Everyone laughed at him in 2019

DS1 was already a 10/10 game for me.
If DW2 is way better, im gonna have a ton of fun.

This. At least as you weren't a zoomer with burn out dopamine receptors, Death Stranding was kino. Kojima needs to bring back that satisfying MGS5 gameplay though.

test audiences

read : journos

all controlled by IGN

hope the pay is good

More like PC fags were ridiculing the game cause of sour grapes and stopped once it got ported

I never laughed and 100% the first game.

Yay I can’t wait to walk around and fall over again, such fun gameplay!

OP loves sucking on journo cock btw, except when they dont agree with they/them

drags the game through the mud and turns billions of zoomers against it

completed it 3 times since and said that he actually loved it

Why is this allowed?

Death Stranding is 6 years old

Nobody who consumes kojislop is a person, they are retarded cattle

you're old unc, get over it boomer ahh milennial

Maybe get better hobbies than giving random retards on YouTube your attention and thought space, no I don't care if they published a videogame either.

kojima invented the concept of reviews

Weak bait.

Sony doesn't have shit in the pipeline besides DS2 so they need to massively gas it up.

This but inronically.

Don't care about the guns, let me deliver shit.

kojima

I want my games to fail

konami

fires him

Kojima

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He never said that. Controversial games sell well because people talk about them.

La Creatividad is over 60 years old and will retire with a hefty Sony pension after PHYSINT, when will you trannies realize you'll never get him unemployed?

people talk about them but then don't play them

he is a complete retard who couldn't even understand Xenoblade 2 combat which is piss easy

walk slop

retard alert

$1500 for a console with no games

irrelevant retort to my overall point

The fattest, gayest, and blackest gorilla nigger cattle that you have ever seen, alert.

How could you laugh at him he's literally 61 and isn't getting fired anytime soon.

It was memed on, sure, like with the baby and "strand-type game" shit, but ridiculed? Nah.

Your overall point is irrelevant

Kojima faggots play a 5/10 game for 6 minutes then watch 30 minutes of cutscenes or listen to 30 minutes of dialogue and be like yo shit shit fire

"How could you laugh at him?"

Oh, it's very easy. I usually start off by seeing Death Stranding nonsense, and I see the types of cretins who play it (unshowered and overweight gorilla niggers and the Kalergi-iest of mutts imaginable), and then my laugh just naturally comes out when I see the cattle (such as yourself) pretend that Kojimbo is anything other than a pretentious commie. It all comes naturally, really.

His 9cm dick must be easily suckable tho

my overall point

You have to understand, "slop" is now being auto filtered by many peoples brains. If you use "slop" in your post a lot of people just don't care about anything else you say because you can't formulate a coherent point in the opening statement and need to resort to using something like "slop" to explain where your point is headed

When hammering a nail into a wall you need to hit it hard just once and it'll stay put, this is how you need to approach people when you have something you want or need to say to random strangers who normally wouldn't give you the time of day because they don't care about you in general

I laugh at him today too.

more controversial

Let me guess, he put in some obvious anti-Trump messages where he has bad guys talk about how we shouldn't live with people who don't share our same value and culture, and the test audiences agreed 100% instead of thinking of him as a racist villain as Kojima wanted.

Anon Babble loves the game where the characters all just stand in front of you and matter of factly explain the story to the camera like reading from an encyclopedia for 30 minute intervals

of course you room temperature IQ clowns love this shit.

What's worth laughing at here? If you were hired to fulfill a role you're not qualified for would you still go into work? What NEET/zoomer levels of retardation is this?

she didn't have an overall point.

Anti Kojimafags are literally schizos, you love to see it

When you realize much of Anon Babble is fat, gay, brown, black, and jewish, you stop being surprised at just how retarded this place is. In no, sane world, would Death Stranding be considered halfway decent.

Only refutation to a proper argument is vapid ad hominem with zero substance

Many such cases, you lost by the way.

Death Stranding was too different from other games so it filtered normalfags. It's delivery kino, for chads that like Euro Truck Simulator 2.

Ok, debunk what I'm about to say about Death Stranding:

You don't do anything except walk in a boring and empty open world, delivering packages. Occasionally, you'll be awkwardly thrown into a 3rd Person Shooter segment and the 3rd Person Shooter mechanics are bare bones, generic, and piss-easy, on top of lame. Then, they end as suddenly as they started, and you're back to walking (unless another player created this elaborate mechanism that allows you to skip the walking).

Oh, and the plot is nonsensical and pretentious, it's so awful and convoluted that Kojimbo, himself, doesn't even understand it (which he stated prior to Death Stranding's release). To distract you from this, he hired retarded and gay celebrities (who actually gives a shit about celebrities, by the way?) and gave the cattle Monster Energy Drink plugs just for a cheap soiface thrill.

Go ahead and attempt to debunk every claim I made her, faggot, I'll wait.

You are a chimpanzee tho, your ass is protruding you fucking nigger

The game will flop just like it did in 2019

it flopped but they greenlit a sequel and a movie deal

Ok lil bro

Yeah, no, I typed this reply. Go ahead and debunk it, faggot. I dare you.

"BUT, MUH MOVIE AND SEQUEL!!!!"

Right, and Horizon didn't flop, either. It was so successful that even though nobody played it and Sony had to astroturf it by creating many console bundles, that it got a sequel, a Lego game adaptation, and a movie is in production for it. Great fucking argument, you lost. Death Stranding faggots are so dumb, it's insane.

