EXECS
EXECS
LE EXECS
DEY AR TEB ONEZ AT FAULT
DEY EBEN MAEK LE DDVELPOORS DO LE CRUNCH BY WORKING 40 HOUR LE WORK WEEKS
Every fucking time with you mouth breathing, dribbling, knuckle dragging, mongoloids. Its like you cant help but scream to the world you're a tier golem Redditer on the Bungie only fans or some shit to that effect.
Bunngie hasn't has a single fucking original idea since Marathon 3, Destiny hasn't been good since it was a rough draft of a story, and even then turns out the jackoff who wrote the fucking thing took more than a little inspiration from a lot of different obscure science fiction novels to paint the illusion of creativity, and the "developers" at Bungie who need daily, PAID, ON COMPANY TIME, fucking adult daycare sessions on canning your own fucking fruit jellys and knitting god damn blankets, in order distract them from how "inadequate" their 6 figure paychecks are, that is when they're not unironically getting paid to game 20-30 hours a week, again, on comoany fucking time, are 90% of the reason why Bungie is dead and Marathon has SIDS.
Thats it. End of fucking story. You hire porn addicts to fill your team because you live in god damn Seattle, and thats the thing to do in that shit hole, this is what you get.