MONSTER TRAIN 2

That's fucking sexy

Woah there Alextrasa, lay off the Life Energy...

pyrocynical would love this game

WHY ARE FAT SCAILY BELLYS SO EROTIC!

this can't be real

Mushroom stacking and moon cycling are both incredibly fun

They symbolize greed, opulence, power. All attractive traits... if you're a submissive type.

*rolls hips*

this effect is broken as fuck
once you're at stage 3 or so she'll have >150x2 attack at the beginning of the fight and end up with at least another hundred by the end
the only thing that can stop her is spikes and that's easily remedied with equipment, lifesteal or regen
I've yet to find a way to put AoE on her but trample is usually enough, which is easily accessible

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post more dragons from this

I got to covenant 5 but I'm still missing the motherfucking underwhatever faction
Game seems much much easier than StP even when comparing the early moments of both games

How is trample easily accessible? You gotta lray you get a bird with it or an equipment as you can't upgrade champions

This, please.
I don’t play cardlikes

Fell off after a few runs. The new stuff just isn't really interesting and everything largely feels like an over complication of 1.

well yeah, but the bird is in the banished's roster, you can just recruit one
it's not to say you can't get fucked over by RNG but I find one almost every single run

Alright nigger, you have my boner's attention, now tell me more about this game.

it's slay the spire but good

I put her on top of the rain and filled bottom levels with Greed Dragons as her simp guardians. It was fun run

awoken/lazarus is a lot of fun

People will compare it to card shit but it's largely actually a tower defense. You have a train with 3 levels and a heart at the end. enemies climb towards the heart and you put down units to kill them. units/spells/etc. come in card format but there's not a lot of card deck game strategies that are prevalent. the bulk of the gameplay inbetween fights is select 1/2 paths that will reward units/spell, shops, or events.

I'd pick up 1 first (it's better) or play the demo first.

Ayyyy lmaooo what the fungi
I think Lazarus and Underlegion are my two favorite clans by far. This is so much fun.

get to 8 hoard

largestone + multiattack greed dragon

duplicate

win

you don't even have to think, you just play them on floors 1 and 2, give them an item (ideally the shield one that acts like thorns) and press end turn until you win
hoard persisting between fights is what makes it broken as hell, they'll probably nerf that or GD in some way

*solos 70% of enemies on floor 1*

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Bros, what's the most efficient way to get this Pyre? I want to unlock the titan fights and this Pyre is taking an eternity.

This is what I did on my first win but made it even more broken by giving them both the shields that do damage on being hit based on HP.

I also had a real strong churn for hoard but keeping buffed greed dragons was just too strong to experiment. they really should have let you over cap on hoards but the benefits was locked at 8/whatever you've unlocked.

lust provoking image

decay with mushrooms

the shields that do damage on being hit based on HP.

yeah, that's the one i meant, just couldn't remember the name of it
hilariously broken, just slap it on any tank with >100 HP and watch the enemies kill themselves on it

Alright. And as my allied clan? Stygian for the frostbite? Or Lazarus?

What's your favorite pyre heart? I like Fhyra's Greed, it works well with the blight shards you get at the beggining.

i did pyreborn for pyregel personally
i really love the full heal one

Oh yeah, forgot about Pyregel. Thanks

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She needs to be fatter.
But not to the point she's a flabby blob but immobile with a nice big belly and fat rolls.

I believe an anon in a previous thread posted this unit and I didn't undertand how broken it is. Holy fuck this is an absolutely insane carry. Nigga exploding for 200 AoE damage literally every round of every fight. Crazy.

My favorites so far are Aquath (3 ember on command) and Herzal (4 extra deployment ember)

Is the music still good?

