Game is about a homogeneous community becoming corrupted by a semitic person metaphorically poisoning the well

Game is about a homogeneous community becoming corrupted by a semitic person metaphorically poisoning the well

Gee, I wonder why it didn't get localized?

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Meds

pretty sure that the antagonist is a pasty ass fat cracker like you

homogeneous community

It's a group of refugees who mind raped themselves because they felt guilty.

The game is deeper than that but we literally cannot have that discussion on Anon Babble

Who doesn’t care if the rest of the world dies, as long as he has his safe space.

Is mother 3 really better than earthbound? I've never played

Yes. 3 is the best one followed by 1 honestly. 3 fully realizes all mechanics 2/EB flubbed up (running, rolling HP, on-screen encounters) and has a real plot. The plot makes 3 a bit harder to replay but it is still a shorter game than 2 as well, which is a fucking slog.

Having played Mother 3, I get the feeling that Itoi might be a bitter Japanese communist boomer who likes yelling at clouds just like Hayao Miyazaki.

There is a scene where Lucas is (implied?) raped by a tranny in a hotspring. That is the reason Reggie dodged the question anytime some sperg brought up localizing Mother3 to him.

The transvestites were the good guys

I like Mother 3 well enough, but FUCK no.

they drop shaving kits when they die

It's only implied. Itoi says that the guy just drowned Lucas a little bit to unlock his power but he purposefully made it look like rape to cause an emotional reaction.

There's also a character named reggie that looks like this lmao.

2 is overrated as fuck, friend. I don't care if it defined your childhood in anyway it is not fun to replay at all and most people drop it on their first try once they get to the Fourside stuff.

Porky is literally Waito Piggu go Home

This dude is based and filters Undertale tourists immediately

I see no problem here.

He's also one of the few townsfolk in the intro that resists the pigs after the timeskip.

I like Mother 3 the best too but you have to play all three games to truly understand and appreciate the story.

Ok?

Read between the lines.

Oh i get it.

I agree with that, I played them in order myself and unless you do the same you cannot truly get the over-arching vibe. 2 especially suffers if you don't play 1 first despite the huge amount of fags telling others 1 doesn't matter. Then people play 2 and fail to engage with what's happening due to the lack of a wordy plotline.

b-but Japs aren't woke

t. weebs

Also agree, but I feel like playing Mother 1 first makes Earthbound worse. Why so many people jackoff EB so hard is because they didn't play M1 and don't see how derivative but more limited it is.

Actually it was a happy socialist community corrupted by capitalism (The introduction of money and consumerism via happy boxes) and a fat manchild pushing an authoritarian movement who was never held accountable for his crimes.

The humor in Mother 3 is admittedly funnier, and the final boss is godlike, but that's about it as far as improvements go.

Mother 3 has one of the worst pacing issues out of any game I've played. The first half is way too long and the second half is way too short. The halfway point should have actually been the first third of fourth of the game. There are also absolutely asinine sections, like the part where you have to walk across the seafloor, or Leder's cringeworthy exposition dump.

Overall, Mother 3 is a clumsy, confused mess that lacks the creative vision and biting cleverness of Earthbound. The story's heavy-handed messaging trips over itself constantly and ends up saying nothing by the end.

There is a lot of woke in Japan (especially recently) but I wouldn't put Itoi in that crowd. He does things that are non-traditional and uncomfortable not to promote an agenda, but to provoke a reaction and make the audience think. It's like dadaism.

never held accountable

He technically gets life in prison

3 has pacing issues

implying 2 doesn't

Into the trash it goes

Porkey gets eternal life in prison. He's in the capsule for billions of years.

capitalism is… le bad

NOOOOOOOOOOO HOW DARE YOU PIRATE THE GAME?!

Except he went into it willing and thinks he got the best of the party because they can't kill him.

It wasn't communism, tard, they were a full blown anarchist society that they were only able to achieve through brainwashing everybody. The point of Mother 3 isn't "muh capitalism", it's that you shouldn't forget the past, nor let the past decide your future. Porky became evil because he couldn't let go of how he pushed his only friends and family away, while Tazmilly brushed their past under the rug completely. It's some deep shit man.

2's pacing is not nearly as bad as 3's and it's absolutely braindead to imply otherwise.

