is PAULINE THE ROCK IN DK BANANZA ???
This was found on the Nintendo Korea Switch 2 website
Is PAULINE THE ROCK IN DK BANANZA ???
DK x Pauline art is going to explode
Bros, I’m scared.
younger
what if this is pauline's kid? who's the father
Oh no, she is adorable
this would be beyond kino
Chunky
loli with eyeliner
Oh fuck they know exactly what they are doing, its loli wonderwoman all over again.
Either VOIDCO age regressed Pauline from whatever weird rock curse magic technology they use, or it's her daughter
yfw chunky impregnated pauline so hard he died
Midna Part 2
Pauline was born from a space rock
I wasn't expecting to get alien Pauline lore, but I'm down for it.
just throwing it out there that the rock has the same blue eyes as mini pauline. And she's wearing a purple rock bracelet.
Well that would explain why the rock was soothed by singing and uses the power of music.
Kek what
aren't there singing puzzles in banaza?
DK Arcade prequel with loli Pauline
This has the potential to be dangerously kino.
How can it be a PREQUEL if CRANKY KONG is in it?
It's got to be either age regression shenanigans or it is literally her daughter
Candy Kong bros...
it's funny getting mario character lore after rosalina's story book in galaxy almost didn't happen.
ENTER JUMP MAN
No the rock is turned into a bracelet and this girl joins dk on his back
so is this gonna be a tarzan situation where pauline's daughter gets raised by apes
I'm a sucker for Powerhouse/Little Girl duos, so this game is even more right up my alley.
The bad guys kidnapped her and turned her into a rock, and then DK saves the day, thus breaking the cycle of violence and rape started by Cranky Kong
This Cranky is the DKC Cranky's grandfather and Kongs just age that way.
I would bet my left nut that this is a prequel about dk and pauline first meeting
Yet Cranky specifically mentioned something about rivals with overalls in one of the showcases
My money is still on age regression or daughter
It is absolutely not a prequel
so Odd Rock is a girl
pedos see chibi character and immediately assume it's a child
All of you need to be hunted down and killed.
It really is Donkey Kong Odyssey
this is extremely kvno, sad to see it spoiled now
But then why would mario have conflict with mario?
this is some mandela effect shit
little pauline dancing and singing with DK
It's only on the Korean Nintendo site
Someone is getting fired
Source: My fat soggy ass.
this happened way back too with Tropical Freeze hiding Cranky
also Nintendo Korea spoiled Rainbow Road's location
look it up
only mention of this is on ResetEra
Uh huh. I love how all of you drooling retards are so ready to believe any bit of nonsense some rando spews up. Fuck off.
someone in korea is pissed at the switch 2's price tag. Remember that it's 450 over there, too.
Here, let me spoonfeed you dumbass
Open up here comes da airpwane vrrrrrrrrrrm!
nintendo.com
also Nintendo Korea spoiled Rainbow Road's location
Nintendo's Korean branch is about to have some unfortunate tragedies occur to their office.
Can't it be confirmed by just looking at the korean site?
dude they just removed it, I'm not joking
Kiss my ass.
Oh shit guys they fixed it already, my bad
I have it open on my tab though
open the virus link
no girl
Thanks, it was a photoshop all along then
I see the normal banner. Guess it's fake. Lame.
rainbow road specifically
I saved it for you :)
14th Japanese invasion of Korea when?
Nope . Kill yourself, lying piece of shit.
nah nintendo korea scrubbed it
retardera isn't the only place reporting it
suck my dick, quintuple retard
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
NINTENDO IS TRYING TO KEEP THE LID ON
AAAAAAAAAAH
Pauline has become the most forced Nintendo character in recent history.
And I couldn’t be happier
Post wayback link or I call bs
Loli Pauline
They got me. Nintendo knows how to sell their games, god damn it.
Is this the new L IS REAL?
baby Pauline
if there is a young girl involved in this game Anon Babble is suddenly going to flip to loving it
why are there so many unironic shills trying to discredit it
web.archive.org
interestingly, loli pauline isn't in the original iteration of the website (April 3rd). I wonder if it was accidental
h t t ps://web.archive.org/web/20250405115116/nintendo.com
Ok I just checked myself and DEAR GOD IT'S ACTUALLY REAL WHAT THE FUCK
web.archive.org
wtf
art looks incredibly realistic
no links to it on any existing Nintendo sites
no official art exists for younger Pauline
this is the new Grinch leak. Either someone highly skilled in illustration faked this or it is legitimate and was scrubbed somehow
no SHIT
Nintendo is watching you...
retard
rock baby on the third
pauline jr on the fifth
back to rock baby on live
weird.
Maybe she's wearing it as a disguise like Boo from Monsters Inc
web.archive.org
it's on the actual website anon, unless someone at nintendo korea is fucking with us
It's unironically real. I didn't believe it either but am now deleting my earlier post as I spoke too soon. It's the second capture on wayback machine, it's not in the first capture for some reason.
Probably a trailer they'll release closer to launch spoils mini-Pauline, so they have the asset ready but accidentally updated too early.
I think she got cursed by voidco
Yeah. Most fakes would have thought to use Diddy. No fucking body would have thought of mini pauline and anyone saying otherwise is lying.
