Mariobros...
Mariobros
I hope the zelda movie takes note!
most unfaithful adaptation
generic slop story
jack black naming minecraft things turns out to be a giant meme phenomenon with gen alpha
get ready for the same shit with bowser in mario 2
It's unironically funnier and better written the the Mario movie.
But it's also a lot uglier.
I hope the zelda movie takes note!
what's that supposed to mean? Hiring Jack Black as Link and Momoa as Zelda?
THIS... IS A HOOKSHOT
This movie made me wish I had a sistermom growing up...
Starring old man Link, from the Reddit idea threads
but it's jack black playing him
Jason Momoa is Ganondorf but he's a good guy who just hangs out
The mario movie is barely even a movie. Won't see the minecraft movie, but I wouldn't be surprised if you were right.
This movie was genuinely fun to watch. The entire audience was exploudind when jack black said meme shit.
I felt like a kid again
I knkw right, shes so fucking hot
No have the sister from this be link.
Are enderman mind raping you supposed to be an established lore thing?
Johnny Depp as Link.
Scarlett Johanson as Zelda.
Jack Black as Ganon.
what about a kiss for luck?
you gotta be snooding me
Funny you mention that because yesterday the Minecraft Movie 2 was announced for April 5, 2027. Which is like 1 week after the Zelda movie is supposed to release.
Zoomers and Gen Alpha don't care about Mario as much as they do Minecraft. It's a legacy IP to them like Mickey Mouse in the 90s and 00s
Jack Black will play Link.
This. Mario is old hat, they're only interested in fresh new IPs like Sonic the Hedgehog.
mariofag deflecting to another franchise
pottery
this would've been kino 20 years ago
Arnold Schwarzenegger as Ganon
Ryan Gosling as Link
Emma Watson as Zelda
a 40 pound animatronic onahole for Midna
so where's the go woke go broke crowd now?
Movie is not woke
take the most popular video game in the world, created by a literal nazi skinhead
HEH THIS PROVES PEOPLE LOVE POZZED SHIT
now let's see how your original IPs perform...
OH NONONONONONO
It's nice to see a movie about a children's franchise actually being for The Youth and not 30-something man children.
Try not being a retard for 5 minutes. You might like it.
gets btfo by facts and logic
R-R-RETARD
lmao you lost
kys
Why do zoomer and gen alpha like Minecraft so much anyway? It's like their entire digital lives revolve around it and roblox.
well, duh.
No one thought this would flop - its shit, but most people went to see it before knowing it was shit / are too young to care.
Oh right, the movie is a success, so it's now not woke, despite you people parroting it for months prior
Most unfaithful adaption
The movie is shit, but what would've been a faithful adaption? What is the plot to Minecraft?
Same reason why Boomers love Donkey Kong and Pac-Man besides it being the only video games they recognize
And the reason why Gen X and Milleninnals love GTA
They grew up with it. It's as simple as that.
I would laugh my ass off if she was Malon or some other Zelda girl in the movie.
jack black says [thing from Minecraft]
zoomers lose their shit
i have entered the out of touch zone because i do not get it
My Gen Alpha little cousin doesn’t explore multiple franchises like we did. I think it was a social experience for us to discuss/trade different games and try a lot of stuff. For him, all he talks about is:
Fortnite
Rocket League
Minecraft
Roblox
He got a PS5 this past Christmas and literally that’s all he plays. I showed him Legends Arceus and it he disliked “how complicated the game seems.”
We all get old eventually.
It's the combination of
Jack Black just being genuinely hilarious. Not even in ways he tries to, he's just one of those people that could do anything and it'd be funny
Game that you know from childhood
You mean tingle
It varies. My gen Alpha cousin has a Switch and basically became a tendie who also plays a lot of mobile games on his iPad. But that's because he got into it by watching Chuggaconroy on Youtube and also playing the Switch with me a few times when he was younger.
PAY ATTENTION TO THIS ANON, NINTENDO
Couldn’t even last 1 minute.
I feel for the parents who have to watch this shit and realize during the film that their children might be retarded.
I don't care.
What’s woke about it? The black lady? She has like ten lines and almost no screen time. Full man sandwich? Its just a gag. I saw it and that’s all I can think of.
