Why arent male characters allowed to be cool and strong anymore?

i was ok with og dk being kidnapped in dkc2-3 so his toony buddies could be center stage, yes

He is a dog now

Bump

Yes, he's a cartoon character designed to make money for a company
Not culture

waht the hell does donkey kong really say that in the new game?! i dont want him to say that !!!

Zesty Kong

Stupid slave

wtf
is this real?

How is this feminized?

showing emotion

Weak and feminine

He looks like a fucking retard

Nukong is cool and strong and radiates masculine energy

ugly and retarded

Who else has anti-woke fatigue?

Your jewish masters

Would.

Post your faces.

Male characters have always been able to be both strong and silly

That's the advantage male characters have over female ones; they're allowed to have more variety in both personality and appearance, where female characters are pretty much limited to a select few personalities and body shapes

But now they can only be silly

this is satire

Nigga seriously treating a cartoon monkey like Christ ::skull:: ::skull:: ::skull::

"Sonic's arms are not blue!"

I genuinely can't tell if this image is taking the piss or not.

Sonic's never been blue, he's always been purple

:/

video games are so fucking ugly now holy shit

Is this today's Bananza thread?

It's true. I can't even say the N word anymore or call anyone a re**rd or a f****t.

Yes, chrischan did nothing wrong

Bunp

These people are so weird fragile. When the reality is that there's actually been a massive pushback against androgynous male characters in the West lately, which is in fact so extreme that you're conditioned to now even perceive this new Donkey Kong as "woke" and "zesty" and "faggy"

The miyamoto cocksucking force has arrived

Bump

The literal first thing anyone saw of Rare DK was him playfully jamming with a stereo before doing the cartoon eye bulging thing when the bomb appeared.

It was completely different and if you cant tell the difference you are a faggot

Translation: It's better because it was before my parents got divorced

what the fuck

The worst part is that I can't tell if it's ironic or not.

My parent are happilly married

Holy heckrino!!!!! stop making funerino from my SoiKongrino! This is the samerino as Sonicrino Blue-Armsrino! I'm so Triggered! Mods!

Someone desperately wants this to be a fucking meme, it's pretty obvious

I fucking despise NuDonkey Kong

KEK

Wtf is he a bird?

Birdie kong

I'm so Triggered!

Clearly, you are.

Its faithful to the original, genuine Donkey Kong.
Thank god Nintendo is finally listening to the (true) fans and getting rid of Rare's tripe.

I'm fine if it does become a meme. Let them expose themselves as the complete fucking morons they are.

left can't astroturf

I don't understand why this image makes people so mad.

that's the manliest thing you could do

Why is he so shiny?

The miyamoto cocksucking force is here

The image itself is funny and clearly made in jest. The retard spamming it all over the board because he's a schizophenic retard who thinks Miyamoto is behind all the evils of the world isn't.

I am so excited for the June Direct.

You might be joking but I've caught a ban on some random forum for calling people dumb a few months ago, niggers are becoming hypersensitive

It's ableist.

How smart is the average ape?

Reminder “wokey kong” is a falseflag from the usual suspects of r/gcj to water down the term “woke” and mock people who voice disapproval of actual censorship regarding characters.

It's just a joke, calm down.

Not my DK

kween k rool..........big boober............sexo...........

NOOOO THAT'S NOT REAL KRATOS

NOOO KRATOS IS MY EPIC COOL FRIEND

NOOOOO STOP MAKING HIM A KEK

you consume media then get mad about it. that's on you, OP, you dumb faggot. There is so vast a set of video games, movies, tv shows, books, all sorts out there...YOU decide to consume that which is designed for the mass audience, and then get angry about it. Kill yourself

Why do modern "men" associate being a man with being a loser bully?

are the miyamoto cocksucking force in the room with you now?

Can we talk about the secret Mario and Pauline lore please?

Worse. They associate being a man with being a black man. Think about it, these men idolize:

Overly aggressive behavior disproportionate to what is actually experienced

Taking every action as an excuse to be violent

Treating women as lessers to a degree you don't see them as human

Being an absent, deadbeat father who has as many relationships as possible

The ideal "man" to these people is an inner city thug from Detroit. Or to use a real example, a half British sex trafficker hiding in Romania

strong

Literally the entire game is about punching shit

Actually can we talk about how socialism has been stymied by the fat cat bourgeoisie throughout human history?

No.
We must address the upcoming Mario and Pauline lore.
This is now a Mario and Pauline lore discussion thread.

So the lore of Mario and Pauline is that Donkey Kong is named after New Donk City which is where Mario and Pauline lived and is also adjacent to the Mushroom Kingdom somehow. After DK94 Mario dumps Pauline to go simp for Peach in the Mushroom Kingdom and somewhere between that and Odyssey she becomes mayor. Did I get it right?

And then in Odyssey Mario has a one-night stand with Pauline?

spambot

If not sex at least some form of compensation, for old times sake.

I feel like it kind of holds a mirror to common attitudes among gay men too. Or these people are literally just closeted gay, I'm not sure.

Dynamics in gay culture are literally just the top "Basedky Kong" domming and humiliating the sissy bottom "WOKEy Kong". Which really makes you think

All the great heros from myths and film have vulnerability in them. Strong characters with no weaknesses in game only work if they're tabula rasa.

