LMAO HOYOVERSE COLLAPSING

I wonder if I can hire Von Lycaon to knotfuck my girlfriend. Do butlers do that?

2 likes max

AHAHAHAHA

THIS GAME IS DEAD

Make three games with a highly similar aesthetic

Don't expand your audience, only cannibalize your existing games

Whoops.

The RP account idea seemed cute enough
Would be hilarious to see job profiles for the Cunning Hares
Nicole #1 small business owner entrepreneur CEO

THIS NIGGA IS LICKEDIN

AYO THIS NIGGA IS LICKEDIN LMAOOOOOOO
WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS????????

I don't get it.

I NEED LYCAON TO LICKMEIN.

Gacha players barely retain players after 2-3 years before they hop to another gacha game. They WANT to cannibalize each other, rather than them hopping over to another brand.

It's better for 2 in-house gachas to earn $90M each than 1 gacha earning $100M. It's better for 3 in-house gachas to earn $80M each than 2 earning $90M each.

Is this some kind of weird sex thing?

Why LinkedIn of all places? What a strange place to attempt a marketing campaign for a gacha game.

I think OP is mad he doesn't have a job...?

cringe

I would have added them as contacts for a laugh.

That means you're me.
Or I'm now you.

I remember you from E33 threads last year. You were the one who kept saying the devs were part of a kike conspiracy.

Grubble is still around..

(You)
i posted this

Target audience is NEETs

Market game on LinkedIn

Am I too retarded to see the bigger picture here?

E33 threads last year.

Not bringing their best since the bg3 adspam

Anniversary event promises the Zodiacs taking center stage

They're made out to be a bunch of weak, incompetent fucks that are vastly inferior to this new group

Said group has faggots and an unironic troon in it

Maybe it deserves to be put down.

"official" accounts with black background PNGs and twitter fanart as profile pictures

sure

/zzz/ is so dead and abandoned that they have to schizo out on Anon Babble

damn

Target audience is NEETs

wut

These are definitely not official. Look at those PFP's lmao. They made Astra Yao account on twitter and it looked nothing like that garbage. They try to make it somewhat in universe. I'm calling fake.

This is genuinely really cool, I wish they just did this on X instead so people would have seen it

How do NEETs give them $50M a month?

Yeah fanart pfp's not even transparent lycaon background. Fake as fuck. Wonder if someones just stirring shit because 2.0 is around the corner. Apparently ZZZ 2.0 is on the anniversary and they're going to make wuwa's anniversary look like shit.

linkedin

Yeah nigga, I want my normalfag coworkers to see that I clicked like on Ellen Joe
Hoyoverse is retarded.

yes, X. the website where all the humans are.

9 months old

who the fuck even cares

Everyone's on there anon

Stop noticing things, anon. This is supposed to be some kind of own.

I have a LinkedIn but not a Twitter

Make a black culture gacha aimed at the west with shit like rap, hip-hop, nigger asses on most of the female characters, graffiti, hood setting

It flops in china because they don't like black culture

It also flops in america

What's funnier is that they also used genshin to promote zzz and american back culture with an entire region around it, AND IT FLOPPED
China is not only copying japanese games, but also copying japanese pozzing as well

For me it's the other way around

fan made linkedin accounts from 9 months ago using literal deviantart fanart

1.5M view tweets with 30 replies by women advertising their socials and twitch accounts

posted on Anon Babble

am i insane to think this thread is just a twitter ad

Why fucking bother with a soulless sitr like linkedin? Their fanbase is mainly unemployed NEETs anyway

lmao.

Why are "people" making a huge deal out of this, who the fuck markets a game on linkedin? Who the fuck markets anythings but job related shit on linked in? Who the fuck checks the social features of linkedin????
Of course a completely retarded marketing ploy would get no traction.

Why are you like this, Anon Babble?

I dunno. I think hoyo shitting on linkedin's pretentiousness w/ LARP accounts is kinda amusing.

good morning rajesh

last post 3 months ago

So they abandoned her after he banner has passed?

Mocktails Mixers Ice

Just wanted to be like everyone else.

I kinda like this lol it’s cute. Wish more companies did outside the box stuff like this. I don’t play this btw.

huge deal

also holy fuck the fakecord schizo is already in the thread too
i sure do love Anon Babble

Who the fuck is going to interact with gacha promos on linkedin of all fucking places?