Heard some kid earlier in town going "I am Steve!" over and over lmao. But kids are kids so who am I to judge them for enjoying things for kids eh?
what if we put things from the video game in our video game movie
This is an astounding revelation to the suits at hollywood. There is basically 0 OC jewish shit in this movie once the characters enter minecraft.
they took the biggest selling game of all time that is cocaine for kids and kids went to go see it
u mad chuds?
Mario Movie is just non-stop Peach girl bossing it up
Luigi doesn't even exist
Minecraft movie is almost entirely Steve
He says Minecraft things
Who could have possibly seen it coming?
Why would I care which kid's movie sells more tickets
The entire fucking movie you braindead retard. All the males are either scrawny losers or pathetic manchildren. The protogonist wins through the power of la creatividad, which is actually just mechanics from a video game marketed toward children. The female characters are ugly and dysgenic but are still shown competently fighting off monsters. Thats aside from the script consisting of 90% brainrot, which is a conditioning technique to subconsciously indel the more sinister elements into the viewers subconscious. Anon Babblegroids are all normified subhumans.
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Kek
Would let her get stuck in the washing machine/10
Notch is a chud, like us. This is a certified chud movie.
Everyone clutching their pearls over this is the saddest and most annoying shit. Let the idiot children enjoy things, like fuck. We already know they are useless and retarded. If they can't be intelligent and skilled at least they can be entertaining and they are succeeding at that. I guarantee everyone bitching and moaning about teenagers acting like teenagers are miserable useless eaters.
but they are just regurgitating and falling for a tiktok marketing campaign
Bitch, your entire mental landscape is astroturfed by the media you consume. All net traffic being consolidated to a small handful of ghettos has killed all diversity of thought and streamlined propaganda intake. The only fucking difference between the retard children and yourself is that tiktok is making money off of conditioning them into experiencing real joy while you are making money for someone else by being conditioned to experience real misery, anger, and discontent because that is the content you engage with.
Arnold as Ganon
youtu.be
I am still pissed this is not an actual movie.
This post is a sterling example of brainrot
Box office aside, it was more enjoyable overall than the Mario movie
You aren't as smart as you think you are.
Chicken Jockey
Jack black stumbling upon this new world and the slow improvement from retard living in a dirt house to a full blown survivor that accidentally discovers nether and end and slays the end dragon
Not marrying villagers subplot wtf
Its just Marvel writing in non super hero movies
Say obvious reference
Hah, get it? Its minecraft so he said minecraft thing!
Say retarded reference
Ingame jokes these writes are soo in touch
Say le obscure reference
OMG I AM A SUPER FAN I GET IT
i just came to a horrnifying realization
there's going to be a bunch of kids who saw this movie and have their sexual awakening be the villager human romance.
Not like there weren't quite an amount of them making villager porn anyway, but here we have a practically word of god confirmation of an interspecies compatability, opening the floodgates like how sonic or disney did.
You care enough to reply
The best part is that you could copy a good 90% of the CD dialogues and pass them as a Minecraft-like script and get it approved
Why nintendo never made a pokemon movie? I mean real pokemon, not shitty spin-off like that pikachu cop
Not the plot but the world. Not only is it needlessly realistic, those aren't real blocks. They just made anything cube shaped, but it completely clashes with Minecraft's look
Entire point is cool looking fantasy creatures
Why not real
Pokemon fans everyone
esl retard
Minecraft movie 2 is def happening lol
Zelda movie is live action but 90% of the movie is CGI anyways
Plot is an isekai, again
Link, played by an obese comedian, bumps into the main group from our world randomly
I…am Link!!
Link now has to teach the people from the outside world about the Zelda universe including the most basic fucking things like how to shoot a fucking bow
Zelda is played by Amy Schumer and Ganon is played by Kevin Heart
It's already been announced for 5 April 2027, which is 1 week after the Zelda movie is supposed to release
Zendaya as Zelda.
How is this compared to Sonic 3?
Play sonic 3
Michael Jackson made some good music for it
Isn't the opening 99% carried by the popularity of the brand and people thinking the concept is interesting/the movie is a complete meme like the barbie/oppenheimer thing?
Make a faithful adaptation of Minecraft
It's just Castaway
That one segment in Castaway where the dude went to hell and fought a dragon
Yeah... Fantasy Castaway