AT LEAST this has Gantu in it, unlike that stupid Live-Action movie!
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What a worthless remake much like all Disney live-action remakes.
No Maid Marian, no buy.
no fucking gantu in lilo & stitch.
Who the fuck is going to be the antagonist then? Another nameless Mcgeneral USA #034959606? Hamsterviel?
Ordinarily, I'd say the only reason to give a shit about this would be people using the Gantu model in porn, but Gantu already has an elder god tier custom porn model, so this game is actually still completely worthless.
Who the fuck is going to be the antagonist then?
Believe it or not, Jumba.
What a weird change.
I just don’t get why they would even bother to begin with. Clearly they didn’t have the budget necessary since it was meant to be an Disney+ exclusive show at first. Apparently at the end Nami goes to college and Lilo gets raised by a friend in the neighborhood instead. Weird changes all around.
Stitch alone can carry the movie though
I guess. Still why bother churning out a lesser remake at all? Beyond the money of course.
Still not as painful as Nani directly blaming Lilo for losing her job and ending the movie with her giving the custody of the kid to the state
Family means everyone gets left behind.
That is every live action demake, they are just paperwork for trademark renewalls
It’s astonishing how much Disney thinks they’re correcting mistakes when changing so many details of the story for the worse.
and here i thought it looked like a serviceable retread
I almost didnt know Jumba and Pleakly were in the movie because they wear "human disguises" (Regular ass live action humans). Butchered another classic.
Ohana means Orphan
look i got a dog
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disney live action remakes are peak corpo-slop
I think the thing that really floored me was hearing they made Jumba the villain in the movie.
Like sure, he calls himself a "evil mad scientist" and spent his days making living WMDs that terrorized the galaxy, but in the first movie; he just came off as a silly, quirky fat guy having fun. He never seemed all that villainous. Plus once he's essentially banished to Earth, he totally mellows out and becomes a chill Uncle to Lilo. So now what are they gonna do with him going forward since they said they're already revving up the Stitch media and merchandise machine.
they wear "human disguises"
Post them
Ohana means nothing to me.
Apparently this game has just over 400 players playing right now. How has Disney not axed? I would’ve probably played it if released as a full game, but since it’s a live service, downloading the game feels like applying for a new job.
Bruh
soulless
Just fucking burn disney to the ground already...
Save the industry
Kill a disney employee/contractor today
pleakly's disguise isn't a woman (eyepatch optional) with his voice dubbed over her lines
this is beyond soulless
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What the fuck Disney? Did you CGI the stool too? Why the fuck would the actor be pointing at the floor? They should have replaced Stitch with a live action dog if they were going to be this sloppy.
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pleakley no dress in drag = no watch
Is Disney trying to sabotage itself?
The other day I heard they removed the beginning scene of Tarzan (where his parents get attacked by the jaguar) for Disney+. What a mess.
He was such a jobber in the series. I think one episode he developed a disorder because Stitch beat him so much. Being written out of the movie was possibly the biggest job yet.
Why does King Candy look so weird? Also why didn't they give him a proper Turbo skin instead of the shitty recolor?
I hope everyone involved in that shitty live-action perishes.
Captain Gantu...the world wasn't ready for you.
He looks like something out of a fanmade sculpt.
what the fuck
did they just forget the whole "ohana means family" thing or
Worse they make a joke out of it.
That reminds me of the picture of one of the marvel movies with Samuel L. Jackson sitting at a desk with a gun and the only non cgi thing was the desk itself and the guns handle, yes they cgi'd a fucking gun prop into his hand, it is insane where they just film random shit and say "let the cgi monkeys work magic to let it all fit together"
The film will make a billy in the box office thanks to nostalgia addled unwashed masses with 0 standards.
I'll never forget you Gantu, even if Disney seemingly wants me to.
He's forever in our hearts.
The Disney formula:
Fill Kids with wonder and magic
Wait for them to grow up
Remake the old movies into realistic slop that completely removes all sense of wonder and magic
Hey there buddy
Remember all the good times and the wonder and magic that was in the world when you were young, before you got old and all the happiness was stripped away and you were beaten down into a lifeless husk
Yeah
Well here's that classic animated movie you liked so much, updated for vague modern audiences that may or may not exist
But Disney, this is awful, you've ruined it completely
We know, we just want to kill that last bit of hope and light left inside of you
I just hope that Zootopia 2 is going to be decent, I may be plenty cynical and jaded but I'm not sure how much more of this bullshit I can take.
Except the "modern audience" doesn't want it either. These remakes are movies for no one.
