MONSTER TRAIN 2

That's fucking sexy

Woah there Alextrasa, lay off the Life Energy...

pyrocynical would love this game

WHY ARE FAT SCAILY BELLYS SO EROTIC!

this can't be real

Mushroom stacking and moon cycling are both incredibly fun

They symbolize greed, opulence, power. All attractive traits... if you're a submissive type.

*rolls hips*

this effect is broken as fuck
once you're at stage 3 or so she'll have >150x2 attack at the beginning of the fight and end up with at least another hundred by the end
the only thing that can stop her is spikes and that's easily remedied with equipment, lifesteal or regen
I've yet to find a way to put AoE on her but trample is usually enough, which is easily accessible

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post more dragons from this

I got to covenant 5 but I'm still missing the motherfucking underwhatever faction
Game seems much much easier than StP even when comparing the early moments of both games

How is trample easily accessible? You gotta lray you get a bird with it or an equipment as you can't upgrade champions

This, please.
I don’t play cardlikes

Fell off after a few runs. The new stuff just isn't really interesting and everything largely feels like an over complication of 1.

well yeah, but the bird is in the banished's roster, you can just recruit one
it's not to say you can't get fucked over by RNG but I find one almost every single run

Alright nigger, you have my boner's attention, now tell me more about this game.

it's slay the spire but good

I put her on top of the rain and filled bottom levels with Greed Dragons as her simp guardians. It was fun run

awoken/lazarus is a lot of fun

People will compare it to card shit but it's largely actually a tower defense. You have a train with 3 levels and a heart at the end. enemies climb towards the heart and you put down units to kill them. units/spells/etc. come in card format but there's not a lot of card deck game strategies that are prevalent. the bulk of the gameplay inbetween fights is select 1/2 paths that will reward units/spell, shops, or events.

I'd pick up 1 first (it's better) or play the demo first.

Ayyyy lmaooo what the fungi
I think Lazarus and Underlegion are my two favorite clans by far. This is so much fun.

get to 8 hoard

largestone + multiattack greed dragon

duplicate

win

you don't even have to think, you just play them on floors 1 and 2, give them an item (ideally the shield one that acts like thorns) and press end turn until you win
hoard persisting between fights is what makes it broken as hell, they'll probably nerf that or GD in some way

*solos 70% of enemies on floor 1*

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Bros, what's the most efficient way to get this Pyre? I want to unlock the titan fights and this Pyre is taking an eternity.

This is what I did on my first win but made it even more broken by giving them both the shields that do damage on being hit based on HP.

I also had a real strong churn for hoard but keeping buffed greed dragons was just too strong to experiment. they really should have let you over cap on hoards but the benefits was locked at 8/whatever you've unlocked.

lust provoking image

decay with mushrooms

the shields that do damage on being hit based on HP.

yeah, that's the one i meant, just couldn't remember the name of it
hilariously broken, just slap it on any tank with >100 HP and watch the enemies kill themselves on it

Alright. And as my allied clan? Stygian for the frostbite? Or Lazarus?

What's your favorite pyre heart? I like Fhyra's Greed, it works well with the blight shards you get at the beggining.

i did pyreborn for pyregel personally
i really love the full heal one

Oh yeah, forgot about Pyregel. Thanks

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She needs to be fatter.
But not to the point she's a flabby blob but immobile with a nice big belly and fat rolls.

I believe an anon in a previous thread posted this unit and I didn't undertand how broken it is. Holy fuck this is an absolutely insane carry. Nigga exploding for 200 AoE damage literally every round of every fight. Crazy.

My favorites so far are Aquath (3 ember on command) and Herzal (4 extra deployment ember)

Is the music still good?

