Pure pazaak

because he's your psycho. your attack dog and he'll obey your every order

All Jedi are, especially a kid named Anakin

Whatever happened there...

Who? Never heard of him.

Old Jedi Masters.

He is that weirdo you run into in the jedi ruins on dantooine and then he basically disappears forever.

You'd be a complete retard to change his class and take sneak attack away from him.

ᵍᵉnᵉʳᵃˡ

You know, Meetra Surik's former apprentice? He then worked for the republic as a spy. Working under the guise of a historian and teacher on Dantooine.

and then he basically disappears forever.

He traveled alongside the Handmaiden in the Exiles adventures.

The Exile is a man. Thank you Disney for giving control back to the fans and taking the Truth (tm) away from that asian incel.

things you'd only know if you played a female character

No because in my game there's a mod where female exile gets Handmaiden and I never see this bland shitter again after dantooine.

Thank you Disney

Yes...thanks.

I loved Pazaak so much I won all the tournaments got every card and had enough credits for the rest of the game.
I even downloaded the standalone fanmade Pazaak Cantina game and used to play competitively online with other people before it shutdown.
I've played a few different App versions and one of them Pazaak Cantina: Card Game is pretty good except its missing the Star Wars music and sound effects because those are copyrighted.
If I had IRL friends I would 100% buy a physical Pazaak set online and a few sets of Old Republic credits and force my them to learn and play the game.
Love me some Pazaak.

He was a very fearful, angry, hateful, suffering kid

wdym?

He truly is the most boring companion by an unquantifiable amount. T3 has more going for him. I will never know what the fuck the reasoning behind taking away Handmaiden, a top 3 story important party member because of Atris and shoving this shitter in.

Replayability and a short development timeline? I might be the only person on this shit hole that doesn't mind him. Yes, he definitely falls short compared to the rest of the cast. But his perspective and dynamic between the rest of the crew does stand out.

Meetra Surik

literally W H O

How does Kreia even get to Telos without the Handmaiden on board. That’s explicitly why Kreia needed Handmaiden as part of the crew.

You just outed yourself as a consolebrown

*a console calrissian

if you dont have agp and roleplay as a woman in a borderline harem simulator, you are a third world console peasant.

Turn Bao-Dur into Jedi

He never says anything worthwhile again, just thinks loudly in your direction hoping you can hear him

can't wear robes

therefore can't use most force powers

dies before endgame

Why the fuck is he so useless? Did his voice actor fuck off mid recording or something?

For me? Goto.

True. Which is why (at least in legends) both the Handmaiden and the Disciple were part of the crew.

For some reason, he was supposed to die helping HK break into the Factory, but that was early in development. By the time the game was to be released and the HK factory was supposed to be DLC through Xbox Live, the factory wasn’t restricted to the endgame and could be done any time after Nar Shadaa for some reason.

HACKER

his model is so damn weird looking

captcha: trasg

fucking christ I'm way too drunk for this shit I don't understand what any of you schizos niggers are saying

I played KOTOR 1 and 2 primarily on xbox as a middle schooler and then replayed them on PC later

It's been a long time but I remember Avellone or some other writer saying online somewhere that he was never intended to be all that important. He was deliberately designed as a 2nd tier party member who dies before the ending, which is kinda funny.

It's like they forgot how to model arms.
Based Trasg

grotesque protuberances in the form of vasculature poking out all over the feminine form

This is why the dark side loses.

The handmaiden and disciple were always both recruitable.

gaslight girlboss gatekeep

The canon protagonist

ignored pic

genuine retard

canon

Lmao. Thanks to the mouse, I choose what is canon.

According to what? Was this name ever uttered in the game? On the box? In the manual?

It was mentioned in a shit book that hates the games

What does space jesus have to do with some literally who?

canon

Ignored. Revan was a tiny girl and Exile was space Jesus in my canon.

this is my canon.

Based

Based and same

Not mine.

Jedi Jesus for Light Side
Buzzcut for Dark Side

Which profile?

ABSOLUTELY
ACHUTA

CHOODA BONNA WADDA NEEDY BOBO

Soul patch or mullett, there are no acceptable alternatives.

Black guy for thief playthroughs

I need SWTOR to end with her and Malgus killing each other already.

Mucha Shaka Paka

DUDE
ALCOHOL

Because he's the best companion in the game next to HK47

I like these two the most, but really I'll use any portrait that isn't from the middle column

Every day of his life felt like shooting womp rats back home

Unironically? The Jedi council was scared of him and refused to support him so he sought help from Palpatine.

goofy looking fella if you ask me

i like blackjack
pazaak is fucking rigged because your opponents literally get to have decks with better cards and not as a matter of them building a better deck but literally they get cards you have no access to at the time you play against them
a pazaak rework would be acceptable if the cancelled remake ever gets made swoop racing too

That's why I like him. It's the face of someone who doesn't immediately scream "I'm a powerful Jedi who brought worlds to their knees"

Well, a dark side Exile would certainly train Atton because of that. A light side Exile would see a chance for redemption. Kreia says it already during the scene in Atris' cells. If the Exile is a jedi, he will forgive, if he is not, he will not care.