He also tried to kill everybody (including himself) because he thought he would be safe. Porkey isn't smart and doesn't know what he wants.

until the universe restarts and he is so twisted he has turned into a creature later known as Giygas that is found by Maria and George

you can play mother 1 by itself and fully appreciate the story.
EB was an unnecessary "sequel" whose only umbilical to M1 was Giygas's 5 minutes of screen time. 3 isn't attached to M1 at all, really.

Porkey finally gets a loving mother

This is kino and I belive it

Porky did nothing wrong

I often play 1, then 3, and skip 2 because it is a shit replay due to its pacing. Cope.

Can anyone get PSI? On paper Porky has billions of years to figure it out, which is horrifying because nobody would be able to breach the Absolutely Safe Capsule to stop him from becoming an idiot god like Giygas. This guy could turn the universe into his personal Magicant.

I like how Earthbound looks more than Mother 3 but that's just me.

3 isn't attached to M1 at all, really.

The Nowhere Islands are extremely comparable to 1's magicant and the implications of that are left up in the air for the player

This game is literally anti-capitalist woke.

It's not. You didn't play it.

It wasn't communism

Where did i say that? You aren't one of those brainwashed idiots who think communism and socialism are the same thing?
Also Pokey used capitalism to destroy the sense of community that the village had to make it easier to take over. Don't forget, Fassad introduced money, and then set it up to make it look like Duster stole it to start seeding conflict within the community, where it culminated in villagers like Issac joining the Pig Mask Army and saying Lucas would be his enemy.
Also you're making the false assumption that the lesson is 'capitalism bad', it was used to push evil's means, and it could also be a critique consumerism as well. But it's more about what you said about dealing with the past.

thinking about meds

Ngmi

isn't it because nintendo is afraid of the backlash for magyipsies being a parody of trannies?

They weren't a socialist community they just didnt have the concept of money.

Will we ever be rid of woketards so art can be free?

Nintendo would be afraid now of conservatives rioting after them because they've gone full culture war again given Magypisies are portrayed as positive trans people.

Well Tazmilly isn't socialist either so I guess neither of us know what we're talking about.
Also the Pigmasks are an obvious allusion to fascists so wouldn't that make Porky the socialist? He gives everyone who moves to New Pork City a free home and mandates adult males to join the military.

they just didnt have the concept of money.

So socialist.

So cavemen were socialist as well then

You have no idea what you are talking about.

What?

portrayed as positive trans people.

That's true it's one of the few games that actually portraits trannies as molesters aswell as portraying how they actually look like

Even worse, cavemen were primitive-communists.

Didn't play the game

I did you forget how they drop shaving kits after death lmao?

the concept works without the player knowing about Magicant.
Magicant is different each game, either way. It doesn't necessarily need direct comparison to Mary's Magicant.

Lucas didn't get molested lmao it's just a fucked up joke. He got drowned and resuscitated by his own PSI. The bit where they all eat magic mushrooms and have traumatic hallucinations before swimming in a pool of trash and human waste was way worse.

I don't need to play a game to talk about it.

If Porky is immortal, why does he look all fucked up and old

Mother 3 is woke and anti-cap!!

'utopia' sticks villagers are all half retarded and rely on a single cowboy man to resolve any kind of real trouble

without this 1 man they're all easily manipulated and transformed into luxury addicted pigs

In Mother, time travel is extremely dangerous and can warp your appearance. Porky time traveling without taking precautions turned him into a living mummy while preventing him from actually dying.

You do realize everyone shaves, right?
I mean, it's a given you don't know anything about women since you're an incel, but still...

Except I can directly compare it to Mary's Magicant. Both these things have a slumbering dragon beneath them and the people keeping the Nowhere Islands' presence in check live in houses akin to the denizens of 1's Magicant

Cope, Undertale tourist, the magypsies drop razors because they are men that need to constantly shave and even though they do they still all have stubble.

You do realize everyone shaves, right?

They're literally shown with beard shadows you absolute blind retard.
I get it, i guess it's hard to admit a game you really like is making fun of you.

they literally lived in communes, dude

Still doesn't understand everyone has body hair

I can see why no woman wants anything to do with you.

You really do not understand what communism is. I recommend you read Marx or at the very least a Wikipedia page about communism or socialism before you continue to make yourself look uneducated on the internet.

its a massive downgrade in every respect besides the battle system, and if youre not playing on a real gba thats going to be shit as well. youd have to be a full on faggot to think 3 is better

Dude, the shop just gives you stuff if you wanted it before capitalism was introduced, same with how Caroline would make cookies for you free if you bring her nuts and then after the town turns capitalist, you need to buy them.