I didn't notice that synergy. I've been using Lifemother (for easy dupes) and Wyngh for heals. But I'm going to try Bogwurm on my next run to see check broken is it to "free" using one of my two pyre upgrades for room capacity and instead use 1 for ember and 1 for card draw (I literally always use1 ember 1 for space).

love the mushroom people

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I cannot get a win with Luna coven as either primary or support, but I’m up to ascension 6 using everyone else. They just feel so weak and their cards are only useful half the time

This better or worse than the first game?

use a mageblade build

I just started playing and i'm 2 for 2 but holy fuck that corruption seraph is going to tear me a new one on higher covenant ranks. have to completely build everything around that, christ

hot dragon
hot feet

1 isn't better but 2 is more cringe

I like the addition to the game (you pick a heart that gives you different passives, there are 5 new clans, there are now equipment cards and room cards,) but honestly the whole thing feels like an extremely fancy mod add-on than a sequel

if you go all the way on that tree she gets another attack at >75 valor
Still not as fun as little fade though

Because your lack of human touch and emotional connection has driven your fetishes to ever deeper depths

That's not too bad I guess. I'll just put it on my "when it's on sale" list.

try moon fairy niggers

increase encant with each spell

room that decreases cost of spells

spell that duplicates a spell

spellchain that duplicate a spell

duplicate the duplicate

just keep duplicating to duplicate

cast a bunch of 0 cost spells

destroy everything with the 0 cost spell ramping to insane numbers

if anything even survives lmao moonblade or whatever the fuck is on the champion giving it supid attack

I don't know why this game itches my monkey fucking brain this much but it does.

reminds me of that fat dragon bitch in WOW.

I was semi-addicted to the first one but I find the second one just really boring and I can't really explain why.

How did you end up with multiple mushroom heroes?

Yeah I had a fun build that just spawned more and more Roon Rituals (through Lunar Priestesses) which changes the moon phase for free while also increases magic power so it triggers mageblade increasing power even more. And then two Mooncallers on the same floor makes the weapon stack permanent power even faster
And then the hero just gives armor for every spell cast so it had defensive power as well. It's so fun spamming a ton of spells like that and permascaling to the moon (pun intended)

Under what fucking context do I use this bitch? Her deck seems fucking ass

There is science people card that removes equipment from unit and creates copy of the unit, didn't expect it to work on the hero but it did.

>increase encant with each spell

The other two are so ass compared to this one it's not even funny, if I don't get it on the 1st I just reset

Mystery box cavern event that lets you pack three spells into one

Remove consume

Holdover

Dupe it

I can't win with the hellhorned on covenant 10

Related; that equipment that gives multistrike but causes the unit to be purged if it dies? You can equip your Champion with it. And it does exactly what you're thinking.

lady

came instantly

looks and plays like an average mobile game

stacking valor on her is the only way I can win this game, everything else seems ass

I enjoyed the first game, but got disappointed once I figured out that the optimal play was to focus on 1-2 units played on the same floor. Did 2 do anything to improve this?

Plague meido harem is pretty funny, too bad spikes utter cucked them aka the bitch who spawns a spiked statue in front of her

More like lardy

Yes, the unit and enemy design heavily encourage you to play in a variety of ways and while some runs you'll stack everything in one flor (not necessarily the top one) you'll more often spread out your strenghts. Unlike MT1 which you could mostly only beat on high covenants by doing the exact same 2 things over and over, there's a million ways to break this game.
Not all factions are balanced, I find Banished (the starting one) to be the a little bit weak but the rest are absolutely cracked. I'm on covenant 9 (out of 10) and having a great fucking time.

Sometimes your homie is just ridiculously buff
Sometimes you just have 3 of him
Maybe the angels were just pillarmen all along

final boss barely dies to Decay right before killing my pyre

Alright fuck the mushroom lady im not playing her again

you did not beat the game

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I've only had consistent wins using the mushrooms so far. Wish I was smart enough to make another build work then spamming shrooms.

She's absolutely busted

That slime boss is bullshit, if you don't have any units with multi-hit he'll just steamroll all the way to your engine with 10 attacks

While i still won with ease, the fact he could still my mushroom stack is testament to how overtuned that corruption faggot is

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Melting Remnant is also easy to play.

What's the best combo to unlock the last 2 clans? I feel like it's taking ages

This game is doa

The trick is to power up and duplicate the fairy cocksleeves that give all your units +spellpower
then even the most basic bitch spell will end up dealing 500+ damage