Here are your new Like a Dragon protagonists, bro

Were the Yakuza ever intimidating? I've never seen a jap taller than 5'11.

Modern Yakuza are dying

Replacement is a bunch of zoomers meeting anonymously to do quick hits and then disappear

Not the same, has all of the romance of random looting during a riot

You're a retard who fell for propaganda, just like the retards who fell for Mob-approved shit like The Godfather.

onions

the new structure is kinda cool in a way too

you incredible idiot

yakuza operate only in manlet countries

Criminal Gang Cultural Exchange Program.

Do you need to be NBA tall to stab someone?

"Nobody wants to be a yakuza anymore......"

5 year unpaid "internship" as a maid to the local boss

wonder why

I guess, it's already been in Lost Judgment but it's going to have to be in the main series too soon.

any given tattoo subleddit

top posts are white women getting full body yakuza tats of naked women

t. someone whose heart rate skyrockets when they have to talk to someone on the phone

Baffling question. "Gaijins" should be more familiar with overcompensating with a weapon than japs.

do the tattoos reach their wieners

TRVKE

honorabru samulai immediately adopted guns, weeb

I am so fucked for laughing at this

fp to the bp

yakuzas are cringe anyways
just a bunch of nigger subhumans
I fucking hate the glorification of gang culture *but japan*

Fuck off avatarfag pedo

random white girl and balding guy

I too can be ninjuh???

It's like people complaining about Joe Pesci being short in Goodfellas and Casino, both of those IRL guys were turbo manlets with double digit body counts. Short crazy dudes with a lot to prove are the ones who will gut you and kick your head in.

This was me when I was 18. I've come so far in 14 years. Now I just don't talk on the phone unless I absolutely have to. Fuck being on the phone with some retard

seething about white yakuza dude

I always forget how brown this board is.

Real yakuza always look hella out of shape. Shoulda spent more time at the gym instead of the tattoo parlor lmoa

they seem like cool guys

Not even white lol. You're retarded.

why are there whites there?

one black dude could easily wipe the floor with them

worse, they hire niggerians to do pimp job and pajeets to do scamming and koreans and chinks for anything else

young Japs are tall. not quite as tall as Euros but definitely taller than mutt youth

Humiliation ritual

BEX

That white guy's name? Jake Adelstein.

Third from the right and fourth from the left. Those are not japanese people.

Good to see positions of power being replaced.

no
the yakuza are dead

anonymous and fluid criminal group

basically it's all chinks and SEAniggers with a minority of niggers and jeets in it

they are all manlets wtf are you talking about?

Do the number of tattoos designate rank or specialty or what?

dark bait?

Not dead, just more legit. Or at least smart enough not to be caught.

Burgers are utterly buck broken by height

The jomon ones are few and far between these days.

JAV code?

I don't get it. Why is it funny?

whos the bitch

Japan should have kept the yakuza around, they're a pretty kino crime group

3rd guy from the right unironically looks like vsauce

whats up with americans and the black worship?

She doesn't even look japanese. Looks like a latina.

asians sometimes look hispanic and vice versa

but she doesn't even have slitty eyes

*Sigh*

The Yakuza were never the Japanese mafia, they were never hardened criminals, they weren't even really extortionist. All of these stereotypes come from media, including the meme tattoos and backhand deals.

All anti-mafia sentiment in general comes from the government brainwashing people to believe all fraternalism outside of Freemasonry and Judaism is bad. This is why when the Masons marry children or Jews perform circumcisions it's ignored, but when a Yakuza phones up an old lady to scam her it's considered the worst thing ever.

Notice too that the biggest scandals with the Yakuza involve fucking with stockholds and shaking up land grabs. These are Robin Hood tier acts of public servitude, far from the tropes of human trafficking and engaging in drug trade.

The reason the Yakuza are "dying" is because Japanese baby boomers thought they were an icky gang of ne'er-do-wells and taught their sons to be good little salarymen instead of ever bonding with other men. This applies to the West too, and it's why everything from the """Mob""" to your local bowling league is dwindling in number.

i said sometimes

Japan has weird cholo subculture since the early 80's

Now Latinas are popping up in local crime organizations

Interesting phenomena.

