IT BEGINS
Ubisoft is returning to form.
Return to form
I'm not surprised
I think everyone predicted that after tencent bought more into the company that they were going to start trimming fat and laying off people
Considering how hard AC Floyd got shilled on Anon Babble, all the slop eaters are suspiciously quiet all of a sudden.
Money ran out
U-bixi-xisters...are you th-there..?
Fuck you chuds, you did this...
Three things cannot be long hidden: the Sun, the Moon, and pozzed flops.
as part of this transition from being employed to jobless
Are they having a blast?
I don't think asian samurai would've saved ubisoft (10% more sales at best)
If a game is bad with woke is going to be bad even without the woke.
But didn't Shadows have a Yaskillion players!? That should have been several Morbillions profit.
Serves them right for including the cancer known as (((bisexual))) representation in their most popular IP.
You forgot skyrim and cyberpunk
Hasn't it been a couple weeks since release, too? Where's the players update, guys?
It's not just the in-game content: it's the panels of diverse idiots (women and brown women) who work in various fluff positions whose entire job to vet in-game content and story. I saw a chart of like 8 god damn panels within Ubisoft who do nothing but to check games for bad-thought.
Then the diverse hiring practices which favors WOMEN WOMEN WOMEN and occasional fags and troons and nogs. They bloat up budgets by hiring morons who can't make efficient games.
They need to trim their workforce by 50% at least.
Elaborate.
You can romance both genders in both games
All the bad game design they have since fc3 is le woke
This is the biggest chvd cope.
It's the fucking investors and heigher ups strangling the any creativity or art direction
i-i-it's not the poz
it's muh capitalism!
Dial 8 and speedrun life.
You are a pleb, ubisoft was on path of monotony and destruction even without dei
Dei only accelerated it
But are the romance options romanceable regardless of gender?
Cp has one option that's bi for sure so that should count.
And you can marry guys or girls in Skyrim.
Do you even Play games?
What games did that studio make?
Do you even Play games?
Not those particular two.
Cyberpunk 2077 has a bisexual option
Which one? Judy's lines for a male V got cut IIRC.
And you can marry guys or girls in Skyrim.
But are they bisexual?
I ignore completely customisable MCs, like those featured in many RPGs, and prefer to center in those instances on NPCs.
OOHHHMM
NOT GONNA BUY
OOOHHMMM
COMPANIES DIE
OOHHMMMM
JOURNALISTS CRY
OOOOOHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMM
How did he do it?
Ain't nothing changing until Quebec gets the axe.
The correct take desu.
Their games are mid.
Fill them with faggots, nigs and le stronk womyn and they're even worse.
It's not that hard.
Ubisoft Leamington?
More like LEMMINGSton
ahahhaHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA*snort*
1 down, 100+ more to go?
DIE DIE DIE DIE YOU FUCKING DEI USAID PROPAGANDA WING OF THE NEO LIBERAL WORLD ORDER, DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How many people lost their jobs.
I want to know how many people i should make fum of for unemploying themselves because they wanted subhumans and pedos in their games
This is clearly because of the orange retard's tarrifs. Ubisoft was doing gangbusters with AC: Shadows until trump shut them down with his bigoted agenda
They were shut down in January.
dammit trump, I suck off my own asshole and spit all the rectal juices at you!!!
AYO LIL DONNIE
if someone modded floyd's head on yasuke, I'd play it.
The blonde corporate bitch is bi.
Just like companions in Skyrim
according insider emails they don't have any big plans moving forward
The decision to make separate company was a desperate measures
The planning stage will start now
At best it'll take them 2 years to get their shit together and atleast 3-4 years to make decent games.
It's pretty much over of them. I'd imagine selling more ips and stakes in company in 26-27
The blonde corporate bitch is bi.
Seems to add up.
During the one-night stand in Venus in Furs, Meredith Stout acts more dominating toward male V and more submissive toward female V.
Just like companions in Skyrim
Same with this. Thank you very much.
B-b-but the 6 gorjillion players!!!!!!!
all of a sudden.
They went silent 4 days after release. Almost like the launch window marketing was over.
The blast was had.
I wonder even if Valhalla numbers could've saved them.
Because it is sinking ship and people only care for 3 IPs
They're all crying about trump now because nintendie did some price hikes
bloat up budgets
And R* is going to use the retardation of companies like Ubisoft doing this and all of their anti-consumer microtransaction bullshit so they can charge $100 and push their shark cards.
Even Nintendo is using this as justification to bump their prices.
