BLOODY BITCH BASTARD

BLOODY BITCH BASTARD
SAARS

drew butt-nagger

three million players, get fucked

When [game] comes out, it doesn't erase the other 15,000 games I have from existence. It doesn't erase the other 5,000 games I want to play from existence. It's not the only game that comes out. I'm not forced to play it. It has to win me over, because it's currently behind 5,000 other games I want to play.

If your only argument that I should play [game] is that I should just not criticize it, then I hard reject your game and will never look at it. What a dumb fucking retard marketing position.

He’s right and the game is doing pretty well

slop: the woke ages

It's clear people are fed up with anti-woke slopsters and their slopees. You are SO much more annoying than wokesters at this point that the rational thing to do is to just stfu and leave gaming if you hate it so much. personally getting mad at pronouns or nonbinary pals is so ridiculous you would almost think it's false flagging but it's not, chuds just really are that fragile!

REDEEM THE POOPOO FASTER

YOU BLOODY FUCKING!!!

Why is his surname literally “buttnigger”?

Game journos cant help themselves from sucking megacorp dick and treating their readers like little kids who are being nasty
Good thing they are a dying breed

Anon Babbletards scream about how shit Eternal is

play it

literally the best shooter I've ever played

I'll wait to play it this weekend and form my own opinion.

SAAAR! PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL AND REDEEM NON-VR BEAT SABER WITH EPIC DOOM GUY IN IT ON GAMEPASS

game is good if you stop playing too many video games

compelling argument Bhatnagar

SAR I AM THE POOPOO MASTER

always online single player game

no multiplayer

70 dollars for less content than 2016 and Eternal

PC version won't run without raytracing capable cards

physical console version is not on the disc, disc holds 100GB, game is 85GB so it would fit, actual data on the disc? 85MB

31k player peak it's first weekend after launch

it's doing well guys we swear!

saar doom good game bastard buy doom bethesda masterpiece

the game is fine

you just need to not play it and do something else

BENCHOD BASTERD TOUCH THE GRASS

If our opinion doesn't matter why do they even care that much?

I'll buy it when it's tree fiddy

Well, that settles it. The journos are defending it. It's officially a bad game.

Sirs...

Two of them are goy pass users. Who's getting fucked though?

reposting some shitty bait

indian

Whole article is probably LLM-generated.

Zoom: The Fart Gapers

but it is a bad game.

3 million players, get fucked cuck.

So this pajeet gets paid for ai reviews? What a story mark.

tOuCh GrAsS

Is this supposed to be an insult?

When you die and your whole life flashes before your eyes, how much of it do you want to not have ray tracing?

This fucking retard can't be actually serious

This one's a headscratcher because in a normal developer-publisher relationship based on subscriptions, the developer would be making money on this from the publisher, but here you've got a first-party developer in the same corporation as the publisher. So, what, the corporation allocates arbitrary number of dollars from one unit to another? Do they even keep track of stats? Do they just consider the whole charade a cost of doing business and write it off?

soo what they are saying is that instead of playing their trash game I should just go outside? ok then

you need to stop calling shit shit and eat the shit

I thought we were long, LONG past the

"surely talking shit about customers will make them buy our games"

style of forced advertising?

You people really don't want to touch grass huh

journalism is just social media shitposting with a brand identity

SAAR
SAAR YU NID TU STAP COMPLAYNIN AND RYDIM DOUM
SAAR YOU BLOODY BENCHOD
SAAR PLEYS

Poojeet didn't read the note.

jeet cope

jeet seethe

it's funny how the quality of game journalism has gotten even worse

what is movie name sir?? can you download link subtitles in hindi

3 million players?

Its not worth $70, it's really that simple.

Doom is good. Why? because I say so, saar.

You need to shut the fuck up and consume the product.

Journalism in 2025

dollars for less content than 2016 and Eternal
it makes me angry that after shilling how long it is, if you dont replay levels 10x to hunt for that 8 gold you missed, it takes like 10 hours to beat, which is less than eternal or 2016
i played on nightmare and took me 12 hours, though it was on 120% speed, since on 100% its way too easy, so i guess you can set it to 50% speed and have a 20hour game ...

This article sponsored by Microsoft

So we're getting the begging articles already?

bhatnagar

imo they're pushing the "doomguy badass" shit way too hard. It's getting to wholesome Keanu Chungus levels of obnoxious

What games are PAJEETCORE?
You need to truly be BROWN to enjoy them?

VAX RETARDO

jeet game journo

reads like it was made with ChatGPT

"fuck gamers" "touch grass"

"buy the heckin' woke and valid game"

Gonna have to redeem google cards after this.

made by jeets

No wonder it's shit

Let's insult our potensial customers!

PLEASE BE REDEEMING कयामत SAARS
FOR THOSE NOT KNOWING कयामत IS DOOM SAARS
MANY OF MY BROTHERS WORKED THE GAME IT IS VERY WELL BUILDING
DO NOT LISTEN TO THE GRASSY TOUCHING VIRGINS DHANYAVAAD

$70 for a 10 hours single player game is just too much bruh. Eternal was so packed with content and it was $60.