Destroys your favorite franchise in its way

Destroys your favorite franchise in its way

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Nobody cares about that guy anymore, the game just objectively has terrible optimization.

the story part of the game should be less than the .5% of your total time playing it
if you care about the plot positively or negatively you are literally a casual

it still sold like 10 million

that's a guy???
why is he wearing mascara and eyeshadow

fuck this little faggot holy shit he made the story unbearable

Ngl I couldn't finish the story cause I got hard every time he was on screen.

same

Best selling monster hunter of all time. He saved the franchise after the slop that is rise and break.

I care about it negatively because it makes hunting less fun, stop taking me on railroaded rides with a somehow shittier palamute. Also manmade monsters are fucking dogshit and the idea of it takes away from the fun. Overall there should barely be more story to a monster hunter than "monster causing trouble, hunt it please."

wtf that's not world

It had a lot going for it, it was a simultaneous release for both console/PC and in China; it was the first console MH since World/Iceborne, and it had a big marketing push.
It selling well was inevitable just due to the success of World.

Best selling monster hunter of all time.

Incorrect, the best selling MH (and Capcom game in general) is World, Rise is the second best selling Capcom title; Wilds is seventh.
It was the fastest to get to 10 million though, certainly, but whether it continues to sell well will depend on updates and DLC.

they should give him the rampage treatment and pretend he doesn't exist in any updates.

They don't care about the reception of the game. It sold bajillions. It had over a million concurrent players on Steam. Companies only care about short term. To them, this pile of shit is the greatest things they've ever made.

DMC 2 sold better than 3, reputational damage is a very real thing, not everybody spends all day on Anon Babble watching people pick apart pre release content, most don't find out a game is shit until they play it

Companies only care about short term.

This has never been less true and it's only getting more untrue with time
Shareholders might be short sighted retards who don't understand short term greed will hurt long term profits but studios understand short term low quality hurting long term profits

And it hasn't broken even yet.

I'm glad I waited, everyone gets way too hyped for these games at launch.

zero content

worst optimized game in history

easiest game in the franchise

constant awful dialogues and cutscenes

and yet it prints infinite money for capcom, gotta love how much of a dumb fuck the average gamer is

At least we can still rely on the B team to give us kino.

images you can smell

yoU'rE NOt tHe TarGEt aUDIenCe

manmade monsters

theryre just variants

they had the opportunity to make the most non monster hunter monsters possible and took the gayest route so they could shove the angsty brown kid down your throat some more

go woke

make highest sales in franchise history

Nice boycott incels

Im not expecting them to go back to their roots but this game is such a downgrade compared to world than the average dude HAS to see it too. Next monhun will have an autofight button and 1 new monster at this rate

having to choose between UE slop or animu trash

grim

How so? It made me go back to World, Rise and GU

Anyone that likes monster hunter continues hunting monsters. They progressed through the story, laughing at the kid who can't decide if the monsters should live or die and now is relegated to his tent where he becomes your personal collection slave.
The series continues regardless.

The thing is I'm sure the development team wanted to go back to their roots in some way. The season system isn't too dissimilar from Dos, the open world is a good idea if you want a living breathing world where monsters roam and eat and shit and whatnot.
I think the issue is the playtesters found the game too bothersome or frustrating, so the devs had to build all these awful systems on top like the Seikret in order to remove as much friction as possible for the average retard. It's honestly telling that a lot of complaints about the game are about wanting things removed (story, seikret, focus mode, artian shit) rather than added.
Fastest*, Wilds still hasn't outsold Iceborne, let alone Rise or World.

MHW was like using some old porn you know you like. It's risk free and you can quickly blow you load then move on to more productive things.

it was fine when the vikings did it

Nobody cares about Nata, its the lack of content and horrid performance that made this game die after 2 weeks.

No, it's not easier than Wilds, with exception of Zoh Shia and Arena missions all other quests starts the timers only after you hit the enemy, shaving like 40 to 50 seconds of "hunt time" from World, and you are a better player than you were in World, Doshaguma is the same wall for noobs than Anjanath.

