What is the video game equivalent of Xavier Renegade Angel?
What is the video game equivalent of Xavier Renegade Angel?
Taking 2 doses of LSD and watching the old Windows maze screensaver with a disconnected controller
revenge of the sunfish I guess?
ENA, unironically.
Yeah, it's this
Space funeral
seaman
Thematically, nothing
Aesthetically, any PS2 era game. Tony Hawk's Pro-skater Underground especially
Jazzpunk.
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Frog Fractions
Favorite XRA joke?
I'm going with the classic "Wind monkey" bit.
life
ENA is at least 2 steps below XRA in terms of absurdism. ENA is more surrealism.
Arson/Our son
Frog fractions
For me it's the cursed native American cemetery bit.
youtube.com
Like 90% of the quips from this scene: youtube.com
I'm going to be the bigger man and hang up first-dammit
I cant believe they got Vincent D'Onofrio to do that
you shouldnt have wandered into burbery connecticut
guilty! i sentence you to 3 glimpses into your own soul.
pfft, i could do that with my third eye tied behind my back.
very well, SEVEN GLIMPSES.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This video and the Noita Sengan video are proof that the internet was worth it.
Rivals of Aether 1 tetherball mode with Ronald mcDonald mods, or like said, Thugpro with character mods like octodad, or just Octodad Dadliest catch itself
With the heaviest southern accent possible
"You are right. Rape is not an excuse, it is a reason and tonight everything sounds so reasonable"
The mexican gang group therapy session is absolute gold
What's that game with the moon nigga? There was a sequel to it. Can't recall what the hell it was called.
You wish, nigger.
By tomorrow you'll forget all about your dead turtle, I mean, son - see?
game with the moon nigga
Hylics?
I'm already married to justice.
Yeah, cuz only a blind girl would marry you.
This is so unironically fucking clever, holy shit.
but where can you get you'r hands on some fabric, quick?
THE FABRIC OF TIME GONE BY
always stuck with me
I was groping enlightenment
Yeah, that one.
Welcome to the US Army, how can I help you?
I need some of that disease you invented
Crack?
No, the other one
AIDS?
That's the spice
I always though resurrecting screaming native blood demons was such a cool concept but I don't know how you'd work it into anything
Dujanah is pretty close although it gets real tryhardy with it's morals
Xenogears
Close your eyes and pick a random xbox arcade horror eroge
Is it weird I felt nothing for picrel everytime I tried to watch it but loved XRA? Not just saying this because of the winged protagonist but because Harvey Birdman was pretty absurd as well but the jokes just don’t land.
The You Testament
the jokes land better if you grew up watching Hannah Barbera cartoons.
i just want to yammer on about a dumb wise master and have dumb flashbacks
well go ahead then, have one
wait, what?
it's either or youtube.com
honorable mention to the buddhist monks bit
did Xavier always have that many nipples?
yes
Nothing comes close because most games are just crunching numbers and dodging bullets. No one ITT will give a sufficient answer to your question
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What a bunch of faggots, that shit actually nails the XRA writing perfectly.
Im surprised how well i could match his tone while reading this out loud
Birdman is just reference-slop for Gen X'ers
It's a copypasta from an earlier thread but yes it's very good
It's because most anons already saw it in Xavier thread from 2 weeks ago.
vocaroo.com
TAKE THAT
TASTE THE PAIN
I also like "We don't cotton to strange Chinamen with no self of self who stand secretly by for indeterminate amounts of time"
It's a repost, everyone lost their minds when it was first posted.
Second Life
Very missed opportunity to make "THE GAME" echo at the end.
I need some of that disease you guys invented
crack?
the other one
AIDS?
that's the spice
I can't think of any, its wordplay is just on another level. The game with the best dialogue would probably be VTMB, though it's obviously very different in terms of tone, presentation and humour.
"How do they expect me to stay out of jail? that's where all my stuff is"
"You even got a girlfriend."