OP is almost certainly bullshitting. But it would explain why the rock sings.
final boss is Mario
holy kino, please ninty
loli has freckles so that can't be young Pauline
Pauline makes a lot of sense with them going back to the arcade design, and how prominently she was featured in Odessey.
If the K.Rool rumours are true my opinion on the game has taken a 180.
No, I'm almost certain she's just wearing Odd Rock like a bracelet ala the hats and Peach/Mario from Odyssey.
Monkey'd
But why is she celebrating that she was saved from DK by Mario in Oddysey?
will this be something revealed early on? I dont know why else it would have an official banner, like if it was a big plot reveal.
Then it's her daughter
Pauline always getting kidnapped by Cranky Kong
Now Cranky's grandson and Pauline's daughter team up
It's wholesome :)
Fucking gigachad DK! Holy shit.
It better not just be that image. Pauline better ride on DK's shoulders and cling onto his back as he runs. While she's having fun with excited glee.
It'd be adorable as fuck.
Cranky kidnaps Pauline
DK saves Pauline Jr.
Just need a Mario Jr. to be the bad guy to tie it all together
likely something they were saving for a late may or early june direct.
she was kidnapped by his father cranky kong
(donkey kong jr being a separate person has been retconned)
Pauline's daughter was turned into a rock by the bad guys
Partway through the game you turn her back
I think that's the simplest explanation.
NINTENDO FIRE THIS MAN
This picture doesn't load for me. It is 404'd on that Korean website lol
Your shitty photoshop is not proof, retard. Nobody believes your piss poor attempt at a hoax. Go fuck yourself.
I’m honestly for the retcon anyway
its such a weird thing to do too considering when it turns out to be true she'll just be there and the leaks will be confirmed...
Yeah that's where I see it going
wayback machine takes a long time to load, nintendo ninjas likely imminent but I swear to fuck the image is (was) there.
Why not? It's not like she holds a grudge given how many DKC references New Donk City had.
mini
Why are people saying this?
The stylization is a bit different from Odyssey. But she doesn't look any more mini than Daisy or Peach.
BASED
DK wants to fuck Pauline
Pauline is now a female kid in this new game
Uhhhh what did they mean by this?
she has freckles
she's not chibified or such, that's literally a child's proportions
it's real see or this archive. ph /QNviX
the larger eyes, freckles, and large head/small body imply a younger character. Either a young pauline or pauline's daughter (or a brand new character that just happens to resemble pauline for some reason)
Yeah the rock connects to DK through singing. This would have been such a cool reveal during gameplay.
It surprises me how simple I am, that such a simple change makes the game sound so much better.
Twilight did the same thing, apparently grooming your love interest kids is fine
This picture doesn't load for me.
Just keep waiting. It loaded for me.
Anon Babble falling for some shitty photoshop
again
You are all retarded children, I swear.
Freckles get more prominent from sunlight. Could be younger Pauline that has been exposed to a lot of ultra-violet beams, or she could be related to Pauline (offspring, family, whatever).
it's been that way historically, hilariously enough
Freckles is a young girl trait? They go away?
what if this DK is young Cranky Kong and the Cranky Kong is great-Cranky Kong?
Pauline ain't got freckles therefore the frackled brat ain't Pauline
freckles are less pronounced the older you get anon
Regular pauline doesn't have freckles and the mystery girl is lacing some eyelashes
I doubt he'll be the final boss, but I could totally see something like:
Mario came to save loli Pauline
Sees DK carrying her and assumes he kidnapped her
Attacks before loli Pauline can explain the situation
The boss fight involves you throwing barrels at him
Of course, the narrative issue you encounter after this is explaining why Mario doesn't stick around to help once he knows what's going on, since he's totally the type who'd try to help.
narrative issue you encounter after this is explaining why Mario doesn't stick around
he gets kidnapped by K.Rool, obviously.
anon people would have faked diddy or dixie. not fucking pauline
mines were just the tutorial area
overalls get unequipped after mines
shitty rock partner is actually pauline
I changed my mind, the game is pure SOVL.
Finally a nintendo official human loli brat
I believe you. The fact that it 404'd speaks volumes.
Why has the overall intelligence of people declined this fast? I'm tired of being priven right that it really is over for this generation.
remember, not the first time they made fake "cover" art
Where's the evidence that she's a child? Just because she's smaller than DK?
THE ROCK IS FULLY VOICE ACTED
Can I disable this? I don't buy games with un-mutable annoying voice acting.
Thissss
for anyone confused, cranky is missing
proportions
Or possessed by rock guy. Clearly he has some kind of magic voodoo shit going on if he can turn a girl into a rock. In that case, you have a recurring Mario boss fight, even.
ZAMN
for anyone confused, cranky is missing
these retards don't deserve spoonfeeding
Nobody gives a shit about Diddy and Dixie. Pauline is a character Nintendo has been actively pushing for years. This is fake, and you are an idiot.
cool girl on adventures with her super cool, super strong kong friend
Based.
KEK these expressions make a whole lot more sense
Pauline wears makeup to hide her freckles
Pedos are getting uppity again.
