Napstablook is the key to all of this
Deltarune
I stand by my schizo theory that all of Undertale will be one of, if not the, final chapter. It's just one part of the Deltarune story
jaru won
I Think NOT
/utg/ lost
(oh no.... they made a thread about me...)
(oh no.... i'm plot important now...)
Vriska will be the end boss of Snowgrave
Imagine everyone's fucking faces.
UT > DR
UT < DR
UT >< DR
UT = DR
...Wait a minute...
UT >_< DR
UT -_- DR
I am UTDRly dissapointed in the lot of you
I have a new theory for you guys. I call it "Door Theory".
It goes like this:
Darkness cannot spread beyond closed doors.
This is supported by the fact that the darkness from a dark fountain doesn't seem to spread through a door, even though doors aren't exactly airtight. It's always confined to a room.
With that out of the way, let me make this bold claim: The upstairs bedrooms in the Dreemurr household will not be included in the new dark world, because their doors are all closed.
Seems about right.
reminder that Kris was deliberately stealing chocolate to make Toriel lock her bedroom so (You) won't make him rummage through her sock drawer
There has been barely any material about Undyne. Will she even appear in chapter 3, or Will it be someone Else? Officer Napstablook? Creepy Asgore that was stalking the house when he saw the door being opened? Monster Kid?
CLOSE YOUR BLINDS TO BLOCK [[THE LIGHT, KID]]
LOCK YOUR DOOR TO [KEEP OUT THE DARK]
WHAT IS left?
DARKER THAN DARK
Why do deltatroon fags need to make constant threads?
the reason toby insisted on releasing chapters 3 and 4 as one unit is because you can't actually get the schizoboss in ch3 right away. you'll need to go through ch3 normally, and then get a shadow crystal in ch4, then go back and grab it on a different save file. then you'll finally be able to get the mantle. hence "back" on the chapter5 page. that's what the blacked out 1 and 3 mean as well
Didn't the devs say that the game wouldn't be released if someone was elected president or something stupid like that?
Toby promised to can the whole project unless Donald Trump got elected. Well, it's safe to say we're getting this game!
Undyne is the one who has the chance to appear, but is the least likely to do so. Napstablook will work for a joke, Asgore will work for plot reasons, but Undyne will just steal the spotlight too much. No idea where you get the monster kid from.
Of course there's another possibility I discovered recently - a certain person who lives next door and is said to deal with the crime in the city.
No, that was a fan server you dumbo
WHEN THE
BODY ONCE TOLD ME
A YOUNG BOY
ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS
kris is confirmed male and hooks up with susie
BUT
susie comes out as trans (female to male)
Do you accept?
because we are hyped to finally get new chapters. it will be way worse on june 5th
nah
female to male
Into the trash it goes.
Nobody wants to believe this but the weird routes and schizo bosses are actually references to Homestuck
THE CONCEPT OF LOVE
Your face is a reference to Homesuck
Gays and Lesbos are a-okay
No tranny shit
THE BEST
Anon (you) are in Homestuck
You thing WE like this? No, it's an exhausting, painful chore to keep them going, but it's our duty, we must do this to keep 'them' out. If this thread slot gets freed, something else will take its place. Something unspeakable...
Nuh uh
Yeah you are
I now pronounced you cookie and wife
kris is female
or one of those insufferable they/she bitches
The husband is the one wearing the pants in the relationship.
Respect the cookie, bitch.
Kris was actually doing that AND peeking into her drawers
They're just for his eyes only
I hope we can still communicate with Queen and Lancer as the game progresses. After the turning into stone incident, I doubt Lancer comes with again. Give us a dark phone or something.
ralsei is more similar to toriel than anyone else, I wonder if he's a projection of kris's view of his mom.
Technically, the person Kris is most positive towards is Asriel, but I don't want to activate the incest schizo
Kerdly will be real in 20 days
Real
will be kino for bird to go from heated rival to trusted comrade
We need a proper name for "My Boot/Berdly's ass" ship, because that's what's gonna carry his love all the way to the festival.
Okay, serious question for all the homophones in this thread - would you accept Kriselle if Noelle was a boy?
Toby teasing ships and love triangles was a mistake. Should've just stuck with Noelle and Susie.
The usual suspects would gotten mad, but they were mad about Alphys x Undyne too, so who cares.
would you love me if I was a worm
I just dont accept Kriselle, period
Kris and Noelle don't even like each other that much.
