to instawhip you have to burn all of your rings, then charge the whip, then release it with correct timing, but the hitbox doesnt protect all angles at once so you can still get fucked over
to do a trick, run over this inconspicuous panel and wait until the fractured flying saucers are at their zenith, then hit a direction to go flying and if you hit the wrong direction or dont trick the map will usually kill you
if you tumbled into offroad its because you didnt DT the tumble to bounce in the direction you need to go
remember that ring boosts have an unexplained and undefined stacking effect that depends on your stats, rings, duration, other boosts, distance from first, venus being in retrograde, and the map
the blue effect in front of your kart which can only be seen when not under the 30 other effects means you can go throght tripwires, but get fucked if you didnt actually have enough speed
you can spindash to recover from slopes or spinouts but there is also a kill yourself button because respawning and using the lightsnake is often faster
the windmill of friendship boost only actually releases if you drive straight, for reasons
tethering’s effects, range, speed boost, and viability is the eight wonder of the world currently under investigation
yeah its simple