I liked Zootopia more than I thought I would. A main character almost causing a race war in a Disney movie was funny.
the year is 2005
disney keeps pumping out utter trash
kingdom hearts is the only product they have left that appeals to audiences
people are excited for the upcoming kingdom hearts 2
the year is 2025
disney keeps pumping out utter trash
kingdom hearts is the only product they have left that appeals to audiences
people are excited for the upcoming kingdom hearts 4
no Gantu
no cross-dressing pleakley
makes Bubbles the villain.
Disney is fucked.
That Looney Tunes movie was a lot of fun. Glad I went to see it in theatres.
Much of the "correcting" is destroying fantasy in favor of grim realism. It is not worth it.
He would get so much pussy if he just stopped caring about those fucking experiments and that hamster and just chilled on earth.
Let me guess they turned Lilos sister into a boss bitch like every other Nu Disney female
Pretty much, yeah. They completely gutted the film.
Zootopia to modern enough to where they won't butcher it yet. In 2 decades they will when they remake it with AI sloppa.
pretending to be outraged beyond belief about shit that doesn't matter is just the zoomie way of life i think.
See She abandons lilo to go to college.
What pussy? Whale pussy? He's like 15 feet tall.
original concept is a typical mockery of drag / gay culture, meant to be (rightfully) pointed and laughed at
Disney gets rid of it because of course they would, they are progressive and dont want to do that now
retards are upset about this now because they see the joke as some iconic tranny thing
I've seen girls take on massive dildos with ease. Plenty of girls would want his alien meat.
People had hope that they wouldn't ruin a live action Lilo & Stitch.
The fools... but it will still probably make $1 billion. Even trash like Moana 2 make $1 billion.
She gives Lilo away so she can pursue college. They absolutely hate any form of family bonding.
The worst part to me is that the simple joke of these obvious aliens wearing dogshit disguises and getting away with it is funny and removing it just makes it boring and stupid.
Anon, he is a giant. His dick would probably be as big as an average person.
I agree but most people are stupid and dont care about that aspect of it. they just want the alien to be a tranny
I bet the also cut the mosquito punchline.
Yeah, it's the same thing with the anti tourist aspect. With how people talk about it, you think that'd be the single and sole plot of the film when it's just a very minor part of it.
Pleakley isn't a mockery of anything, the joke is that he's an alien earth specialist but is so utterly clueless in his role that he disguises himself as a woman
Does... does all of that seriously happen in the remake?
What the actual shit
please read between the lines I beg of you
We know, we just want to kill that last bit of hope and light left inside of you
It really do be like this. I delcare Jihad upon Disney.
But it would have been a slam dunk to leave it alone.
Is what I heard at least true and that Nani gives Lilo to a family friend instead of just plopping her into some orphanage?
Removes the bit where Nani tells Lilo that she quit her job because the manager was a vampire to keep her from feeling guilty.
Just straight up tells her that it's her fault in the remake.
Absolute dogshit.
the joke is that he's an alien earth specialist but is so utterly clueless in his role that he disguises himself as a woman
In the animated series, it was confirmed that he was doing intentionally.
If they made him crossdress you would just started screeching about trannies. There's no fucking winning with you.
"Ohana means family..."
"oh wait nevermind im going to college, see ya lil gremlin"
That really wasnt the joke, were you this fucking mindbroken even as a kid? The joke is that those disguises are obviously bad but everyone falls for em
Thats insane, I thought because it was a older and younger sister dynamic they would at least portray it positively like the original movie but they cant even do that
They turned the ohana thing into comedy? Really?
Why dont they mock mufasa after he gets trampled flat while youre at it?
her sister is hotter
This.
Video Games.
and you guys pretend you aren't pedophiles
...
Lilo is short but looks pretty heavy and fun to hold.
How does she smell? Would she like my video games?
Clay Brown and the 7 unwashed midgets was a flop that lost money
Anon only actual Pedophiles or Real Children are this aggressive about calling people Pedophiles over cartoons. They think it's a low risk scapegoat, but it always ends the same. I think thou doth protest too much.
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so a fucking alien talking dog creature is fine but a big guy whos a ''social worker'' is way too far
I don't think the people working on the new movie realized that the fact that the big scary social worker, who turns out to be one of the nicest and most caring characters in the film and is also named Bubbles, was supposed to be a joke.
My goddess.
Are these AI?
how much "art" of stitch is there? I bet the shortstack crowd loves him.
Maybe.
How can any white man resist?
To be fair, the hunkahunka episode has Pleakley delighted that everyone is finding him pretty and ends with him happy Lilos friend has a real crush on him and wasn't affected by the experiment. What a wild fucking show, looking back
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They clearly realized live action crossdressing Pleakly could never be as hot as the 2D one.