This, trannies can fuck right off with their heckin enby Kris-chan. Yuri is the purest form of love.
And what group, pray tell, do you think echoes "yuri is the purest form of love?"
Doesn't stop Suselle from happening though.
Heterosexual men who don't like to stare at wieners in their porn?
Yuri is for niggers.
Most Kris shippers are the ones getting mad about Kris being nonbinary though
Are those "Kris shippers" in the same room with us right now?
The Kerdly shippers mostly seem pretty cool with it.
Do you really think someone would do that?
Just go on Anon Babble and concern troll?
Ralsei is for dominating Susie through soft power.
Well I guess we're closing the shop early. See you in a few weeks.
You're technically correct, but describing trannies as heterosexual doesn't sit right with me, so I'll call you a faggot.
I think in general, yes, but then what does the Green Room mean? There's a maus up there, which must be Asriel's computer mouse since there's no other computers that aren't behind doors.
Bros I have not kept up with these threads but has anyone considered the track BIG SHOT to be a slight reference to the Tom Cruise Mission Impossible movie theme sounding a bit like it and is complete with Spamton NEO being on wires like pic rel? Yes this is a shitpost. But also in the upcoming final Kino Impossible I expect a post credits scene with Spamton infecting Ethan's computer and the words that he will return in chapter 4.
So long, Susie-in-a-sulty-dress-holding-a-glass-of-wine anon.
knight
mayor
knightmayor
nightmare
mayor
mare
I do not either see or hear it
no, I ship kriselle because it produces good porn, and that porn would be less good if Noelle was a boy.
nooooo stop talking about vidyas on the vidya board reeeeeeee
Why does every thread that actually belongs on Anon Babble always get retards like that malding at it
Fucking Toby, choose already what account to use, I cannot follow your personal account on both twitter and bluesky AND the Undertale account on both of those as well just in case you post something in any of these accounts you won't post in the others
Bluesky is dying as we speak no one's gonna use it come three/five years.
Toby loves to mess with the fanbase by sending them on a wild goosechase and blue balling them for years at a time.
Inspired by the arguments up above, I decided to some research on how various shippers gender Kris.
I used Archive Of Our Own due to its tagging granularity.
Observations:
Kriselle shippers have the highest proportion of shipping fics misgendering Kris to total shipping fics.
Krusie shippers have a slightly higher number of Kris-misgendering fics than Kriselle shippers, but also a higher number of nonbinary Kris fics and total shipping fics overall.
Suselle shippers have by far the lowest rate of misgendering Kris.
Kralsei shippers have the second lowest rate, but much fewer fics overall.
Hardly anyone misgenders Kris as female.
TITO
DICK DICKMAN BABY!
Now compare "afab" and "amab" kris fics because i am curious
DEAD BODY LOOTIN'
MUTANT SHOOTIN'
VENUS YOUTHIN'
ROOTIN' TOOTIN'
LUGER TOTIN'
RUGER LOADIN'
BULLET THROWIN'
WAY-TOO-LONG GRENADE HOLDIN'
retards think it's piles of Asriel dust
ROLLING STARTTTTTTT
Don't need no friends
Don't need no home
Just need everybody dead
And my [Hyperlink Blocked]
Looking forward to the music more than anything else currently. It likely won't happen this update but whatever Rude Buster will turn into in later chapters has me fucking excited.
Those things are clearly breathing piles of semi-solid dust and not poffs.
Wasn't checking gender stuff, but I did a quick check on Russian fanfics and it seems like Krusie wins with 4 pages, Suselle got 3 pages and Kriselle got 2. Kerdly had 6 fics total.
Kerdly had 6 fics total.
based
bsky is already hemorhhaging users. it stagnated on daily active users like months ago. i do not think it's worth giving it much attention when all the cool shit like the gaster/spamton takeovers will be only ever be on twitter since that's the platform that actually matters. the PILES OF ASRIEL'S DUST post being there kind of proves that.
when the $5 in Asriel's drawer becomes a Darkner
Yeah I did notice how Toby stopped giving a crap about bluesky, despite him pushing for its use by around late 2024
That being said, I checked UTY for good measure, 117 fics in total, and it's 6 counts of Clover/Martlet but only 4 of Kanaclover. And 3 of Ceroba/Clover.
xiao hong shuuuuu
Humor gets you banned on that site so,
Noticed earlier that the goner head options seem like they could connect to each other, and I haven't seen anyone else mention that.
