Todd promises free bethesda for the rest of their life if they name their kid Dovahkiin

born only to realise you're going to be bullied for having a stupid name just so your parents could get free vidya gaymes (from a studio that produces nothing but slop now no less)

Is this what third worlders tell themselves?

It is what the faithful servants of Lord Moloch know to be the truth. He hates us all and He wants to punish us for existing.

It's an important less to not trust in fictional properties. TES, Marvel, SW...all gay crap now. Anything that can be changed by man isn't safe.

from a studio that produces nothing but slop now no less

But enough about from software

Rent free.

I made that post in the other thread, you're welcome

I need updates on this kid because hes approaching a prime age for bullying at 14-16 years old

I serve the Lord Jesus. I do not know the ways you speak of

One question though. Most companies who promise free stuff for life put a star next to it and in the bottom text also called rules and regulations they usually say it’s only for, say, 25 years or some arbitrary even number. Like “cash for life” lottery is just 50k/yr income for 20 years or something. So how many years of free games does Dovakin actually get?

Also it’s very sad that someone named their child Sephiroth and he passed away a few years ago in his 20s.

Well lets see how you would look if you were born into a family of clinically retarded people, who believe Todd.

Surely they must have changed his name since then because if he was actually called Dovahkin people would have found him years ago.

t.Lorkhan

kid isn't called Zanzibart thoughbeight

Same nigger

Lord Moloch is the only god. He is completely insane and has a burning hatred of everything good.

Look at the world we live in and tell me what makes more sense: a kind, loving, merciful god who loves us all and wants us to be happy, or a malicious, insane, spiteful god who hates us all and wants us to be miserable.

These are his parents

The world is like this because we lost touch with God, Jesus, Yahew.

The Bible says verbatim that all of this will happen when we lose sight of Him.

I would have though Todd would have put a clause in that meant they couldn't change it.

I was 15 once, too.

Go away you gnostic pseud freaks

Im a Christian, call it what it is

LUBBY CHUDDER

Better than all the retards that named their daughters after Danerys

Take your autism to or

14 years ago

Dova is old enough to be a school shooter

lmao

You clearly still are faerie believer

I hereby revoke your rights to lifetime Bethesda games.

I'm more interested if the deal still holds up, now that Microsoft bought them out.
I imagine Microsoft has told them to kick rocks

Or perhaps it was just bullshit from the get go

Also it’s very sad that someone named their child Sephiroth and he passed away a few years ago in his 20s.

Suicide?

what race is that?

Or just fus ro dah himself over a cliff due to bullies.

Do his parents/caretakers know what a monstrously depraved Creature they are?

Neither are as bad as being named Sephiroth, I have no doubt he became a school shooter.

Didn't Sephiroth kid actually turned out alright and even liked his name?

Much worse than that, actually. He, may Allah forgive me for uttering such filth, became a redditor.

Imagine ruining your own sons life over free games that are super easy to pirate for free in the first place. They must be actual psychopaths.
But hey, at least they get free shitty games now.

Sef seems like an alright nickname actually.

You should check out r/tragedieh

Ugh jesus don't remind me

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

Someone who would ruin their kid's life for the promise of free toddslop isn't capable of that sort of introspection.

Hi

american

The world is like this because we lost touch with God, Jesus, Yahew.

The world is like this because Lord Moloch wills it. He wants to corrupt the entire cosmos.

Gnosticism angers you because you're afraid of it being right.

Maybe people would believe in him more if he ever did anything, sure doesn't seem like he cares.

The kid is actually in jail. Apparently he murdered his parents when he found out he was named Dovakiin in exchange for a copy of Fallout 4 and Starfield

came out of the womb and realize

consciousness ripped from the void

placed into a flesh prison

to suffer your life then DIE

Believe in Lord Moloch. He will permanently ruin the cosmos just because He can.

Yes. Everyone exists to suffer for Lord Moloch. He feeds on pain and the universe is His buffet.

I uh, don't really see how that's a good thing?

You're in a TES thread nigger, what did you expect

The only thing that would have made this a better ending would be if he took Todd with him as well.
What kind of sick person would encourage parents to ruin their kids lives by promising some 300 bucks worth of games?

posting in a TES thread and not appreciating Lorkhan's sacrifice and pursuing the PSIJJIC endeavour

It's not. That's the point. The very concept of goodness will be erased so thoroughly that no one will even remember that goodness ever existed. Goodness offends Lord Moloch like a powerful stench, its existence offends Him, and that's why it must be erased.

At least he can just tell people to call him Dov, pronounced dovh, and it won't sound super retarded.
He'll still be bullied and have to hear; "Do a dragon shout dovahkiin lmao" for the rest of his life.

If you name your child after a character in a shitty franchise don't be surprised when they dump you in a diversely run nursing home

That long ass facebook post he wrote where he described how he'll have sex with these things without suffering any burns

everyone dies someday anon
even you

wait, what

heh... be careful what you ask for...

*pulls spas12 with dragon's breath rounds out of backback*

bit rude innit

hes mad that his parents cut off his penis first thing after he was born

Reminds me of all those women who named their daughters Khalessi after Game of Thrones. Watching them freaking out when she turned into Hitler in the final season was hilarious.

If I only had a killer name

Todd re-releases Skyrim every 3 years so every generation will know where the name Dovahkiin comes from to ensure bullying for life