Wreck-it-Ralph
makes sense considering he kidnapped her in the OG donkey kong. I hope she's an adult in game though
Uooohhhh sexo sexoooooooo
should have been first response
Anon Babble is dying
Cranky Kong is the one who kidnapped her, Dk hasn't been the DK from Donkey Kong for a while now.
They probably swapped out Lil Pauline for rock-luma mid-way through production and now everybody is going to be pissed
Shadman is so addicted to heroin that he can't draw donkey king fucking her ass
It's all over...
No one expected pauline in a DK game.
almost the entire thread without a pedo post
I'm almost proud of you/ v/
nvm
I dunno, that VOID tape pattern wrapped all around it certainly does give them impression that it's sealed in some way.
CAN YOU MUTE THE ROCK?
It's a prequel about his first time meeting the Kremlings and becoming friends with Diddy
Guaranteed
You free Mario midway through the fight and start doing team-up shit.
Final boss: Mario
His weapons: Hammers, POW blocks, Oil barrels, Snapjaws
How would people react?
Is this the DK origin story?
there's also a crock enemy with punching gloves
THIS IS GOING TO TIE INTO THE MARIO MANUAL LORE OF BOWSER TURNING EVERYONE INTO BLOCKS
BOWSER WILL FIND THE ROCK GUY'S THING AT THE END
I hope
HOLY KINO
Odd Rock is actually Pauline under the effects of a curse
Gnawty and Professor Chops were also turned into rocks
Those Crockoids = Kremlings theories are actually sounding plausible now.
Whats the point of giving that key art to Korea? If you are not supposed to reveal it, why they have it in the first place? Is Nintendo going to reveal this "twist" before release? If its an in-game spoiler why would you need to make art for it?
Where is the pic from?
No one expected Pauline in a Donkey Kong game.
No one expected PAULINE in a DONKEY KONG game.
... Anon.
Don't forget him
We have to see if she has style and grace.
it's a really professional looking fake if it is fake
She's cursed, curse gets broken early on, bracelet is how she swaps back to rock form when she's out in the world exploring with DK (probably only switches to human in shops and cutscenes, maybe in some more scripted levels). Giving the little side character a story tied to the world is the same thing with Cappy and Super Mario Odyssey.
Is the rock a girl to begin with?
that's just a golden stalizalfos
it was probably an accident. I guess every outlet received the image with pauline but they were told to save it for a later date or something. Korea just didn't get the memo or the person uploading it didn't read it or w/e
use your brain for 5 fucking seconds
Paulinette? Loline?
There's no way to know for sure until we have more information, but I think it's a reasonable assumption.
Go ahead and do this better if you aren't shit at image editing like I am.
Don't do this bullshit with me. Pauline has been far removed from the DK series for fucking decades until odyssey with some references and the mario vs dk series
Don't know about that exact pic with the caption but you see this croc statue in the trailer too
someone on treehouse called the odd rock a "she"
gooner kong
The final boss will definitely be some sort of living mountain or rock.
I ask because people say the rock talks a lot. Ive seen some footage but without sound
the rock sings
pauline (since she was reintroduced anyway) sings
she's pretty much only been in DK games till odyssey
She's only in dk games with mario
SOURCE NOW
Freckles
Bracelet with the same material as the rock
Younger
Either the rock is her, or she's controlling it from a remote area. Either way, it's real.
Also did people forget the first trailer of Odyssey? Cappy looks different and there was barely any Cappy mechanics.
She literally has the rock as a bracelet, no shit the rock is her
On second thought. Why the fuck did I mirror them? That was retarded.
This is better.
If this actually happens, I might actually be on board with this game. But $80 is still insane to me
or if nintendo are willing to add a character made by a gaijin into a mainline game we might actually get k rool back
He's in.
wrong game anon this is only 70 bucks
Cappy looks different and there was barely any Cappy mechanics.
I still really hope the rock/girl will actually have a fun core gameplay mechanic. That isn't acting like a GPS compass / detective vision like was shown in the treehouse stream.
I mean Cranky, Expresso, and Rambi are still in this.
They are digging inside the planet so the last area is probably the core wich could be a giant gold ball, or a coconut.
Earth core is the land of dinosaurs and talking lizard.
And yet you insist that fucking Diddy and Dixie would be the go to characters to fake this with despite them also being sidelined? Shut the fuck up.
I'm just worried he won't come back and they'll replace him with some retarded tiki torch or something
That also had mario in them. which were mainly mario games.
She is going to require you to use the controllers in mice mode to operate shipping cranes while you move as dk
Slow fuck.
They would have to be spiteful to do that after seeing the fan reaction to K.Rool in smash.
VOID tape pattern wrapped all around
Pic?
Oh, you're one of those mindbroken Smashfags who make up all sorts of bullshit rules to justify your schizo theories. Typical.
Why does cranky kong have the old style eyes?
peak
I REALLY shouldn't stick my dick in there, however...
his fur looks like leaves
being spiteful is their standard mood
With all the rare stuff they're referencing from teasers alone leaving out K.rool seems impossible. Cranky even alludes to him
Journey to the Center of the the Earth by Jules Verne depicted dinosaurs living below ground. DKC3 also referenced Verne (the Knautilus).
lanky kong
This Donkey Kong is the father of the DKC Donkey Kong. I
Me
Any closeup of the rock. See as an example.
