It’s ridiculous that he’s married and has two kids and doesn’t know what kissing is

It’s ridiculous that he’s married and has two kids and doesn’t know what kissing is

This is normal when it comes to high autistic children.

He fucks freezy pop

Welcome to Kentucky Fried McJita King, were all your wives are freshly kissed!

Goku and Chi-Chi are both hicks.

Just Toriyama humor.

Couldn't be my hero

Vegeta had actual sex and came inside Bulma's pussy enough times to impregnate her twice.
Consider that for a moment.

Not really. He's an idiot with no sex drive.

kissing is for people that have sex, Goku fucks.

I'd rather be kissless than kissing manhole for 8 months straight

And lets face it, if you were stuck with a frigid cunt like ChiChi you wouldn't wanna kiss her either.

Goku is a hick raised in the mountains by a single paternal figure. Chi-Chi was raised the same way, her mother died from an illness the same year she was born.

It's not surprising that they'd know nothing about kissing.

trunks just mouth-fed her a senzu bean like a bird?? WAKU WAKU bejita your kid is kinda weird!

People fuck without kissing tho, I think that's an actual rule with hookers

"They" didn't fuck. Chi Chi probably just humped him in his sleep.

KAKAROT STOP FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

ARE YOU GOING TO DO AS YOU'RE TOLD BEJITA HUH?

OK KAKAROT I'LL KISS YOUR WIFE JUST GET OFF ME

NO YOU'RE GOING TO FUCK MY WIFE BEJITA

PLEASE NO I'M LOYAL TO BULMA DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

RE-TO-THE-MINDER

YABBA

Goku and Chi-Chi being dumb bumpkins together

Dragon Ball needed more of this