Spoiler

Subtle, but shame you're brainwashed.

magypies have the same amount of stubble as tf2's classes. lol

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Projecting, troon. Sorry Mother 3 openly mocks your kind while also utilizing them seriously as characters within a story. I realize it must be mind-boggling to you that both things are possible when a game isn't written by a self-righteous niggerfaggot sycophant looking to generate more capital from insane troons.

I'm happy as a guy, unlike you.
I get it, you're angry because they're white, unlike you.

Japanese people are white

based

I'm happy as a guy, unlike you

So why are you defending troons if you're not one?

If it got an official translation you'd just complain about it, because you're addicted to complaining. You'll never be satisfied because you don't actually want to be satisfied.

mother 3 is funnier

only if youre a redditor

I'm honestly glad the mother series mostly died in obscurity.

Hey now, you're ruining Anon Babble's narrative with the facts.

Except for the duplicitous one that betrayed everyone for the fascist pig

Why? Now it ended up with just as retarded of a fanbase as undertale.

tranny immediately gets racist when detected

kek faggot

Projection. I'm not complaining about anything. Wouldn't buy an official translation anyway, the game is 20 years old.

It didn't which is why there's a dozen shit fan games/sequels amongst other obvious examples of it not being obscure at all, like being in fucking Smash

Confirming they're everything they hate.

LMAO

I wouldn't put Itoi in that crowd.

literally the music that plays in one of the shops before the pigs come is stolen from the beatles song Back in the U.S.S.R.
its literally communism good, capitalism bad the game

Why don't you answer the question why are you defending troons if you're not one?

the troon delusion deepens

Cope, tranny

2 is the only good mother game. only retarded hipsters who think they are super cool and smart for liking objectively worse games because its not LE POPULAR think otherwise.

communism good

Is he wrong?
Trannies and faggots were put into concentration camps under communism unlike in america where they're a holy cow.

Or maybe it's just a pretentious fucking game with acceptable RPG mechanics and you mentally ill faggots keep making a mountain out of your own shit about it.

Earthbound is an amazing and comfy adventure, with great music. Mother 3 is worse overall, but the battle system had some improvements. It actually is impressive how good Mother 3 combat is considering how basic it is.

It's much deeper than that you are just too mindbroken by modern politics to look at it objectively.

Still having a meltdown after being exposed

LOL

Smashniggers are subhuman and what they think doesn't matter, sorry.

Doing what, jorking it?

But enough about yourself.

literally NO U

Cope, tranny, Undertale merely tricked you into thinking these games were for you.

He just sits there seething in rage that Ness never tried to find and redeem him.

n-n-n-no u...

LOL, try again

It's much deeper than that

you're right
he also stole much more music and anything steven speilberg has ever shit out

Why can't you tell why you're defending troons if you're not a tranny?.

Lesson is pretty obvious then

Communism

Island happy and soulful

Pigmask trump fascism

Island sad and soulless

t. didn't play the game

this png.... BROKE me...

literally no u, no u

If any other trannies are lurking this thread, kill yourselves/stay in your Undertale/Deltarune/Undertale piss version shitpit threads, ok?

trannies are literally magical gods that work with the commies in mother 3...

He's still having a meltdown

Please proceed

he still can't answer the question

Nit veating the troon allegations

Thinking this works when this is the theme of the village after it's gutted by the Pig Mask Army

youtube.com/watch?v=yLNFc4OkNnc

(((Minch)))

samefag

Uh-huh, sure, self-important troon

Subtle, but shame you're brainwashed.

You're probably fucking with me but believe it or not, fascism is unironically a non-Marxian variant of socialism. Benito Mussolini was a member of the Italian Socialist party before founding the National Fascist Party.
Both of what I said are tenants of fascism. Porky has total control over media through the Happy Boxes, which do nothing other than broadcast propaganda for his empire. All the restaurants and services are controlled by Porky as well, and much of it exists only to fuel the wartime economy. Porky is literally Hitler.

enter thread

some troon is having a messy dilation sesh

kek good work anons

Now he's just projecting

LOL

dont waste your time with subhuman commies (redundant) they're not people so they don't understand human language

still cant answer

I accept your concession.

most of them are niggers who dropped out in 5th grade

it should have been him

Why'd you stop samefagging, I was entertained by that.

