Gentlemen, they’re coping

Gentlemen, they’re coping.

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mirror link, nigger

it's thegamer. their articles are indistiguishble from bots anyways. In this case they might as well have taken the veilguard/bg3 article and copy pasted it.

it doesn't need to be good, you just need to buy it to fund mentally ill plebs

Preparing to pretend to be shocked when this game comes out, gets compared to skyrim, and fades into obscurity. Much like the outer worlds with fallout
Obsidian games in recent times have just forgettable filler.

skyrim

good

We don't need to be the next skyrim

where's that slushie slurping super hero when you need him

Oof that's grim

This, the site is all gay clickbait.

They compare it to Skyrim because they can't outright say it's doesn't need to be good, they would put any popular game in its place

We Don't Need Avowed To Be The Next Skyrim

Funny how slop like Skyrim is now basically a masterpiece compared to the shit that's being shat out these days.

I only heard about this game today and only because I saw the dev calling gamers (customers) trash. So I'll just tick Ignore on Steam and go about my day, thank you and have a pleasant evening frens.

it doesn't NEED to be the next skyrim

games journalists are shazam posters

TheGamer has overtaken Kotaku and Polygon as the worst game news site

damage control already

its over

People think Skyrim was good now?

Who is Sky and why does she want to Rim my butthole?

because I saw the dev calling gamers (customers) trash

Show me where they made that statement.

game won't even be out for some 3 more months and they are already coping

kek

It's the whole shit with the art director getting into a stupid slapfight with musk, making some statements that will get MS sued for labor practices and then went full BF5 with don't buy the game if your'e a chud or whatever. Expect 3 threads a day until release.

ALREADY ?
LMAO !
It's not even out...

Another FOTY (flop of the year) contender I guess

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I don't want it to be like Skyrim though? I don't want radiantshit side quests with no skill checks. Besides it looks more like Dying Light than Skyrim to me

If it's so bad, why is it that virtually everyone who actually played the preview said it was good?
youtube.com/watch?v=qohCw_99uus

hated Veilguard and shits on it during this video

said he had mixed feelings about Avowed at first during Gamescom but likes it now that he got to play it, likes it more the more he plays it

doesn't think it's really comparable to Skyrim, says it's more like Dying Light

main criticisms are pure martials don't seem to have many skills, and performance, doesn't personally like the art style, thinks companions could have some more customization

said exploration was rewarding, liked the side quests and freedom, said there were plenty of skill checks and dialogue options and choices felt meaningful, dialogue overall was good

youtube.com/watch?v=Y9GH1WQLWTE

hated Veilguard

same as above, liked the dialogue, said there were plenty of dialogue options and skill checks, characters felt memorable, thought exploration was rewarding

didn't think it was comparable to Skyrim outside of a few moments

said dialogue options and choices felt meaningful, which was one of his main issues with Veilguard

combat was much better than he expected, particularly with the feedback from the enemies, ragdolling is fun

didn't like the menu UI, thought there were performance issues

youtube.com/watch?v=K6bGY7wizSc

didn't like Veilguard

was happy that he could choose to be evil, unlike Veilguard, felt like the game gives a lot of freedom

thought the NPCs were interesting and memorable, also liked the dialogue

was pleased with the combat, particularly with the sound design

said exploration was rewarding, particularly with the looting

said he was cautiously optimistic about the game before, but ended up being pleasantly surprised

It's going head to head with AC shadows in the same month. Heavy competition, and Fairgame$ and marathon are coming out sometime.

Why the fuck should we trust your cherrypicked good review for access youtubers?

Keeek and a sheboo front and center

I can't wait for the "Assassin's Creed: Shadows Doesn't Need To Be The Next Ghost Of Tsushima" article

Funny how after all the reviews it literally went from 31 in the most wishlisted games to 33 and it still sits at #1452 in top sellers, while Civ 7 or KCD2 have much better numbers and release at the same time , surely these reviews would have an impact if the game wasnt shit

Why are you spamming your shilling?

Kek

the writer is shazamposting

because he gets paid per post

If I get paid $9000 a week to shill I'd do it in a heartbeat too

Veilguard doesn't need to be Baldurs Gate 3

it needs to be like Baldurs Gate 2

But Baldurs Gate 2 is better than 3

They can pay and Indian pennies to do it, or even automate it with the new LLMs

*SLUUUURP*

Another massive flop incoming.

I figured one of the youtube channels is his.

I love seeing faggot woke shit flop

It doesn't even need to sell(it wasn't going to anyway), it will be on goypass

why is every recent western rpg game so.... purple?

kek

I thought purple colors are the colors of depressive women.

Ah, you beat me to it.

Nah... this year the FOTY was pretty unanimous, Concord from Playstation Studios. There were a lot of flops like Suicide Squad, SW Outlaws, DA Veilguard, etc. but nothing on that scale.
I think it's going to be the same thing this year. The biggest flop is going to be Fairgame$ from Playstation Studios, by far. There will be others, but they won't be able to compete.

I MADE MY GAME TO ELON MUSK OFF!!!

dude is unhinged

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same thing next year*

you stick out like a sore thumb

thegamer

Fuck off.

[bad game] doesnt need to be [good game]

absolute state of journo pilpul

afeared

w-what?