No splatoon 4 news

yaoi hands

that's fucking grim, man. i knew something felt really off about the lack of killer app announcements when they revealed the Switch 2.

Delicious flat chest squids

So THAT'S what they're called...

Arms was alright, stop pretending it doesn't exist

So how do bones work in the splatoon universe? Do they just evaporate when they turn squid and just come back when get become kid? Sounds painful

Your an idiot faggot.

they have no bones

Just wait a few more days. They probably cooking something for the 10th anniversary.

They have no bones in fact their whole body has subtle jiggle physics

Anon Splatoon 3 is never getting third kits.

Let the man dream

Spats > Dolphin shorts
Whirlpool Tune best song

i'll allow it.

A lot of the new IP was very small stuff (Snipperclips, that one job game, that one stretchers game) or stuff people don't care about (Labo, 1-2 Switch). "No original IPs" has always meant "No IPs I personally care about" when it comes to Nintendo, there's always some random shit everyone forgets

why would you even want this? the series is already basically yearly slop like cod with a stupid restrictive map rotation mechanic.
nothing good will come of it.

I can't jack it to COD like I can Splatoon

this is why it will never be a serious series.
all of its fans are like this.

Hnnnnggg I need Pearl to sit on my face

I know this is bait but why would someone look at splatoon of all things and think

Man I wish people would take this seriously.

what i mean is they will never make "good" splatoon games because they have the most loyal and retarded kind of built-in fanbase: coomers.

we're coming up on 10 years of no original IPs from Nintendo

one of their new IPs for switch outsold every single ps5 game

also they had astral chain which is a first party nintendo title

the series is already basically yearly slop like cod

5 years between 2 and 3, nintendo derangement syndrome continues unabated

doesnt matter.
it was basically a rehashed piece of shit.
added basically nothing that couldnt have just been a minor update.

this nigga posted a fitness "game"
we're so cooked, Nintendobros...

doesnt matter.

yeah it does in fact, it does matter that you're either lying or retarded, sad!

Don't eat bait. Just post squid

it added like one new weapon type and a new slopped together campaign (they've never been good).
oh but the background is a desert now!

more fun gameplay than anything shit out by sony and microsoft these past 10 years

It's a samefag replying to himself

it's really not dumbass.

Makes sense

It's probably this fag

it's not.

don't compare me to acfag nigger

That's just a failed Wii sports

from the producer of Mario Kart 8

lmao

It's nothing like Wii Sports boxing if that's you're implying, you never played the game.

I don't know what you're fishing for but I don't know who that is.

i'm glad you enjoyed it so much, anon. i hope it contributed to your physical and mental well-being.

This game needs a sequel with more cute girls.

Should I make a salmon room at rotation?

thanks, yeah I liked it quite a bit

also honey a cute

is the pool dead? I might play later

Most likely since it's late

BIG RUN IN THREE WEEKS!!!!!

source?

It came to me in a dream

Making salmon room at rotation might do one king though

I really think they should make a spin-off before the next main entry. The gameplay would fit really well into a more tactical game, but that tends to push it towards a much more niche audience.

Ggs ch

Hip bones.

Like this?

they should make a fully singleplayer action platformer campaign

the core gameplay has immense potential that isn't fully realized in the mainline games because campaigns always have to be some sort of tutorial for multiplayer and the movement is also tailored for pvp instead of being unshackled for a purely solo experience

They already did that, it's called Super Mario Sunshine.

splatoon doesn't play anything like mario

Yeah, basically. It might be a fun mix-up to have "hero" squids with different abilities. Plus turf control would become more of a literal necessity. But again, I doubt they would do that unless they came up with a really novel way to make it super intuitive. Splatoon is firmly an all-ages type game, so the gameplay still needs to have a broad access and appeal.

I'm gonna splat 4 times

vagina bones

In a game for kids!?

There's tranny art in the plaza anon. Kids shouldn't play Splatoon

does anyone have that salmon run pic that looks like this

no bones about it

no big shots showed up at all

fuck it we're doing another king

tfw you come to the function with a full Salmometer.

flat

you know, maybe i should play splatoon

It was neat, but I don't think it's better than Stellar Blade or that Mario Galaxy knock off Astrobot. Frankly I preferred Wii Fit, but that may be because I played that as a child.

child bodies are not attractive

Thanks to pirated amiibos I can have my woomy shirtless and barefoot just an hour or so after starting any future splatoon game.
I put 3k hours on 3 so far and I'm gonna put 4k hours on 4.

I don't want to be a bother but if you guys see a stinger shooting me while I'm trying to kill big shots can one of you kill that stinger for me? thank you

Thanks to pirated amiibos I can have my woomy shirtless and barefoot just an hour or so after starting any future splatoon game.

this cant be real, pics or it didnt happen

you got an a button and a b button and a dpad and a d-pad

barefoot woomy

post pics or it didnt happen

But you accepted the terms and risks of fighting at the big shot cannon

She is 26 years old

barefoot woomy has been around since 2

what's with their freakishly street fighter fists

lol

I can handle the big shot areas just fine I literally did a few shifts ago with the wellstring but it's the stingers from across the map that always kill me

Fix that awful clipping and those square fingers and we're gold.

Redmoa penis kissing

that's just their anatomy

imagine:
square bajina bones

It's not.

I'm gonna take a break will be making a room at rotation

I got around 25 big shot kills that session I'm getting close