I didn't notice that synergy. I've been using Lifemother (for easy dupes) and Wyngh for heals. But I'm going to try Bogwurm on my next run to see check broken is it to "free" using one of my two pyre upgrades for room capacity and instead use 1 for ember and 1 for card draw (I literally always use1 ember 1 for space).

love the mushroom people

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I cannot get a win with Luna coven as either primary or support, but I’m up to ascension 6 using everyone else. They just feel so weak and their cards are only useful half the time

This better or worse than the first game?

use a mageblade build

I just started playing and i'm 2 for 2 but holy fuck that corruption seraph is going to tear me a new one on higher covenant ranks. have to completely build everything around that, christ

hot dragon
hot feet

1 isn't better but 2 is more cringe

I like the addition to the game (you pick a heart that gives you different passives, there are 5 new clans, there are now equipment cards and room cards,) but honestly the whole thing feels like an extremely fancy mod add-on than a sequel

if you go all the way on that tree she gets another attack at >75 valor
Still not as fun as little fade though

Because your lack of human touch and emotional connection has driven your fetishes to ever deeper depths

That's not too bad I guess. I'll just put it on my "when it's on sale" list.

try moon fairy niggers

increase encant with each spell

room that decreases cost of spells

spell that duplicates a spell

spellchain that duplicate a spell

duplicate the duplicate

just keep duplicating to duplicate

cast a bunch of 0 cost spells

destroy everything with the 0 cost spell ramping to insane numbers

if anything even survives lmao moonblade or whatever the fuck is on the champion giving it supid attack

I don't know why this game itches my monkey fucking brain this much but it does.

reminds me of that fat dragon bitch in WOW.

I was semi-addicted to the first one but I find the second one just really boring and I can't really explain why.

How did you end up with multiple mushroom heroes?

Yeah I had a fun build that just spawned more and more Roon Rituals (through Lunar Priestesses) which changes the moon phase for free while also increases magic power so it triggers mageblade increasing power even more. And then two Mooncallers on the same floor makes the weapon stack permanent power even faster
And then the hero just gives armor for every spell cast so it had defensive power as well. It's so fun spamming a ton of spells like that and permascaling to the moon (pun intended)

Under what fucking context do I use this bitch? Her deck seems fucking ass

There is science people card that removes equipment from unit and creates copy of the unit, didn't expect it to work on the hero but it did.

>increase encant with each spell

The other two are so ass compared to this one it's not even funny, if I don't get it on the 1st I just reset

Mystery box cavern event that lets you pack three spells into one

Remove consume

Holdover

Dupe it

I can't win with the hellhorned on covenant 10

Related; that equipment that gives multistrike but causes the unit to be purged if it dies? You can equip your Champion with it. And it does exactly what you're thinking.

lady

came instantly

looks and plays like an average mobile game

stacking valor on her is the only way I can win this game, everything else seems ass

I enjoyed the first game, but got disappointed once I figured out that the optimal play was to focus on 1-2 units played on the same floor. Did 2 do anything to improve this?

Plague meido harem is pretty funny, too bad spikes utter cucked them aka the bitch who spawns a spiked statue in front of her

More like lardy

Yes, the unit and enemy design heavily encourage you to play in a variety of ways and while some runs you'll stack everything in one flor (not necessarily the top one) you'll more often spread out your strenghts. Unlike MT1 which you could mostly only beat on high covenants by doing the exact same 2 things over and over, there's a million ways to break this game.
Not all factions are balanced, I find Banished (the starting one) to be the a little bit weak but the rest are absolutely cracked. I'm on covenant 9 (out of 10) and having a great fucking time.

Sometimes your homie is just ridiculously buff
Sometimes you just have 3 of him
Maybe the angels were just pillarmen all along

final boss barely dies to Decay right before killing my pyre

Alright fuck the mushroom lady im not playing her again

you did not beat the game

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I've only had consistent wins using the mushrooms so far. Wish I was smart enough to make another build work then spamming shrooms.

She's absolutely busted

That slime boss is bullshit, if you don't have any units with multi-hit he'll just steamroll all the way to your engine with 10 attacks

While i still won with ease, the fact he could still my mushroom stack is testament to how overtuned that corruption faggot is

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Melting Remnant is also easy to play.

What's the best combo to unlock the last 2 clans? I feel like it's taking ages

This game is doa

The trick is to power up and duplicate the fairy cocksleeves that give all your units +spellpower
then even the most basic bitch spell will end up dealing 500+ damage

full goldmaxxing, make thousands of gold, buy out every shop, reroll forever and use the OP money spells

female

finally..

Dante is INSANELY overpowered.
Just slap any damage upgrade and he just clears the whole game solo

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She looks like me... I... thank you...

El Donte can kill both angels and demons well, very fitting

Fire room is ridiculously good. Clears out all the chaff. Biggest problem I find is just not having enough attacks to clear out the back line.