No. You have no argument and are deflecting. That's fine though. I'm done entertaining your stupidity.
It's worth noting that K. Rool still doesn't have a character playlist on Nintendo Music. They could be waiting for his modern design to be revealed.
I always forget jules verne wrote both journey and leagues, leagues is so much better
Yoshi's Island showed that babies come from the stork, so there might not be a father.
They're definitely not going to give any kind of answer.
Cranky even alludes to him
Is making up delusional whoreshit without any manner of evidence a DK fan thing, or is it more of a you thing? Next you'll be insisting that Bananza has references to the Great Ape War.
It's leagues better
Damn that’s actually really surprising/shocking to me but it makes perfect sense with the singing/probable prequel angle
Cute loli comanpion yay :)
leagues is way more creative than journey
geg
And never started entertaining your shitty photoshop. Take your Grinch wank and kill yourself, liar.
her bracelet has the same colour/texture as the rock creature that sits on his back
So she gets transformed into it?
doesn't this mean that they're abandoning the cranky is the original DK meme entirely
if you notice, lots of the enemies are transformed into rocks
I HATE KOREA
I HATE KOREA
I HATE KOREA
I HATE KOREA
damn rock need correction etc
Maybe we play as young Cranky Kong?
And the Cranky Kong we see during the game is a different Cranky Kong?
I just noticed the rock is wearing the bracelet as a hat
That's all it takes, huh? Some sexy girl and that's it.
"the rock is so annoying,wheres Diddy? I fucking hate the obnoxious rock for re-"
*its young Pauline*
"HOLY FUCK IS A LOLI I LIKE TO MASTURBATE TO LOLIS NINTENDO IS THE BEST, THIS SOLVES EVERYTHINF IM BUYING DAY 1"
Jesus, Nintendo knows its audience
Or the rock will be enamored by Paulinas singing and then whittled down into a bracelet that can stay with her
I guess so
30 million units sold!
saved
Kremlin skeleton
So they' ve gone extinct?
pauline is a character people recognize and care about, go figure
I'll take it with a grain of salt, but if this is actually real, I really hope that she gets to hang with you in her human form for more than just 5 minutes at the end or something. She'd be way more charming than having a big purple rock on your back.
I was already sold on the game
This is just the delicious cherry on top
weaker girl protected by larger huge man or beast
Best trope.
Mario has been physically, mentally, and spiritually cucked on all levels.
Cranky actually mentions Mario, so he's still the OG DK. Pauline being de-aged could be part of the curse.
That never made any sense anyway. How the fuck can the original DK be Cranky, but Mario is still the same person? That's not how gorillas age. The theory is fucking stupid.
Also, it doesn't mean anything, because it's a fucking photoshop, and you morons are somehow falling for an obvious hoax.
Anon, it could be a random little girl and all these virgins would be drooling anyway
CAN I TURN OFF THE VOICE ACTING?
Here is your new human character for Mario Kart World. You can automatically unlock her by having a Donkey Kong Bananza savefile on your Switch 2. Thank me later.
Some of them sure, but there wouldn't be nearly as much excitement.
your new human character for Mario Kart World
but it's just pauline in baby form
weaker
Than what?
She's 10.
So they' ve gone extinct?
Maybe. But I mean. There are plenty of human skeletons IRL and we aren't extinct.
Any drawing requests of loli Pauline / Pauloline?
Great Ape War is a name coined by fans. Kremean War, however, is mentioned in DKC3.
gorillas live 35-40 years
when Mario is in his 30s, Kranky is already old
Seems right to me
That's not how gorillas age.
holy shit nobody tell this guy that dinosaurs are extinct and didn't hace chameleon tongues
Yeah. But Nintendo sees it as a new character. Be happy it ain't Baby Pauline.
Odyssey team is making it
Animal friends returning besides Rambi
Rare characters still in
Pauline involved somehow
K. Rool implied to be the final boss
Jungle Beat style ape bosses
Yep... we got kino on our hands...
Cranky isn't old, his constant seething at the decline of video games destroyed his body.
Pauline being hand-fed a banana with a drool-line after the first bite
we got kino on our hands
No we dont cause it releases in june and prices are iffy with jewntendo reacting to orange man tariffs
besides Rambi
Cranky mentions Rambi directly, all but guarantee that he's in the game.
sexy
fuck off
hopefully it'll be adult pauline with her tits as big as they were in mario golf
Licking a fat rock
dude, Pauline wasn't even considered a character between dk94 and super Mario odyssey. it was only after that game that Nintendo started pushing her again in spinoffs.
really NO ONE EXPECTED HER. and THAT is if loline is a scrapped concept or not, she could easily not appear for the entire game and that pic was literally never meant to be shown at all.
You collect gold in this game
One of pic related's features is his golden armor, crown and bracelets
Cranky isn't old
His wife died of old age in DK64. He's old
Draw her singing.
mario in his mid-late teens during going against an also teenage cranky
fast forward 15 years cranky is towards the end of his lifespan and mario is a 30 something year old
makes sense to me
Maybe he just likes older women?
he's just a ss/hag enjoyer
she could easily not appear for the entire game and that pic was literally never meant to be shown at all.
