What is the video game equivalent of Xavier Renegade Angel?

Taking 2 doses of LSD and watching the old Windows maze screensaver with a disconnected controller

revenge of the sunfish I guess?

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Yeah, it's this

Space funeral

seaman

Thematically, nothing
Aesthetically, any PS2 era game. Tony Hawk's Pro-skater Underground especially

Jazzpunk.

I was rambling on through the chans of four when two by two chance I happened upon this thread positing a mind-expanding query, asked by the queer-y one known as OP. What doth video games, huh? They say life is a game. If that's the case, I must be playing on ultra-nightmare 'cause I'm an MK ultra nightmare to those in need, especially the lesser-sought-dweller polybians on the interwebs. I'll cut right through this labyrinthine web of inters and integers using the razor-sharp blade of the blunt truth. You really wanna know what doth video games, kid? It's simple: the game

Frog Fractions

Favorite XRA joke?
I'm going with the classic "Wind monkey" bit.

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ENA is at least 2 steps below XRA in terms of absurdism. ENA is more surrealism.

Arson/Our son

Frog fractions

I'm going to be the bigger man and hang up first-dammit

I cant believe they got Vincent D'Onofrio to do that

you shouldnt have wandered into burbery connecticut

guilty! i sentence you to 3 glimpses into your own soul.

pfft, i could do that with my third eye tied behind my back.

very well, SEVEN GLIMPSES.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This video and the Noita Sengan video are proof that the internet was worth it.

Rivals of Aether 1 tetherball mode with Ronald mcDonald mods, or like said, Thugpro with character mods like octodad, or just Octodad Dadliest catch itself

With the heaviest southern accent possible

"You are right. Rape is not an excuse, it is a reason and tonight everything sounds so reasonable"

The mexican gang group therapy session is absolute gold

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What's that game with the moon nigga? There was a sequel to it. Can't recall what the hell it was called.
You wish, nigger.

By tomorrow you'll forget all about your dead turtle, I mean, son - see?

game with the moon nigga

Hylics?

I'm already married to justice.

Yeah, cuz only a blind girl would marry you.

This is so unironically fucking clever, holy shit.

but where can you get you'r hands on some fabric, quick?

THE FABRIC OF TIME GONE BY

always stuck with me

I was groping enlightenment

Yeah, that one.

Welcome to the US Army, how can I help you?

I need some of that disease you invented

Crack?

No, the other one

AIDS?

That's the spice

I always though resurrecting screaming native blood demons was such a cool concept but I don't know how you'd work it into anything

Dujanah is pretty close although it gets real tryhardy with it's morals

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Xenogears

Close your eyes and pick a random xbox arcade horror eroge

Is it weird I felt nothing for picrel everytime I tried to watch it but loved XRA? Not just saying this because of the winged protagonist but because Harvey Birdman was pretty absurd as well but the jokes just don’t land.

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The You Testament

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the jokes land better if you grew up watching Hannah Barbera cartoons.

i just want to yammer on about a dumb wise master and have dumb flashbacks

well go ahead then, have one

wait, what?

did Xavier always have that many nipples?

yes

Nothing comes close because most games are just crunching numbers and dodging bullets. No one ITT will give a sufficient answer to your question

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What a bunch of faggots, that shit actually nails the XRA writing perfectly.
Im surprised how well i could match his tone while reading this out loud

Birdman is just reference-slop for Gen X'ers

It's a copypasta from an earlier thread but yes it's very good

It's because most anons already saw it in Xavier thread from 2 weeks ago.
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TAKE THAT
TASTE THE PAIN
I also like "We don't cotton to strange Chinamen with no self of self who stand secretly by for indeterminate amounts of time"

It's a repost, everyone lost their minds when it was first posted.

Second Life

Very missed opportunity to make "THE GAME" echo at the end.

I need some of that disease you guys invented

crack?

the other one

AIDS?

that's the spice

I can't think of any, its wordplay is just on another level. The game with the best dialogue would probably be VTMB, though it's obviously very different in terms of tone, presentation and humour.