You missed the point. The village wasn't an idyllic paradise. It was an escapist fantasy that people hypnotized themselves into to avoid the guilt of ruining the world, just like how Porkey hypnotized them into a consumerist dictatorship. It was about facing reality and not looking not giving up your sense of self for a sense of false happiness.

I prefer 3 over 2, but it's extremely subjective, imo

Benito Mussolini was a member of the Italian Socialist party before founding the National Fascist Party.

So your whole theory rests on an association fallacy that because he was part of one group and then becomes something else. It must have come from that first group. Just ignoring the fact that fascists were authoritarian ultranationalists who opposed democracy, liberalism, and socialism. Or how you're banking on the economic aspect that ignores the fact the leaders of the fascist regime, not the people, are the state and is regulated by their whims.
As for Pokey he's a fascist and clearly not a socialists since everything is made to service him and not the community. Which very clearly stated.

socialists since everything is made to service him and not thr community

Sounds pretty socialist to me lol.

So your whole theory rests on an association fallacy

My brother, Hitler's political party was literally called the National Socialist Party. How is that an association fallacy? If anything you're sputtering out No True Scotsman.

P-p-projection!

Might as well say that whole "I'm rubber you're glue" bit.

Semitic

Literally an all blonde family, living in a stereotypical picturesque suburban home.

retard

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I love 3. More interesting structure, characters, it actually has a plot, and the gameplay blows Earthbound's out the park. Honestly, I always get really bored of EB around when you get Pop and end up dropping it. I've only managed to finish it once. The ending to EB is very striking but I find it a slog to get there.

*Poo

I'm the exact opposite, Earthbound is Mother 1: The Good Edition to me because let's be fair the gameplay and design in 1 is fucking garbage

He was just Porky's tool. And besides, he's stereotypically Muslim-Arab, not Jewish-Arab

He's using the 'he had it in his party's name so it must be true' excuse.

Just ignore when he got into power, Hitler targeted socialist and communists groups, purged civil service of suspected socialists, destroyed trade unions and the Night of the Long Knives when Hitler used extrajudicial killings against the remaining socialists within the party.
Trying to use a fallacy fallacy to defend something that can very easily be debunked by the facts.

Jews are white. They want you to think they aren't, so they don't get affected by their anti-white propaganda.

How come video games where religion has actual moral dilemmas get canceled or overshadowed so quickly?

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He's still the villain for the first half of the game, and they aren't hiding the money in the well by accident. Also, look up what semite actually means.

Muslims are Semitic, too, you know?
The only evil one of the family is Pokey, and he was (further) corrupted by Gygas.

Not that Anon but the National Socialist party is kind of a misnomer. There were two sides to the party, a left wing led by Gregor Strasser that was very much socialist (but anti-bolshevik) and the right wing led by Adolph Hitler that had complex economic worldview that was somewhat similar to state capitalism and was much more focused on authoritarianism and Revanchism. Hitler won out and had Strasser kicked out and then killed alongside the more socialist elements of the Nazi party.

Yes, communist Japan would be like China. We have to thank that student who had the samurai soul and stabbed the commie chairman during one of his speeches. Communism is the death of everything beautiful.

that student who had the samurai soul and stabbed the commie chairman during one of his speeches.

You mean the guy who ensured that Japan would be a (((US vassal state))) for the rest of its existence?

So he's a jew in muslim clothes? Or what was your point?

So he's a jew in muslim clothes?

Yes

He's a Muslim stereotype. Not a Jewish stereotype.

Not Jewish though, like what the OP was attempting to imply. In fact, a lot of Muslims hate Jews.

The only evil one of the family is Pokey

Pokey's father is abusive. And his mother is an air-headed Stepford wife. That's why she has that creepy permanent smile on her face.
Pokey was not corrupted by Gigyas. The big reveal for Pokey was that he was just evil on his own. And used Giygas to fulfill his own selfish desires.

Mother 3 is a lot more than "Dragon Quest in a modern setting" that is Earthbound. Even themes of Mother 1 is more than that.

Pokey Minch is a greasy little coward faggot and I would not have sex with him

Making him a sterotypical jew is too on the nose, and also not allowed.

the one thing commies did right was execute faggots in the streets for being products of capitalism

I can't get through Mother 3. Earthbound is a Japanese take on America which is funny, but in Mother 3 Itoi's T levels were dropping with age and it just comes across bitter and seething. Crazy that the gay guy who rapes Lucas is portrayed as a good guy.