It wouldn't make sense to make a promotional render for a character never meant for the final game, it would have to have been cut at the literal last minute for anything like that to happen.
This is HUGE
Pauline was in Odyssey, and the Movie, and Mario Kart. The signs were visible.
When DK gets his movie after Mario Movie2.
Will Pauline be older, younger, or the same age as Mario?
Pauline wasn't even considered a character
Yes, she was. But it was proto-Peach, just like Jumpan was proto-Mario. Odyssey made it her own character
NO ONE EXPECTED HER.
Then you're all retarded and it's clear why you're all falling for such obvious bullshit.
Pauline's daughter voiced by Sarah Silverman
She only started getting added to shit recently. Once she was added to mario party it kinda solidified that she'd stick around
Her nibbling on her rock bracelet nervously as a shadow looms over her
Her and DK whistling together.
Wait until you see my PENIS
Ill try to get em done ASAP
beat the shit out of k. rool to take his bandandium gold shit
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The best parts of Mario movie for me where the fight against DK and when they fly with the barrel, and I not consider myself a DK die hard fan (at least no more than Mario)
Nobody knows fuckface.
yes, thats exactly what I mean: After dk94 Pauline was never featured in any game up until SMO.
MUH PRICES!
go eat shit, your 'games' do cost that too.
the problem is mario is canon 24 years old
What the fuck? Where is that said
Then I'm not buying the game until we can confirm this fact.
Hate too much voice acting in games.
being a Nintendo character ≠ being in a Nintendo game
But yeah, she only gained relevance during last gen
you are more annoying than the rock.
She did show up in the Mario vs Donkey Kong games.
I want to believe. This is going to be the best of all worlds
rare characters
jungle beat style side villains
tying in with dkc and classic dk lore
Ok, so Kranky is like 10 years older
... ACfag? You do this shit in Donkey Kong threads too? Oh my god, fuck off and die already.
Looks like they’re really setting out to make the ultimate DK game
After dk94 Pauline was never featured in any game up until SMO.
Not true.
She appeared in spin-offs
You guys think that the guy that fucks Miyamoto's daughter prefers Peach or Pauline?
more like something like this, since Ralph was based on DK
i wasn't going to chimp out before if there was no voice language select for the rock, but now that i know it's loli pauline (lauline if you will) i am going to go BANANAS if they don't give us a choice
it's crazy that they didn't change her design that much when they reintroduced her in odyssey
yeah but I hate Vanellope
They’ve been pretty good about that lately
But I can just see them not bothering because it’s only one character
somebody found the full version of the picture!
imgur.com
It seems like it says something like "Good" or "I'm happy" like every third map or large treasure you get. With it being quiet almost all the time.
Are you just upset that it has voiced lines at all?
Loline will be voiced by Maria Antonieta de las Nieves 'La Chilindrina' in the games LatAm dub.
thanks for giving me that image...
They gave the option for hint flowers in Wonder and that was pretty niche, so they could do it again.
100% dolphin porn
I don't know what that means sorry. Animal Crossing?
Either way, not me.
That’s good point, here’s hoping
Yes, that's annoying as fuck.
Let me turn it off completely, like in Mario Wonder with the flowers.
The flowers were all over every level and would say things like every or every other minute though.
That's different from the rock saying "good" every 10 minutes.
You know if you were to edit it so instead of DK grabbing Pauline she was pointing at DK it would become the wojak pointing meme
And? I want it disabled. And if I can't do it, I won't pay money for it.
What's the issue? This seems to upset or confuse you or something.
Big fan of Pauline and her use in a DK game but the amount of cunnyposting I'm going to have to wade through to talk about this game will probably get old. I thought Pragmata was bad enough.
Technically you first see her in the suit she wears as Mayor and she goes back to the dress when she's with the band.
Then don't fucking buy it. You sound like acfag. Complaining about something that's a complete non-issue for 99.99% of the audience.
Then don't fucking buy it.
I already told you, I won't if it doesn't have this option.
Why are you getting so upset over this? I'm not.
You got a briefing on who "acfag" is for those of us who don't watch this soap opera every week?
The rock isn't on DK's neck, so who's to say the full render won't feature both of them?
Kinda like how the hit Cranky on early boxart renders of Tropical Freeze before his official reveal.
It'll get memed on hard. But since it seems like Bananza will have a costume shop much like Odyssey had, and is thus likely to have countless of costumes.
What are the chances of the game having an unironic and explicit Wreck it RalphTM cosplay?
It's higher than 0% isn't it?
rock becomes kid pauline
wouldn't that mean we get kid kremings?
Steven Universe Kong
Why would it feature both when it's the same person?
seems like
It's 100% confirmed. It's what the fossils are for.
kek
she's wearing a purple rock bracelet, it's obviously supposed to be the same character
Objective: Find bananas
This game will be so much better if its Pauline hanging on you instead of the rock the whole time. Also like it because it somewhat brings to fruition my smash character idea of Pauline and DK being a team fighter.
Pauline better have a rock song in this game or else I'm refunding and setting my Switch 2 on fire.