If it turns out something like pic related and winds up being some sort of shopkeeper, that would be neat.
He won't survive against Spamton and Tenna.
The best part about the day this game is finally fully out is that I won't have to share threads with shipfags anymore since i no longer need to keep up with news about the game.
I miss when you fucks got relentlessly bullied for this behavior.
you don't need to keep up with news about the game
Yes I do, I'm invested in the story and I have a loaded gun in my drawer just in case Gaster turns out to be shit.
He will be Asgore's gay lover
Has it been confirmed if we can transfer save data from the demo to the full game?
Fairly low numbers for both.
More data is always useful, thanks.
Kriselle wins on AMAB Kris
Confirmed for ultimate straight man's choice.
Anyway, I'm just curious - can you please check het vs slash numbers for Swatch specifically?
How does Kerdly stack up?
Can you shut the fuck up about shipping?
This. Kerdlyfag, can you please shut up about your awful ship?
Shut up about ANY and ALL ships, keep that crap to your personal Tumblr account or the Anon Babble threads
Anyway, I'm just curious - can you please check het vs slash numbers for Swatch specifically?
I might be doing something wrong, but it seems like there are no fics with an explicitly straight pairing with Swatch.
There are 5 for him with male characters.
TUMBLR DYING IS THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO THE INTERNET.
THERE'S LITERALLY A NEW TOBY NUGGET RIGHT FUCKING HERE AND ALL YOU NIGGERS TALK ABOUT IS WHICH CHILD YOU WANT TO FUCK WHICH CHILD.
KYS SHIPFAGS
I might be doing something wrong, but it seems like there are no fics with an explicitly straight pairing with Swatch.
No, it's just fandom being awful and wrong. You pretty much confirmed my suspicions. At least Russian site had two Swatch/TM fics versus one Swatch/Rouxls (and even that was written on bath salts).
That was literally the fucking OP of the last thread. We already discussed it, and there's not really much to discuss you dumb doge.
Not me. I strictly ship adult men, women and scrimblo bimblos.
based
I think Kris is in special Ed because Asgore accidentally shot him. What if Kris is already dead and Dess animates his body.
So it's not only "two niggas" theory, but they're literally non-binary too.
yes
At this point we just burned out on FRIEND stuff so we need time to recharge our theory glands. I think we should stop having back-to-back threads - I'm not suggesting weekly threads like with UTY, but at least give it a couple of hours between each to flush all the faggots.
The Dreemur house has a hidden dusty basement, you need to find something there to fight the hidden boss
Thats how I interperate that
Just played snowgrave for the first time since chapter 2 came out. Pun intended, chills
probably just a coincidence but grandpa semi had some hand related attack
It's not strictly a "tumblr is dead" problem.
It's a Anon Babble came over here and the jannies won't push them back over there problem.
Like don't get me wrong, there's some actual "tumblr is dead" problems, but specifically what's happening here isn't a "tumblr is dead" problem.
Asriel is not in college, he's locked up in Toriel sex dungeon
"piles of Asriel dust" are there because he is shooting dust at this point
The Anon Babble threads have always had ship autism, I'm not buying that this is some external problem.
When Kris was younger, he was good at piano, like Chara. Dess probably wanted to talk to him about being a creep to her sister, and he killed her for it. Then Asgore shot kris before he could absorb the soul and he got all the blame.
Are you daft?
i think he wants the first posts on the bluesky account to be about the gaster takeover
Are you saying the Deltarune threads here HAVEN'T always had ship autism?
THIS PLACE
THS NEW PLACE
IS VERY
VERY
EMPTY
I'M GOING BACK TO TWITTER
He's just one of those retards who want all discussion of this game to be removed from Anon Babble, to make more room for twitter screencaps, GTA 6 astroturfing and tendiesnoy shitflinging.
And I'm not buying that you don't know that these are extraordinary circumstances
My apologies, I should've been more specific. You're being obtuse because you're on the udg side of things
I think the asgore reveal will just be police violence stuff but Toby will justify it with "they were putting kids/kris in danger so he shot them 6 times and caved their head in"
Asgore resigns on his own and no one really cares about what he did except for Toriel
yeah i cant take people who complain about Anon Babble seriously
okay, you want X discussion threads removed...so we can have more "is coffee good for you" gacha shit and ethnic Anon Babble war threads? like just shut the fuck up bro haha
It won't be this.