Quite like the revenge unit on the first faction, seem quite easy to get him going as support.

brrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaappppp

spikes you

endless+quick

clone him

lose the run because I'm drawing 40 candles

and I'd do it again

Casual slop. Way too easy. First one is also easy. Someone told me that is comparable to StS when the first came out.
Second one also has some questionable AI looking art (probably touched up)

I don't like fatties.

using a bunch of big fancy spells and stacking buffs on all your units to beat seraph

You didn't beat the game.

killing your champion 10 times to beat seraph

This is how you beat the game.

0.2%

This might be one of my most rare achievements I've ever gotten.
Are people not playing dimensional challenges or what?
The Covenant4 achievement is pretty low too for what it is. Did people just buy the game and then not play it?

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I've dumped 17 hours and haven't played a single challenge, still doing covenants. C9 so far.

I'm so fucking glad you pretty much have to win three or four runs to unlock the clans from 1 more games need to hard filter shitters from even knowing content is there.

I did one for the pyre unlock but that's it.

They're great fun. You're missing out.
And it's neat that the challenges finally allows you to play mutators without your scores essentially being invalidated. The only catch being that you don't get to choose the mutators. But that's honestly preferable to begin with.

I'll play them eventually, I'm still exploring everything the game has to offer on normal mode.

can't get a covenant rank 10 win with little fade

Didn't think I would struggle this much with them

Nice top floor you got there, would be a shame if i Resolved

I learned this the hard way.

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Is there any point in setting up on the top floor in MT2? Feels like there's too many bosses that become impossible if you don't stop them on floor 1

I won a few covenant runs doing exactly that.
It's a case by case basis, but for example, having Infernal Room + anything that needs big stacks or set up benefits from top flooring.

I didn't know what to expect but this guy is absolutely fucking incredible. What a run holy fuck. It's so broken. Everything is so broken.

post covenant

Penumbra my beloved, all that I care is that he's back
This game is basically perfect, big fan of all the new clans

WAVES REMAINING 2 BAHYBEEE

Mageblade seems to be pretty good huh
I like the luna coven strategies, there seem to be a lot of ways to cycle the moon phases quickly and it combos well with Banished so you can move units to one floor

setting up a killfloor on the top without a way to shoot he boss upward

asking for a loss.

Mooncaller is stupidly powerful, as are those faes that have an activated skill that swaps moon phases. Getting the 5x dupe event can be so strong since you'll have one kill floor and the other two are just little guys you click on to get way stronger each turn

i want to have sex with monsters

I had two of those active skill phase swappers as starter cards and I put endless on one of them about halfway through. He did so much work through the run by himself

Where is wyrmkin? Why does covenant only go to 10? Has anyone found any broken stuff with banished they seem kind of tame/not op like underlegion and lazarus. How do I get more dragon hoards past 8?

How do I get more dragon hoards past 8

there's a relic you can get that lets you collect more dragonhorde. I think I've only seen it spawn from the dragonhord itself. So basically get horde to 8, then loot it, then hope you loot the relic that lets you go past 8. That seems to be how it's designed.

To be fair these ramp up alot faster and do alot more interesting things.

holy shit, guess I need to play more Pyreborne

I've been playing the fuck out of MT2, I could use some help on some of the Dimensional Portals, especially the ones that ascend/descend units. Underlegion is my favorite.

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hey just what I was looking for, how do you unlock this? Do I have to do all of them or is it just in one of the paths? Which one if so?

Coming later according to a dev on Discord

Covenants scale faster, MT2 cov 10 is equivalent to MT1 cov 25, there's just fewer inbetween levels

Banished is fine, you're not abusing Shift enough

Cash in your hoard, both the minor and major relic slot have a reward that can increase the cap. You'll need high turnover to hit the cap multiple times in a run, preferably every single combat. Upgrading an Alchemy with remove consume + -2 and consume is a good way to do this

Oh, I've been playing daily run or just dying to that Corruption titan. How do you get the other titans? I never ever get one of the other two that exist.

Kept sleeping on Lionmane's Maneater

It's her strongest build by far

You're thinking of Corruption Seraph. The Titans are the true final boss, you can start fighting them after unlocking all 9 pyre hearts. Prepare your anus

Banished is beyond broken with shift abuse.

guessing they want to add Wurmkin alongside a new clan so its 12.

