Nintendo goes full retard with the Switch 2

Nintendo goes full retard with the Switch 2

Sony has GTA VI coming out this year

Did Nintendo unironically lose?

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We’ll see. Fanboys will still buy switch. I don’t think a lot of parents will at that price, but maybe I’m wrong

GTA VI is going to be the final death nail in gaming.

They lost after the PS2 was released. They've been serving tendies, autists, and women ever since. Every other normal person doesn't give a fuck about them anymore, except to fuck around in mario kart at a party something.

Goyslop 6 is releasing this year!

Who cares?

People do. I hate gta but it'll sell crazy

Sony won without firing a single bullet

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I have 2 kids. I'm not buying it for them. I might get one if a new Zelda game comes out but until then? Shrugs* I have no interest in donkey Kong, mario kart, wheelchair basketball, or jetpackvampires.

We channers are now the Sony board. We will lead the charge against Fucktendo.

Imagine if Nintendo and DMA Design didn't have a fallout that lasted until Dan Houser left the company.

We channers need to buy PS5 and PS6 to take down the Fucktendo menace. Were all against a commen enemy here. Whose with me!!!!

Buying GTA on a console after how shit GTAV was.

Haraaaaahhhh!! *rages against the Nontendo machine!!!!*

This offil direct confirm that Sony is the more pro consumer company, fucktard... we need to fuckoff retardstendo

What games do we buy with the PS5?

I am ready

Me too!

Switch/Xbox owner. I'm excited for the year of games I'll be getting.

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Anon Babble Avengers...... Assemble !!!!!! >:D

Gta wore out its welcome desu

you're thinking about it all wrong. they don't make money like PC, sony, and xbox do. their whole shtick is brand loyalty and selling a minimum viable product and the maximum possible price to a smaller but almost religiously dedicated consumer base. they're going to be fine because nintendo superfans will buy it up as soon as they get permission from their wives' boyfriends.

Former Nintendo fan here... you have my blade, good sirs...

Theres a reason are most hated games of all time is from Fucktendo . . .

Sony has GTA VI coming out this year

lmao
lol even
maybe in 2026

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This is why I fully support Nintendo in their mission of financially screwing their fanbase.
If they still wanna pay, they deserve to get fucked.

wtf, this machine has no games!

Sony is the more pro consumer company

Sits on franchises, makes corridor simulators, increased the price of PS5 cause they were selling like shit, increased the price of PSN cause the PS5 was selling like shit your more delusional than bing bing's

The Switch 2 is going to be more expensive than the PS5s here in Australia. That seems absurd to me. If Sony drops their price $50 across the board before Nintendo launches the Switch 2 will be DOA.

Weird thing is that no zoomers I know give a shit about GTA. It's all soilennials and older.

Yup, Nintendo finally has the snoy advantage of millions of cultists buying no matter what. I can see why that makes you afraid

So why didn't this work for the 3DS or Wii U?

hope dogshittendo gets wrecked this time
they have been getting too greedy and scummy due to the success
i will also never buy any dogshittendo product after how they abandoned animal crossing

dogshittendo always made our most hated games of all time

WE WILL JOIN THE WAR AGAISNT THEM!!!!

GTAVI will be 80$ and people will be okay with it because that initial article was a psyop to get people to be outraged at a much higher price to soften them on a lower but still higher than 70$ price.

You're in for a long 8 years

game prices climbing back to SNES levels

Rental store chads...our renaissance is nigh. We can even get zoomer girls to work the counter cosplaying as trashy 90s sluts

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Why did Nintendo go Microsoft-tier for physical copies out of nowhere, anyway?

Eric is going overdrive today, I can't wait until the famitsu sales are out

Were fanboys enough to save the Wii U?

Sony has GTA VI coming out this year

not Rockstar of David

Why are Snoytrannies so fucking retarded? This "surely THIS time Nintendo is finished" shit is embarrassing. Are they just mindbroken Bloodborne 2 is Nintendo exclusive? NEVER EVER!