"How do they expect me to stay out of jail? that's where all my stuff is"

"You even got a girlfriend."

"Wow! Is he disabled?"

I'm going to make an XRA themed videogame where you do odd jobs for people who hate you and literally don't want you to help them and everyone including the protagonist talks like a paranoid schizophrenic.

WHO ABUSED HIM

WHO ABUSED THE BOY

WHOOPSIE DOODLE!

Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden

There was never an adult swim point and click game about Xavier during the 2000s

This entire show is just one huge point and click mindfuck. it was fucking tailor made for the most perfect adventure game experience.
WHY THE FUCK WASNT THERE ONE!?!?!?

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someone please post that directors interview where they bantered about travelling back in time and preventing the other one from getting born

Entirely different kinds of humor in my opinion. That game is hilarious because it's a completely absurd setting that's presented in a completely serious fashion. There's nothing particularly funny about Moonwalker Jordan having a showdown with Charles Barkley while the Globetrotter theme plays without all of the prior serious buildup. It's not that surreal and isn't dependent on clever wordplay or rapid fire blink-and-you-miss jokes.

season 2 was better and the jokes were more clever than funny

Toilet in Wonderland, kind of. There isn't a game that is as absurd as Xavier and has wordplay on par with it.

he's comparing the universal oneness of all life to your mama!

best answer so far

WARLOCK IV: CONQUEST OF NEO-ARABIA

One episode of the show is called "The Sixth Teat of Good Intentions", they knew what they were doing.

close but lsd dream simulator comes closer
the live action bit in the submitted fans ep got the writing perfectly

stand back whilst I rescue your pet (pet)

hrm, there's nothing I can do besides let nature takes its course

i know, i'll use nature to rescue your pet, and nothing's more natural than fire (fire)

Vehicular manburger helper

you want it double bad huh?

honorable mention to the underbrown maleroad bit

oh no it's the opposite of global warming moonular freezing

I always thought it was cringe Anon Babble zoomershit being honest with you.

enjoying Harvey Birdman required being Gen X / Early Millennial enough to understand the old Hannah Barbara references and in-jokes made.
Kind of like how Rocko's Modern Life was constant sex jokes for adults with just enough random wacky shit for kids to enjoy

Anon Babble zoomershit

Pick one

You get that thing I sent ya?

It's gotta be the skeleton saying

That's the wino who mouthed my bottom!

It conjures so many questions and unpleasant images in just one offhand line. That's why I love it.

you're twisted! and you have the nerves to blame it on police dogs? those dogs were decorated! look at this place *pans camera around a ruined living room* what have you ever decorated?

I've genuinely been thinking about this for like 15 minutes now. It's hard to pick a favorite.

thanks, I've had this downloaded for a couple years, should actually get around to playing it

Hylics
Uriel's Chasm
No More Heroes 3
Anodyne

The whole Christian science episode is gold

guess your brain is doing all the leg work around here

stand up and say that to my face. Oh right you can’t stand. So maybe I have memory problem.

Condescension, the last refuge of the differently abled. Crypical!

Xavier! Your thoughts! They're coming from within your head!
Get out of your head
Get out of your head
Get out of your head
Get out of your head
Head
Head
Head
Head
Head
*Mental Stack overflow*
And that's when he realized that to consider all possibilities he would drown in a tunneling sea of infinite potentiality.

This scene speaks to me

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It’s about time someone took you perverts out back and diddled your rights as a private citizen

the prequel is more fucked up, with the the two lesbian fat devs showing themselves for no reason whatsoever.

Friday Night is Taco Tuesdays

people are just naming games that are absurd, not ones with witty writing. Like hylics is cool and absurd but it's writing is semi-randomized and the wiring in the second one is pretty dry
Xavier isn't just random shit, it's a show with dialogue so dense in jokes that the everything else is warped around it

hypnospace outlaw

*slow clap*

Life is just death in drag.

This happy place holds magic meaning, for 'twas my mother's nickname.

Truckers, delivery guys, men coming in and out of the house all day called her the Grand Canyon, but I never knew why.