OHH ok, FUCK, I am bad at this game then

The final fight was a bit more difficult than I envisioned but still nailed it. Covenant 10 unlocked!

It's covenant 10 really the equivalent to covenant 25 in MT1? This game is so much more fun and better paced holy shit, they nailed it. I unironically want to test all the combinations.

fat bitch

any pics of her fat juicy dragon pussy?

Anyway, how's the sequel? I remember the original being praised but then it fell off the map pretty quick

Better in every single category, and also makes the first game obsolete since it has the original clans included anyways.

My only complaint is that there's no great variety on the first and second major bosses

it's always the bird and the cherub dude

MT2 is just the original with more content and some quality of life features like rewinding turns and a pre-battle phase where you can place your units. It has something like 3x the number of faction combinations so you can easily get 50+ hours out of the game.

I kinda wish they made a few more changes to the OG clans, they feel out of place with the updated designs and carry the same design flaws they did with the first game (like hornbreaker champ having only 1 good path and 2 dogshit ones)
Its still a lot of fun but the switch has a nasty visual glitch so i had to stop playing until they fix

Its still a lot of fun but the switch has a nasty visual glitch so i had to stop playing until they fix

To be expected of a mobile port.

It will never be a slay the spire

And that's a good thing.

monster train 1 & 2 are both better than slay the spire, thoughbeit

Removing consume and giving a card minus cost with consume just means the card has minus cost. This game is great

They didn't rebalance the original clans?

They did slightly. Value changes mostly.

A lot of the numbers on their cards have been increased. It kinda feels like they just multiplied everything by 1.5
The OG clans don't even have clan-specific rooms or equipment, which is a bit disappointing.

Ehhh I guess that could be good enough to make them viable in this game. It's a shame that they didn't go the extra mile because the synergies between the new clans are on a whole another level.

How do you make this motherfucker work? I'm up to cov10 and have gotten a few titan wins, but I feel like all of Grael's paths are just not that great, I must be missing something.
How are you keeping him alive with devour? Or dealing with waves that have 2 tanky units, like in the Seraph fight?

FARTY PARTY
PLUMPY DUMPIES
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

They are viable i'll say. Won my covenant 8 run with level 1 Awoken paired with Lazarus.

I swear I'm not a furry but this dragon intrigues me for some reason

The old clans still synergize pretty well with the new ones. I got my first cov10 win with Tethys (lol) and Luna as the secondary, the 0 cost spells are great for the stygian incant units.

i have but one complaint with this game: I want my boys back

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keep playing anon....

They are back you fucking retard read the thread, literally the post RIGHT above you.
All the original clans + both of their heroes are playable in 2.

Here's my covenant 9 win.
I'll tell you that I struggled a bit on the last two fights because my units didn't scale in HP (just attack) so they were very fragile but it worked out in the end. Went through the devour path and played a lot with shifting. Main damage dealers were these two niggas. The hyra became at some point a 200x6 multistriker, some crazy fucking shit.
I put grael, the fledgling, the two plague doctors and spammed assistants on one floor, and death's dancer + hydra on another floor shifting each other for atk gains. All the equipments went to the hydra and I used a room whereas units would get +7/+7 when summoned or revived so I could replay the erratic assistant and eat it with grael over and over. Revive 1 I added on the last fight and it wasn't good, just endless is enough. Revive 1 makes it so that the skill doesn't let you fully eat it and it was a mistake (I managed to make use of it to chumpblock damage)
It was my first attempt and it worked out, very fun.

All the original clans

haha... yeah... all the original ones. . .

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I keep wanting to build around that Hydra but it costs me everytime. Stacking multistrike sounds so juicy but its very energy and gold intensive to set up

well nevermind then, i have no complaints
i assume there's some story reason they make a point of not showing any of the originals in the library or anywhere else until something happens

Read.

You are correct.

I used the pyre that adds room on a random floor after every fight and immediately went for energy then card draw. I also trimmed my deck so much after 4 turns it had like 6 cards I'd replay over and over. The hydra you just have to slap (on your deployment phase) and then spend 1 energy to put the equipment on it. I happened to roll into the cards that shift and give lifesteal so that worked out perfectly.
The first artifact also provided me some energy and draws sometime (really easy to trigger when you have a 1 energy blight, 0 mana units and 1 mana equipments that you get basically for free).
The entire run played into each other really well, maybe I won't be this lucky next time I try to play this dude.

