DRAGON BALL Z VIDYA GAME THREAD

Hey, remember when Chi-Chi was a cool fighter who was skilled enough to make it the the semi-finals of the WORLD Martial Arts Tournament? I do... Chi-Chi was robbed. Z was a mistake.

dragon ball was never good you boomers just have nostalgia goggles for lame childish jokes and fighting

lame childish jokes and fighting

you need more?

remind anon of the part of the series everyone skips and considers boring shit for pedophiles

Every arc before the Budokai Tenkaichi is fanfiction, and only the Piccolo Jr arc is honorary Dragon Ball Z.

Unpopular opinion but I like the OG dragon ball with kid Goku the best. It has human characters before they all got shelved by super saiyans and you never hear the words "power level" once.

Chi-Chi only bothered with martial arts so she could get Goku to uphold their childhood marriage promise that Goku himself forgot about until he beat her by punching the air around them.

I hope something wakes bandai up because characters aren't gonna be enough to hold people over

Unpopular opinion

Everyone feels that way, that's why they keep making excuses to turn Goku into a kid again

CHADitz won.

The only benefit of Dragon Ball is how everything revolved on Earth. The expansion of the Universe into the mix was the biggest power scaling snafu ever conceived in shounen history that out done JoJo's.

Every arc before the Budokai Tenkaichi is fanfiction

Budokai Tenkaichi

every single arc of Z, OG and GT is now fanfiction

I hope that is canon, and Radditz IS just fucking around on Snakeway. Seems unfair Vegeta was redeemed but Radditz did not get that chance.

Chadku's left overs

Nice reading comprehension.

GT is fanfiction

Correct.

Why do you think niggers/spics love it so much? It appeals to their low iq's.

iq's

I thought King Yemma threw his ass into hell after he tried starting shit with him immediately after dying

budokai tenkaichi is name of the game, the name of the tournament is the tenkaichi budokai
Ztards are truly incapable of reading

Holy semantics, kek.
Was this really the best argument you had in stock?

I'm waiting for the OG Dragon ball dlc for Sparking Zero, otherwise I'm kinda done because all I do is get bodied online

you're the only one who thinks this is an argument I was just making a simple joke

would you get bodied again if they added og db chiaotzu

Why did you hate her so much, Toriyama?

Maybe but I don't think they'll give him an entire new moveset, at most that I want for him is his original outfit but if they could give him an ult that's not him killing himself that would be nice, also I hope they fix the model for kid Goku he looks like complete trash, kid Kuririn would also be really hype but that's a longshot.

Milf Chichi, completely nude.

I forgot that game exists.

End of Z or Buu Saga?

Buu

I like playing as Chichi in Breakers but I wish she got more skins like Bulma did.

Chi-Chi

virgin

Anon...

GT has Toriyama's involvement. Everything after Daima (that horrendously traced GT) will be actual fanfiction. And (you) will be shilling that crap anyway.

It's canon that Goku has no idea what sex is, she's likely still a virgin

daima is trash so I didn't even bother with it

It's canon that Goku has no idea what sex is

no it's not

I have buyer's remorse from Sparking Zero

sex. with. chi chi

He said anal virgin. Contrary to popular belief, most women dislike and do not allow anal.

same, they fucked up the post game support hard

My head canon is that she straddled Goku and did all the work while he was confused as to what was going on

They never had sex, fuck off.

Why should there be a Dragon Ball Z vidya thread?
The best games for the franchise were decades ago. The slop slopped out now is slop for sloppers.
Sloparot, Slopping Zero, SlopperZ, these games are all shit.
IW, T3, LOG2 >>>>>>>>>> nutrash for nufans of nuDragon Ball (Super, Daima, the new movies).

ToT

Explain Gohan

They adopted a nigger baby from Zimbabwe and stapled some skunk fur to his head, and every night they bathe him in bleach to hide the mark of the nigger from his flesh.

looks awful with her hair up

i saw the shitty toddlergeta ss3 thumbnail when i opened steam, laughed at it, then forgot about it until i saw this thread

Hair down is the most basic bitch vanilla way for women to wear their hair. You have zero taste if you think that doesn't look like shit.

first time i've ever seen someone mention IW instead of B3

there are many different ways to wear hair down. a lazy mum bun is the "basic bitch" hairstyle, it's what women do when they've given up on their appearance.

how does he turn ssj then

He's gay

I don't know why Bandai is so dead set on only giving Chaozu a specific set of moves when he has enough material to make an expanded or new moveset. (I lied, I know why, he's not popular enough to focus on)

used the Dodonpa far more often than Tenshinhan, even has a full-powered explosive version of it, yet FighterZ only has him use telekinesis

that multi-beam thing in Super

that Masenko look-a-like attack

that expanding sphere ki blast he used on Guldo

that electric thing he used on Piccolo (the Raging Blast games had it, but SZ doesn't)