"Wow! Is he disabled?"
I'm going to make an XRA themed videogame where you do odd jobs for people who hate you and literally don't want you to help them and everyone including the protagonist talks like a paranoid schizophrenic.
WHO ABUSED HIM
WHO ABUSED THE BOY
WHOOPSIE DOODLE!
Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden
There was never an adult swim point and click game about Xavier during the 2000s
This entire show is just one huge point and click mindfuck. it was fucking tailor made for the most perfect adventure game experience.
WHY THE FUCK WASNT THERE ONE!?!?!?
someone please post that directors interview where they bantered about travelling back in time and preventing the other one from getting born
Entirely different kinds of humor in my opinion. That game is hilarious because it's a completely absurd setting that's presented in a completely serious fashion. There's nothing particularly funny about Moonwalker Jordan having a showdown with Charles Barkley while the Globetrotter theme plays without all of the prior serious buildup. It's not that surreal and isn't dependent on clever wordplay or rapid fire blink-and-you-miss jokes.
season 2 was better and the jokes were more clever than funny
Toilet in Wonderland, kind of. There isn't a game that is as absurd as Xavier and has wordplay on par with it.
he's comparing the universal oneness of all life to your mama!
best answer so far
WARLOCK IV: CONQUEST OF NEO-ARABIA
One episode of the show is called "The Sixth Teat of Good Intentions", they knew what they were doing.
close but lsd dream simulator comes closer
the live action bit in the submitted fans ep got the writing perfectly
stand back whilst I rescue your pet (pet)
hrm, there's nothing I can do besides let nature takes its course
i know, i'll use nature to rescue your pet, and nothing's more natural than fire (fire)
Vehicular manburger helper
you want it double bad huh?
honorable mention to the underbrown maleroad bit
oh no it's the opposite of global warming moonular freezing
I always thought it was cringe Anon Babble zoomershit being honest with you.
enjoying Harvey Birdman required being Gen X / Early Millennial enough to understand the old Hannah Barbara references and in-jokes made.
Kind of like how Rocko's Modern Life was constant sex jokes for adults with just enough random wacky shit for kids to enjoy
Anon Babble zoomershit
Pick one
You get that thing I sent ya?
It's gotta be the skeleton saying
That's the wino who mouthed my bottom!
It conjures so many questions and unpleasant images in just one offhand line. That's why I love it.
you're twisted! and you have the nerves to blame it on police dogs? those dogs were decorated! look at this place *pans camera around a ruined living room* what have you ever decorated?
I've genuinely been thinking about this for like 15 minutes now. It's hard to pick a favorite.
thanks, I've had this downloaded for a couple years, should actually get around to playing it
Hylics
Uriel's Chasm
No More Heroes 3
Anodyne
The whole Christian science episode is gold
guess your brain is doing all the leg work around here
stand up and say that to my face. Oh right you can’t stand. So maybe I have memory problem.
Condescension, the last refuge of the differently abled. Crypical!
What is the video game equivalent of Xavier Renegade Angel?
Better pack your shrooms for this one.
youtube.com
Xavier! Your thoughts! They're coming from within your head!
Get out of your head
Get out of your head
Get out of your head
Get out of your head
Head
Head
Head
Head
Head
*Mental Stack overflow*
And that's when he realized that to consider all possibilities he would drown in a tunneling sea of infinite potentiality.
This scene speaks to me
It’s about time someone took you perverts out back and diddled your rights as a private citizen
the prequel is more fucked up, with the the two lesbian fat devs showing themselves for no reason whatsoever.
Friday Night is Taco Tuesdays
people are just naming games that are absurd, not ones with witty writing. Like hylics is cool and absurd but it's writing is semi-randomized and the wiring in the second one is pretty dry
Xavier isn't just random shit, it's a show with dialogue so dense in jokes that the everything else is warped around it
hypnospace outlaw
*slow clap*
Life is just death in drag.