Meetra Surik? Never heard of the guy.

SAND

He always seemed gay to me even though he hits on female characters many times in the game
I always played male by the way

guy

Yes

Because he's reformed. Also potential. If I were in the same situation I'd be awakening as many people as I could to the Force. I'd be like that comic of the wizard just creating shotguns and dropping them everywhere he goes. Straight up Total non-Force User Death

I mean

Mmph

Disney be like

Who?

Kotor 2 is pretentious garbage

cope, faggot

People who say shit like this will never offer their own preferred media for fear of being criticized.

Kotor 1, the superior game by all accounts.

In the book, titled "Revan," one of the worst I have ever read in the Expanded Universe (and I read most of the shit surrounding the Yuuzhan Vong). In it, the Exile is a lame bitch named Meetra Surik, who is absolutely useless and does nothing of note other than being stabbed in the back by the Sith faggot you recruit in the shitty TOR MMO. The more time passes, the more I am glad Bioware made a shit MMO instead of shitting out KOTOR III and making it even worse.

I don't want Disney going anywhere near Revan
Them not knowing him is the best turn of events in this situation
He will remain pure and not cringe(as long as you ignore SWTOR)

Jedi Academy.

is there a remake coming out soon or something
why are there so many kotor threads the last couple weeks

if they drop a remake on the 25th we'll know it was astroturfed on Anon Babble

I'm chewing through the X Wing series right now and it's super fun. Is the Vong stuff really that bad? I read the Thrawn Trilogy + Duology, and it seems to be setting the invasion up pretty blatantly

KOTOR II is quite literally the only instance of a piece of deconstructionist media that is well-made in the Star Wars franchise. It showcases an actual earnest attempt to show the weaknesses of BOTH Jedi and Sith. I maintain that KOTOR I is the better Star Wars game, while KOTOR II is the better overall game. The original game has the hero's journey as it should be, while the sequel has a more muddled tone that while incomplete is still quite fun.

Yeah, it gets pretty bad. You're just about done with most of the good shit, it goes downhill fast. I almost want to overexaggerate how bad it is so that you still have fun with it. At the end of the day there are parts that are still quite good and overall the Vong while uninspired are still far better than what came after. It's just that there's an absolute mountain of shit, and all the good parts are inside that mountain.

Are there any mods or patches that I need to know for these games?

kotor - dual blue lightsabers

kotor 2 - single green lightsaber

Prove me wrong

You're just about done with most of the good shit

kotor - dual red and purple lightsabers

kotor 2 - single silver lightsaber

ftfy

sheeeit malak I'm finni shove a lightsaber up yo ass fo double crossin me nigga

meme colors

He is right though that silver lightsaber is the way to go. What a kickass color.

Silver is gay. Anon Babble is an orange lightsaber board.

Twin Peaks

You get double the crystals with a dual build in kotor 2. Not that the game needs to be any easier than it already is.

Meetra Surik is a canon and there's nothing you faggots can do about it. She's also a woman. Die mad

I had that in Jedi Academy, for KOTOR II silver felt right tho

George you have no right to judge.
youtube.com/watch?v=0BKLslxaX9E

So true. Not to good or evil looking, perfect for a war criminal with a heart of gold

Thank you, anon. If I may ask what was the crystal color of the rest of the team? For me it was...
Atton: Bronze
Mira: Purple and Orange
Handmaiden: Cyan
Visas: Red
Kriea: Green
Disciple: Viridian
Bao-Dur: Blue

didn’t play the game

he doesn’t lose his scoundrel levels, he just starts gaining sentinel levels instead, he still has all the sneak attack he got from his scoundrel levels but now he can cast force speed and force armor
he even has special clothing that has better defense than any jedi robe while not restricting force powers like armor does

Your bad faith conclusion says a lot about your character anon. Can you not think of any other possibilities? You're taking the worst possible scenario and painting me with it. Unwise.

missionbros...

She's just not cute enough.
Id still hit it but I wouldn't be happy.

Whatever happened there!?!?!?

Your greed is unbecoming of a Jedi

what other explanation is there for you thinking making atton a jedi takes away his sneak attack?
you either didn’t play the game or never made atton a jedi

she has such a fucking e-girl face somehow

I'm telling you to come up with another idea. One that isn't purely negative. You had your chance to ask before you put me in a box. Instead you jumped to the worst possible scenario and ran with it.

I have felt the touch of a woman, it does not bother me.

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