DB games will literally go through the trouble of making up a moveset for characters like Videl (her stuff in Budokai 2 and 3), but can't bother to make a decent Chaozu moveset out of stuff he actually used. Took them decades just to give him his Drill Attack. Hell, they can even combine attacks like they do for other characters. I'll do it right now.

new Ult opens with Chaozu paralysing the opponent, he teleports into the air and fires the large Dodonpa he used on Krillin and the Tree of Might

See how easy that is? Fuck self destruct ultimates, leave that in the cutscenes.

dumbass frequently ignores this cutie patootie so he can punch more gooder

I despise Goku. Everything about him pisses me off. Chi-Chi deserves better.

Chichi is perfect no matter how she looks.

No seriously, why did Toriyama hate her? Was it really worth ruining a cool character for the sake of a lame joke?

Reminder on what Pan truly likes.

Chiaotzu was in Budokai 3?

B3 has Dragon Rush unfortunately.
But that is still better than anything available today.

Agreed. Not only is Dragon Ball horrible but its popularity damaged manga and anime. Goku alone is one of the worst archetypes ever created in modern fiction.....

Hey everybody remember be VERY STUPID!!! Be good at eating food like a glutton but be very stupid!

The only decent thing about Goku is his stupidity is not really his fault, he became brain damaged as a baby through no fault of his own even so stupidity is not something to be proud of. The only other decent thing about Goku is he trained to become physically strong. That aside the Goku Cliche has been a disaster. I will forever hate main characters who are dumbasses and inexplicably they are respected and shit like that. And don't even get me started on the damage that Vegeta created. Vegeta is an evil bastard who is lucky that the writing of Dragon Ball is so shit because he deserved the death penalty. Speaking of which I will also hate how Dragon Ball made it popular to always revive dead characters in manga and anime.

Dragon Ball has been a real shit fest and I'm glad Akira Toriyama is dead. Try and come back to life from REAL DEATH you hack. There are no magical dragon balls to revive you. And I hope he's getting raped to death in Shinto Hell (Shinto is the Religion of the Japanese).

What is Anon Babble's opinions on the fact that NUMBERTWOgeta got Super Saiyan 3 after all these years of his fanbase screeching about it, only for CHADku to instantly one up him YET AGAIN by making SSJ4 canon?

iq's

all road leads to jiren. be humble.

toriyama shits on vegeta one last time before dying

funny

The only good thing in GT is the theme song

youtube.com/watch?v=1c1F0PpbHdg

As if it matters. All female characters in Dragon Ball are shit.

Bulma rich spoiled brat super slut with a bitch attitude. How she treated Yamcha alone is reason to hate her. And I hate how the series pretended that she is the most intelligent human on Earth. Yeah the smartest human is a spoiled brat super slut.....that's a grim status quo.

Chichi is simply a bitch all around.

And Android 18 was wasted potential. She was Bad Writing forced to fall in love with a weak bald child sized midget with an ugly face. That was the first time I noticed Otaku Wish Fulfillment. And I hate how that cliche ruined anime so many male characters who are trash inexplicably getting hot girls for flimsy reasoning that shit was irritating. Its part of the reason I hate the Persona franchise so much, granted the protagonists of Persona aren't ugly but I still hate the whole "Don't let that girl talk to that male protagonist because inexplicably she will start worshiping his cock!" Obnoxious shit. Android 18 was merely one example.

While I agree with you, as if white people and Muslims are any better. The only smart humans on this Earth are Jews. They have convinced every race on this Earth to depopulate and instead of reproducing adopting stupid cats and dogs like a bunch of biological failure spinsters and I include the men in this equation. And worse if you try to explain to people how Jews are poisoning their race and cultures they get angry at you. So yeah people are dumb and the only smart humans are Zionist Jews.

I hope the human species dies painfully. It deserves it for being stupid.

because Chaotsu has the 1-2 punch of being 1. a male character and 2. a useless shitter with no narrative gimmick. as a result, nobody gives a fuck about him. They're willing to invest the time and effort into coming up with a Fasha moveset because they know coomers will want to play as a female saiyan.

He didn't hate her, he just hates romance and has no idea how to write it so he opts for comedy instead and to him, an overbearing house wife is comedy.

Launch mogs every other DBZ female for a reason

youtube.com/watch?v=1c1F0PpbHdg

there is a reason her ass is fat

You mean Ultra Vegeta 1? It's alright. Looks ridiculous, like Beast Gohan. I like adult SSJ4 though even if it makes absolutely no sense as to why he would even have the damn thing to begin with.

