Dev gives up on making this

dev gives up on making this

you can tell the dev is a gay furry who keeps touching his wee wee while he develops

Gay Banjo Kazooie

Gay Neopets: The Darkest Faerie

I'm so sick of double jumps

you can stop posting this now.

Thank God.

Neither looks that great, but if i had to choose id rather play the first one. the second just looks like a chore to play. i hate constant menuing. It's also just visually less appealing.

both of those things are already very very gay, anon...

Banjo never gave off furry vibes, furries just latched onto it. This game is clearly developed by a furry and gives off major furry vibes from the start

gay

Putting the Funny Animals aside for a moment, I really appreciate how nice those environments looks. I'd like more of that.

dev gives up on generic soulless furshit to make different generic soulless furshit

i don't see why these two can't exist in the same game, like conkers or old rayman games, every platformer back then had multiple environments

Does somebody have that webm of the hamster game that becomes increasingly more unhinged?

Is that the one where they fired someone because they didn't respect the characters they/them pronouns

This is just Mario Odyssey but with a furry

And this is Zelda but furry
Wow this dev is really creative

I think he means Guinea Pig Parkour.

webm of dinosaur in chefs hat throwing tree into cooking pot

Yeah we need a game by a straight furry who doesn't touch his wee wee while developing
meh i will get around to it eventually

Furries and troons are incredibly talented game devs for the same reason they are furries and troons

Atlyss (dev doesn't touch his wee wee because he's ashamed of being a furry artist)

How is it that you're always able to tell when a character designer wants to fuck their own creations?

he made the start of a porn game with Atlyss graphics

Very clearly touches his wee wee
I mean no boobs/coomshit allowed

It's one of those yjk things after being on the internet too long. You could show me a dozen pokemon fan art pictures and I could probably tell you which artists jerks off to it.

Tracy something that one was called? I cannot believe the dev just dropped that.

Looks nice but Anon Babble will seethe because it's furry shit even though the average poster here it's actually a furry. Platformers are not my cup of tea though

Yeah thats it, not sure why delisted that one but kept all the others

I don't think this would work for a real game, it feels like he has no clue what you should do and just knows how to make stuff that looks vaguely gamelike.
Why do you need to press a button to pick up the armor buff? why do you have a big animation that stops you when you do? why do you need to press another button to dismiss that? why do the enemies stun you for so long but don't actually follow up after they do a chunk of HP? why is there a timer, that resets as well? why are you dragging the character off the chair, why are hotkeys like "esc", "tab", "ctrl+p" when its using x,y,b as the hotkeys for weapons and parry, presumably its a controller or those are awful and it makes no sense? why is there a counter of enemies killed?
and probably a million more things I didn't notice at a first glance

it just doesn't look like a real game someone is actually trying to make that is intended to be played, just a facsimile of what a game should look like.
For what purpose? idk, but I assume its to try to scam people for money without ever actually making something playable

Vaporware thread?

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So the reason furrys are so prevalent is because of Banjo Kazooie?
I hate you millennials.

Pretending like half of gen Z isn't actively getting furpilled by loona as we speak

Also no, sly cooper, lola bunny, and star fox are much bigger culprits.

Are these not the same game? I can only assume these two different environments are separate films being produced and the main character is the director calling the shots.

They are twitter bait game. Basically something that looks like a game, but is only designed to get clicks.

furries are already bad but otter furries specifically are on a whole nother level of fucked up. do not under any circumstances engage with them
don't ask how I know

Hate that the editor is apart of the gameplay, shit is so boring. TotK is the blame for this

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That's just footage of gameplay testing in the level editing mode. There's no editor when playing levels normally. It's a Mario Maker sort of thing.

Nah bro, Banjo Kazooie was just the gateway drug. It primed kids with goofy animal mascots and then Star Fox 64 came in and sealed the deal. Toss in Lola Bunny and Rouge the Bat for the final push and boom—next thing you know, someone's making a 3D platformer starring a purple skunk with thighs for days and a tragic backstory. Millennials didn’t start the furry fire, they just added better art and more trauma.

I don't get it. The character doesn't look all that different from what I'd expect to see on something like ty but.... I automatically know it was made by a degenerate

The biggest tell is that normal mascots, historically speaking, lean towards goofy, non-threatening prat-faller. But these guy are leaning into "broad shoulder hunk" which almost nobody does unless they are making fap material.
I'll say this: At least they didn't go the ugly bastard route like T4B did to Dingodile. That's gay too, but infinitely more offensive.