Mario kart world

So we are you maining?

For me, its Yoshi

Wario and Waluigi

fuck you i liked waluigi before all the faggotry

anon...

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Dee Kay

I always picked Yoshi since I was a kid. I already knew those rumors, but I promise Im straight

luigi

i actually do think mario is too mainstream but i just like luigi better, that's all.

maining

It’s a kart racing game, not smash.

Top one is a forced redesign of the soulful 80s design. It is peak forced soul.

Why are wario fags so insecure?

I stopped using him because I can't stand the new VA's "impression." Bowser Jr. is my man now.

Always

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Cataquack bros rise up

Spiny (not buying but if I did)

There has to be a character you pick more than all the others

I'll main any unlockable character there is

Not playable

no magikoopa

No thanks

the crab

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I always likes DK, turns out i did became a pothead
You know weight classes are thing, right?

Ill main King Bomb or Petey Piranha or Diddy Kong or Kamek

I like that king boo has his proper luigis mansion style eyes now

kids who grew up with the old DK became pothead

kids who grow up with the new DK will become onions chugging homosexual communists

Its sad to see

My wife Daisy, as I do in every game she's in.

goomba kings rise

He doesnt, this is a fan made image. Maybe they can add it as a costume like they did in tour

Yeah it sucks he’s an item now

Yoshi, King Boo, Spike are my main interests.
Ill also try Koopa, Shy Guy, Biddybud and Pianta.

This buzzword is so inorganic and forced that I'm legit convinced that Nintendo shills created it and rammed it through into the Anon Babble lexicon so they could poison the well and discredit anyone complaining about DK's redesign.

absolutely seething toad mains

Piranha Plant

Bat

Cataquack

Schnippen Schnappen

Well fuck good question.

t. Wario main who is even fatter and less hygenic than his husbando

It's kinda crazy that none of the Koopalings are returning. I know people shit on them in 8 but I didn't think they'd all get cut.

Its woke because they are removing any semblance of masculinity or self respect from the character. Male characters cant be like that anymore.

This really needs an update for the present day.

honestly the new DK redesign wouldn't be that bad if it didn't kill the personality of the old DK i loved. he feels like different character now.

Its either all of them or none of them.
And having 8 koopalings was too much, they want to differentiate this game from 8 and koopalings were mk8 thing

I'll just keep playing mk8. There's no fomo with mkworld

If you're looking for masculinity in a cartoon gorilla then you've got something wrong with your head.

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Yes, but most slaves will deny it and take any chance they can to suck miyamotos micropenis

I am. And I found it long ago

Rocky Wrench

iirc the reason behind the redesign was so that DK can fit more in the mario cast which is understandable but they overdone it. at this point i just hope the new game is as fun as it looks.

Mario will never beat the Mandate allegations lmao