Pauline has literally never been in a Donkey Kong game before. Donkey Kong (Arcade) was a Mario game, the first actual Donkey Kong game, Donkey Kong Jr. Did not feature Pauline.
She was not in Donkey Kong Jr. Math, Country, 64, Jungle Beat, King of Swing or any other spin-off or sequel game where you are specifically playing as a Kong I'm forgetting about.
Maybe she uses it to communicate or "connect" to the rock in some way, same way DK bonds with it through whistling.
Please don't tell me they turned this little cutie into a fucking rock
Pauline has literally never been in a Donkey Kong game before.
Mario VS Donkey Kong.
You are incorrect.
Full blown degenerates and memers will ruin the pauline booru results just like they ruined the Lucina one years ago
Oh comeon i still liked to masturbate to her from time on time.
mario vs donkey kong
not donkey kong vs mario
Don’t worry we’ll probably free her after the first section, the demo they had kept kicking them back as soon as they you went down a level
Was the rock designed by the same person who designed Tri in Echoes of Wisdom?
Has that same ugly style to it.
Mario VS Donkey Kong
Mario
Anon...
How can DK (arcade) be a Mario game when theres no Mario in there? Its fricking Jumpman
I can’t wait until Jr makes an appearance to mind fuck this entire fan base
The Japanese version doesn’t reference Mario at all. So yes it’s going back to the Japanese canon. Blame Rare causing so much confusion
Baby Pauline was going to be an annoying baby
shut her up by turning her into a rock
Based Void Co.
ok so whens the fanart
Donkey face
Lmao
Donkey Kong in the title
Not a Donkey Kong game
Elaborate. Don't be scared. Explain your incorrect reasoning and logic.
Never. Watch regular porn and stop lusting about fictional little girls
Please let age regressed Pauline be barefoot and in a skirt
What if it's a next generation Cranky Kong?
does that mean that if Diddy appears he will be a baby?
WTF
Do you also call Mario Sunshine a Sunshine game?
Didn't think so bro.
would be kino to have all the other kongs show up as babies or kids. Imagine kid funky kong or kid tiny again.
Cranky being the old Donkey Kong *is* the Japanese canon!!
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You haven't explained why it's not a Donkey Kong game yet.
Why are you too afraid to answer the question? If you're right, win. Don't waste both of our time.
OOOOHH PAULINE-AAAAA
AYO LIL DONKEY
Not to trash on anyone's parade. But maybe she is just young because she was cursed. And as you uncurse her she'll grow.
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The Japanese version doesn’t reference Mario at all
Fake
she still has some purple stone on her so that's probably the case
Even better. We saved her as a child then let's you give her a tit job at the end.
Mario got cucked so hard that Paline went to DK.
LMAO MARIOBROS!!!!!
as you uncurse her she'll grow
Hope it happens sooner than later and I get to have adult Pauline hanging around me for half the game, and then I unlock her mayor outfit for hitting credits.
STFU Tri is cute
It's a Mario game, not a Donkey Kong game.
I win.
Why doesn't this DK have pants?
Mario the angry cuck
why does DK have so many horny faces in this game
I doubt that very much
At least the whole she dynamically grows as you progress
Pauline's kid and adult kiddy kong (shown in overalls in the trailer despite not being his default outfit)
I...Is Rare DK still out there?
They will retcon with odyssey
YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOO!!!!
Keeping pants on was just a weird trailer thing. If you watch the treehouse playthrough he loses the pants pretty quickly. There's also a clothes shop so you can re-equip those pants or other clothes down the line.
and let there be a lot of wind
Because you only have pants for the tutorial. then you lose the pants and some while after that you get the option to put on whatever you want presumably. Or to keep going naked.
I’m gonna put that monkey in a suit and tie
DK wearing Diddy clothes
I...Is Rare DK still out there?
adult kiddy
It’s DK with overalls you autist
m.youtube.com
Look at 18 minutes for the rock...
Why isn't it a DK game? You haven't given even 1 (one) reason yet.
Don't be scared bro. I want you to win this. Let me help you.
Why do you think it's not a DK game? Becasue it's second in the title?
Do you think all the "Mario" games are actually a part of the "Super" series becasue of this?
Whats the issue little guy?
shit this image makes me sad because Banjo and Kazooie could have been an easter egg in this game.
She's not a rock.
She's a mineral.
tags: aging up, childhood friend, grooming
Would be less weird than Mario doing it.
Young Pauline in Mario Kart?
NTR in Nintendo games.
Based!
That’s the translation of the rare interview in English you dummy
Why do you think it's not a DK game? Becasue it's second in the title?
yee
It would be called Donkey Kong vs. Mario is it was a DK game.
candy described straight up as "sexy"
NTR
Why do I like the rock so much more now?
The human brain is silly.
She's a gem.
So you don't think Super Mario 64 is a Mario game? You think it's a "Super" game?
So it's in the same series as "Super" Punchout, "Super" Ghosts and Goblins, etc. Is this correct?
Educate me bro. Your logic is wild.
Yeah, surely.
Probably, but she'll likely be held back for whatever expansion pass they end up doing.
BASED Nintendo serving cunny.
Still not gonna buy this shit.
Yes, I don't know why this is a complex concept for your brain to comprehend.