I don't need to debunk shit, I'm getting Death Stranding 2 and all you can do is seethe and dilate about it.

funny huh? because they ain't doing JACKSHIT to market this fucking game one month before release you goddamn retard

Right, and Horizon didn't flop, either

Correct

1st game was very boring and tedious with cringey dialogue. Someone in Konami must have heavily edited Kojima's work because the early Metal Gear Solid games were all great while MGSV was awful and Death Stranding was even worse.

How am I contrarian? I loved the very mainstream Metal Gear Solid games like 1, 2 and 3 but hated Death Stranding.

or and this might blow your faggy zoomer mind, he and his team made DS in only 3 years with barely having an office to work in, now they have established everything, his team is more familiar with the engine etc. kojima was finally able to make the game he always wanted to make with DS2 that's why the sequel is much better you troglodyted retard

MGSV was boring and tedious with cringey dialogue too and he had years to work on that.

This was noticable in MGS4.

Did they really need MORE time to write LESS awful plot and dialogue?

Death stranding 3 is better than death stranding 2. Claims Kojima.

i am not a gay

The game was supposed to be MUCH MUCH MUUUCH BIGGER but konami didn't let him finish the fucking game, inform yourself first before you talk about shit you have absolutely no clue about, zoomie

implying a zoomer would like mgs1,2 and 3

you have no idea what conditions he had to write the dialogue and story in, this is where he wrote DS1, barely having an office to work in, at this time no staff, had to manage everything while unfortunately also his mother passed away during DS's development, he wanted to wait to tell her that he created his own studio until Death Stranding was release sadly she passed away before he could tell her, so she died thinking he was still slaving away at konami. You piece of fucking shit arrogant and ignorant zoomer fucks think you always know everything so much better when in reality you know absolutelyfuckinglutely NOTHING you smartassed fucktard

Him being a faggot, I'm sure you can relate

Nta, but it's ok to have ADHD and Jesus still loves no matter who you are.

Boring and empty

That's subjective bro, personally I find world filled with detail and varied enough to force you to engage with different mechanics.

Walking delivering packages

You are one of those people that starts a racing game and then complains about having to drive cars in circles. If you don't like the premise don't play it.

3rd person shooter

Only valid criticism in your wall of text, good for you.

Plot

Still subjective opinions bro. It's ok to admit that you are too dumb to comprehend plot that develops slowly and takes time to explain things. It's ok to be so dopaminefried that you can't handle chill storytelling.

I can drive vehicles

"Come INTO work" sounds unnatural and esl. It's "come to work".

Come inside work.

What the fuck are you talking about kojumbo shills were sucking his dick even with the release of ds1
It's just everyone with rubbing braincells found out how much his team tard wrangled his retarded ideals and storytelling when he was working on mgs. He's a full on hack fraud

It did poorly critically for a Kojima game. Notable Metal Gear obsessed people like Dan Ryckert hated it.

then Ryckert played it again and put it #3 of his favorite games of the year. Tell the whole story, retard

giantbomb.com/articles/dan-ryckerts-top-10-games-of-2021/1100-6195/

The fun moments come from emergent things like "fuck, I have all this cargo but there's a river. In my way. I guess I'll chuck it across/deploy a ladder/find a bridge" or "shit everything fell into a ravine hole do I get it out". It requires a specific kind of autism to enjoy this kind of thing but if you have it the gameplay is compelling.

I didn't really care about the story outside of Mads, Sam, and Lou

I like Dan but I hate what that says about game journalism. If you have something built to be challenging and strange you are at a disadvantage because everyone will get mad trying to power through it.

I have to be an idea guy because I don't have any actual skills

lmao

I will continue to laugh at him when Anon Babble continues to suck his dick over a walking sim that's 80% cutscenes

look, the fact that he played 30 hours of DS2 and can't wait to do it all over again because they couldn't keep the save file should tell you everything how good this game is going to be

I am STILL laughing at La Creatividad

Holy shit, Kojima's attention to detail is truly unmatched.

Didn't played first one, wouldn't play the second.

your loss, faggot, stick to COD and bing wahoo shit, these games are more your IQ level

more people are blowing smoke up Kojumbos fat ass than ever before

what a shock. death stranding was the same game Geoff was slurping dick about being the deepest and most complex gameplay he'd ever heard of during the infamous two forks conversation.

pp
Can't wait it flops again like 2019
And This time there's no thing like covid lockdown that the only reason this game make 'even'
LOL
LMAO even

the only ignorant here is you who believe to the fake internet drama planned by keighley and sony PR, he planned to go away and shit on konami and then play the victim before he completed MSGV and left the company with most main steff following him leaving his former colleugues at konami sinking in the shit with his friend keighley starting a smearing campaign towards kanami that lasted for 7 fucking years, only for death stranding marketing purposes and you paint him as the victim

Wasnt 'kojimba genius' started as flashmob on russian image board only to go very wrong and convience normies that he is indeed a genius?
I think everyone laughed at his non-sense games, 'japan - producing weird shit since ... year' meme.

take your meds, braindead piece of shit.

You got that mixed up pal

Nuh, before MGS5 everyone unironically sucked Kojima's dick.

he presented silent hills at a sony event knowing that the game would never come out just to boost PS4 sales, he knew what he was doing

only retarded zoomer scum like you would defend a company like this

only a zommer idiot like you take that shit at face value

pretty sure it was the other way around.