenes
no other content
Really? That doesn't sound right.
Just got to the first mech section, that rider mini boss was actually dogshit
Assassins Creed Shadows launched and literally no one on the internet anywhere discussed it
It’s like it didn’t even happen
Kek
lovecraftian quake with gore and monsters, I only can dream
a few levels in and I miss Mick Gordon's musical touch; now it's just baby's first attempts at chugga-chugga music by a group that specialize in forgettable music
what the fuck was their problem, man
but but raytracing enables developers to do more game content...
I think Eternal's main menu theme might just have been too good for them
The story in this game is insultingly bad. I do not give a single fuck about the medieval space humans.
Wtf when did it release
Anon Babble gets filtered once again
nobody asked for his.
Everyone who whined that Eternal was too different asked for this, enjoy
Tomorrow
Why are we still pretending Mick Gordon's sludgy butt chugging is any good
So they looked at how gay Eternal was and said "let's make it gayer"
Having to parry some enemies now feels super wrong
pls devs I dont want to swappa every shot
We hear you player, have some mech and dragon levels.
this isn't anything like 2016 or classic doom though. it's just more shit absolutely nobody asked for. the devs just jerk each other off over their own ideas, nobody wanted this cringe shit.
I think it's honestly really funny that Killing Floor 2 is more Doom than modern Doom
After Clair Obscur these parries don't feel that satisfying
Only someone overweight would say something as dumb as that
I can't be the only one who hates the 3 hit combo
Back in my day b8 was believable.
everything about this game feels like Metallica's load album
Not enough ebin moments in KF2 for you? Needs more dragons and glowing pickups?
More like St. Anger
Shit gameplay is built around a parry system, in a fucking FPS game.
No gruesome Glory kill kino
Repetitive dragon amd Mecha segments.
Simple as
2016 fuckin sucked tho.
Shooting demons till they glow orange then piñata with the same animations over and over is not fun.
I just wanna blow chunks off demons with shotguns and rockets
better than shart ages
Why can't they just make a Doom game where you shoot the demons until they die without any gimmicks?
No one forces you to kill the demons with a glory kill retard, you can keep shooting the demons until they are dead.
oy vey, easy with the antisemitism
Eternal already exists
This nu doom shit overstayed its welcome really, it's like it got worse and more reddit each entry
There’s still a perceivable bright orange stagger state for every fuckin enemy shot down to a certain health.. it sucks.
And if you actually don’t do it you’re gonna run out of ammunition and shit. The game is built around it no matter how you try to justify. The system is dogshit,
denuvo
I didn't even know a new Doom game was being made.
that game has existed for 30 years and you can play it free with unlimited mods
unironically came out too close to clair obscur
Denuvo
no free "demo", no buy until 70%+ sale.
I'm shocked how bad the game looks
it does for magic ammo and health or you're fucked
Id really dropped the ball by keeping the gay neon pickups and not just saying Doom Guy's armor runs on demon blood so you have to just keep eviscerating them
I'm not paying 90 fucking dollars for Doom.
Where does it cost $90?
Doom Guy's armor runs on demon blood so you have to just keep eviscerating them
Sorry anon, but DOom guy is a heckin GODERINO he's powered by the heckin cool DIVINITY MACHINE!!!
HES LITERALLY A GOD BRO
Fucking christ I hate how Eternal shat up the story and shoved it in the players face.
Don't forget, this is what the boomers writing this shit think is "cool"
he didn't pay for 1 month of Gamepass to play Oblivion Slopmaster and this 10 hour piece of shit
Can keep up with Dante from the DMC series
You're heckin' right he can kek.
maximum projectile speed
smallest parry window
lowest resources possible
Shame that speeding up the game itself is more like a fast forward buttion and makes people talk really fast. It doesn't feel good at all.
ready for le rip and le tear my fellow redditors?
he paid 1 month of gamepass to e-rent a game that he can never access again
the noses are pleased with your shilling
Honestly, this game DOES NOT feel good to play. I don’t know what it is but the lack of mobility along with the metric fuck ton of mechanics going on makes for a cumbersome experience. It’s just lacking fluidity. Anyone else feel this way?
I know it’s a meme at this point but after playing Clair Obscur for the past couple of weeks, this new Doom game feels like SLOP.
i shouldnt have to tweak the game to be fun down to individual mechanics
It's not my responsibility to design their game
The game releases properly tommorow you (you) farming negroid. At least wait until then to make your I AM FORGOTTEN slop thread. Maybe next time a HERES YOUR DOOM, BRO or maybe an ENTER or some other soulless slop thread template that you can upload a screenshit of to r/Anon Babble. Take your own life, and do it publicly you summertourist fag.
updooted
Thank you for the internet points kind nigga
Sorry but I enjoy the giant mech boxing