Hmmm so what youre saying is the og dk could emote perfectly fine and not be a zesty fag? A curious way to support the point you were attempting to make

Please stop insulting DK.

he was a pitiful baby in dkc 2-3

I think I'm going to make Googles AI suicidal by telling it to look at this

What the fuck is even with you Twitter zoomers and this "zesty" shit?

This AI is fucking stupid and way off the mark

You can't even say that in minecraft offline

The soul has returned.

Why couldn't they make them look like they do in Mario Kart World, in which Mario looks like he did in the N64 era?

Games like Jungle Beat often had to "cheat" by giving him different facial models for every expression rather than actually "animating" his expression changing.

He could express himself, but he undeniably isn't as animation friendly as nuDK.

CHAD MASCULINE HIGH TEST KIRBY vs zesty effeminate sissy fag kirby

I don't get the zesty thing. What does Nu-DK do that looks gay? Like GAY gay?

Nothing.

forced controversy

This.
People are just trying to forget about the secret Mario and Pauline lore that will soon be announced.

A nonsense phrase to discredit actual criticisms of the design (which there are plenty of)

There are none.
I will buy a plushie of the new Donkey Kong.

It's from the usual people trying to bring back 'real men' while at the same time kind of outing themselves as total prison gay faggot gooners who are usually into femboys.

prison gay faggot gooners who are usually into femboys

You could physically cut this projection with a knife.

Just say you don't like it instead of inventing buzzwords

Dk vs muscular kremlings is literally a gay fetish

I cannot stand these horrible accusations against Donkey Kong.

Leftism' end goal is a world where everything gets switched
men become 'women'
women become 'men'
so this means everything that was masculine must become feminized
Masculinity has no place in the true leftist dream world
If you were ever a leftoid blame yourself

Donkey Kong was always such a hardcore character for mature adults like you and I.

lmao, tendies are so pathetic and braindead

Everything's always a fucking conspiracy with DKfags

Just wait until you hear what Diddy did

Your own standards are never enough, that's the real problem. It's your own window that's shifted.

Is it wrong though?

Bro it's an ape who cares

It's a projection, so yes.

You’ll troon out soon enough like the rest of your comrades already have, communist scum.

It's ok if I project but it's not ok if you project!!!

Lol

wat

I mean your "zesty buck" thing. What the fuck even is that?

I have never typed that niggerbabble term in my life.

Donkey Kong is sad because he's being accused of being gay, when he is not.

A zesty buck is a flamboyant and homosexual black man.
Many theorize this flamboyancy common in most black men in America today comes from the centuries-old practice known as “buck breaking”.

he's so expressive now guys LOOK

This is a good thing.

No responsibility for the one doing the raping?

How low he has fallen

Look guys! look! Donkey Kong Bananza, one of my greatest achievements

Why isn't this cartoon ape from a kids game more aggressive and manly?

Changing his character design is woke and communism

The Right is going to lose so hard next election. This shit is just as dumb as the stuff Rightoids used to make fun of.

Doesn't he fuck his cousin?

Will the new DK expand dongs and shower coconut cream pies?

Reminder that you will commit suicide once Vance is sworn in.

No?
Where did you hear that?

They changed my masculine DK profile picture on the switch to some gay effeminate fag i don’t even recognize

What the fuck happened to my DK pic? Nintendo needs to fucking explain NOW

raping

What?

Alright guys, are you ready for some Mario and Pauline loredumps?

that twig dnc vice chair got boot because of a diversity quota

You lost.

Your Speaker says playing videogames is unmasculine too, so what the fuck are you even doing here?

I'm a conservative. I just feel like most of the party has jumped the shark. Too many stupid people whinging about stuff that doesn't matter and also supporting the dumbest fucking policy decisions just to own the libs.

The Right has basically become a mirror image to the SJW/woke Left now. Crying about DK being emasculated is comparable to calling Paw Patrol fascist.

because feminism views being masculine as threatening unless you're black. This is why western men have to pretend to be gay to express any type of sexual energy

You keep denying it but we all saw you post "zesty buck energy" in that last thread about the DK redesign, don't gaslight us lmao. Own your words or log off, champ.

True, the right should really just drop the mask and go full 1488.

I'm not a Democrat or a Leftist

Why did they make Donkey Kong gay

You guys really need to focus on more important things.
Nintendo will soon invite you to save Mario and Pauline's daughter.

What I find weird is how when they perceive something as effeminate, or even as just a potential rival male, they'll actually seek to make it MORE exaggeratedly effeminate (in a more degrading way) and strictly gay. Use it against women they don't like too, even.

Truth is I think they get paranoid about the "feminization of men" because it's a strategy they've used themselves and they're very familiar with.

how the fuck are people taking op's comic so seriously? it's obviously a joke.

not funny

because making individual bones was and is hard as fuck as it's far easier to just make individual meshes? I don't see why this justifies fucking with the eyes and fattening his mouth when these were just done for the sake of convenience, wonder also does this

It's satire but it reflects real attitudes that people on this board have

It's not real but imagine if it was though

whoa