On the contrary faggot, I don't like you specifically because you aren't discussing the game and the past 4 days of fucking threads have been flooded with Anon Babble spam.
he couldn't find dess and noelle's mom got pissed. it's why she's trying to also evict him from his flower shop
asgore gets rich with cryptos then lose everything and become a schizoboss
enter Anon Babble thread
announce "THIS THREAD IS BEING RUINED BY Anon Babble SPAM"
refuse to elaborate
Is that why Spamton's bowtie reminds her of Asgore
Am I the only one who wants Carol to be really bad? Like, you know, mafia ties, psychological abuse of Noelle, stuff like that. Maybe she really likes to remind her that Dess was the good one and how unworthy she is compared to her.
If the Undertale characters all exist in the DT world, wouldn’t that mean Chara and Frisk do as well? You think there’s a chance they get referenced in the full game?
Susie's face when instead of another fun Dark World adventure its a heavy Family drama with Toriel and Kris going through their divorce trauma
This isn't your discord you worthless pissant
Mike is the Napstablook to Spamton's Mettaton.
ralsei won't be free of this either. There's zero chance toriel doesn't mistake him for asriel.
Debunked by the existence of the Green Room.
tfw your new best friend causes a gas leak in the house during a sleepover
he and his mom have a screaming match that ends with them both breaking down and crying
i mean rudy doesn't seem to like her much.
Chapter 3 starts
Toriel wakes up
"Oh no I am back in the dark world"
it's why she's trying to also evict him from his flower shop
she's giving him an extra month after multiple missed rent payments
You know I haven't thought about this screenshot much before but why does Susie say "your family" rather than "your mom" if she's talking about shit that happens in the Chapter 3 Dark World.
Sink Theory, Chara and Frisk are Kris.
Or rather, Kris becomes Chara and Frisk.
You have to gain points in Tenna's minigames, I guess. Also piles of Asriel dust real.
"Oh, hello again Ralsei!"
"Ah, is Susie in my role this time?"
Krisellebros, I am sorry. I underestimated your game. You're BASED.
where's this from?
Status update from 2022, before the newsletters.
Check Undertale ships. I am curious if Fransslop is popular in Mother Land, too.
Impossible kris doesn’t reek enough to be a femcel
We love grown up children here.
Kris hasn't showered since before Chapter 1, while running around the Dark World in a tight fitting suit that shows every curve and swinging a big sword around
Kris probably fucking reeks, but Susie's smell covers it up.
kris not being neutral faced is disturbing.
he's going to put the hat back on
he doesn't know toriel so there's no reason to hide himself. As far as we know anyway since goat boy loves keeping secrets
Makes sense. The Sans stuff makes me think Deltarune is before Undertale, but (some of) the Gaster stuff reads like it takes place after. Deltarune might be a simulation made by Gaster of the world he and the skeletons were in prior to Undertale.
Chara=Kris.
Frisk=Goner Vessel.
Believe in stripe theory.
True but it's nice to think about.
People still believe in PapKnight even after Toby wrote an entire Newsletter bit making fun of people for thinking that
Also I’m not saying that Deltarune is the world they’re native to. Just the one they were in prior to the Undertale world.
He wont be around for chapter 3 because he is sleeping
How many times does the GAME need to make it clear that ralsei doesn't look like asriel, he looks like toriel.
i have to learn russian someday, cuz i feel like I'm missing out on 50% of the internet
This is a mass murderer
I like to imagine she recovers from the shock and trauma by masturbating to the power she felt. Almost compusively running her fingers against her slit as she raises her hips in the air, half afraid of being walked in on and half-excited at the prospect now that she’s a killer living right under the nose of the authority that is both her mother and leader of the town.
She wants to be caught, what she’s doing is terrible, but every primal instinct in her makes her hide in fear, so instead she acts out in increasingly taboo ways.
TRUTH SEEMS SO FAR AWAY,
BUDDHA LOVES YOU AND JESUS SAVES
The russians also have the only good UT/DR art booru. Autism on a national scale
link?
Link?
I am doing every dark magic possible to manifest Deltarune Asriel to just be Asgore but a bit smaller and slightly less bulky in terms of look
Chara is sexo
He come to town
Im in my wagecage right now, will link it once home since i use it for drawing references a lot.
