Use your mic dude!

use your mic dude!

they tell me I sound like a girl and bully me when I do so

*cums*

Vocaroo or bullshit

i just dislike being social with strangers, have no issues irl nor would consider myself a shy person, im a tall buff dude but i just dont like to mic with strangers for some reason

Post vocaroo

use the, "bad" mic

turn on music

gain up

window open

dog in the room

You asked for this

*rapes you*

fag thread

this is what the average ayasefag sounds like

lmao

ayase feet

Ok by why say Nigger like that?

Bruh killed my boner there, not even gonna bother

you dont sound like a girl at all wtf i cant crank my hog to this

no screaming baby in the room

no cats fighting outside the window

no fighting parents in the other room

Not good enough Anon we gotta pump those decibels up.

They laugh at your back and say you will never be a woman

They are fucking with you for some other reason or you lied in the OP
You know full well you don't sound like a girl

I get the feeling this isn't OP but some based anon derailing his dumb homo thread

ywnbaw

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It's not and I'm trolling him.

You sound like an absolute fucking cunt yah fuckin cunt.

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaag!

hey anon, turn on your mic

lol, that's a good Kermit impression

tfw ESL in a server completely full of american rednecks with thick southern accent

kill yourself looney troon

post vocaroo

i concur with the other anon post vocaroo

go fuck yourself stop trolling
op here, here's my vocaroo. fuck these trolling cunts. i tried making my voice a bit heavier because i sound like a girl sometimes...
voca.ro/1k6oFDXjGwJp

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average ayasefag is a pajeet

lamo

fuck off Apu, go back to the Quik-E-Mart

4/10 sounds more like fozzie bear

Holy fucking based

I don't use the mic. People who play online are normally teenagers and I'm pushing 40 - makes me feel fucking weird talking to them. Just play the game and stfu, zygote.

Chat is this real?

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this is why i fucking love euro/asian hours on this site. americans would unironically erp in this shit thread, but euro anons just take the piss like usual.
of course, you have dumb faggots like that take the bait like some low iq dumbasses lel.

No one thinks you sound like a girl, you fucking agp degenerate.

It's pretty good

I knew a guy who naturally sounded like Stitch. Must've had a lazy throat or something.

how do you know I was taking the bait, and not just making fun of ayasefags?

trolling again

Fuck off ranjeet

the apu one adds to the joke, shut

You sounded like Ojama Lime

Whenever I get on mic

"Hey anon, should I use my employers insurance plan?"

"Hey anon, what should my credit score be if I want to buy [insert vehicle]?"

"Hey anon, what's a roth ira"

Etc

ZAMN, got my BUSSY WET!

turn on mic

they ask what all that chirping is

I have no idea what they are talking about

Are you Italian?

Asian japanese

Self-hating French.

use your mic dude!

you kind of sound like Balthier from FFXII

heard that once about 15 years ago on WoW, and i'm still happy about it.

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Filipino

Please be in London

You're an Ubisoft! Please, don't harras me.

Is it that obvious?

Your race and nationality is youtuber that makes long videos about a topic in-deprh that is somehow popular despite barely being intelligible

go get your sexy bunny girl waifu, you suave bastard

I've heard Italians talk in English before and they sound like you do.

what are you doing on Anon Babble jordan peterson

and they have a tiny little femboyish avatar

be ESL

finally understand what blacks are saying

I can finally listen to rap songs

I guess these, too.

didnt learn southern accent through country music and dukes if hazzard

ngmi

Mamma mia itz a mario!

Does this pajeet make the same thread every day about sounding like a faggot on a mic? I don't even need the archives it's at least the 3rd day in a row and avatar fagging

Weeeell that sure ain't me, I was forged in them horseshoe melting sands of ol' RDR2 servers

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we have our resident attention seeking autists that make the same thread every single day and ip ban evade. this is one of them, yes.

isnt dip and chewing tabacco the same thing?

sometimes i forget you fags are real people

Not really. It's about the same as coffee and coke both being caffinated drinks

that's subjective.

I am not

not a solipsist

Ngmi

be german

have a heavy lisp when speaking english

the moment I try to speak english I get insecure and start to stutter

somewhat light voice

its pain
Worse when people ask "what did he say?". Makes me want to end it all.

inb4 vocaroo

Im currently sick and my throat is sore.

implying

Lmao
Beep
Boop
Nigga

Gewmans awe so damn cute

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tfw no cute anon to cuddle

Use the mic

People assume I'm a negro

I'll never understand this phenomenon. It even sorta happens in real life.
Coworkers will outright ask me if I'm part black or say something like "Anon...you really are like an old black guy." It's even worse when I'm around a black man in his 50-60s, because they fucking love talking shit with me and they think it's hilarious I threaten to get a Jerry Curl and show them how a soul REALLY glows.

I remember there was a board called audiochan and the posting box was just a record button and an optional image.
It didn't last very long, but it was a neat attempt at something new.

hi (im fat and ugly)

That wouldn't last, because it would be too aggressive. I prefer not speaking. That way, other people can imagine how you sound.

Let's hear the vocaroo

Your name
Is Toby

I don't have a mic

work customer service job

voice naturally just sounds tired/sarcastic bored even when i'm trying to help

bosses keep saying I get complaints from customers about my tone

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what did he mean by this

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Why make fun of OP? I think he's funny. What have you done for the board?

Why can't I have boywife like this...

All this does is make me feel more loney.

If you guys are so lonely then add each other on Steam or something. I'm sure everyone has that program.

no

ive never been told i sound like a girl but have been told i apparently have a soft voice the very few times ive used voice

It's just some schizo

Sounds like you're pretending to be lonely.

no one has said this in like 10 years
I mean 15 years

and yet, euros are the biggest faggots with the softest and unthreatening voices on the whole website. they just know how to take a joke and are less serious than americans

No it's just the pain I feel trying to interact with people is even worse

it's just the pain I feel trying to interact with people is even worse

That's not pain, and it's anxiety. I hope you never have to feel pain if you think that's pain, lol. Anyway, do what you want. If you're afraid of talking to other losers, then get ready for a long and lonely life. I've experienced such a life. I spent it here on Anon Babble.

This. There's hardly any vc bullying in games now as long as they aren't too competitive.

legend

I'm glad you liked it. It's what someone does when they're bored and they see an opportunity.

kinda disappointed that my vocaroo post didn't get any replies... I guess I should have baited

Are you the one who called everyone gay? I thought it was rude.

Talk to a guy over text chat for a long ass time

He has an avatar with his real face and I imagine a voice to go with his real face

Hear his real voice some time later when we voice chat for the first time

It's nasally, flat, nerdy and he can't pronounce certain consonants

Literally couldn't stop laughing because it totally broke the image of the voice I had imagined and try to explain

We haven't voice chatted since.

Sorry bro

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this will be posted on xitter and get 10 billion likes

he forgot the fire alarm chirp

ngmi

You we're right, though.

You sound really irritating, I can't stand ESLs who talk like this

Here's a (You) for you whore

Why is this board so gay now?

what does my accent sound like?

Why is this board so gay now?

Bruh. We have a Anon Babble board. It wasn't always there, but maybe it's the problem.

Something in the water.

now

now

suddenly

falseflagging newfag to farm (You)s

Here you go slut

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