Imagine the banter. This guy is running too slow must be a woman or fat

looking at this hurts my back

I don't think I'll ever play VR. I am a grown ass man, almost 40 and just the fact that I still play games is kinda embarrassing.

This is just pathetic.
But if you are a teenager or 20 something, yeah, I don't see too much of a problem.

Yes, on my dick when it hit your prostate. Lmao

lmao fatso relax
you have to agree tho out of all the races whitoids are the only one to let themselves go

plummeting testosterone

record number of fatoids

no incentive to do physical exercises in school, no education about diet and all that shit

no bullying in schools for being a gay fat faggot

I'm sorry but I'm just saying the bitter truth
one way to approach is to hid your head in your ass and pretend like nothing is happening
the other way is to call out a problem and find a systematic approach to solve it (it's literally not hard and mostly on parents who also let themselves go and kids inherit the shit habits thinking it's normal)
anyway enjoy the upcoming race war lardfag, nobody will carry your fat ass around and you don't want to slow everyone down just remember that bitch tits nigga

oh yes the thing i want to do the most after a 10 hour shift is run around a threadmill to se a mediocre story
this shit, like the playstation move, wont stick because people just want to sit down and relax

is it cum proof?

Because we're not fat or have an interest in becoming less fat/staying fit while still enjoying video games. It would also filter zoomers right out of cod games because they couldn't do their gay ass sliding and aim bot assist.

nigga you gay

I like the robo harness but it's still the gay ass slippery shoes. I have never tried it, but I bet it doesn't feel anything like running.

Why can't developers just admit that the technology isn't here for VR yet? I get they want the money but they've been jumping the gun on this shit for like a decade now. We're just not there yet. We probably won't be for like 30+ years, if not 50 or even a full century.

you're still immature enough to care what other apes think
maybe in a few years

I know you have penis envy, but your clit aint a penis sweetie, you can only estimulate my prostate when you receive my semen explotion in your mouth

that'll be $20,000 fatty

I do, sometimes. Not worth the 15k or whatever it costs obviously but if enough games came out for vr + plus this thing and the the whole set up was <1k for high quality and I somehow had space for it I'd get it (so never ever.)

Get a room

Why dont these larpers just play call of duty 3 on the wii while walking on a treadmill, it's the same shit basically

maybe buy a tiny tv and tape it 2cm from your eyes for your gayass VR goggle experience

I don't care what others think, I care what I think.
If you are a grown ass man with at least some self-respect, and you think there's nothing wrong with acting like this you ARE retarded.

<1k

There's no way that's ever happening. I think the most realistic hope for something like this is arcades making a comeback and having these. And yeah that's not a realistic hope at all.

Durrrrrr fat!

I wanna stay thin!

I not fat, but I know you are because you think you lose weight through exercise.
Wrong, lardo. You can't out-exercise a bad diet. You lose weight at the table, you gain muscle at the gym.

You'd really pay that much and lose that much floorspace just to make moving in video games harder?

Fuck that shit, these treadmill setups are just another sad attempt to copy shit ideas people saw in movies

That looks like something that would be really fun for a week then I would curse myself for spending $1999.99 on it for the rest of my life.

Post wrist

I'm a pasty white skellington, 160 pounds

This is deleted but this is ok. Nigger jannies not biased at all LMAO.

There's one or two fat ugly cunts that will ban for dropping n-bombs, idk what's more sad to think about, that an assblasted jogger is doing it or some sanfran faggot became a Anon Babble janny for some reason

Some people have limited options for being active due to injury.
They were going to release it a few years ago, but they cancelled it for "image reasons" when the recent genetic memories available to one of the testers were just those of his father repeating several times as well as several female ancestors.

it's so embarrassing to enjoy this medium that literally everyone else regardless of age also enjoys

go the fuck back, faggot

upcoming race war

the violence you're hoping for is not going to happen under the thumbs of our owners. unless you want to be our guests and fire the first shots

Some people have limited options for being active due to injury.

bro anyone that's got trouble using a controller is gonna have trouble using a VR controller as well
in the very few cases where this isn't the case there are alternative ways of dealing with it. I've seen some guy out there playing overwatch that had his own set up and every time he wanted to ult he blew into a straw, and that's CHEAPER to do than this shit

personally if I want to exersize while playing vidya i just pop a dogshit multiplayer competitive game with long respawn timers, play like shit and do a few reps every death

Some people are disabled

...all the more reason not to make these dumb treadmills

You'd better be like 6'4" if you think 160lbs is a skeleton
160lbs at 5'10" or below is overweight lmao

t. 50% body fat

yeah its really gay/gimmick, it wont catch on, maybe they sell a few to arcades and shit. like if you are going this far you should probably just go outside lol, play airsoft or paintball or something ffs

'jak 'im