You can pick only one as your vidya partner for the night. Who do you choose?

Charlie Brown but only if he’s willing to nut up and defend his choices in games. If I’m going to play walking simulators with someone else then I’m want to be able to talk about them, but I’m not gonna do that with a blockhead who’s just gonna cave at the slightest bit of pushback about his interpretations.

kek I love that comic

black kid doesn't play tekken

fake news

once got banned from a Discord server for telling someone to “learn music theory before speaking

HOLY BASED SCHROEDER

holy brainlet batman

Marcie

Don't even have to read it. Snoopy.

Snoopy is based but Franklin would probably be the best overall experience to play with.

they all seem like an awful time

A lot of americans were never taught phonics, so when faced with a word they can't recognize through context they cannot read it.
Marcie this isn't a remotely difficult choice.

Marcie

Hardcore PC gamer

Favourite game is BG3

lol
lmao

Don’t worry about it, blockhead. Its a fun list.

I pick marcie
I rape marcie

only plays I Wanna Be the Guy and derivates

partner

I don't play multiplayer. video games are my way to relax after socialization, not a means of socialization.

talking dog so I can sell it to scientists for millions

Lucy 100%

Snoopy doesn't talk, he "thinks" his dialogue like Garfield.

mind reading child

I'll sell him for millions before I let this company die

snoopyLORDS

Marcie

Imagine the smell

Why would you type this out and make Snoopy/Franklin head and shoulders above the rest?

Funnystream sam...

Dogs can't play videogames

Part of me wants to impose a challenge. I'd pick Sally but I'd try winning her over to have her play Terraria. (just on a low difficulty setting. Journey or Classic.)
I want to see what she ends up doing art wise if given the resources to do so.
I'd pick Marcie but I haven't played Terraria in a long time and I'd want to keep shit vanilla.

Deep philosophical

The Witness

???
It's literally just a game about line puzzles

when I was in HS I wondered if people like that were real
now I work a job where several coworkers cant read

Shroeder
Playing Friday Night Funkin multiplayer for one night sounds like it would be fun.

not with that attitude
also, got some more to choose from

Charlie Brown and I are going to beat Dark Souls

snoopy is the Anon Babble user insert. I hate this place.

Where's my man Pigpen?

i don't know much about sports games but i was fucking good at NBA Street
i'll do it for patty

What did you do to the word 'never.' Why is it like that

I did. It was nice.

Tfw you were pig-pen growing up

huh

youth is wishing you had a red headed girl
adulthood is realizing you missed your peppermint patty

i could chill with pig pen. sounds like a bro

My headcanon is Charlie Brown ended up with Lucy. She gave him shit all the time because she's a tsundere.

Based

Same

Once got into Disco Elysium so deeply he wrote fan essays comparing Kim Kitsuragi to Saint Paul.

Does Linus's security blanket talk to him like the Horrific Necktie?

Disco elysium but instead of solving a hanging it's proving the great pumpkin exists

nah, the great pumpkin only shows up as a missible side thing like the cryptid

Marcie seems perfect to me

I wish I could get her CK2 modlist to make that game into less of an unplayable mess.

Based and actually very accurate to the comics. I used to read big collections of Peanuts comics all the time as a kid.

I'm picking Marcie to intentionally trigger her autism and get her flustered, then I make my move. Peppermint Patty can watch if she wants.

You can tell this is made by a complete normie because they think CK3 and VIC3 are realistic and or hard-core.

Pig Pen is literally me

Schroeder

Uhh, buh-buh-based? I'm definitely hanging with him if it means I get to try all those controllers.

This is 100% the actual truth though

Look at that spine bend, he's the person they designed the Steel Battalion controller for.

A marcie wife would have been so good bros. Alas

What's an example of 6th grade reading anyway?

That's because all of these kids are normies and would be going outside to touch grass than play video games.

Rent
Free
Wondering who asked at this point

I swear american stupidity genuinely freaks me out, even my dad can read better than some of the yankees I met and he never even went to school
Pig-pen is easily the best one here, up there with Snoopy