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unironically based

story mode can be completed on autopilot while drunk and distracted

can make an entire meta build after like 2 hunts and an expedition for that one rock you're somehow missing

or use anything you want really hunts will still take sub 5 minutes

weapon can be the 2nd BIS for any element or status by just using whatever trash you have

or pick the biggest number it doesn't matter

sneak attack into guaranteed mount to start every fight

cat keeps healing you for free

emergency bird pickup whenever you fuck up

free pots to help you out

smart menu picks the best healing item for you, no need to even think about it

tons of environemental shit to pickup or grapple for free heals, buffs, damage, staggers

monsters constantly staggers from wounds

offsets and power clashes for even more free damage

camps all over the place so you can restock, switch set, eat, while also moving closer to the monster's new location whenever they run away

By highest you mean not even top 3 I guess

Literally none of this actually matters if the gameplay is good. The problem with wilds is not anything that you listed, it’s that the game has been completely homogenized and ruined by focus mode turning the game into basically a single player/coop hero fucking shooter

Delusional

oh yeah I forgot focus mode, add it to the pile
It's still a joke without it though

Follows you almost all the time

Is a central part of the story

Yet somehow isn't annoying at all

Amazing chemistry with the MC

Isn't a filthy fucking pajeet

All they had to do was make him likeable. Noah was a great addition to the cast.

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I don't see how G rank is going to fix overpowered shit like focus mode, wounds and offset moves. Mainline Monster Hunter really is dead.

this game fucking sucks

oh yeah? well it sold a bunch and daddy corpo made a shit load of money haha

What kind of subhuman brainwashing do you have to go through to think this way?

focus mode

make monsters sperg out really so much you can barely even track them. Also bigger monsters with oversized collision boxes so just rotating isn't enough to reach them

wounds

simply make them more resistant like arch tempered rey dau. Maybe introduced wounds that don't stagger the monster when you pop them

offsets

more aoes and grabs, plus the previously mentionned sperging out so you can never quite time it right

The game did well, but I will never understand why they included a fucking poo child

You're late. World has already been and gone. I don't really care that they shit out another casual jeet infested game

Why are the textures PS2 tier?

How is moster design so shitty and soulless? Monsters have no fucking identity besides Rei Dau and Arkveld.

Gens was the fall, World was the rock the series hit its head on, Rise was the ambulance that never came

Wilds is a funeral dirge. The tragedy is that Normalfags will never stop buying and supporting zombie monster hunter making a port of the older titles impossible

muh "you are a better player"

shut the fuck up about this nonsense man, I can tell it's easier by going back to the previous game and feeling more challenged than the newer one even though I'm more familiar with the old one.

But literally 90% of that anon's post is gameplay gripes, if those things were better or straight up didn't exist the gameplay would be good.

I think people wouldn't mind nearly as much if he wasn't a whiny miserable self-centered little cunt. If he was constantly impressed and excited by the locations and monsters he'd be fine. He could have filled the "apprentice" or "little brother" role.

wow hunter you're so good! Please teach me how to carve horns!

hunter can you bring back a doshaguma fang next time? I'll carve a talisman out of it for you (this would be the first talisman you get)

I've been learning sword & shield lately, can you kill a Rathalos with it to show me how it's done?

Alma said I need to build muscle if I wanna lift a greatsword so I gotta eat more meat, can you bring me back an Anjanath's tail?

Pajeet ruins the game

Imagine my shock

focus mode

remove

wounds

remove

offset moves

make them rarer and harder to hit

I suspect that there even will be a B game now. There is no weak console left for Capcom to focus on content instead of cinematics and graphics.
With the way Wilds looks it could easily run on Switch2 if it wasn't for the dogshit optimization.

You're not supposed to enjoy the game anymore, you're supposed to consume, post your drip on Reddit, and wait patiently for Capcom to drip-feed you another minimalist expansion in two years. As long as it hits engagement metrics, it’s peak design. Corporate bootlicking has ascended to religion for these people, they’ll defend anything with a decimal point and sparkles.

literal sand nigger

He a pretty afeminate one.

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desu all monster hunter games are pretty shit
not a lot to lose