Elon teases buying Hasbro and DnD.
Jason Tondro hyperventilating as we speak.
Elon teases buying Hasbro and DnD
I don't play DnD but I know for a fact MTG couldn't possibly get any worse so whatever
Don't know if this would be an improvement or not because Elon's taste in games is fucking awful
What a joke of a human bean
I mean it can't get any worse and the seethe would be amazing
grognard
slur
i dont think this person knows much about dnd
Grognard is not a fucking slur, what the fuck is this poofter on about? Grognard is a badge of respect, it's an old Anon Babble term. It's a reference to Napoleons imperial guard veterans.
A grognard is an old soldier, or a member of Napoleon I's original imperial guard. The term comes from the French word grogner, which means "to grunt" or "to grumble".
The term "grognard" may have originated from the nickname "the grumblers" given to Napoleon's most valued soldiers during the Napoleonic Wars. These veterans were allowed to complain without fear of punishment because they were so formidable.
In the context of wargames, the term "grognard" may refer to a player who reminisces about lost troops, lead figurines, or a time that most people don't remember anymore.
He won't buy shit, not after over paying for xitter and completely tanking its value and revenue
The best case scenario would be to buy Hasbro, clean house to get rid of all the D&D/MTG activists, and then permanently shelf the MLP IP just to add salt in the wound. Reminder that courting the ponyfuckers was Hasbro's first move in eventually making D&D the "all-inclusive" lifestryle brand it is today.
So he might do something good for once.
oh my god WHO CARES YOU FUCKING NERDS
and the seethe would be amazing
I'm over 18, I couldn't give a fuck
I balked at the gay dwarves and Mexican orcs too, but Elon Musk is the last person who needs to get his hands in D&D. He doesn't have a creative or imaginative bone in his body, just exploitative ones
Holy shit
Elon is really gonna save us from all the woke nonsense, isn't he?
Based billionaire
You have to go back reddit.com
Twitter screenshot thread.
I'm still using Bluesky Elon
DnD has been shit for more than 10 years
It's a catchall, some people wear it with pride while some try to use it as an insult.
In all honesty, as much as I think Elon Musk is a tardo, I believe he absolutely would be a better manager for D&D and MTG than hasbro is. of course that's a bar so low Barbados Slim couldn't limbo it.
Hasbro is being sued right now for overinflating their toy sales (any toy collector can confirm this is absolutely true). I doubt anything happens but there's an opportunity for something hilarious here. I would enjoy the seething at the LGS at least.
He doesn't have a creative or imaginative bone in his body, just exploitative ones
Look at this adorable whittle underage, completely oblivious to how D&D started as a mishmash of unoriginal fantasy tropes and extremely consumer-exploitive practices of selling tomes upon tomes of character supplements and gaming accessories. Elon would be right at home in owning the property, and much like X he wouldn't even be doing the "creative" shit himself, because that's what he hires people for.
Buy the gay mexican dwarf expansion pack only 99.99!
How did it reflect on hasbo stocks?
some try to use it as an insult.
No one tries to use it as an insult. If they do, they're stupid. Grognards do not care what zoomies think anyway, they're busy playing OS and using thac0. If you played 3e, you are not a grognard
I dont think you are if you have to preface your post with that
I wish the total destruction of every western RPG, both vidya and TT
Ai generated post btw
nice
fuck elon noob
He plays dark souls and diablo, the most typical basedboy games
We just live in an age where everyone is a jaded asshole who judges anyone who doesn't have the exact same taste as themselves
actually YOU have to go back to
Youd be mistaken to think that he would even control much creatively, besides who is employed.
I'm 29 and well aware of all of that. My point still stands; I don't believe he would improve the game or its associated brand.
Kek nice ecochamber
Can government workers buy businesses like these?
I assume public servants shouldn't be allowed to own any business since they could leverage laws and shit to make their companies thrive.
Insidious plot to back down on non-issues to foster nationalism and patriotism to bolster enlisting rates for coming ww3
Isn't MLP a cashcow for them? I remember reading they're bleeding money on all fronts expect MtG in the west and MLP in the east.
All he have to do is not make it gay and lame. Not that hard honestly.
But he's going to fail and make it even worse.
Literally anything is better than the modern incarnation of D&D where every person in charge of every facet of the franchise is trying desperately to make it as much like Critical Role as they possibly can
the mexican orcs were actually based because they were the most stereotypical mexicans imaginable (which is why Mexicans loved them)
nice off-topic thread, anon
enjoy your vacation
If it meant the removal of woke shit from DnD and Magic the Gathering I'd be all for it.
Ian Miles Chong
He is a poozed tranny
That dipshit doesn't know much about any of the shit he's constantly crying about
every greedy evil corporation is very woke
Do they do tacos or rip hearts out? inb4: both
I support "leftists" on only one issue.
You obviously do.
a player who reminisces about lost troops
What is this referring to?
Reminder that courting the ponyfuckers
Hasbro neglected them to hell abd back the fuck you mean courting?
Its weird how leftist drones in corporations think they can make an entire series "woke" despite not creating it or even playing it
Tondro is just an NPC
Aren't bronies right-wingers?
If i didn't like pf2e more than 5e this would make me worried. What is even uo with Elon Musk nowadays? I was an early adopter of PayPal and my coworkers think SpaceX is really cool but everything he's involved with in video games is just super shitty and grifter-y. Like playing diablo 4 is nothing to be proud of, he's become a modern version of that bloated geriatric dad gamer we all hated when we were young. I don't see gaben doing annoying shit like this. How is this thread even video games?
Trannies can be based aslong as they're not also leftists
ELON PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO IT
SAVE HASBRO FROM ITSELF
please save heman Elon DO IT
Saves vidya
Saves DnD
Saves USA
Saves Space Travel
How can one man be so based?
Supplements out the ass didn't start being a thing until 2E TSR era when a corporate vulture took over and drove Gygax out. (before selling it to the carrion eaters at WotC)
D&D had already died at that point.
and then permanently shelf the MLP IP just to add salt in the wound
God that would be so based just spiting ponyfags unprovoked
Works like this
Brony=leftist
Horsefucker=right-wing
What is even uo with Elon Musk nowadays?
he sells smoke to retarded boomer investors that salivate whenever they hear the latest meme term like AI and machine learning, he has to keep being relevant so he goes on these stupid moral crusades every now and then
Can't believe Transformers are finally going through a rebrand because Elon finds the name too woke.