Gets turned into a horse

gets turned into a horse

the entire party watched her take a shit multiple times

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get turned into an animal

for some reason you're forbidden of using the bathroom

what the fuck, why?

would be hot if she kept her horse libido

hot

I wish they would port the ps2 version to the switch or just remake it. I can't finish the 3ds version it looks like absolute dogshit, especially the overworld

Best outcome would be a centaur.

just emulate the PS2 version

Gameplay > Visuals

3ds version is the best version deal with it.

On field battles makes the game too easy.

It seemed like a waste to put it on 3DS. Switch came a year later, like they couldn't wait. Who knows when they'll revisit it again.

Not just the field encounters the QoL improvements, the new party members, the shortcuts for the field skills.

Picking the PS2 version is pure contrarianism.

field encounters are an improvement

Picking the PS2 version is pure contrarianism.

and yet it remains the most popular version. curious

had to use a sticky note to cover the map lol and the music just didn't sound right

based premise for a doujin desu

what is it with dq doujins and horses

DQ

gameplay

Game always looked like ass, it belonged in a handheld like every turn based rpg

Female horses have insanely high sex drives. They will mewl for anything

headcanon

sold more on 3ds than ps2. cope

Censored

Two OP party members who don't fit into the story

Subversive ending where you marry Jessica for some reason

Worse graphics

Not worth it just because zoomers hate random encounters

ps2 version looks great for the time
youre correct on every other point but getting to marry jessica is not "subversive"

It subverts the central plot of the game which is telegraphed constantly.

but i like jessica

wait, you can still marry horse tho right?

the music has an interesting story behind it
PS2 JP: midi music
PS2 US: full orchestral score
3DS JP: full orchestral score from the PS2US version
3DS US: midi music from the PS2 JP version

why? Dunno

yes that anon is literally bitching about a secret unlockable ending.

my guess is their holding out on a truly definite version, keeping in their back pocket for the switch or switch 2

censored

cero laws changed. it wasn't censored.

two OP party members who don't fit into the story

red is connected to yangus and morrie you have to go out of your way to try and obtain anyway so you actively make him fit into the story. that's like making a sandwich and getting mad about it after the fact.

bitching about marrying jessica

confirmed homosexual. and it's completely optional

worse graphics

now we know you're reaching for anything.
there's a mod to restore the music on 3ds

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censorship is entirely a legal matter

retard. don't post jessica and then defend censorship. the magic bikini was NERFED HARD

worse graphics

they are worse by every metric

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we know you didn't play the game; you can stop grifting.

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They made each version incomplete in some way so that they can have the remake in their back pocket without people saying 'oh, just play 'x' version; it's better'.

cero laws changed. it wasn't censored.

The ultimate cope defence of Japanese censorship.

red is connected to yangus and morrie you have to go out of your way

Then they stand around and barely say or do anything.

Only interesting addition is the Dhoulmagus murder flashback, which wasn't necessary.

what am i grifting? im not profiting from this discussion. i just love half naked women

defense

so is it only ESLs who post here now? it isn't cope if that's actually what happened.

Then they stand around and barely say or do anything.

he didn't use party chat

ok.

Only interesting addition is the Dhoulmagus murder flashback, which wasn't necessary

i don't know why people keep complaining about additional content in a good game

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hurr durr it wasn't censorship because of x y z reason

I just want jessica to wear a sexy little bikini and have her tits jiggle is that too much to ask for

People don't take shits in DQ8.

Everyone also saw her horse pussy.

3DS

The censored version

I think I will pass

marry Jessica

That's the most bizarre new feature. Especially since Angelo was the one who had the best chemistry with her, and your silent MC didn't have any personal interactions with her.
And random encounters are indeed kino. The "gamers" who don't like them just want to watch a movie.

its the least bizarre new feature because jessica is hot and i want to bang her with my self insert mc.

The most noteworthy change is that Jessica's new english voice is not as sexy. I noticed it sounded off almost immediately.

Der coomer

He's right. It's "defense", bong.

but but but

You're no longer relevant as a country.

Should I go for completing skill trees one at a time? Like should put all points in one category or should I spread them, 3-2/4-1 for example?

Still a better ending than DQXI having you permanently abandon your friends/gf for a gay multiverse adventure

thats me
and so is toriyama

disagreeing with my shitty leftest politics makes you a grifter!!!!!

don't post here again.This is a right-wing board.

I'm like Toriyama because I support DQ being censored

You troons are weird

I could care less. I gotta change the aluminum rims on truck tires.

I dont get her appeal at all.

Is a horse 99% of the time

the few times she talks is some self absorbed shit about her childhood

I know Jess isnt an option in PS2 but even then she feels like a more natural conclusion

im literally anti censorship you dunce, but i still support being able to marry jessica

All of the personal skill trees (Courage, Humanity, etc) are worth putting at least a couple of points into. Zoom is locked behind a couple of points in Courage. So put most of your points into a one specific weapon and a few into the personal skill.

Coprophiles are dumb as hell.

I dont get her appeal at all.

>Is a horse 99% of the time

alright eeeeeeaasy their Vaush

erm Toriyama was racist according to the DQ devs... he had thoughts of scary black people dancing in his head.

Libs literally any time they see something ugly: THIS IS RACIST IT LOOKS JUST LIKE NIGGERS

theres something hot about princesses or beautiful women being turned into an animal or beast

horse manure item was replaced by cowpat in 8 specifically to not insinuate that Medea shits

cero laws changed. it wasn't censored.

WTF I have to do with CERO? I don't live in Japan.
If they want to comply with CERO, do it, just leave us out of this faggotery.

I can’t believe there’s people that would unironically prefer to marry the horse over the absolute babe that is Jessica. It’s like choosing Gemma over Jade

cero laws changed

it wasnt censored

imagine saying these two things together

She was better as a mare

for me its senya

I pick Gemma because its like going on a sick adventure with your buds, and then coming home to your childhood friend/wife.
Also Jade is for Rab

Serena is better anyway

I want to marry Jessica

Toriyama heroes never get the best girl.
So no.

asking devs to double the work

HAHAHAHAHA, enjoy your global version because everyone hated region locks.

>the few times she talks is some self absorbed shit about her childhood

at least she talks with the hero, unlike Jessica

Eh, she’s still second best girl and a way better pick than either Gemma or Veronica so I’ll give you a pass

captcha: JRHNBR

It wasn't censored by le evil blue hair American localizers anyway. Based Japan is always actually much more strict about censorshit

Fact check: false.

It wasnt censored by blue haired liberals

I dont recall censorship being contingent on the color of hair of the person doing said censoring

I completely disrespect your opinions. Never reply to me again.

Torishima....

nobody brought up evil blue haired american localizers but you

What the ever living fuck…

Jessica makes no fucking sense as a romantic partner

It's because of this Turbochad

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go on this years long adventure looking at these giant natural sweaty tits

it makes no sense that the hero would want that over a horse

nigga you gay

Soulless UI thoughbeit, perchance