Switch 2 reviews will not be allowed ahead of launch

The review embargo for the console and any games will only lift on June 5th

do you honestly think that people will cancel their pre orders if some faggot on internet gives the console 3.5 stars instead of 4 stars or some shit?

people

the 10 manchildren you mean?

Cry about it, 'caco

views dont translate to sales
if kikestar were not scared of getting ignored due to having to compete with mario kart they would have released it already
but no, they dont have the balls and delayed it a full year LMFAO

They don't want Mario Kart spoilers out there. They will be out there regardless due to globalism.

This is embarrassingly low interest for a Grand Theft Auto game.

It’s more that they don’t want retarded third worlders to leak shit and allow piratefags to get a jump on emulation like they did with the Switch. Thirdies fucking ruin everything good once again.

GTA 5 sold 210M copies.

this reminds me, we are at 3 week from release, and no (((journalist))) has yet to announce they actually tested marioKart world or any other game. Does nintendo even plan to give games in advance for testing after the release, or is their new anti-leak method will just to not give away anything in advance?

after quadruple dipping across 3 generations plus the covid buff
have fun beating that in a week or they get ridiculed as a gigaflop

Grim

s their new anti-leak method will just to not give away anything in advance

Probably this. Reviews doesn't really sell games anymore anyways so it's not worth the risk.

No, you can't expose how little content the games actually have so that people make a conscious decision to wait or pass

Hmm.

Don’t think anyone actually cares

really makes you question what they're hiding. apparently vrr only works for handheld mode and not when it's docked which is retarded, i'm wondering what other dumb shit like that there is.

Drumpf is gonna cause covid 2.0. Tick tick, tendie.

How will journos recover?

Good. Total game journalist unemployment.

nothing much, but they definitely disliked the coordinated leaks that forced them to rush the first "trailer". This and the pokemon tera leak. they just don't trust anybody now.

apparently vrr only works for handheld mode and not when it's docked which is retarded

They removed that blurb about vrr support from their site

Don't ask questions. Just consume.

Apparently Nintendo thinks so.

I need (((schreier's))) approval for my game investment

not what the article say, snoytranny

Nintendo only let (((them))) review switch 2

Not looking good on your side

your "independant youtuber" is an actor reading a script, paid a montly salary by a billion dollar corpo.

but enough about journos sony pays

Tendiebros.......

the big drama is that some 4k games are not actually 4k

Preorders sold out immediately. Reviews don’t mean squat.

Why do you need a "console review" in this day and age. You made up your mind about whether or not it will have games you want to play and therefore if you'll buy it, before the system was even announced.

"It's OK when Sony/Microsoft do it"

They can't review games without the console so there's no way of knowing if any of the launch titles have glaring issues.

God how many Nintendoomed articles do we need?

Get ready for a lot more since journos were just denied their Switch 2 money.

isn't this a big red flag? what are they hiding?

Nintendo of America

Just ignore
Nintendo Of Japan
Nintendo Of Europe
Nintendo UK
Nintendo Spain

Or all of the other Nintendo channels. Kek fucking laughable schizo.

same OS

still no themes

Yea and that's a good thing.

What the fuck do they have to hide? Please tell me