OH NO... GAMING BROS WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO???

I'm not the target audience. I'm okay with $120 games, mandatory AI garbled frames and pixels and ghosting, paid online, remote bricking and 100% fake physical games as opposed to the previous ones where 80% of the game was missing from the media.

They better be prepare for the $50 less Nintendo Switch 2 digital-only edition then. I remember that was a rumor alongside the regular Switch 2 which got the $450 price tag on the regular Switch 2 right. The Game Key Cards thing makes me believe this rumor was legit and that the digital-only Switch 2 was possibly pushed back into 2026. I could be wrong though so take that with a grain of salt.

Sort of related but this video popped up on my recommended this morning and it's genuinely fucking awful.
youtube.com/watch?v=n34UjikWUg0
See how long you can sit through it challenge. Genuinely one of the worst Mario-related videos I've seen in a while.

Why do Xbots and Snoys (I consider them the same) hate Nintendo so much along with hating that Microsoft realized that copying PlayStation was a failure and copying Nintendo to a degree while adding their own touch that works for them (Windows) will be a success for them? It feels like they hated gaming from the 1970s-2008 and only want gaming to be 2009-current. They seem to hate anything that isn't AAA hyper realistic movie slop. If you can't play a video game, you should just pick a new hobby.

Not a chance. First party games release on card proper. The cartridge slot costs fucking nothing to produce as there's no complex mechanical parts.

Makes sense then

You know how hard it was to convince my mom to get me a Gameboy color when I already had a Gameboy.
The switch 2 is literally the same thing but faster and will flop because no one is going to buy that for their kids.

You still asking your mom for the games?

No I'm retired now

On account that Nintendo said physical is still a priority to them, I'm gonna take the whole shaker. They also said they won't do game-keys for their own games, but I don't doubt that could very well age badly in a few years

I read that too, now I don't think a digital-only Switch 2 is ever happening.

GPU prices already ruined gaming and nobody seems to care

You'd be surprised how much parents are willing to buy shit like the ps5 or an ipad just for their kids to shut the fuck up

Nothing, duh.

I care enough not to buy it. Your problem is you probably preordered it and will buy the $80 games that come out for it, then complain that the industry isn't the same.

indies and AAs are taking over

Indies, no doubt. With AA's, isn't it the opposite?

The switch 2 isn’t offering anything meaningful as far as being an upgrade any parent would get. It’s just the same thing but bigger in their eyes, and with it’s increased price on both the system and games along with the switch still getting games it’s just gonna be nothing more than an unnecessary moneysink. Even people just getting into nintendo again will go for the switch for it being cheaper

”mom, can I get the switch 2?”

”$450? $80 games? Why the hell would I buy that? Besides you got a switch already you don’t need another just cause it’s new”

”but it has a new mario kart”

”so does the switch you have now. You’ll be fine with that”

No, they're coming back, AAAs are the ones dying.

Also play raid shadow legends, look at this cool new hero you won’t remember!

Searches up the video from OP pic

video starts off with him talking about the xbox 360 going to xbox one

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Yep I don't need to watch the rest to know where this is going

Youtube channel name is

gaytransmulldrifter

Gaming was ruined a long time ago. Zoomers just weren't around to see the golden age.

We got good AA games with avowed and atomfall, Anon Babble shit on them.

It's no longer the 90s bro everyone knows what consoles are

and the nogaems 5 is meaningful how exactly?

you dumbasses are also talking like parents today are still clueless boomers that would consider paddleball high-tech

parents today grew up with gameboy and the like, they know this new and improved thang is going to be more future proof than old and busted thing

Future proof is a meme, my GameCube still works perfectly. Just teach kids to not be retards with their stuff.

avowed

good

Go away Obshitian. TOW 2 is going to be ass too.

and the nogaems 5 is meaningful how exactly?

It’s not, but it at least looks meaningfully different to where a parent can identify it as a proper new system. Switch 2 is just “switch but bigger and fancier.” It’s not that they’re clueless, it’s that they don’t care to learn the difference by reading into it

He's right, you just hate his personality.

Landscape has changed significantly. Everyone was buying their kids the newest phone by the time I was in middle school because there's a fear of kids being left out.
The flipside is that phones got so far that they got soft-integrated into the fucking school system via Kahoot and shit.
With 3 recessions in the last 17 years taking out industries once considered recession proof (fast food, alcoholic beverages) we may be watching the death of American consumerism itself at this point

How the fuck is the switch going to be worse than mobile games for gaming?

Nintendo has 0 impact. They are only around because chinks and stunted retards cant let go of their childhood.

No, he's wrong and I hate his personality.

why are people so loyals to these literal nobody losers?

xbro...

Microsoft won't win until they con Nintendo into putting Nintendo games on Gamepass.

the faggot is right though

Funny how faggots are scared of a console with video games. Not movies. Not GAAS. Video fucking games.

Chinks buy Playstation.
US is the biggest country for Switch.

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Glasses

Dumb haircut

Cartoon avatar

And immediately I can see that he's not worth listening to.