There is actually a very close history between japan and south america alot of japanese immigrated to peru and Brazil since the 1870s. I know there are japanese schools and even important politicians in peru. Like wise in the 1980s alot of peruvians traveled to japan to escape the turmoil in their country.

The two cultures are actually closer than you would expect and its not just a meme that latinos love japanese stuff like anime and sushi. Through cultural diffusion and immigration a lot of latino food actually have a huge amount of asian influence and fashion trends that seem outlandish i america and europe like cosplaying for no reason and wearing the big puffy dresses. I've seen it a surprising amount of times while traveling in latin america. I'd say that shit is less common in other asian countries honestly.

Lost Judgment had you fighting a gang (it's more complicated and retarded than that in the usual Yakuza way but still) instead of yakuza, and it's gangs like that which are replacing the older yakuza groups I believe?

Actually here is an old japanese ad encouraging citizens of japan to immigrate. Interesting how yellow they draw their own people before its considered offensive by the way.

I can't imagine wearing one of those loincloth things in public. A woman could look closely and see the outline of your dick below the thin layer of fabric and then she'd have knowledge of your dick size and have power over you. No thanks.

Samurai lost a lot of their cool factor for me when I saw their armors in a museum and realized that they were all 5'2".
They could probably have still killed me without breaking a sweat but at least I'd die laughing.

Becky is worst girl.

If the government is able to accurately track how many members your crime organization has, that's not a good thing

You give them a specific number only to have 2 or 3 more members than that. This is called 4D checkers stupid.

Oh yeah, basically the color gangs.

It's cool that their tattoos cannot be seen while in uniform, it's like snakes in grass.

What's with the Brazilian shemale?

mobs like the yakuza report info the authorities so that they have an air of legitimacy and the government doesn't shut them down. Same reason mob bosses still pay taxes their taxes

It's weird how Jap tattoo artists are freaking awesome but Japs associate the things with crime and don't appreciate them.

if a negroid can be a samurai, then a whitoid can be a yakuza.

Scarface, the most well-known mobster ever, was famously taken down on tax evasion instead of any of his mob shit they couldn't pin on him

aren't the amount of tattoos also a sign of prestige for what they have done? Dude next to her must feel like a real joke. also she's hot as fuck, I'd gladly pay the protection money if she came to collect it

why are schizos obsessed with Freemasons?

Pull the fundoshi out yo bussy, baka

How come the Type B doesn't also have her shirt off?

No, if you ever lived in Japan the guys that really know how to fight are the ones that hang out in shinjuku night clubs, I've seen groups of those guys kick the asses of yakuzas tough guys, it's not surprising since they are constantly getting in brawls while yakuzas are all about intimidation and not actual fighting, reminds me of that one time they tried to intimidate a cult but they had bigger guns than the yakuza..

Indeed

When she sees my size I have power over her

I'd gladly pay the protection money if she came to collect it

You'd pay her extra to rough you up first, I'd bet

Because they're knowers

Lots of japs and assorted manlets seething at this post lol. You guys will ALWAYS be brown manlets lmao.

They need to pin the blame on others for living a shit life.
youtu.be/jLOXFknzXRg

it means dark part-time job

yakuza

foid

nani?!

yakuza lady will never boy handle your 10 year old self

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Bros...they got Ken sama...

they fell for the government perception management disinfo psyops (which is ironically the real conspiracy)

Woman

White guy

huh?

all woman smiling

the old timer and the father and his son' both on the right are not

Women are truly evil my fellow jew bros...

5'11

180cm

is that supposed to be short? I'm 176cm and never worried about it
are you guys making up things to feel inferior about now?

Well duh! The commie jews took over.

Huh, it's short for "arubeito". "Arbeit" means work/job in German.

Now it's the Banks

Who's the brazilian lady and the 2 white guys?

The yakuza has always been more gaijin than japanese. Mostly Koreans, though.

Women with full yakuza tattoos is such a sexy yet underused idea. I can't even find a good example on my PC

You do know this is an edited (very obviously so) image

god imagine them running a train on you