Stereotypical Republican party family

Aloysius

Implied to be a banker who doesn't create anything, only enslaves people in debt (like Ness's dad), beats his kids, and is an alcoholic who wastes time in bar.

Lardna

Stepford wife who immediately starts cheating on Aloysius the moment he's gone

Pokey

Turns into figurative hitler

Picky

Against all odds, turns out to be a good kid.
Sounds right.

Yes, even though purists will poo-poo 3 for not following through on EB64 it’s still a more well-rounded experience making it better to play than Earthbound.

a banker who doesn't create anything, only enslaves people in debt (like Ness's dad), beats his kids, and is an alcoholic who wastes time in bar.

He's literally me.

Japan at least got a better deal than North Korea. Also the PRC would have made damn sure that communist Japan had a bad time after the fall of the Soviet Union.

They are doing pretty good by themselves so far. Fortunately the Japanese aren't soulless bugs like chinks.

And even then that was a product of their own brands of Socialism rather than Communism.

9618 #

a banker who doesn't create anything, only enslaves people in debt

cool it with the antisemitic remarks

Man Who Corrupted Hadleyburg

But, yeah, the story is as old as time itself.

How did communism get taken over by trannies?

Only leftists are anti-Semitic.

soulless

SOVL

So you agree private banks are bad and need to be regulated and nationalized?

I know a Reggie that looks exactly like this

What's the problem?

It's funny how the only reason they hate and care about israwl is because they view them as white

only when it's convenient. it's the jewish standard

Anything China made, Japan did better. Also Japan has always been ahead without sacrificing its integrity and culture. Meanwhile in China we got a regime who starved people and outright rejected traditions, way to go Chink.

It was unironically a CIA psyop. America promoted anti-USSR leftist groups so even America's ideological enemies became strategic allies in the Cold War.

So you agree private banks are bad and need to be regulated and nationalized?

yes

Palestinians are semites too

Never been a CIA psyop. Communism has always been inherently anti tradition, culture and values.

This excluding Mahjong. Fuck Riichi Mahjong.

Democracy sucks but it's the best system we have.

How the fuck do you know the names of the parents?

Implied to be a banker who doesn't create anything

No he's not. Pokey's father took a loan from the bank, and now he's impoverished. You guys are making up fake facts, and then running away with them.

earthbound/mother 3 threads are officially more demented and mind broken than dragon ball threads holy shit, at least dragon ball threads are funny, you people just misinterpret the game so hard it make me worry about the average gamer literacy, i guess that explains why most mother likes are usually creepy pasta slop

Leftists were always anti-semetic except when you mention "DA JEWS CONTROL THE MEDIA/GOVERNMENT" in that case they'll be happy to bat for jews if it means owning da chuds.

Excellent, don't forget to ban all religion too. Don't need that superstitious trash infecting the brains of people.
And don't forget to nationalize healthcare, energy industry and starlink. That's a national security threat on its own.

democracy is the best

ancient hellas proved it is not

All of this only unironically.

i'd like to ban hijabs and shit yeah

Pokey's father took a loan

Pokey gave a loan to ness's father which he hasnt payed back causing them to live in poverty though there's no implication he's a banker dont know whst those other anons are talking about

He is also a tranny

Name a better one then.

Shalom

This is boring
Where are the animes and videogames and porn

As long as Jesus is banned from public spaces and all religious buildings can no longer take any government funds and pay property taxes.
Can't just stop at the beekeeper suits.

Anarcho-primitivism

I agree, although Ohiobound is woke and ruins itoi's vision from mother 2 (or milquetoast 2 as I call it). Although clearly a decline from the perfection of the original and nowhere near as bad as milquetoast3 the localization or should I say WOKEalization does it no favors.

The fucks that.

monarchism
fascism

idk i just like safe walkable cities

He's more a parody of greedy Americans. He's literally just Wario. I'd be surprised if anyone who'd worked on the game was even aware of the "greedy Jew" stereotype.

walkable cities

MIGA comic

Classic

i don't really care about jesus shit. not a christian but christians seem alright

fuck mudslime raperats tho

monarchism

fascism
Those are shit systems and only work as long as the ruler is a benevolent and good which is impossible to guarantee and if they ever stop being so there is absolutely no way to get rid of him.