Holy shit, I figured they were just banished to the DLC dimension
That's fucking sick that they're actually coming.

is this shit good for me? Im a slice & dice professional player

Any advice to using the Shroom dude? What do I pair him with? What are good spells and units?

I'll play it when I get around to it but I'll run into the same problem I did last time, I get bored when I reach max ascension. At least there's a challenge mode too.

unit that does anything on rally

guy that spawns 4 on resolve

maybe some propagate or spawn spells

slap 'em all together on one floor and it'll crush pretty much anything.
The equipment that propagates on resolve is insane, especially with the Lazarus mixtures to get rare buffs like damage shield or lifesteal to propagate

Nice, I'll definitely give them a go after I beat the covenant 10. I still haven't unlocked the goddamn titan fight either.

you wanna spam spawn for a fat mushroom stack, ideally with a squad leader as well for trample waveclear
the propagate effect the mushrooms have increases buffs so clans with buff effects work well with them. valor, regen, rage, stuff like that

180 clan combinations

achievement for beating titans on max ascensions with every combination is out of 181

what does it mean

What's a champ?

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Do the Apex Imps have an ability now or did he just get one from an event or something

I miss merging units together and fighting the divinity at the end

I think they'll just add it back and expand new things in a future expansion.

What cov do I pair it with?

Resurrection boss gets 20 stacks of rez if he reaches top floor, if you're confident with a unit with permanent slay triggers thats an easy 20+ stacks

Why did they have to add story-scenes to 2? 1 did it perfectly with the story being to through card descriptions, random events and bosses randomly blurting out important lore. Now it feels like a fanfiction that loves making their characters as quirky as possibly. At least the dragons are cool.

It still does all those things though

i think banished or plaguedudes is fine. mushrooms are really strong enough though that you can pick whoever and it'll work out just by drafting mushroom cards

Doesn't change the fact that there are now scenes where demons talk like millennial college students.

I agree, your only window into the lore being events + Herzal's little journal entries was kino
I guess it was too difficult for the average gamer to digest or something

How the fuck am I supposed to do this challenge?

Voyix is the best mont2 content creator

content creator

play the fucking game and stop watching "content creators" you fucking faggot

I somehow got a win with this rancid dogshit-ass hero. I don't think they could design a worse hero if they tried.

dude what if we made a hero with terrible combat stats and insanely slow buffing

oh but look she can change floors so she can go be useless somewhere else!

I hate it when deckbuilders make runs harder not by making the enemies tougher or have new mechanics but instead by sabotaging your deck so that's a point off.

Also Gilda should've been male so that's another point off.

Bless Spyro.

Only good thing about the remake is the dragon dads and the load of gay porn of them. We need more lewd weight gain/general belly art of them.

It's been many years, theyre relevance is gone now.

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Bet it must feel amazing having that belly weighing down on you while they're blowing your back out

male

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The superior gender yes.

Fat dragon men are never irrelevant.

I just want to have one making me grind their belly.

Is this one of those big beatiful women I hear so much about?

kind of a random appearance.

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Broke the game wide open with this. Managed to duplicate it twice too so I could cast it 6 times in one turn if I drew all the copies.

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I just found an infinite damage combo

bloated whelp (sacrifice self to blow up) + fecundity (spawns copy in hand when dies) + vola's tuning fork (reduces cost by one)
it seems like Vola's is applying again after fecundity so the price just stays at zero and lets me repeatedly blow up the whelp forever at zero cost.

I'll need to get perafrost or carryover on the whelp to use it every turn though

gays go and stay go

Oh, his abilities are random even in the challenges. I got 3 corruptions in a row and that is the only hard Seraph.

I love cute male dragons!

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bros...i wanna fuck a dragon

Who said this? Avarem?

What's stopping you?

Not only is it a blatant furfag game, from the steam page it appears to be an obnoxious ADHD-zoomer blatant furfag game.

Your post needs more buzzwords.

There's not a single furry in the game, retard.

waves remaining: 6

using it for actual damage was not worth the time until I got the relic for +pyro on whelp death

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In Monster Train 1 I almost never ever felt like there was a good idea to mix Champion upgrades. But this time I actually find it makes sense half the time. I like that.