Wokeness is literally going to put all of these companies out of business, we will literally only have Indies left.
Consoles will simply die as a concept, games like Concord flopping will cause the next Extinction Entity to emerge and cause the next Death Stranding
With around 1 billion in debt, they would have needed sales in the multiple tens of millions to save themselves.
Yup.
I wonder what was the straw/game that broke normies back because not that long ago they were slurping up all the ubislop.
I was thinking avatar and sw were going to be silent hits among normies but that never happened
your mistake is not synonymizing woke with bad
Because it's retarded and nullifies actual critisisms . Bad products exist without le woke
Star Wars Outlaws was their last release.
During covid everyone got to play valhalla and it was a stark reminder that asscreed actually sucked ass.
Wow almost went a day without one of these. Got tired of running defense in the direct threads, huh tendie,
if it's woke it's bad, simple as. Anyone who doesn't want to take that as actual criticism is in denial
Why should I care about this shit? I just enjoy the game.
It should've been a new ip with 30% less bloat and better combat
selling off IPs to the chinese and closing company branches to won the chuds
we lost chudbros
consoles will die
posts a console game
You will continue to play nothing but second rate ports that were designed for console first, and you will like it.
Hello saars
Arcanum
You made me check, and no, Raven is NOT a carpet muncher. Fuck you.
Because that's what it was, shilled. I don't know why they bother to do it here, AC is the fifa of ubisoft, only normalfags pick it up.
I remember when AC Mirage was coming out there were daily threads with the format
>X days until/since Assassin's Creed Mirage releases/released
>no threads on Anon Babble
Why? / Discuss
Raven is NOT a carpet muncher
Is any of this wrong?
lgbtqgamearchive.com
Well depends on what you mean by woke.
But i don't think a game is automatically bad for being left leaning or progressive
Last bit is bullshit, Raven only likes dick. The rest are... most likely true.
The rest are... most likely true.
Then it will stay, thank you very much for your feedback.
This brainrot is a direct enemy of both a hero's journey for men and (functional) romance for women, so storytelling wise it's BAD. The other issue are diversity hires, and they're obsessed with POWER rather than doing their fucking jobs to boot.
The brothel bit is definitely true, the rest are just too obscure to remember. Plus I don't think I ever player a female char because why would I.
They are reorganizing the shill farms with their new tencent managers
Nigga good left leaning media exists, get out of your bubble.
Watch something that's not disney or griftuber slop
btw you're a retard
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They should unironically bring back or just re-do Driv3r. The on foot stuff is dreadful but it's like playing a lost Michael Mann film. They didn't suck your cock back then, if you had to follow someone and keep up, they don't slow down or rubberband or any of that shit. You're keeping up with a developer who drove that line 60 times. Really satisfying game when you're behind the wheel.
The brothel bit is definitely true
Thank you for elaborating even further, that alone is enough to make it elegible for inclusion in my boycott list.
btw you're a retard
Why do you say such things?
Considering the fact you're most definitely a faggot and therefore just as bad, I guess you're welcome.
Nigga you are obsessed, go suck a dick and a clit
I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.
Of course, you must mean the fucking wasteland that are modern tv series and movies. Every single legacy nerd franchise? Killed and raped for at least a decade.
You are a pleb. Watch florida project or secario
ubisoft is transitioning??
What am I supposed to do with this? Okay, "left leaning" friend, which version of left leaning are you? Woketards, and largely feminists still, destroyed a ton of good shit, you know. If you're with them, fuck you.
it begins
they were shut down in january retard
is this why we haven't heard anything about 4 million players yet?
on Anon Babble
You'll love this
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Yeah they did you are not wrong, but churches could they would do the same.
Tracking this is unhealthy and reeks of mental illness. I don’t like bi stuff either, but this is autistic.
This is peanuts compared to their budget. I'd do the same in their place, I think.
Churches wouldn't fuck with storytelling, I don't think, only porn. Plus churches are fucked as well; in case you didn't know, wokies REALLY hate apostle Paul, because he was the one to emphasize the Logos. And since all this leftie bullshit (Nazis too btw) is a religion of pathos, well... loving the truth is not something they love.
they sponsored Tyler1 which seems quite random. He streamed the game for 2 hours, then immediately went back to League of Legends.
lol.
Damn I'm such an anti-social outcast I never saw any of these before, during, or after its launch.
Ah it feels good. This has been coming for a long time now.
Nobody here plays Ass Creed. Those threads a week ago were all made by shills.44ryv
ye churches are known for never influencing anything.