Pic is also a game in the prolific "The" franchise.
Cool
I aint celebrating anything until I see Diddy
You again? Get the fuck outta here.
In fact, yes. That's why Mario Bros. (1983) isn't taken into account.
Most cursed costume in all of Odyssey.
I think realises it's DK too when she sees his initials on his tie. So cute
perhaps the real gems were the friends we made along the way
With how tight communication is between localization and the Japanese writers are nowadays, I don't think they would have been allowed to write this in if it was officially non-canon.
The franchise that contains the maiden rape assault: violent semen inferno?
Wheres the prestige in that.
DK I told you not to go on Anon Babble, those guys talk more about children then video games
How dare you talk shit about such a masterpiece
Don't let me find you irl
With how tight communication is between localization and the Japanese writers are nowadays
Fire emblem and Zelda would like to have a word with you. If you have a problem with it, tell Nintendo and not me. And FYI, like I told you in the other thread, this isn’t in the Japanese version shown in the famitsu video
Loli Pauline companion
Now Anon Babble loves the game
Now it isn't Odyssey 2 slop
Now it's worth $80
Now the DK redesign isn't a terrible thing
CUNNY ROCK NEEDS CORRECTION
Fire emblem and Zelda would like to have a word with you
Meaning...?
ruined the Lucina one years ago
Explain. Or are you talking about Spiderman?
Yoshi's Island showed that babies come from the stork
and this has never been referenced anywhere outside of Yoshi's Island games
I've seen some people mention him but why would Mario be the boss? The highest age we got for Mario is 25 so if that is kid Pauline, if Mario were to even make an appearance, he would also be a Kid or Teen right?
Nintendo: Let's add a minor version of the girl who Donkey Kong used to kidnap into the game and ignore the fact that most of our Japanese audience has a rape fetish
Jesus, Nintendo. Even Epstein was more subtle than this
UOOOOOH PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
Didn't feel like getting a redesign
Mario will be an angry cuck final boss because DK took Pauline's virginity, leading to Donkey Kong Arcade
DKbros... what did he do wrong?
BoTW's localization had two particularly big fuckups.
When Zelda says Calamity Ganon has "given up on reincarnation," it was actually the opposite in Japanese.
The Japanese quest logs were written from Link's point of view, but this got removed in other languages.
Current fanfiction is that she is Pauline's daughter and the Mario fight reveals that he's the dad.
poor localization
Making Cranky Kong the DK of the original DK game was the most absurd lore-breaking decision Nintendo has ever made, or was it Rare's fault?. I wonder how they'll fix it.
He has a little girl clinging to him the entire time.
Any examples?
Meanwhile, locked in a supply closet in Nintendo HQ...
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* "RET ME OUT YOU MOTHAFAKKAS! PAURINE-CHAN IS NAHTO A RITTRE GIRR!!!!"
lmgtfy
Cool thanks.
I believe that came from donkey Kong 64
Yes
Never disliked it
Liked Odyssey
I have a job
Never bothered me
Mario and Jumpman are now separate characters, with Jumpman now being Mario's villainous father.
Miyamoto gave his blessing.
However he's now on a journey to Korea to give every Nintendo employee over there a "promotion".
would be beyond kino, especially if he had a blue shirt with red overalls
Nah, it was DKC on the SNES. He says it in the save rooms.
It makes sense if they're going for the inversion angle. Donkey Kong had DK kidnapping Pauline and you, as Mario, have to rescue her. So now in Bananza, you have DK saving Pauline, so it'd make sense to have to fight Mario. That said, Nintendo wouldn't let Mario be the big bad, so if he does show up, you might have a boss fight in a misunderstanding type of scenario, Mario realizes he was wrong, and then decides to help, but winds up getting kidnapped (so he doesn't interfere with gameplay).
Or this is old DK / Cranky Kong and not rareware DK. Would explain the face being different.
You already know
Sorry about the wait. And overall sloppiness
people seriously give a fuck about mario lore when miyamoto has said many times that they're just characters in performances like old cartoons and stories are
Based
Cool that you did it, but it doesn't look very much like her.
DK is good tho.
She looks like she fucks ape men
only dkfags I noticed
Fucking excellent. You're really talented anon.
It was just some irreverent British humor to emphasize DKC being hip and with the times, what with its fancy Silicone Graphics visuals and its intro of Cranky with his gramophone being blown away by Donkey with his boombox.
Thanks anon. Requested the whistling one and that is very cute.
Jumpman now being Mario's villainous father.
Other than the villainous part, wasn't this made canon in the movie?
(I didn't watch it but I remember seeing a clip of Mario's family or something)
Another thread with loline as the op just got jannied. Hmmm
Daisy since she has freckles
MIGRATE
Pauline Jr. Is trying to help Donkey get with her mom since she thinks Donkey would be an awesome dad, but she doesn't know that her mother practically hates Donkey
Would be cute
Fuck off.
Pauline is already in the Mario movie, it was just a very brief appearance with maybe like two lines
great work
Make her dress lift up...
Very interested to see what Cranky's reaction to her is gonna be.
We're so fucking back.
