Who would you serve under?
Who would you serve under?
Cao Cao. He got the vision.
arr rook same
For me it's Wei - intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
Wei is the way.
Which kingdom would fox waifus most likely to be found?
cao cao is the real cunt, him being honest about that is not enough to suffer him lording over you, losing head because his head hurt and he got paranoid fit is also not fun when it happen to you
sun are bunch of opportunistic cunts
liu bei is fine even if his bros are either dumb violent cunt or prideful as hell
You want warriora orochi for that
Cao Cao and it's not even a contest.
didn't that retard liu bei lose all reason when guan yu got killed and then started a battle he couldn't possibly win?
Wei is for edgelords
Shu is reddit
Wu it is
As what? Soldier? Gentry? Or a peasant?
If I'm a soldier probably Wu - they never had to fight the tough battles that Wei and Shu had to face
If I'm gentry, Wu again - because I'll have an easier time holding on to my influence and assets.
If I'm a peasant, Shu - less famine and being fucked over by the gentry and soldiers
partially
lure and kill you so he can trick people into thinking that he can kill people when he sleep
Based!
i know this question is better to be asked on Anon Babble but have you guys read the three kingdoms books anons?? Is it good? I enjoyed when I read roman greek epics like iliad,aeneid, Odyssey etc and wanna look how good this is.
Inb4 he reads translation.
I remember reading that Liu Bei borrowed Jing Province from Wu as his power base and a stepping stone to create his own kingdom because he had no land. Then he invaded Shu, which was under his cousin Liu Zhang, and finally got his own territory. Sun wanted to take it back, but Liu Bei said no, which obviously pissed him off. So, he worked with Wei to backstab Liu Bei. This happened while Guan Yu was assigned as the guardian of the province
this game sucks, mobile game looking ass with the most repetitive gameplay I've ever played
cant believe I got duped into trying it out
which game? There are many of these. I've only played total war one and it was kino.
Which one? There's 14 of them
He was winning it until he tocuhed the idiot ball and camped in the shade of the forrest
Cao Cao>good sandals>Sun Quan>Liu Bei
No one. Why would you want to serve someone else instead of trying to take over for yourself
JUST ANOTHER VICTIM!
Biden?? Trump??? Psss elect yourself bro.
>Inb4 he reads translation.
I don't speak or read chinese?
it's a Anon Babble meme where it's a rule to read old classics in Greek,latin,russian whatever.
to take over of course.
Cow Cow and his son Cow Pee.
pretty fun meme, but could be better
CaoCao, he's honest with his ambitions.
That's my son!
Funny how Liue Bei had only one biological son, during an age where you had all the women you could afford. He really liked lying in bed with his sworn brothers and Zhao Yun, too.
Hmmmmm....
dumbass
The fuck's your problem?
There's nothing wrong with sneaking into into your bros room and sleeping together.
into into
Cao Cao's most hated rival
the chinese found jaks
it's over
tf you doing in bilibili?
gemmish
What about now?
Japan can only pander to lonely virgins
Please tell me about Wu, what the fuck does these guys have going on for them?
Still Wei
Wu existed so Shu couldn't make any gains, Heaven's cruel joke to Liu Bei
Sell me on each kingdom
yuan shao be like
Feels more like it should be flipped other way round.
Wei
Basically the evil empire of every jrpg where the leader is a nihilistic asshole who only acts for personal gains. Extremely powerful but too cocky
Shu
The resistance. Jrpg heroes join Shu because it's the only faction that fights for the people and has morals. Doesn't have the biggest army but it's balanced by having the best generals
Wu
They're here because it's called3 kingdoms not 2kingdoms but they don't do much except side with one side or the other depending on circumstances.
why do you think so
I've read it. It's very difficult because its like 1500 pages long and has 1000 named characters and you never know if that character will be important after the page they are introduced. Also a lot of it is really fucking boring descriptions of battles, especially the latter half. First 300 or so pages were the best cuz that's when you get the most iconic scenes and Cao Cao's political machinations
Baoh
Nice
founder is a self righteous cannibal
has morals
kek
Wei had more resources and manpower, they usurped the previous ruling dynasty, the Han, and their system was more meritocratic than the rest, but that lead to its leaders being usurped in turn, which lead to the creation of the Jin dynasty.
Shu was the loyalist kingdom, thinking itself a direct continuation of the Han empire. It called itself "Han" and it is the kingdom depicted as being the more moral one, as Wei fits the more traditional role of a villain (big, rich, strong, ambitious etc)
Wu was founded by a family of warlords who took the opportunity to do so after the Han empire crumbled, they developed their area a lot (lots of its territory was full of non Chinese people that didn't have a unified culture), but they fell to inner strife before Jin conquered them in 280. Funnily enough, the longest lasting kingdom of the three.
My man Zhang Jiao who got done dirty every single game except for DW Origins who redeemed the character
Well the truth is actually a bit more deploring, he abandoned them when things got rough
based general of heaven. origins did him and the yellow turbans so well
to be fair he got done dirty in the book, too
dies offscreen
What does Wu even have? I can't even remember any cool officer from Wu
Cao Cao
Lu bu
Cao Pi because he has a funny name
Wei is the dindu nuffin faction whom western redditors wank over because they are obsessed with historical revisionism
Shu is the protagonist faction, they are the traditional and moral forces constantly outnumbered but still punch above their weight because excellent generals/minister and has the support the Chinese population.
Wu is the subhuman contrarian faction who only exist by backstabbing and the fact that their land is most backward shitholes no one bothers even trying to conquer it.
What does Wu have?
Family, strength, fire, tigers
Notable for buttfucking Wei at Red Cliffs
Executed the rat Guan Yu
Longest surviving of the original three, fell to Jin Dynasty after the Sima Yan couped Wei.
Mostly famous for the Sun family (Jian, Ce, Quan and SSX). They also got best babe Lianshi in 7.
I think there's only one correct answer
their land is most backward shitholes no one bothers even trying to conquer it.
As opposed to Shu Han, with half of its "territory" being fucking Yunnan?
fear the tiger of jiangdong
who did nigga eat
Pro-Shu IS the historical revisionist position. Orthodoxy was Han -> Wei -> Jin succession line before the Song dynasty pushed the revisionist Han -> Jin as the new narrative which continued all the way into Qing.
Wu is the subhuman contrarian faction who only exist by backstabbing
That is rich coming from a Shu apologist
Liu Bei was a bigger backstabber than Lu Bu, he was just smarter about it.
caocao
ego driven cunt who will sacrifice you in a heartbeat if it advances his overall position. the only way to possibly avoid this is to be one of his direct cousins.
liu bei
much more righteous and fighting for the people. also a massive cuck who will avoid battles until they become massive problems that must be addressed immediately. also has tendency to bring some of the most violent and retarded generals into his ranks while ignoring advice from Zhuge.
Wu
comfy family of leaders and gritty vets. unfortunately cursed by some god causing them to hemorrhage leadership and too much inner turmoil to properly engage in the three kingdoms until it's too late.
Great, now this what they'll think Americans look like.
Dadudu
Why should i read a fanfiction of someone that had shu faggotry?
Cao Cao obviously. Specifically the 2010 version.
You think Cao Cao would get mad if I called him "cow cow"