This happy place holds magic meaning, for 'twas my mother's nickname.
Truckers, delivery guys, men coming in and out of the house all day called her the Grand Canyon, but I never knew why.
It's just a great wide gash, spread open for the enjoyment of all to come inside as he pleases and pleasures
Often there's a donkey in there.
Hee-huh?!
Would you sign my petition?
Nobody knows how to write games like that.
The xavier cameo in snoot's ""game"" pissed me off because it activated my almonds I even got ready to do the voice and then he's just written as a normal weirdo with no wordplay. They curbstomped my enthusiasm.
Aesthetically? Postal 2
Postal 2
I fucking forgot about this game. The XRA humor is right there, so as the crude humor on the modern yet chaotic society that we live in until today.
So Gothic?
no way you freakin pinko!
Harvey was a weird mix of Archer/Phineas and Ferb with many jokes being in-jokes the show would keep repeating and extending over the episodes while also ontop of that being a bunch of refrences and in-jokes to Hannah Barbera days. And then intop of all that, then you have the more usual [as] absurdist style.
I enjoyed it but I get why not many would since it's an in-joke, within and in-joke, packged with dude weedlmao [as] branding.
Now lemme get some white women for the first black man in heaven!
oh fuck you
the whole "All hole, no ass" exchange
Fuck no
Need to play this to see for sure but I don't think it really focuses on the comedy aspect as much.
XRA is absurd but it's also very specific in how it's written. This sounds gay as fuck but it's almost genius levels of writing sometimes. The amount of puns and plays on words is insane. Does ANY game match that aspect of it?
Excellent post
Warioware and land 4
There was some XRA styled post maybe a year ago that was so fucking good but I don't think I saved it
I'm upset now
Great post
GO IN AND LOOT ALL THEIR SHEKELS BUT PLEASE DON'T TICKLE THEIR SCHMECKLES
XRA isn't a TV series, it's a state of mind
My God! This Indian burial ground is full of Arab blood!
I partially blame the zoomers who watched the Shakashuri Blowdown argument clip on TikTok or wherever and just assumed that XRA is another dime a dozen "lmao surreal cgi XDDDD" work that things like Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour popularized without reading between the lines that the show is hard carried by the writing.
If you want another show that's dense in puns and word play I like The Shivering Truth.
It's by Vernon Chatman just like XRA.
all those fucking posers coming in HOURS after the og post
you're a bunch of posers
begone to your prancing lala homoland
That show ended too soon.
Boco, you're a homo
Okay.
Yeah I was pissed that it got canceled.
Probably a combination of it being expensive to produce, and I remember new episodes would air after Rick and Morty on Adult Swim and you'd see a lot of fans of that show complaining online about Shivering Truth being too weird and creepy.
I just joined the thread
I'm a survivor, we're a dying breed
MASTER, THEY'RE DOING 60 IN A SCHOOL ZONE
T-T-T-TASTE THE PAIN
what? no, no. being homo is not okay
Speaking of Vernon Chatman, I recommend reading his book Mindsploitation, where he sends increasingly bizarre homework assignments to those "we'll help out your schoolwork" websites ran by jeets and whatnot, and the results he gets are just as weird as his requests because they didn't know jackshit about wordplay, or even basic English for that matter.
Also of note is his movie Final Flesh, where it's pretty much the same thing, only that he sends his nuclear horror script to four different personalized porn websites where they have to act it out without having any fucking idea of what's going on.
Thanks. I'm also a big fan of Wonder Showzen so it'd be nice to check out those other projects of his.
enjoying Harvey Birdman required being Gen X / Early Millennial enough to understand the old Hannah Barbara references
I was born in 1990 and loved this show, watched HB shows as a kid. Friends like 2 to 3 threes younger? The show basically didn't land with them. So the quoted anon is spot on
Its amazing how it was weird and vulgar, but then out of the blue it says something genuinely smart or profound.