Because you're an incel NEET with no professional life

Whole thread kinda reeks of Randy Pitchford and the battleborn porn.

inter... knot?

have i mentioned how much i enjoy scat

Which one's worse, vtumors or gachafags?

LinkedIn is now a social media website. It's no longer about job searching.

Gacha whales spending their yearly salary on pulls is actively ruining gaming by having all companies try to catch these whales.
Vtubers are in their own little cancer bubble, you can safely ignore them and they'll affect nobody.

Only DEIcucks are seething at gachads (hoyoshit is still bad tho)

Yeah of course. What did you think they were going to do? Have someone posting as ingame astra forever?

Yes, at least once a month until EOS. Not a bad platform to announce ZZZ OSTs or concerts.

Oh yes i absolutely my professional engineering profile to have ties to some anime coomer shit aimed at horny 14 year olds and shut in losers. Why did they think this was a good idea?

entire thread is fake and gay and reads like terminal case of samefaggotry. sad!

marketing team trying to justify their wages.
also you guys severely underestimate how big of a social media platform linked in has become.

some marketing interns are doing something on a site

this means company collapse

HoYoverse is DONE! TWO MORE WEEKS!

How do you think NEETs exist?
Rich kids and welfare fraudsters, they have money.

$2000 is the most amount of money they're allowed to have at once time, forgive the NEETs.

We must save Zhu Yuan from.being in this collapsing game!

Why would jannies delete these unless they were covering up a legitimate astroturf?

Kind of a funny marketing campaign. The problem is that LinkedIn is only frequented by psychopaths

It's one of those things that didn't translate very well. Interknot is a super sekret web28.0 for "proxies" and there was supposed to be some whole rope thing because they were making an Ariadne parallel that didn't carry over on localization because explaining it was way too autistic. But for some reason, they kept the "knot." Just because.

At least gachafags still worship 2d girls. Honestly giving money to some 3dpd larping as anime is still the most abhorrent thing about zoomer internet culture.

kek yeah what a weird thread

Okay, this is pathetic.

I would assume they do this kind of marketing stunts in China job networks and they do get interactions over there since chinks aren't completely humorless like the American bureaucrats.

100% fake

mihoyo does a thing

forgets about it

months later it's found out

millions of people now talking about it

looks like it worked eh

LinkedIn fucking sucks, it's just everyone you know sucking themselves off and showing off how much better they are than you, but way worse since they dangle a million jobs that will never ever get back to you, punishing you for trying to get better

Back on topic, if this ad stunt is real they'd be better of doing it on literally any other site. Even here.

This is already better than 90% of LinkedIn (which is a very low bar but still)

social media for office cattle

1 + 1 + 1 < 1

Facebook for white collar psychopaths and narcissists. I envy your ignorance.

All you need is one bored intern

Kill all chinese gachasloppers.

MOOODS I SEE A NIPPLE

9 months ago

damn, you haters really are insane
can't you just play a game you enjoy like a normal person?

gotta HATE chinks and their porposefully complicate even the simplest concepts with redundant terminology

Good marketing campaign. I didn't even know about this game until you made this thread

She already got her hand unprotectedly held by Wise, she done.

more like linkedindia

This

hoyo is based for making VAs seethe

Sorry, but I only play Wuthering Waves.

advertising gacha on a job hunting site

evil absolutely evil

All the 6-12 month work refusal VAs in HSR and ZZZ have been replaced. Just need to clean house on Genshin, but there's a ton of backlog dialogue for a lot of characters.

BASED

Damn, anime italians look like that?!?!

I mainly blame the asshats at SAG more than the VA themselves since while the few of them are shitheads, others like Venti's VA are forced and threatened by SAG which implies that not all the SAG VA want to do this work refusal asshattery

male furry

"interknot"

fucking what

fuck off samefag paid kuroshill

More people need to push the article where SAG tried to shut down Fortnite for using Darth Vader's voice despite the VA 1) Allowing the use of AI for his voice 2) He's fucking dead and no longer part of SAG.

These fuckers need to be exposed to everybody for what they are.

Wrong. Try again.

Seems your advertising campaign is working here though.

this really isn't as funny as op is trying to make it out to be, it's sad sure but not funny enough to spam in full caps like a 10 year old

sure thing sport

Facebook for corporate people on paper. Full of motivational cultists in practice.