It's just a great wide gash, spread open for the enjoyment of all to come inside as he pleases and pleasures

Often there's a donkey in there.

Hee-huh?!

Would you sign my petition?

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Nobody knows how to write games like that.
The xavier cameo in snoot's ""game"" pissed me off because it activated my almonds I even got ready to do the voice and then he's just written as a normal weirdo with no wordplay. They curbstomped my enthusiasm.

Aesthetically? Postal 2

Postal 2

I fucking forgot about this game. The XRA humor is right there, so as the crude humor on the modern yet chaotic society that we live in until today.

So Gothic?

no way you freakin pinko!

Harvey was a weird mix of Archer/Phineas and Ferb with many jokes being in-jokes the show would keep repeating and extending over the episodes while also ontop of that being a bunch of refrences and in-jokes to Hannah Barbera days. And then intop of all that, then you have the more usual [as] absurdist style.

I enjoyed it but I get why not many would since it's an in-joke, within and in-joke, packged with dude weedlmao [as] branding.

Now lemme get some white women for the first black man in heaven!

oh fuck you
the whole "All hole, no ass" exchange

Fuck no

Need to play this to see for sure but I don't think it really focuses on the comedy aspect as much.
XRA is absurd but it's also very specific in how it's written. This sounds gay as fuck but it's almost genius levels of writing sometimes. The amount of puns and plays on words is insane. Does ANY game match that aspect of it?

Excellent post

Warioware and land 4

There was some XRA styled post maybe a year ago that was so fucking good but I don't think I saved it
I'm upset now
Great post

GO IN AND LOOT ALL THEIR SHEKELS BUT PLEASE DON'T TICKLE THEIR SCHMECKLES

XRA isn't a TV series, it's a state of mind

My God! This Indian burial ground is full of Arab blood!

I partially blame the zoomers who watched the Shakashuri Blowdown argument clip on TikTok or wherever and just assumed that XRA is another dime a dozen "lmao surreal cgi XDDDD" work that things like Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour popularized without reading between the lines that the show is hard carried by the writing.

If you want another show that's dense in puns and word play I like The Shivering Truth.
It's by Vernon Chatman just like XRA.

all those fucking posers coming in HOURS after the og post

you're a bunch of posers
begone to your prancing lala homoland

That show ended too soon.

Boco, you're a homo

Okay.

Yeah I was pissed that it got canceled.
Probably a combination of it being expensive to produce, and I remember new episodes would air after Rick and Morty on Adult Swim and you'd see a lot of fans of that show complaining online about Shivering Truth being too weird and creepy.

I just joined the thread

I'm a survivor, we're a dying breed

MASTER, THEY'RE DOING 60 IN A SCHOOL ZONE

T-T-T-TASTE THE PAIN

what? no, no. being homo is not okay

Speaking of Vernon Chatman, I recommend reading his book Mindsploitation, where he sends increasingly bizarre homework assignments to those "we'll help out your schoolwork" websites ran by jeets and whatnot, and the results he gets are just as weird as his requests because they didn't know jackshit about wordplay, or even basic English for that matter.
Also of note is his movie Final Flesh, where it's pretty much the same thing, only that he sends his nuclear horror script to four different personalized porn websites where they have to act it out without having any fucking idea of what's going on.

Thanks. I'm also a big fan of Wonder Showzen so it'd be nice to check out those other projects of his.

enjoying Harvey Birdman required being Gen X / Early Millennial enough to understand the old Hannah Barbara references

I was born in 1990 and loved this show, watched HB shows as a kid. Friends like 2 to 3 threes younger? The show basically didn't land with them. So the quoted anon is spot on

Its amazing how it was weird and vulgar, but then out of the blue it says something genuinely smart or profound.

And whats the reasoning for it?

I was born in 1990

nice
young and legal

The Rain Dance

And whats the reasoning for it?

Pathological, of course

Whatever that means.

ENA was not written as intelligently it felt more like if whoever writing it was just on autopilot, no rhyme or reason.

faggot to faggot communication

I can't be a hypochrist, I'll commit sacricide!