The game needs new single player gamemodes with better rewards (costumes, accessories, auras, etc), better character balance, and more stages, not 5 more characters added to the pool of 200.

Except Toriyama DID know how to write romance.

Chichi and Bulma are both shitty shallow bitches and like Real Women allowed their pussy tingles to select honestly shitty men to be their husbands. Neither man is a provider with a job. And because Chichi stopped being a rich princess heiress along the way she started to get angry at her lot in life and bitched out to Goku. Bulma fared better because she has infinite money because the Bad Writing says that she will never run out of money so Bulma can afford a Trophy Husband who is exceedingly absentee.

Oh and Bulma like Real Women has no loyalty she treated anyone she deemed a beta male terribly and married a criminal bad boy bastard whose minions killed a lot of her friends. Sheer luck that that Dragon Ball has plot devices to revive the dead. But yeah Bulma chose the bad boy like how real women would.

I say Toriyama did a decent job of showing romance. What he failed to do was create strong men with self respect who did not put up with bitches. Toriyama is the kind of beta male who LIKES getting bitched out by his wife. He is shit.

BEJITASISTERS... TIENSCHOLARS ARE LAUGHING AT US AGAIN

The whole she has magical multiple personality disorder was a huge turn off. Never stick your dick in crazy. The only reason she seems harmless is because in the Dragon Ball universe characters can literally take a shower of bullets, even humans, and still be perfectly fine. But under real circumstances Launch would be seen as a serial killer psycho who belongs in prison for life.

I don't know you do you, I simply NEVER liked psycho bitches. And always hated Tsunderes especially that cunt Akane from Ranma holy hell is she legit as awful as advertised as if any dude with options would tolerate a cunt with a short temper violent tendencies and her cooking is such extreme poison her whole family resents her cooking.

Super and Daima is some of the stupidest shit I've seen in anime. I have no idea how it cultivated the fanbase it has today.

Except Toriyama DID know how to write romance.

Except that he doesn't and he's explicitly said that he doesn't. I don't give a shit about your incel headcanon.

It hasn't. If you haven't noticed popularity of Dragon Ball as a brand has started to shrink. And with Toriyama dead the new mentality is that "Anything made after Daima is Non Canon."

Some fans already considered Super and GT to be Non Canon. But with Toriyama dead in real life this mentality will increase. Prepare to see the death of Dragon Ball's relevance in pop culture and I say good. I can't wait until other hacks like Anno die so that Evangelion can start shriveling up and dying. And the biggest one is Miayazaki who I hope dies soon so that people can stop propping up Studio Ghibli their work is overrated BORING as as sin shit.

It's whatever, I guess. I am far more interested in bubble baths.

There are things more important than pride or power.

Then fuck you too asshole. Go out and get falsely accused of rape so you can get arrested you sack of subhuman beta male shit.

she mellows out over the course of the original show. of all of Goku's friends, Launch is literally the only one to have been willing to jump in to back him up without a moment of hesitation. Krillin? Yamcha? Tien? Vegeta? Piccolo? all of them would second-guess themselves.

Isn't Super like an actual Alternate universe? It literally does not fit between Buu being defeated and the last chapter.

She was Bad Writing forced to fall in love with a weak bald child sized midget with an ugly face.

Krillin is like the 6th or 7th strongest being on the planet

Chiaotzu was in Budokai 3?

An arcade/cardass version of it, sure.
youtu.be/ilNwEf8yX8k
youtu.be/Z9dXzyE0eE4
youtu.be/s6NOkK6NtDU
It even has Dr. Slump characters.

which schizo is this?

guys I fear loli chichi won't get in I mean look at this

That's not saying much, everyone who isn't a saiyan or android becomes useless the further the series goes. All the human dudes died multiple times.

This is what Infinite World should have been.

the first three Super movies (Return of Son Goku, Battle of Gods, Resurrection Frieza) are canon to DBZ. Super Broly and Super Hero are of more dubious canonicity. the Super TV anime and Super manga are sort of their own things (both in relation to each other and to the movies they partially adapt). Daima, who the hell knows. it was probably meant to be canon but Toriyama died during production and Toei had to take it in a different direction than what Toriyama probably intended (hence all the weird dropped plot points like the fusion bugs and Arinsu+Glorio's relationship) so it probably exists in its own limbo like GT and the original DBZ movies now.

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18 isn't a normal woman. she is genetically engineered from her core DNA up, it's obvious that Gero removed all the genes responsible for female irrationality and histrionics, creating the perfect female in the process. Krillin was the first man to treat her like a human being rather than a killing machine, of course a 150+IQ ubermensch would see (what appears to be) the strongest natural human being on the planet who also happens to have a pleasant personality as the most logical mating partner.