Hey look, Anon Babble. It's (You)

i look like this though

pov: you just opened a KCDII thread

I am very angry at this. I'm so booty bothered that I won't even sage when I tell you how much of a faggot you are, leading to a 300+ post thread.

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Me playing KCD2

fags are real desperate lately, doesn't seem organic.

If you were playing an rpg and suddenly one of the dialogue choices was to shit on an NPC's mouth and engage in scat sex it would raise your eyebrows as well. Why is the option even there? What's the author's intent?

You control the buttons you press

Why are leftist memes so lame and embarrassing?

What if I dont want to play a game whose developer endorses perversion?

I had to kiss the man in Dragon Age: Origins for the achievement :(

Closet faggot

Aaaand done

implying we care if you kiss men

I understand why Muslims hate Jews and fags

No goy you're supposed to think those schwartze subhumans are inferior and that they invented conservatism

character shows me magic

Only dialogue options are "cool magic!" and "holy shit kill yourself and your entire race you freak! (evil alignment: +9999)"

pick the first option

fade to black gay sex scene plays

Name one game

Baldur's Gate 3

I don't get it but I can admire the artistry and passion. Someone poured their heart and soul into this

He showed you a magic trick. One second his penis was there, then it disappeared somewhere the next

muslims are inbred retards though

As are most jews. The world makes sense when you realized a bunch of inbred retards with to much power like watching explosions.

I pick female characters so whenever a male NPC tries making advances, it's not gay if I click the have sex option by error

Please bro don't just suddenly introduce two main, established characters of being gay, and then pretending to be retarded on the forums saying, "We didn't have the budget to make them suck each other's dick in the first game".

Devs are grifters and follow the money of their owners, simple as.

It's disgusting to see homosexual behaviour and innuendo. The behaviour is not just having sex but also seeing a man lust after you and tell you suggestive things.
It's revolting and it's subversive, kids should not be subjected to it. In fact no one should.

I don't want to see the option. It's disgusting and subversive.
If a man came to me in the street and told me provocative things, it would piss me off. The same is true in a game.

This doesn't happen. You're autistic. I'm actually gay and SOMEHOW avoided fucking Gale.

He's referencing Baldur's Gay 3.

then you're a chud puritan conservatards *check notebooks* nazi woman hater and huh... closet homo
yeah that'll teach you

you cute :3

So was the melt down one time kcd things or this board will loose it's shit anytime an rpg with gay romance option comes out.

People will get upset every time until it blows up and the mass gamer consciousness decides to bomb a game studio in protest

Why should gay options be tolerated? Tolerance is not an option. More unqualified options is not a positive. Want to give me more options? Make another hetero romance instead.

*tolerance is not a virtue

Nah it's the pol-niggees infesting Anon Babble

Well then that is a you problem.

I liked Tolerance is not an option better lol

More like a you problem when the game flops and the studio shuts down.

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Don't give me the option to kiss men because the faggotry actively ruins stories. Not because it's gay, but because you force a choice and build around it.
So we're left with

Slow burning romance that you don't want instead of friends being friends

or

Friends that suddenly say "Yeah let's fuck" and get married

Make one, maybe two options, but build the story around them and stop leaving everything to player choice.
t. butthurt storyfag

my favorite ""leftist"" bootlcker trick is acting like we all live in vacuum and that billion dollar companies and hollywood haven't actively been pushing this specific brand of pop meme politics for the past 10 years. saying shit like

oh you just dislike this black/woman/fag/mutant because you're a bigot

if this (black character) was made 10 years ago you would have a melty!!!

when in reality most people just have a problem with it because it's a hallmark symptom of brainrot corporate dyke politics being injected into a game.

you're trying too hard

No, the more extreme propaganda made me aware and now I dislike the things that I used to like in the past when I was unaware.
The time for tolerance is over.

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