Who is this character designed to appeal to

FUJOSHITS

he's such a flamboyant fag that he's actually the only character that i find funny in that shit game

Liked him a lot more than I thought I would.
Opposite for Karlach.

from afar i thought it was Moot

Women hitting their 30s

women

Reddit. I shit you not they are the only fags that adore this ass bandit

faggots and redditors like you OP
look like faggot gate 3 got new shilling campaign money, 4 threads up right now

He's the most brutal character in your party of misfit henchmen. You just don't realize it until Act 3.

Ziggerfaggot

Not the most annoying companion for me. Vampires being flamboyant faggots doesn't sound so odd to me. I haven't used him much, though.

Why would women want to be gay men

I find the swishy camp gay vampire less obnoxious than most other party members.
Your enjoyment of him really depends on if his sarcastic cunt british humor lands.

As a character I think he's the best of the companions. It's not like there's a whole slew of competition though.
Being a vampire slave and tortured for 200 years would drastically changes your outlook on life, and now you have the means to exact your revenge. Also he's an enabler which is funny.

hes designed for you to hate him but slowly grow on you over the course of the game.

women and homos. Which based on bg3 stats isn't really that many players. over half of all players who got to act 3 romanced shart, followed by karlach followed by the frog.
It is very gay how they made him the only lockpicker guy in the game

just respec

yeah I know but still, he is the only dex guy in the game so you need to take him, play as a rogue, respec someone or have meh dex stuff

I will say, I do not like him and I always kill him on the beach or in camp, but he is better than gale, wyll and halsin because he is upfront about being a faggot and doesn't try to stealth faggot you

Not having a gay best friend to do your chores for you while you kiss your gf

NGMI

The sassy

I was tricked into playing that shitty game by one of anons here, who told me he'd dominate the shit out of my female character. He's actually a caricature of a faggot, and the later "dominance" scenes were just sad. I obviously pirated the whole thing, and I still want my money back.

kek fpbp

op fucked up the ass

This is the worst type of fucking character because people like this are the most insufferable pieces of shit around. Hate the idea that anyone should have to tolerate someone who hurls "shit takes" and communicates solely in sarcasm.

Nigga you gay

Astarion has a tragic backstory that is extremely well written and completely explains his whole personality.

I could take two knuckles up the ass in my prime. I'm a fucking archgay, kid.

don't want to get aids because I accidently touched his hand

you gay as fuck

i hated his guts but stuck with him cause i needed somebody to open the locks. Has such a good personal quest/story and voice acting he ended being my favorite companion by the end of the game. I started rerun yesterday and i hate him again, its hilarious.

no one but hes arguably better than

furfag

le epic women are powerful bitch who says fuck in every sentence

a literal nigger

Beware, if you (you) me too much you might get converted yourself! Get back to doing homework before it's too late, shoo.

I'm an adult. I hope you die of aids

fags and dudes that want a gaybro

It's bad on purpose!

my gay faggot husband...

Rabid alphabets.
Who do you think plays this gay porn shitshow? Normal people?

fujos

dex is basically the most useful stat in the game and you don't need to be a rogue to lockpick

He is one of the best characters, didn't like him at first but he gets better as the story progresses. Also one of the best damage dealers with sneak attacks.

I know. I played without him and dex is only so good because the initiative roll is retarded

Also one of the best damage dealers

how? i swear he was the most useless companion on my team, 1 conditional attack per turn while Lae'zel was doing fucking 6, tanking and carrying entire team on her back.

Another shill thread

dex is only so good because the initiative roll is retarded

it also raises your ac, ranged/finesse weapon attack/damage rolls, and is the most common saving throw.

Lae'zel is pretty funny IMO. Jaheira also has her moments. I'll say that Gale, Karlach, Minthara and Shadowheart have some fun lines too. The worst is Halsin.

i gave him to that vampire hunter guy at the very beginning of the game because he kept talking like a fag

Minthara is the funniest person I know

Fujos

At least they have an option of kicking him in the balls

THAT BITCH MIRANDER

fpbp
I like astarion too

Sneak attacks with a bow, just put him at the back as far away from the battle and just use sneak attacks and then use hide.

Halsin is based thoughbeit

thats what i did but it was still 1 attack, the dps per turn was pathetic compared to something like Lae'zel wearing massive 2h sword hitting multiple times a turn

yeah rogues fall off hard at mid levels in 5e

Double crossbows + multiclass fighter/thief. 4 crit attacks every time, shreds single target bosses in 1 turn, no buffs necessery.

I think in theory he is consistent damage due to his passive, but I am with you. maxed out a rogue is doing
1d8 (light crossbow, but they should really use a hand cross bow in case of a miss) +5 +6d6
That's average 30.5 damage, average of 56 damage on a crit
2d6 (great sword) + 5 * 3 attacks is 36 average damage. plus maneuvers and gwm
average fireball damage at level 3 cast is 28 per person, not factoring in the half on a save.

with her superiority dice and CC it provided