And whats the reasoning for it?
I was born in 1990
nice
young and legal
The Rain Dance
And whats the reasoning for it?
Pathological, of course
Whatever that means.
ENA was not written as intelligently it felt more like if whoever writing it was just on autopilot, no rhyme or reason.
faggot to faggot communication
I can't be a hypochrist, I'll commit sacricide!
"Who said there was anything wrong with you?"
it's basic chemistry
like take for example nuclear power: that was never achieved with the help of homo particles. rather it required the help of hetero particles engaging in a correctedly timed orgy of the inner sanctums
breathing, thus we could argue, is akin to heterosexual marriage. It's minister to understand that we wouldn't exist without heteros; homos, on the other hand, just get in the way. like slobs stuck in the door
but it's understandable if you don't understand/walk the Logical Path. In that case you are more Layological (you are fan of laying down on the bed like a slob in layman's terms)
Every single guru bit is gold to me
I can teach you that pain is all in your head
*whacks him overhead with a shovel*
Now the pain is all in your head
The last game you played has to survive a 15 min episode of Xavier renegade angel do they?
george from rampage
He'll be the one making Xavier TAKE THAT! TASTE THE PAIN!
THE HUNTER HAS BECOME... THE HUNTER-ED
THE CHASER HAS BECOME THE CHOSTE
DAME FORTUNA HAS HAD HER FRANKING PRIVILEGES REVOKED
the baby killer is about to kill a baby
fucking genius
Xavier's arm is shaved and revealed to have a number underneath all the hair
"This number where could they be from? I need concentration"
"Concentration! That's it!"
"It's a phone number"
the final episode of the first season, when he's in a train car and the dude just keeps progressively removing more items as he gets angrier and angrier
Killing floor 1
Mr. Foster loses all his stocks and has an aneurysm when Xavier shows up as the Patriarch.
The Patriarch actually finds a way to make real perfect clones but he hates all of them.
West London is repaired by the new clones of the Patriarch and his family, and is destroyed by fire again when Xavier tries to clone his mom and dad, succeeds, and chucks a firebug grenade next to the incredibly flammable lab chemicals.
Been a while since I've seen a genuinely 5 star post
*throws up from the spinning*
Also, the entire Aztec scene is amazing
Guess my death wasn't in the Tarot three-card monte-ZUMA
I love these jokes where it turns on a dime from
being maximally straightforward and puerile to something that actually takes effort.
We are simple people, happy to share our love with all.
Where I come from, sharing love without making a PROFIT is called being a whore, and the working conditions here are whore-ifying.
Clutch the dark-purple hairs of the galloping orangutan of normalicy and RIDE, NIGGA, RIDE!!
Stardew Valley
Emphatically no.
Dante from DMC3
He would be weirded out, but he should tank anything that isn't a time line collapse.
no brainer , this
Alternatively
Vergil
This would be the most retarded straight and deranged man setup.
Helldivers 2
I'm not insane enough to come up with an episode idea.
What could distract people who love sports?
Sports?
SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
I don't think this one has a deeper meaning, does it?
This pops into my head every fucking day
Guldern B. Taintnone — The Third.
Hundred Line
kino route, everyone is going to die
Your shitty fotm garbage isn't anything like Xavier
I suggest checking out the Zeno Clash series. The lastest game is good, but they're all worth playing.
and it has to be raining
that's the irony part
It's the closest you'll get. And it feels pretty damn close. It's at least half way.
Aside from Zeno Clash i think this is the closest you can get to Xavier's absurdist kind of humor and a shitter version of it's 3D animated presentation.
yeah like the RANDOMness can leave you just thinking "what??"
like the (I forgot his name) green guy with the ray gun, he just randomly blurts things out or does things that just arent really funny but the dialouge from birdman while talking to other characters is great
Tiny Terry's Turbo Trip
Honestly, not too far off. T4 gives off [AS] vibes.
nigger have you considered overpopulation
Every 7 years Xavier becomes popular again.