What the fuck are you talking about? Porky is the American parody villain
Fassad is obviously arab/middle eastern, just look at his beta design too

Yes, this is a MAGA board.

It is true though, Hitler was also in a Socialist party beforehand.

under democracy leaders are always shit and never held accountable

there's a reason europe developed into modern nations under monarchism and not d*mocracy

Reddit screencap

Okay MIGA

they are the good guys

Literally the one that corrupts the village and fucks up everything up is one of the trannies, then you have them sending Claus to get himself killed
If anything they are neutral at best

Jihadist fucks can tongue my anus too.

why are y'all like this

there's a reason europe developed into modern nations under monarchism and not d*mocracy

Usa was a democracy.

Mother 3 tries too hard and doesn't have the subtle charm that Earthbound does

The one that does it is corrupted by capitalism and fascism.

Really makes you think

media literacy status?

Hit enter too early.
It is true though, Hitler was also in a Socialist party beforehand. Fascism is the socialist rejection of Marxism, like how republicanism rejected democracy.

as long as Jesus is bann-

SHALOM

oh yeah, I guess you're right. I think I misread the text. But still, he guesses that he loaned Ness's family about 100k. And then says it could have been less. If he was some big wig banker guy, he wouldn't be impoverished by loaning a ballpark estimate of 100k.

No? He was just bored

Cool it with the anti semetism

Trannies are not real women.

a queer character probably molested a kid

I really wonder why they didn't localize it

Not bored, corrupted.
He wasn't an amoral monster from the start since he doted that mouse. He even admits he was just used as a pawn of porky by the end.

No anon that scene just shows wether player has a dirty mind or not

Mother 3

Insistent upon itself. I’m so glad this shit died off, the era where people praised it to no end was awful.
Then Undertale happened.

He never mentions he is doing it for money or personal gain, he just seems to enjoy being an asshole

Nowhere is it said he was corrupted.

he just seems to enjoy being an asshole

That's called being a Republican

What the fuck are you talking about you dumb mutt?

you dumb mutt

HOW DID YOU KNOW

No really why did he do it besides haha im bored

That's not what i meant.

Man that is one dog-like dude.

How the fuck do you know the names of the parents?

The manual?

You got outplayed, don't double down.

Kinda smells dog like too...

I will you tranny mutt

The game never explains why fassad joined porkey other than he wa bored.

this future doctor was just practicing his surgical skills chud

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Cry about it tranny.

he got sick of protecting the nowhere islands for so long

Met this guy back when I was a bouncer at some club. Thought he looked like a dog at first, turns out he was just a regular ass dude. Had a weird fascination with chasing his tail and running after squirrels but I fucked with it.

having fun during trump's trans genocide

you're heartless

We get it, you hate fun.

Homogeneity is bad, and diversity is good. It was capitalism that corrupted the community.

This but ironically, and unironically

The game has no diversity themes
It's all just "CONSUMERISM BAD"

Get off of Anon Babble Snake.

i really cant this seriously from someone who cries anout drumpf, capitalism le facism.

rethuglican

Demoncrat

whats with all the undertale seething itt

Thats ok
you're not his type anyway

awarded.

Learn how to drive, faggot

whats with all the undertale seething itt

Live A Live fans being bitter that when people hear 'megalovania', this is what they think.
youtube.com/watch?v=wDgQdr8ZkTw

Only on a very surface level. You have to be pretty dumb to not get the point of Mother 3.

i'm not allowed to drive anymore

don't ask me why

Which is?

why do walkable shills post over 9000 year old euro ruins? when any walkable shit built in modern times would be like that huge slum hong kong used to have, if you know you know

Just bee yourself

so good at driving they banned him

Zased...so fucking zased...i kneel...

Fun fact: 9000 year old euro cities are not fun to walk around and outside of the 3 examples walklets wank over (notice how they never live in the cities they glorify? Hmm...) they have zero access to good public transit and are a literal cobblestone maze of endless hills and smelly alleys

I tried to play mother 3 but as soon as I saw Reggie i self fellated for 12 hours and passed out

I am going to be doing the fucking raping of you saars for posting the redditing saars

Why do people do this

isn't it weird that these threads attract sharty types like flies to a pile of shit

Mother 3 is shartycore

grifter comic