Girls aren't called Jr.
only 70 bucks
I kinda imagine Cranky being annoyed at first, and then warming up to her to the point he pretty much treats her like his granddaughter and he hits Donkey in the head with his cane since that makes her laugh
I would destroy the entire island for this precious being.
It's not common but there's nothing preventing it either.
en.wikipedia.org
shut up
mods
Mario really does have the deepest lore
face it chuds, the loli always pick the big strong gorila
It's all apart of Nintendo's plan to market Mario games to an older demographic (has a kid = more relatable to 20s-30s demo) and also fulfill Abe's masterplan from beyond the grave.
Loli Pauline, (or Poli), wearing Dixie Kong's outfit.
6 years old loli pauline for mario kart world...
Love the whistling one. good job anoncito
no pants
DOCTOOOOOS
Rescuing a damsel? Heroism? Bah! Back in my day we didn't "save" the girls, we raped them! Grab and smash, pump and dump! That was our motto. You kids today are fucking pathetic. Don't get me started on all this OnlyFans and porn bullshit. Donkey, you are a failure of a grandson. You haven't even realized that Funky has been banging your girlfriend for months, for God's sake.
don't get Ashley in Mario Kart
but we get Loline
I'll take it.
Yes spiderman, i found it funny at first years ago but now is just a turn off.
Ancient kremlings probably, they call them crocoids.
anon miyamoto is the one who realized DK has this big expanded series that they've just been sitting on until the mario movie.
Cranky never said this.
Cranky always said this.
There's also Buzzoids that look like Zingers.
A Gnawty appears on a fossil (1 to 1 with the DKC artwork).
Cranky thinks this but wouls never say it out loud.
Once you defeated the gold teeth monkey, she may get the curse removed
The question will be if this happen earlier or late in the game
The evil monkeys have been digging for riches but in the way they probably found their army of crocodile heads.
Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time.
It’ll obviously be early considering it’s prerelease promotion material
We’ll probably see her in the next trailer
I thought the rock was gonna be an annoying companion and it should've just been Diddy.
Finding out it's actually Pauline (lite?) makes it way better.
1 to 1 with the DKC artwork
It's funny to imagine that they just took the render they already had and pasted it into the texture.
The thing with DKC is that the original text was from England unlike Mario and Zelda that were written in Japan, so Super Donkey Kong and its sequels were actually translations, if I'm not mistaken they even wrote that Captain K Rool was actually King K Rool's brother. I don't know who wrote Bananza but maybe they went for an english speaker for the story just to mantain the tradition?
What are we thinking: Spats, black void, skorts, shorts or pants?
About time I got a grandchild.
Cranky would totally be the kind of old person that loathes fucking everyone but just adores their grandkids.
if I'm not mistaken they even wrote that Captain K Rool was actually King K Rool's brother.
That was only an error in a Smash Bros. Brawl trophy.
Anyway the Japanese version also treats Cranky as the OG arcade DK.
Rumors?
dress+no pants
The Japanese quest logs were written from Link's point of view, but this got removed in other languages.
this isn't true and was conceived by a retard who thinks 自分 is exclusively a first person pronoun. it's written in japanese so that it could be either first or third person.
Amazing. Love it.
You know what, if Nintendo would go all the way to give Pauline her own character after all these years, why were they afraid of giving Florian more depth and making him a reworked Haru?
Now Florian is another Cappy (abandoned)
Mfw the grandpa of this girl is old Mario.
This is some Koizumi.
Cranky said this a lot when you visit him in dkc
kys
The Japanese version of DK64 also said that K. Lumsy is King K. Rool's younger brother.
No dude, K. Rool's totally gonna be in the game, I swear
I remember all the cope before Tropical Freeze released, with threads insisting that Lord Fredrik was totally just K. Rool in disguise
Little old but we all gotta make due somehow.
tropical freeze didn't have croc iconography everywhere, as well as kremlin-like enemies.
Kahn Jr.
Why is some anon lying that that Cranky wasn't the OG DK in the Japanese canon?
When I was young, me and a mustachioed fellow in overalls used to chase other.
Mariobros... don't look.
By the way, there was a magnificent game called "Donkey Kong" back in the day. I played the lead role.
opinion on game is determined by the amount of memberberries in it
sad
They want to make Donkey Kong more relatable and cartoonish but Cranky is supposed to look grumpy and mean so giving him the same redesign as DK would go against that
Is she still live? Holy shit!
probably a hater
Its most likely the canon is gonna be retconned a bit thanks to the movie given what we know about the kongs and mario.
Cranky STILL fought a mustachioed man in overalls back in the day, but that man wasnt Mario, it was Mr. Jumpman, the guy voiced by Charles Martinet who wasnt Mario's dad, and was playing that 'Save me! Jumpman!' arcade game at the beginning of the movie. DK wasnt born yet and Mario probably was a kid when that happened.
the movie
lol
cool character too bad pedos are going to infest every single fucking thread about this game now
The movie, directly supervised by miyamoto and nintendo that made 2 billion dollars in boxoffice.
Yeah... Lol.
lol
I love how people still think that Nintendo is going to just abandon everything they've done with the Mario franchise and change it all to 100% lavishly follow the American movie's lore. It's like how Sonicfags think the movies are canon to the games and the games made after the movies are sequels to the movies.