7 is a prime number.
There is no game that is half as good as XRA
That game sucks ass you play as a fucking reddit mod
Paradigm.
No you communist retard.
Absolute classic. Possibly best line in the series.
Dread Delusion
It becomes subsumed by Xavier.
Postal 2 and 3
It's Disco Elysium and anyone who disagrees is the physical manifestation of some loser's inner demons.
ENA BBQ for sure
Phucker in the Ashes, unironically. youtube.com
I need more games like this.
please tell me they exist
Wow, the first one. Same here.
JIIIIIIIHAW'd
"AIDS, that's the spice"
The whole show is. And it's so rapid fire, you probably won't even absorb all of them in one sitting.
close but lsd dream simulator comes closer
Meme game
CN is just a whole barrel of missed game opportunities. So many shows had so much potential. And so few actually even had an attempt.
this is mine for sure, that whole exchange is gold but that one line is just great
Juh-wall my- what the fuck?
lol
I'm going to make an XRA themed videogame where you do odd jobs for people who hate you and literally don't want you to help them and everyone including the protagonist talks like a paranoid schizophrenic.
Its been done
Talk-ohhhh
Honestly if he had belted a perfect JAWOHL MEIN FÜHRER I would be less of a fan of Lyle lmao
Only contendor for comedy really
Based. Shadows never hooked me as much as West did. I really should replay it with the DLC they released at some point.
When he has an elaborate, minute-long flashback and says
"If that had ACTUALLY happened, I don't know what I would do"
The immediate correction from at least one of the other guys makes it hilarious
It's ironically always Tomar that corrects people's German
But the corrections are completely wrong lmao. It's Ja-vole mine-eh dam-eh
You're the un-me. I'm the real me. You wanna be. Me.
Pssh, he totally missed the board.
i wish i could talk to my younger self!
wait, if i simply remember that i *did* talk to my young self, that means it will have had happened!
DMC3
I can just imagine him getting to Vergil 2, getting his blood spilled into Timmy Nigra and collapsing it as a result, and then Lady, Dante Vergil and even Arkham just unite to make him TASTE THE PAIN.
Its been a while since I watched the show years ago, so i forgot what exactly that part was about or which episode it was, but i think that bit that's bascially a commercial for some bullshit that has nothing to do with Xavier (Not the cookies) in one of the episodes is a really underrated scene.
the classic "We don't coddle to freaks around here." is always a treat.
Frog Fractions
So, what mess did Xavier have to clean up after Clumso before the cookie tampon factory happened?
I didn't really enjoy Rocko when i was a kid.
But its a treat to rewatch now.
Cruelty squad
It does not have that much clever wordplay, but it really nails the whole "Seemingly lolsorandumb shit happens all the time but actually has incredibly thought out internal logic behind it"
In a way, CS world IS the wordplay.
Postal 2
noita
not a problem, mina wont survive 5 minutes regardless
is this f-f-f-freak harassin you? or do you want her ass in you?
Goat Simulator but mod in xavier's model.
No, don't cry little girl, crying is for pussies, and do you know who else has a pussy? Your mom, but it ran-ay-way. And she went after it, but this town is full of dogs, dogs who eat pussy. But your dad told me to look after yew while he went to go get that slut back from feeding the poor. I'm sure that your mom will come down-ward-dog back home soon.
you fucking wish
xavier in bloodborne
what build would he use
Is there a build that inflicts insanity upon the opponent?
garbage reddit meme faggotry that everyone pretends to like and consider it better than it really is just to feel superior to everyone else?
any game on those 3x3
youtube.com
This and "do you believe in god?" are peak.
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I love how XRA is the ultimate ESL filter lmao. They can't explain themselves to you on how it's bad without saying garbled nonsense like "meme garbage reddit make no sense and basically u stupid". Every single time.
Extra funny given the creator's book in this post