The dark area in the new video is the drawer the dragon book is hidden in. The dust is Asriel's dried cum
Frisk is sexo.
i remain unreasonably excited to see papyrus again
Real
Me too anon. But we wont yet. I bet he will drag out this joke for another 3 years to make it a fun decade
hownew.ru
Darkners aren't people so she's only murdered once.
He won't show up in these chapters.
We have no proof DR Asriel looks anything like UT Asriel.
If anything we have proof he doesnt because Berdly, Noelle and Susie never fucking say anything like " Hesy that wizard looks like Asriel"
susie says he looks like kris's mom
Noelle thinks he looks familiar.
Ralsei's appearance reminds me of the perception filter from Doctor Who.
Noelle can see him if she's actually paying attention and looking out for him but otherwise she doesn't notice him so Ralsei gets away with looking like a Dreemurr without weirding out Noelle or Berdly.
i like the interpretation an anon in a previous thread had where this is tenna recreating chapter 1 as a show/movie and you have to play along to get points to get shit at the end
my guess is that the turning to stone thing will be a reason to not bring characters from previous chapters into further ones as to not dilute the pool and to justify why the friends we made can't help us out there at the moment, we'll still be having scenes with them as it seems tough
True
Chapter 2 I think set in stone the plan going forward.
Lancer sits in the inventory, acting like Papyrus did in Undertale giving funny commentary on the areas and maybe leaving for brief help.
Rouxls leaves and does something trying to impress the main villain of the Dark World while inadvertently matching its theming long enough to not turn to stone, until the exact moment he fucks up trying an attack and turns to stone.
Repeat until the end.
clover and kanako are made for eachother and you can't change my mind
(zero canon interactions between the two characters even on their own game btw)
the middle one
hey wait a minute, that's not chara, that's kris!
it's actually frisk on the left, kris in the middle and chara on the right
they do run into asgore during the eggs husband thing
if this is a mockery of how twitteroids think, it's perfect
if it's unironic, bleak
She also had a opportunity to peek into Asriel's internet history room and who knows what monstrosities he had in there.
There's also a non-zero chance this takes place immediately after another Asgore scene
light is running low
and the shadows start to grow
and the places that you know
seem like fantasy
...
there's a light inside your soul
that's still shining in the cold
with the truth
the promise in our hearts
Don't forget:
i'm with you in the dark
Judging by her reaction there is a 95% chance it was full of Yoshi stuff
Actually, both are left.
okay here's my theory the poop holding theory
monsters dont poop
kris is a human but we never see them poop even after 2+ days have passed and after they ate a whole pie
only point where they could have pooped without soiling themselves is nightime at the start of the 2nd chapter but there's no way they ate and pooped a whole pie just after finishing it
the single other option is them pooping in the yard after slashing the car tires, but that was too quick for a poop
at some point, kris is gonna shit themselves and birth a poop darkner, or get indigestion and be rushed to the hospital for a poop removal
the fact that toby hasn't adressed kris pooping behaiviour means it must be important
tell me how am i wrong
Susie seeing Asriel's search history is full of "Purple Yoshi Porn"
It runs in the family
Gaster absorbed Kris' shits.
Yeah 4 years without new content has broken this fanbase
YOUR SHIT
YOUR WONDERFUL CREATION
Will now be discarded.
No one can poop where they want in this world.
Kris pooped in Ralsei's mouth during the cutscene in Chapter 1 and does so during Chapter 2's normal route as well.
so ralsei looks sad during weird route because you don't poop in his mouth?
The reason ralsei can go to any dark world is he's a piece of poop in kris's pants
cool theories that nowadays don't hold a candlelight of chance?
how does poop theory tie into poopshitters
Gaster absorbs shits while Chara discards it.
the thread just got real shitty
papyrus is not a character in deltarune
Kris called for help...
... But nobody came.
Asgore is obviously in chapter 3, the whole chapter centers around the divorce, I still don't understand how people are too naive to see it.
Boob window...
is noelle black-coded?
Boobs BIG.
Blonde hair and Christimas (Snow) themed.
White.
Sexual assault!
She is literally brown.
Noelle is Finnish.
Anon I have slowly been collecting these images as you post them until I have the complete set, its been very entertaining.
KRIS IS THAT REAL???
why does her dad talk like that then
No she’s reindeer-coded
someone needs to re-edit this to have pic related
you'd understand if you had a father